Faith No More - The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies Lyrics

She thinks I luv her but I can't ever be her lover when she Ripa my hair out before breakfast...

wilfried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK_ChT3sNaM live version here..

It’s my birthday today. Thanks Mike

That banjo...

gentle art of faking enemies.

44 today.. Playing this to celebrate.

grandissimi ......cattivissima

40 today and I look surprised!

The words are so familiar
All the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this

If you don't make a friend, now
One might make you
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies

Don't look so surprised
Happy birthday... Fucker!
Blow that candle out
We're gonna kick you

(Don't say you're not because you are) x2
(History tells us that you are) x2

[Chorus]
All you need is just one more excuse
(You put up one hell of a fight) x2
I wanna hear your very best excuse
(Never felt this much alive) x2

73 dislikes. Wish i could use an RPG 7 to blow all of em.

Soup brought me here

The "melody" of "you may never see the light again" is one of my absolute favourites

Last night some strange lady with no pants on demanded I take my pants off... allegedly she got kicked out of the shop for smelling soap and trying to buy soap... immediately prior her new pimp daddy laughed at the tram stop, with his new bling bling chain... Maybe it was the one who needed a new orange beanie last September... Maybe it was the one who sells drugs and steals... Maybe it was the one who needed to visit and is now cut off

He was a patient Greek philosopher who only talked about his step daughter....

anyone see them live in the uk? love slipknot to a version of this

"happy birthday fucker"

Backstreet boys could do a g rated version of this song and collaborate with the new kids on the block... make a soap opera about ir and call it fitzroy

And I deserve a reward for im the best fuck that you ever had , my blow up doll agrees lol

How can a woman with a 13 year old listen to music she did at 13... I got two punches for my birthday...

when anyone assumes someone is a dumb fuck' only time and way good back prep pays off in the long run... and id like to cry all night.... but nothing crying will do will help... im empty of all humane feeling, but my intellect says just wait...

I am just the dumb fuck they want when the pay hits... and they will keep

I swear and I promise I will pay you back the money... just the same play different fortnight...

the pancake morning tea I missed and the marquee nearly blew away, but then I never saw both girls in the same place... and one day I will. I just talk to them like they be the same ppl... but they will never know me...

but essentially there has been a communication failure... and she is the one that will take hamd over fist and then walk away into someone who will do the same... and in acey duecy, she drew the low low card....

but sometimes when its not that game, we go into slingshot boomeramg mode and we regroup for the next assault.... and if its the empty pocket she desires I can go get the money to acquire anything I need .. as it sits waiting...

going out to the rolling head fuck of the fortnight... and the objectifying of women who say things like she said in front of my daughter many many years ago...

Happy birthday Mike Patton, 51 years young <3

YeeaAAAAAHHHH!

Didn't Trey Spruance play on this whole album?

Yes he did but was never a full member of FNM.

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I have been listening to this album since I bought it when it came out in 1994. I love it. Fave song from the album. And for the life of me I couldn’t tell you what it’s about. Something tells me it’s not a love ballad but I could be wrong. Mike Patton’s Faith No More lyrics have always been entertainingly sophomoric but occasionally brilliant gibberish. “It’s so cool it’s so hip it’s alright, it’s so groovy it’s out of sight”?

Bend over, I'll show you what it's about.

You put up one hell of a fight, happy birthday fucking best fuck I've ever had. Fucker.

slipknot just stole from Faith no more, mr bungle and Pantera, thats the band

❤️😍❤️😍

This fucking beast of a song.......

last one day i had with my daddy on the beach

i got on my 1994 shirt now give too but i don't remember anything

Rock at its best

Hello like me cuenta

I love Ya'll but sometimes you stink*

Fuck this song is so badass, so as Cuckoo for Caca. Such an original sound.

Don't look so surprised in 2018

I deserve a reward cause I'm the best fuck that you ever had.

and when you blow those candles out we're gonna kick you, kick you

Mhm, that's some good Patton there

Kednjmmd

Happy birthday, fucker! Again! >:)

Feliz cumpleaños Mike Patton culiao

good shit!

My favorite album of all time.

Billy G what AN AWESOME BASS PLAYER!

