Fall Out Boy - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You) Lyrics






Last year's wishes
Are this year's apologies
Every last time I come home
I take my last chance
To burn a bridge or two
I only keep myself this sick in the head
Cause I know how the words get you (off)

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Bullet proof loneliness
At best, at best

Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you

Collect the bad habits
That you couldn't bare to keep
Out of the woods but I love
A tree I used to lay beneath
Kissed teeth stained red
From a sour bottle baby girl
With eyes the size of baby worlds

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Bullet proof loneliness
At best, at best

Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you

The best way
To make it through
With hearts and wrists intact
Is to realize
Two out of three ain't bad
Ain't bad

Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
(Honeymoon)
Setting in a honeymoon
Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
(Honeymoon)





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  1. t.... o....

    My heart went 📉 when I heard those shots. :(

  2. M.... G....

    Im Watching This as some welcome remarks for my 2020.

  3. S.... 2....

    Anybody else cry at the end... seeing them hold hands and all the kids having the time of their life’s..

  4. S.... 2....

    This is hands down my favorite music video ( besides dead on arrival) , I love the story behind it and I love how they actually helped others❤️

  5. G.... ....

    I used to watch almost everyday this video clip in an old music channel that we have in Brazil... I always fell thoughtful :|

  6. s.... m....

    GOSH THOSE MEMORIES!

  7. J.... O....

    Search : me & you setting in a honeymoon 😂i laugh my self😂

  8. V.... E....

    2020 anyone? :)

  9. D.... v....

    Kony 2012 was a scam.

  10. H.... S....

    So 2000s, about to be two decades ago.

  11. D.... -....

    EVACUATE AFRICA. ITS A HELL HOLE WHERE PEOPLE DONT CONSTRUCT HOUSES RIGHT

  12. K.... C....

    IM GONNA END 2019 WITH THIS SONG!

  13. �.... ....

    hello world



    you

  14. J.... C....

    2019 ♥️👌🇵🇭

  15. S.... M....

    dec 2019

  16. A.... B....

    This reminds me of the whole kony 2012 thing

  17. E.... M....

    I came here from a Human Geo presentation. My teacher linked to this in his chapter 7 PowerPoint.

    E.... M....

    Your teacher is pretty fuckin rad

  18. A.... B....

    YouTube recommendations ❤️

  19. c.... o....

    Now that I'm older I actually understand the double entendre of this song title

  20. A.... U....

    Because of this album I fell in FOB <3

  21. S.... ....

    What's this song about?

    0:06

  22. f.... v....

    2019 anyone?

  23. L.... B....

    Much better love story than twilight

  24. M.... J....

    2019 still watching 😍

  25. M.... V....

    2019. anyone?

  26. S.... J....

    2019 and still into this song

  27. T.... ....

    This song have a video... Every day you discover new things.

  28. c.... ....

    bro this is actually really cool and good that theyre informing ppl

  29. M.... D....

    Sera que sou o unico brasileiro a gostar de FOB?

  30. i.... ....

    This is why this band needs more respect aaaah!!!

  31. t.... ....

    I really love this video, even though it’s so sad and emotional because it raises awareness for something important, which most people don’t even acknowledge. I didn’t know it existed until now.

  32. T.... C....

    Still jamming in 2019. Judge me

  33. d.... h....

    Unpopular opinion: The best part about FOB is their puns

  34. N.... K....

    2019 and still listening <3

  35. K.... k....

    Anyone 2023

  36. M.... L....

    Anyone? In sept. 2019?

  37. S.... A....

    Wow, thats a long title for a song!

  38. G.... C....

    Its recomended by youtube at 2019.

  39. M.... K....

    after 9 years, yessss still if i woke up next to you

  40. Z.... ....

    FALL OUT BOY KNOW THE WAY. THEY COME TO UGANDA.

  41. N.... S....

    love is simple AND I LOVE FOB!!!!!

  42. L.... S....

    2019 👋😅🤣🤣🤣

  43. h.... t....

    it's 2019 and this music video still makes me cry

  44. A.... 2....

    phew, what a title !

  45. m.... d....

    Pls get back to this kind of concept.

    I love Fall Out Boy I just want this concept.

  46. A.... e....

    This is sad

  47. N.... G....

    ❤❤❤

  48. J.... M....

    I memorize some lyrics but knew the title in 2019

  49. G.... C....

    2019? July 31.

  50. C.... R....

    When this was first released i was still in elementary, now i'm taking up lawschool and close to graduating.
    Damn how time flies.

  51. S.... K....

    Look stupid normies without brains, this is real love

  52. c.... ....

    Oh YouTube home feed.

  53. G.... F....

    #$tump2020

  54. D.... M....

    FUN FACT: Uganda is the country where Who Killed Captain Alex was made in.

    D.... M....

    That movie is legendary

  55. V.... V....

    2019 and still FOB

  56. A.... M....

    Nice name dickheads , about poor people and u name it that

    A.... M....

    ...the song isnt about it. I would say a large chunk of the time Fall Out Boy's music videos have nothing to do with the song. Do your research before you bitch about shit.

  57. M.... ....

    I miss the 2000's MTV

  58. A.... P....

    Are there any fans here in 2019? I’m not making a spam comment but I just want to chat to some fob fans :)

  59. M.... Y....

    Bulletproof loneliness at best.

