Faith No More - Kindergarten Lyrics




Return to my own vomit like a dog
Rhymes and giggles muffle the dialogue
Carve my initials in a tree, I will never leave
Maybe one day I'll be royalty
Kingdom
Kindergarten
Born late
Will I graduate?
Drinking fountains are shorter than they used to
The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore
Folklore: Nobody's supposed to believe in the next grade
WRITE IT A HUNDRED TIMES
Kingdom
Kindergarten
Waiting
Bell's not ringing
Held back again
Everything got quiet suddenly; no dolby
And the theater is empty
Film is flapping on the side of the projector
The reel is over
Banished with my sticky shoes and stinging eyes
I'M WALKING OUTSIDE
Kingdom
Kindergarten
Born late
Will I graduate?
Held back again





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Faith No More Kindergarten Comments
  1. Takanori Yamada

    What makes you to throw an egg to me,brother??

  2. Michael Whitted

    I saw FNM open up for Metallica\GnR at the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis, IN in 1992. The bass drum at the beginning of The Real Thing shook the entire dome.

  3. Babylon Central

    Jim Martin nails this.

  4. brian conner

    I remember jamming to this in 93 working in the lab at lens crafters in Collin creek mall Plano texas

  5. soraka hayamichi

    兄ちゃん卵、何で投げた?(空耳アワード2019大賞)

  6. 渡邉晃平

    0:23
    兄ちゃん卵 なんで投げた?
    空耳アワード2019優勝おめでとうございます。

  7. Crystal Osborn

    I adore Patton, forever my favorite lyricist and front man

  8. Barney Rubble

    This was the first song on AD that grabbed me by the balls..

  9. Chris Balanda

    Me and my pals went to Skateboard park played the album

  10. Revol. Nona

    You have found a 🔑

  11. Adolar Oliveira

    Essa musica é muito foda!!!! 🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  12. Lincoln Hirschi

    It's a toss-up between this one, Land of Sunshine, Caffeine, Midlife Crisis, RV, Smaller and Smaller, Everything's Ruined, and Crack Hitler for best song on Angel Dust. Oh yeah and Be Aggressive...

  13. Leo Havoc

    Listened to this song for decades. Wish I would of LISTENED to this song

  14. Internet Destroyer

    *song plays* every 4 yo:

  15. randall scott burress

    " WE ARE HERE?"

  16. F1RC GACHO

    Rap metal song

  17. sean dunlop

    Candy cane

  18. PlantDesigns78

    Billy Gould. Enough said

    mars spaz

    great bassist. part of Faith no more soul

  19. Katie B

    Spectacular 😍

    Bintang M. Wkusumah

    So were you 😄

  20. Gary Zajdel

    FNM finest moment= Angel Dust

  21. Shani Shani

    No Dolby!!!!

  22. Zero One

    This reminds me of 1992, aged 17, stoned as fuck and listening to this on my Walkman, full of optimism.


    2019: Everything is fucked.

  23. Ryszard lwieserce

    Płyta mojej młodości...

  24. 三玖推しの美来推し

    00:23 兄ちゃん卵何で投げた

  25. M A C H I N E

    Favorite song of Angel Dust, next is Midlife Crisis

  26. Alexandre Andrade

    Best mixture of styles, truly unique in every way

  27. Alexandre Andrade

    Far from being my favourite band, but surely the best band in the world, ever!!!

  28. Ben Wherlock

    As an August baby, I totally get it!

  29. cable3805

    This is a masterpiece album! I never realized that the song Rosetta Stoned by Tool sounds completely influenced by parts of this song, I do love Tool as well though.

  30. Justin Mitchell

    My favorite FNM tune.

    These guys were/are geniuses.

  31. Manuel Rivera

    best rock album in the past 3 décadas every band you probaly tryin to sound like them

  32. axfn93

    No one plays bass like Billy!

    Ronnie Oliver

    One of the baddest drummers ever and bass player and guitarist

  33. Everyday Deckienson

    Esta canción por alguna razón me relaja...

  34. BAYSTARS2019

    0:23 兄ちゃん卵 なんで投げた?🎵

  35. Samantha Ghost

    2019 and I’m still listening. They don’t make music like they used to

  36. Limits98

    Lyrics

    Return to my own
    Vomit like a dog
    Rhymes and giggles
    Muffle the dialogue
    Carve my initials in a tree,
    I will never leave
    Maybe one day
    I'll be royalty

    Kingdom
    Kindergarten
    Born late
    Will I graduate?