Great song.

Their finest 🤘🏻

FNM Best band ever

Amazing what a classic song!!!

The sound of Dog Fashion Disco forming as a band.

i love this fucking song

The greatest of all time

ah,,,,anno,,, i give up.

anomolly

mr Patton is anomoly.

And if I tighten up my hole you may never see the light again...

My birthday commin. Much alive 😉

muito bom like 🙌

Am the only one reminded by the Duke Nukem theme in parts of this song?.....also sounds a bit like System Of A Down in some parts

I think you mean SOAD sounds like FNM in some parts...

It's well before system of a down

SOAD got their sound from this album, this song.

Awesome song, the whole album is amazing for me. Also the album's artwork is simply fantastic, love it!

Best into to a song ever :D

I deserve a REWARD

You need something wet in your mouth........ I think he means water 😉

brutal!!

Today's my Birthday and I wanted to hear Mike wish me Happy Birthday, then threaten to kick me.

@randall scott burress maybe you ran out of money and drugs and you are sad

@randall scott burress rsb... a rational sane businessman really... or is it robyn shitting bracks

@randall scott burress how did you come up with a moniker like this one...

@emming effingoxygentheif I sea Aldous Huxley ate your home-work too?

Haha! me too, it's my birthday today!! :D

I have this song of tone of call

I never felt this much alive!

dont say you're not because you are.. HISTORY TELLS US THAT YOU ARE!

have you tried chew a 5gum ?

Cool upload but why in mono? Cheers anyway!

hah right?

Nuporis This is how it usually sounds

I find this very constricting. Lots of compromise and angry complacency, but he, "haven't felt this much alive." A BDSM dance tune.

Ya put one hellva fight!!!

best FNM album. What a classic

Happy birthday... FUCKER!

now blow that candle out we're gonna kick you! kick you!

Tito Dick Dickman Baby

Travis Godfrey Evans He raised Phil and loves the ladies

Say that to my father, he has birthday today, BITCHWES"!:D

don't say you're not - cuz you are...!

history tells us that you are

nithgjojk

categorize damn auto correct

I love music that make people think where do we catorgize these guys hint you can't they're that great.

today is my birthday

happy birthday... fucker

You blow the candles out, we're gonna kick you. Kick you!!

Happy birthday FUCKER and let the suit keeping wearing you!!!

I'm gonna play this at my funeral

No you're not

+tempogain lol. WHY did I word it like that??

+ConstanceCox I love you.

All kinds of FNM will be played at my funeral. Much to the annoyance of everyone in attendance. Lol

I love the guitar tabs for this.

I find the vocals in this song to be overwhelmingly sexy... am I okay?!

You're ok.

Emma Anderson am I the best fuck you ever had ?

The world needs more women like you, mylady.

masturbate ,now

Proof of life, as I see it. ;)

bow wow - woof woof - bark bark

i love this song !

Fnm's best song

I remember buying the cd the day it came out, listening to this song and imagining the expressions the suits had on their face, when first hearing this song...brilliant!!!

Don't you look so surprised.... happy birfday fucka!

Did your copy come with the sticker that's the band name and the dog's head? I bought this used a few years ago and mine still had the original sticker. Still haven't applied to anything yet.

It's my Birthday tomorrow and yup ..

Best track! Seeing these guys live today! So damn excited: D

had this on tape back in the 90s , was one of the 1st tunes I ever heard with swearing in it so needles to say  at 7 years old I thought it was the shit haha

Love the DOOM mask!

You nee suhthing weh in ya mouu?!

If you dont dig FNM you dont dig life.....fucker!

Absolutely FNM fucking awesome! !!

Friggin amazing!

Happy birthday! fucker. lol

bit of tenacious d bit of system

Hmmm....I wonder if this is where SOAD got their sound from?

Forest off toxicity, literally sounds like a track off of this.

Serj Tankian voice very similary

Serj wishes he was this good....

Dear sir/madam,
>>>>that is a bitch statement.
Good day.

When is System Of A Down going to cover this song?

+Josef Hautala That was awesome.

Is it ever possible to just enjoy multiple bands instead of saying that one copied the other ??

Why fuck up perfection.