  60. A.... C....

    this music video makes want to cry

  61. D.... S....

    Still my favorite fall out boy song.

  62. L.... :....

    Babyface plays B3 organ on this

  63. B.... t....

    Guys, I know it's great and all that Fall Out Boy helped to try and bring awareness to the awful shit that goes on in Uganda and the surrounding countries, but if you go to the end of the video you see that it's sponsored by Invisible Children.
    Invisible Children was the company behind the Kony 2012 movement. The Kony 2012 movement was trying to raise awareness of Joseph Kony, the leader of the Lord's Resistance Army in central Africa. Kony has been accused of abducting children and forcing them to become child soldiers and sex slaves.
    Now, this sounds great, it's just a company trying to raise awareness for a shitty guy, but that's not the full picture.
    The co-founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russel was the main person behind Invisible Children, and he essentially had no fucking clue what he was doing. He had plans to have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie lure Kony out of the jungle and invite him to a dinner, where they would arrest him.
    What the fuck?
    How did they think this would work?
    Spoiler alert: it never happened. Huh. I wonder why.
    For more information, watch the Internet Historian's video on Kony 2012.

    B.... t....

    I love internet historian's videos.

  64. m.... f....

    shout out to fob for openly talking about issues like this back in 2009. woke af.

  65. S.... E....

    What happened to the album, is what happens to the storyline.

  66. S.... D....

    its 2019 and i still love this song and the music video.

  67. R.... M....

    2019 anyone?

  68. E.... ....

    so basically I cried three times

  69. J.... K....

    <3 :'C

  70. n.... ....

    You should have come to the DRC Fall Out Boy, and have me be in your video.
    I love you so so so much

  71. T.... E....

    Don't get how this video has any dislikes. Lyrics and message was perfect. This is the good stuff! Doesn't matter if you're a fan of the Boys or not, good music is good music and FOB is one of the best out there. Has been for years.

  72. d.... n....

    How did I not know this existed? I’ve search this song countless times to listen to it, Ives watches playlists of all fall out boy music videos and this one was never on there, I’ve been a fan for 4 years and I never knew !!

  73. N.... N....

    The first lyrics "last year wishes are this years apologies"

  74. F.... ....

    A fob video I haven’t seen? Is this world backwards??

  75. A.... T....

    3,000th comment boyo! *yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* **Patrick is fucken awesome!..so is the Fedora's**

  76. M.... A....

    Last year's wishes are this year's apologies
    Every last time I come home
    I take my last chance
    To burn a bridge or two
    I only keep myself this sick in the head
    'Cause I know how the words get you (off)

    We're the new face of failure
    Prettier and younger, but not any better off
    Bulletproof loneliness at best, at best

    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you
    If I woke up next to you
    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you
    If I woke up next to you

    Collect the bad habits that you couldn't bear to keep
    Out of the woods, but I love
    A tree I used to lay beneath
    Kid's teeth stained red
    From a sour bottle, baby girl
    With eyes the size of baby worlds

    We're the new face of failure
    Prettier and younger, but not any better off
    Bulletproof loneliness at best, at best

    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you
    If I woke up next to you
    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you
    If I woke up next to you

    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you
    If I woke up next to you
    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you
    If I woke up next to you

    The best way to make it through
    With hearts and wrists in tact
    Is to realize two out of three ain't bad, ain't bad

    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you
    If I woke up next to you
    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon (Honeymoon)
    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you
    If I woke up next to you
    Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
    If I woke up next to you (Honeymoon)

  77. J.... B....

    the vid and music is still lovely but saddly about the war..

  78. J.... G....

    damn i recognize this song but i had no clue what song it was

  79. F.... L....

    Help! Excuse the ignorence, but... What kind of hat is it? I liked.

  80. A.... ....

    Damn the day before Easter and Fall Out Boy hitting me right in the feels.

  81. S.... S....

    god I love this song my brother played this to when I was 6 or 7 years old. Wow those were the times😌

  82. A.... H....

    I'm proud of You!!!
    Los Amo!💖💖
    You're a perfect Band!!!!

  83. R.... H....

    I was just thinking about this kind of shit and I typed in the lyrics for a FoB song and it gave me the wrong one (this one).......... fucking insane. Anyways yeah if you think the world is boring and meaningless or whatever then try fighting evil. Apparently evil exists in 2019. And no, I dont mean corporate greed and whatever. I mean the shit in this video.

  84. a.... l....

    2019 anyone?

  85. Y.... T....

    If I die young . I want my tomb to read “We’re the new face of failure. Prettier and younger but not any better off.”

  86. m.... t....

    Fall out boy knows da wae my bruddahs!

  87. A.... H....

    1. why did i just find this video now and 2. im crying

  88. A.... B....

    I love this song

  89. L.... F....

    Old Fall Out Boy was a gift from the heavens

  90. B.... N....

    Is this supposed to be the Rwandan genocide? Or am I way off?

  91. d.... y....

    This made me cry

  92. C.... T....

    I just want to listen to a good song, not watch people die🥴

  93. A.... B....

    I search this song for a long time,, idk the title