EPMD - Jane II Lyrics
- Hello hello, may I speak to the E?
- This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?
Yo P it's kinda early, who's there Laverner and Shirley?
Is it Kate and Allie, or some other girlie?
Well anyway, yo P you know I'm lazy
- Excuse me, but I'm sorry E Double
It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over
- Why P?
- Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa
- What?
- Last night I was all alone
Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown
Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you
Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22
- I don't know, you wasn't there
Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear
I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
Shifted out the door to the local disco
- Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub
- Hell no... I was coolin at a club
It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin' Molta
Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa
Seen a fly girl, standin next to me
So I slid over to her very non-chalantly
She was DEF, body perfectly fit
She was packin, a 300-E with the kit
I said, "Kitten, how ya doin' miss?"
I said, "Hello my name is Parrish"
- "Hi, my name is Cris"
- "Can I buy you a drink?"
- "Yes"
- "What will it be?"
- "A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante
By the way is that your Cadillac Allante
Parked outside right next to my Monte
Car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it"
- Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it
"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag
We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad"
We got to my house we walked through the door
Threw on "Night and Day" by
- Al. B Sure
- She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips
So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt
Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt
Put my eho up here
- Yeah it's time to do work
- I felt the movement below so it's time to react
I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat
I bust a move... when it came to that
But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack
Started dpom it, then she called me the master
- You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster
- At first I laughed, as if it was a joke
But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke
I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be
The J to the A to the N to the E
- Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin
With the Anita Baker head
- Nah more like Whitney Houston
- While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode"
Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode
Peace, I'm Audi 5000
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- EPMD - Intro (Out Of Business)
- EPMD - Pioneers
- EPMD - Right Now
- EPMD - Check 1, 2
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- EPMD - Intro (Back In Business)
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EPMD Jane II Comments
"She was Def.." or maybe "Anita was *DEAF"* the whole time on all these song's descriptions! Nah..I doubt it..funny though..if he woulda said that to some1 in the 'Suburbs' esp'lly in '89..they'da been..wait..you f"kd a DEAF girl?
Then "[He] grabbed her cold booty &..." uhh..so BTW, why was her Booty *"COLD"* again?? She was ALIVE rite??
{`!:~P
You know this old(skool)4sure when he says "I..cold watched *the 'Boob-Tube'.."*
They ain't even sold them "big bubbled tube TVs" for, like what?..10-15 yrs now..& least no one's bought 1 of them FOR YEARS..even in Prisons they sell only flat screens. huha!
HAIRCUT LIKE ANITA BAKER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Maybe 10:15 Or Maybe 10:22.....
Where was I?
apimpnameslickback lol
Some bizarre shit.
BIGGGER ,BETTA, STRONGA, & MUCH FASTER.........owww
Mr Nicholas Yeah & with that line I always thought it was a little weird(borderline gay)when E-double describes P's 'f*ck mode' with some girl on some specific nite..it be like me jumping in a conversation to others about what my friend's sexual experience was like & how it went down wit exact details meanwhile he's in the middle of speaking..& cutting him off.
I know they were switchin lines back to back but that's *exactly* what "E" just did there if you think about it.
C'mon "E" let Parish tell us HIMSELF how he 'stroked' a honey that HE, not you, got 'lucky' with..haha!
Jayski 808 Right ! LOL
Yo...they just threw in a Kate and Allie t.v. reference.
5burowz
And Laverne and Shirley.
Real RAP
Reginald Lovely *Real Hip Hop
Alllll Beeeee Shuuuuuuure 🔥
Went to my Bat utility belt and pulled out the Jim Hat!
Haircut like Anita Baker
i googled this and lolled hard
“Nah, more like Whitney Houston.” LOL!
....Then she freak it and grabbed my bozak & started doin' it....then she called me "The Master...
Seen a fly girl standing next to me so I slid over to her very nonchalantly
Looked up I said mm I'll take her
EPMD still that fire, along with DJ Scratch!