    Drinking fountains are shorter
    Than they used to be
    The swings on the playground
    Don't even fit me anymore
    Folklore:
    Nobody's supposed
    To believe in the next grade
    Write it a hundred times

    Kingdom
    Kindergarten
    Waiting
    Bell's not ringing

    Held back again

    Everything got quiet suddenly;
    No dolby
    And the theater is empty
    Film is flapping on the side
    Of the projector
    The reel is over
    Banished with my
    Sticky shoes
    And stinging eyes
    I'm walking outside

    Kingdom
    Kindergarten
    Born late
    Will I graduate?

    Write it a hundred times
    A hundred times
    A hundred times
    A hundred times
    Write it a hundred times
    A hundred times
    A hundred times
    A hundred

    Held back again
    Held back again

  37. one H

    I'd still consider this lifestyle a fetish

  38. one H

    :) :D :*D

  39. bryan toms

    only underrated by the stupid and ignorant,fnm rock

  40. Tadhg Maebh

    One the only bands that blended synth into funk metal .

    SupersonicPug

    Deftones blended that also. No surprise Deftones is heavy inspired by FNM. THE SINGER Chino also stated he listen to a lot of R&B and synth music growing up which explains he's very angelic smooth vocals.

    SupersonicPug

    I love both bands but FNM is the god of this type of dark rock catchy music. Then Deftones is a great second. Korn also made some good catchy shit but nothing as smooth as FNM or Deftones. Korn sounds more like Primus. Very basic and catchy and energetic. Primus also deserves a spot on the big table also since their bass and drums are very epic. Goddess of a bass player Lees is.

    Dom Rossetti

    @SupersonicPug Yes that's true great comments. I love Deftones too.

  41. Tadhg Maebh

    Aff on a tangent tonight , guilty secrets of a electronic man .

  42. Paul C Lalchungnunga

    Pretty damn nice & I love it

  43. K. Moo

    Kiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnndeeeeeerrrrrrrgaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrdeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  44. LeoRx

    2:02 " ...la va a tocar para diego, ahi la tiene maradona, lo marcan dos, pisa la pelota maradona, arranca por la derecha el genio del futbol mundial, y deja el tendal y va a tocar para burruchaga... siempre maradona, ¡genio! ¡genio! ta ta ta ta ta ta goooooolll gooooooll ..."

    Filiberto Castro

    Parece que dice "Felipe de España"? Xd

    Silvio Gremista

    Pele >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zico>>>>>>>>>>>Rivelino>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Neymar>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maradona

  45. Q the omnipotent

    This is my fav FNM song.

    Devone Satoris

    Mine too... remember rocking this out in 93 graduation night over and over

  46. Samuel Overs

    Kindergarten, just wow!!!!!!

  47. Deborah Hillman

    I love this fing song!! signed- d's son

  48. Capo

    Pompelop

  49. Chris Balanda

    Hi fi had faith no more

  50. Chris Balanda

    Had this on cassette one day play it on my hi fi and chewed it I replied BASTARD 😧

  51. Marcelo Ferraz

    One of the most beautiful songs that i've heard

  52. Dewayne Thomas

    Love faith no more one of my favorite band

  53. Christopher Hamilton

    There is something vitally important for the entire American people to understand: George Smith Patton Jr. devoutly believed in reincarnation, and is "unambiguous" about his return to Richmond, Va. There is going to be another leader in myself, and "Georgie" has no compunction following a revitalized South to the End!

  54. Layro França

    Return to my own vomit like a dog
    Rhymes and giggles muffle the dialogue
    Carve my initials in a tree, I will never leave
    Maybe one day I'll be royalty

    Kingdom
    Kindergarten
    Born late
    Will I graduate?

    Drinking fountains are shorter than they used to
    The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore
    Folklore nobody's supposed to believe in the next grade
    Write it a hundred times

    Kingdom
    Kindergarten
    Waiting
    Bell's not ringing

    Held back again
    Everything got quiet suddenly no Dolby
    And the theater is empty
    Film is flapping on the side of the projector
    The reel is over
    Banished with my sticky shoes and stinging eyes
    I'm walking outside

    Kingdom
    Kindergarten
    Born late
    Will I graduate?
    Held back again

    Terry Salazar

    Layro França thank you I had a few lyrics wrong

  55. Yiana Barth

    I saw this tour at the Aragon Ballroom with Helmet opening. I'm pretty old. ;l

    JediMandalorian Customs

    saw them with Gun's and Rose's and Metallica in orlando when FNM opened for them

    Ryan Doyle

    Saw the same show in Storrs, CT

    Rangi Namana

    Soooooo jealous. Helmet! We had really nice local band “ The Weetbix boys “. Good, but not great. Fuck FNM just blew the place to pieces. In the presence of greatness.

  56. Richard Roberson

    This is probably my least favorite song on the album and it is still easily in my top 35 songs, shows how amazing this album is.

