EPMD - Jane 3 Lyrics
(J to the A to the N to the E...)
One hot summer day back around the way
A new kid moved onto the block and his name was jay
Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine mil
Anyway jay portrayed to be like gard
So we took him in, and put him down with the hit squad
His house was phat, full court in the back
Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a welcome on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm system
One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic him
Something strange about the crib, I had to think
Why the whole God damn house was dressed in hot pink
Yo jay, where's your bathroom, bust a move I gotta piss
Three doors on the left homeboy, ya can't miss
I said, "what's goin' on?"
I seen a douche bag, and safety maxi-pad tampons
Left the bathroom, went back where I was
Tapped jay on the shoulder and said
"Eiyyyooo 'cause"
"I thought you lived alone"
"I do"
"Are you certain?
There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain
Yo jay what's your problem, homeboy you look stunned
What are you doin' put down that knife... where's my gun?"
Shit's thick, I reached for my tool I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, right next to the Jim hat
It's my ass, I better think fast real quick
I got a flashback.. ah from a Bruce Lee flick
Got in my stance
Don't lie
Kay I broke for the door
Tripped on some bullshit in the living room floor
Jay rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke
Ah shit
Kicked him in the nuts
That's all she wrote
It was like Rapunzel
Rapunzel?
Down came his hair
Titties popped out
And there was ass everywhere
Jay a transvestite?
Not quite he was more like
(J to the A to the N to the E)
Yo P, don't tell me, you went out like a sucker
Chill, took off that mustache, grabbed that ass and I fucked her
Peace, I'm Audi 5000...
Audi 5000
Ah shit!
All of that real shit, you know what I'm saying?
Jane? haircut, haircut like Anita baker?
The whole shit.. yo E, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying?
Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better
Right in there man, I didn't even care, are you crazy?
Was that holdin' me up?
Don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin
Sheiit, kick it E!
Other Lyrics by Artist
- EPMD - Who Killed Jane?
- EPMD - Put On
- EPMD - K.I.M. (Keep It Movin')
- EPMD - Dungeon Master
- EPMD - Jane 5
- EPMD - Never Seen Before (Remix)
- EPMD - Intro (Out Of Business)
- EPMD - Pioneers
- EPMD - Right Now
- EPMD - Check 1, 2
- EPMD - You Gots To Chill '97
- EPMD - Apollo Interlude
- EPMD - Intro (Back In Business)
- EPMD - Richter Scale
- EPMD - Da Joint
- EPMD - Never Seen Before
- EPMD - Skit
- EPMD - Intrigued
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