Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus vs Thor Lyrics

These guys may be the gods of thunder and lightning, but damn there was some serious fire dropped

Thor won

winner : Thor :-) next : odin vs ra

1:50 what you came for

THOR
OF COURSE

Zeus would beat Thor.

Raiden comes in

"I'll be the first to put it in writing: MC Hammer just got struck twice by Greased lightning"

Best line ERB has ever written.

Its like percy jackson vs magnus chase

God of Thunder Thor wins

I would like a video of that Lego Loki dancing

who won? Kratos.

Thor won he destroyed zeus

I think Thor won? I mean... He is more of a badass.

This is the best battle of ERBH. The creativity is just outstanding. The legos motion is just as great as watching the movie and the lines are pure gold. You need to know your history to truly appreciate them.

We all know who won thor

Poor loki

This was really dumb wow.

1:35 why'd he throw his dog overboard? Come on!

"Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is

You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the class of the douches

Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened

I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it"

*that flow.*

No wonder they were both lego. With rhymes so sharp if ypu step on them, you'll die an agonizing death, hand crafted by the gods. Thor won too.

Man Thor was brutal, why couldn't he be this decisive when fighting Thanos?

Thor won with his first line.

betty and veroncia throw Archie in there lol

I think the fact it's Lego makes it more impressive.

Me doing math at school.
My brain:ALLOW THOR TO RETORT YOU SHAPE SHIFTING RAPIEST AND GET A TASTE OF THIS SCANDINAVIAN GREATNESS!

holy heck i actually thing this is the best erb; the lyrics are literal fire; there are so many amazing roasts i cant even count them
and on top of all that, its completely in lego stop motion, which is incredibly hard to do; probably took dozens if not hundreds of hours to shoot this whole thing
i legitimately think this is the best erb


i think thor definitely won though; his best lines:
allow thor to retort, you shapeshifting racist
keep your asgard up, cuz i ragnorok the house
im the thunder down under, nailing natalie portman (i cracked up so hard)
you can keep your astronomers, ill sail with the conquerors
i'll drop you like greece's gdp
now make like your daddy and swallow my babies


zeus's best lines:
itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than usain
mc hammer got struck twice by greased lightning
you're joking, loki must have written your lines

Thor hands down

valt vs shu

SWALLOW MY BAAAAAABBIES! BATTLE OVER BY K.O THOOOOOOR!

Whoa! How did I sleep on this one? Fire from both Zeus and Thor, but Thor just about edges it

Zeus spitting straight facts🔥

Deadly flows + history of the Gods - hard beats= da shidddd!

How long did it take to make these Jesus Christ.

This was one of the Closest ERBs I've seen yet!

Zeus: Best Flow ever
Thor: Most Savage Disses in History

I reckon Disses Win Thor this Battle with some Dank Underrated Burns!

"Shapeshifting Rapist"(Half the Demi-gods came about that way)
"Go on, Eat Your Babies like Your Father" (Reference to Kronos who Tried to eat Zeus, Poseidon &Hades)
"You Toungue-Kiss Your Sister"(Zeus Married Hera,his sister)

God Level Burns!

The Phone must be dead. Wheres Odin? THAT would be an interessting battle :D (Short: Zeus won in the first line ;) )

I give the win to thor

THOR EASY. DAMN.

I’ve always avoided these kinds of videos, but a comment on Quora brought me to this very well written video!

Frikkin BRILLIANT writing!!! U guys are amazing

the dog won

Zues be like: Get off my lawn

0:35 Thor already won it with that line.

Cerebus won

I can see Lloyd in the studio recording Thor's voice lmaooo.

Wasn’t expecting a lego version😅

1:13 when bombur became god?

Thor. Zeus could never recover from Thor pointing out that his trophy wife, Hera, was his biological sister...

There is no biology for the Gods. They have no DNA, so they can do whatever they want between them.

Demo was better

Omg this was 5 years ago. I still remember when this was released

Best battle, im not ashamed to say that.

this erb rap was electric

People forget that me and Zeus are actually bro’s we did this for fun

Thor won “I’ll drop you like Greece’s GDP” was the single best line in ERB history

Greece GDP much better now

Did you know that when early christians asked the church how God looks like, the church decides to adopt the already well known deity with white hair and white beard. Zeus. Christians all around the world is currently worshiping the image of a pagan god and his demigod jesus.

Lyrically this is the best epic rap battle I have watched.

Am I the only one who noticed Percy Jackson in front of Zues when Thor is calling him a douche?

Wonder Woman Vs. Black Widow

Should've been Zeus vs Odin, not even gonna lie

Mr. Schweddy well yeah but Zeus and Thor are known for being the gods of lightning in Their respective cultures

Winner: Zeus

Athene vs Odin

They were both good but Thor is a fucking monster on this one. I reckon he won. His lines are savage as fuck.

Thor bitch

Shiva vs RA

😈😇😉

How *dare* you insult Loki like that

I don't know why, but I love when they cut to Loki dancing and smiling. It's just so funny for some reason

"Shape-Shifting Rapist" won it for me

Wroof!!!

Ok, Thor kicked Zeus' ass...

Iron man vs iron giant

best flow: Thor
best disses: Zeus

winner: Greece's GDP

Is anyone else supposed to be asleep?

Thanos vs Darkseid

just curio should ERB be forced to credit disney for the videos that were made with help from maker studios?(maker studios is owned by disney)

0:55 ahhhh.....

Erb 4 life

maan thor's finale verse was straight fire

Zues!!!!

Jesús Christ this was so fucking brutal

On everything... this is so dope... and it’s LEGOS..

Thor absolutely won

Zeus is aiming for the win saying that nothing will stop him and Thor is trying hard but the real winner is Loki he is the god of dancing

Thor won

Kratos's dead enemy vs. Kratos's new enemy.

God vs Odin

Then in comes Emmett to denounce the fighting and rap about how we should all just be friends. lol

Thor totally won.

My favourite part is Loki's "Noirse"
0:45
When he was dancing so joyful till Zesus interrupts him 1:49
And now my new favourite word is "OPA!!!" 2:00 XD

This is ALL stop-motion
very impressive and under-rated

Why am I not surprised that this was animated by forest

Look, Thor did win this battle, but “Loki must of written your lines” was one of the best roasts in the battle

Great LEGO costumes.