    Everyday Deckienson

    in another video I saw you mention that Caffeine was the worst song on the album lol

    Everyday Deckienson

    Fuck, I read wrong, forget everything I said

  57. MedenaBrina

    Fuuu...2 good

  58. Friki Fiona

    Auuu brt miliiiiiiiiiiiii !

  59. Billy Cooke

    top 10 albums ever. easily

    Babylon Central

    Billy Cooke Yeah. I'd have to throw it in.

  60. jeremy chocholowski

    wright it a 100 times

  61. Al Guillen

    Fuck yeaaaaàaa

  62. Pumpkin Smasher79

    Hated going to kindergarten, I'm 20 now, that time is never coming back...

    Richard Roberson

    Pumpkin Smasher79 you never realize how good it was until it was over

  63. Juan Gedeon

    the 11 thumbs down can suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

  64. John Carlos

    The best album faith no more.

  65. Vitez Istine

    Great song.

  66. Cindy B. Guthrie

    25 years, this band gives my 58yr. old ass rocking happiness in my old age!

    Ralph Schuck

    Cindy vour are right !
    I'm "only" 42 but when i hear Faith no More i feel like 16 when i bought this album :-)

    Nick Hill

    @Ralph Schuck
    Yes same here.

  67. John falzone jr

    one of the greatest bands ever !!! talent up the ying yang

  68. randall scott burress

    LOVE IT? Will i graduate?????probably knot?

  69. randall scott burress

    I know i might surprise myself ?TEACHER?????????????????????????????????

  70. laroccacounty1

    "Drinking fountains are shorter than they used to be"... awesome!

    IceyOne

    Write it a hundred times.

    MegamanZ9000

    Kingdooooom

    KiindeeeerGAAAAAAAAAARTEEEN

    Waaaitiiiiiing..... Bell's not riiiiiinging

    Lauren Whitcomb

    The film is flapping on the side of the projector. The reel is over.....

    sean dunlop

    The swings on the playground dont even fit me anymore....fuck off!!

    Burrito

    @sean dunlop hahahhaha I swear it sounds like that hahah

  71. Caner Guener

    Faith No More is epic . : )

  72. Clint Johnson

    folklore

    B.R.A.A.D

    "WRITE IT..A HUUUNDRED TIMES!!

  73. Pablo Rodriguez

    WAOOOOOOOO|||| No me dejan de sorprender después de tantos añossssss!11
    El mismo Chill en mi espina.

  74. J Woods

    for models in NYC and Victoria Secret models 2 have fun girls thx LW 2016

  75. shadowprince101

    I like to think of " Back To School " by Deftones as the High School version of this .

    Jon Lairs

    makes me think of a monster hunt. a crazy long time 60 hr. long hunt.

  76. TI Advices

    MASTERPIECE

  77. mexicantushkan

    that bass solo!

  78. M.L. Crow

    Return to my own vomit like a dog

    Camel King Clarith

    OldGangsta Rapper This is a good story.

    Jon Lairs

    @***** that is while-d

    Jon Lairs

    @Wolfgang Amadeus les ged buck naked and such. sometimes you going to get *&^/ simetimes your going to get messed up.

    Jon Lairs

    @Jon Lairs yeah m.l. makes me wanna "vimit like a dog"

  79. Jessie Garcia

    One of the greatest and underrated bands ever.

    Hugo Passos

    It was underrated on mainstream scene, especially in the US. But among musicians and true music connoisseurs they really never been.

    Master Leafo

    Jessie Garcia Angel Dust is ranked among the best albums from 1992

    Patrick Maharrey

    When I started as a college radio DJ, I asked where I could find their Faith No More and a fellow DJ actually snorted like I was joking. Anyone that’s truly listened to Angel Dust would know that it’s amazing and they deserve way more credit than they get.

    The19towers

    @Patrick Maharrey

    So true

    5hadowfax

    @InlineMadLad I'm sure at some point somebody somewhere has underrated Faith No More.

  80. Vox Populi

    where do i go to thumbs up this album, this band, this song a million times?

  81. The Rebel 1985 CMX250

    Over 20 years old and this album still kicks more ass than any of today's music!

    Jon Lairs

    yes, U agree man

    Zach McMillan

    Just like the band;they reunited 16 years after breaking up,and released a kick-ass album! That's my boys,been rockin em since the tender age of 14.😂😂😂

    Daren Wobensmith

    Bands come and go . But the good ones will always be remembered

    Daren Wobensmith

    @Blueskythinking most music nowadays suck

  82. Simone Pietrini

    ultimate song

  83. David Pineda

    write it 1oo times...

  84. maverick29180

    Magnifique

  85. JPUPPY928

    My Fave Tune From Angel Dust!! KICK ASS!!