Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wolverine vs Freddy Krueger Lyrics
[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Wolverine!
Versus!
Freddy Krueger!
1, 2 Freddy's coming for you
3, 4 better lock your, lock your, lock your, lock your
[Freddy Krueger:]
Welcome to primetime, bitch
Better stay awake like a meth head
Spread red on your bed spread
'Til you're lying there on your deathbed
You got a healing factor?
Under that mask, you're a singer-slash-actor
Under my skin I'm a slasher-slash-slasher
Bitch! I come from Wes Craven's twisted mind
You come from comic books that kids get when they're well-behaved at Christmas time
Flock of Seagulls called, they want their hairstyle returned
And that wasn't even my main diss, it was just a side-burn!
[Wolverine:]
Nice glove, bub, but I'm real from bones to teeth
That claw's like a strap-on; there's a pussy underneath
Don't sleep? That's all you got for me?
Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea
I been to hell and back and whooped Satan's ass
You got beat by a Nancy on Elm Street
You wanna talk about burns, mac?
The PTA turned your face into Deadpool's ballsack
Wrapped in a Where's Waldo sweater
Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better!
So step into my catnap, see if you can hack that
Better hang on to your whack hat
'Cause your worst nightmare ain't Hugh Jack-shit
Compared to the least of my Weapon-X flashbacks!
I'm the adamantium champion, X-Man
You'll only ever be half of Edward Scissorhands!
So don't get me more pissed, chump
I'll take your whole franchise out with a fist bump!
[Freddy Krueger:]
Look at the size of your body
How could I possibly think I'm in trouble?
I can't tell the difference between your action figure
And your stunt double!
What's the matter? You look tired, eh?
I'll be in your bed tonight, unlike Jean Grey!
As for me? I'm a chick magnet
Some heavy metal bitches are real attracted
What the fuck is a wolverine, some kind of an angry beaver?
I was more intimidated by a tiny Canadian
The first time I saw Justin Bieber!
[Wolverine:]
That verse stung, bub, but I've already recovered
I'll call you tomorrow morning if I need my toast buttered
I ain't got time for this, saving the world, what qualities do you bring?
You're a pedophile from the Midwest, at least R. Kelly could sing
So you've got the wrong room, if you're looking for fear
Only thing scares me is a fridge with no beer
That face tells me you've met your match
So come back if you've got another itch to scratch
[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Eeeeeeeepic... rap. Battles... of history!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Wolverine vs Freddy Krueger Comments
Jason won
Avengers vs X-men
Wheres waldo sweater
ROUND 2 WE NEED IT
Ohhhhhh I'll be in your bed tonight unlike Jean grey
That intro though : how he is saying their names 😂
I used the "there's a pussy underneath" line in DnD once with Vicious Mockery. Worth it.
Edward scissorhands vs someone and Beetlejuice vs someone
Robin Hood vs. Hawkeye
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My fear is this video not getting 1m likes
too many bad words
is it just me or did freddy say bitches alot?
also this was uploaded on my 12th bday lol
Messi vs ronaldo
Lol. They both spit some fire
i've said it before but greatest beat ever made in history
Wolverine lost when he heard Justin Bieber's name 😂
I love how they made wolverine short
Freddy faze bear vs Bat man
freddy's first verse
wolverine vs hul
The way Freddy says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WOLVERINE" always kill me
IRL easily Wolverine since I don't think he's had a nightmareless sleep since Weapon X, and anybody who can fk up the Hulk ain't a joke. But goddamn that Jean Gray line was a fkin nuclear burn. Wolverine should've referenced Freddy's mom.
Wolverine won
I think Wolverine One
This wolverine looks amazing!!! I can't stop rewatching the battle bcs it's done so well!
This beat pretty fire🔥🔥
Yoooo this was legit yoooo👌🏾
scooby doo and shaggy vs batman and robin
I love it
Love this battle. Would have been better though if Edward Scissorhands would have been the surprise rapper though haha.
I completely lost my shit when Freddy said "WTF is a wolverine?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
well... i was searching for some music on youtube to ear while fix the mess in my home when i find this ErBoH... now i'm sit here to whatch all your video XD
The best verse in this entire battle is "Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better."
2:07 what is that picture scene about?
Wolverine won
Dat R Kelly line thoufh
From "Name of the Rose": William of Baskerville & Bernado Gui.
Maybe it is not the Best line but u gotta admit that has a great Flow 1:30 1:33
"Only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer" ....same Wolvie same.....
Jason won best bars ever
Wolverine killed Freddy. Freddy was all childish insults.
Freddy won this match
Wolverine. Won dam this is good
Wax can rap well, but didn’t in this video
Wolverine all the way!
"Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better" Underrated line, that was fire
Freddy vs wolverine round 2
hulk vs superman
Katy Perry v Taylor Swift
"Those claws are like a strap on, there's a pussy underneath" man this had me😂😂
“Jason can’t talk and he rocks the mic better” LOLLLLL
“You’re a pedophile from the midwest at least r kelly could sing” OH MY GODDD
Strapon line: DESTRUCTION 9999999999999999999
PLEASE DO FREDDY V WOLVERINE PT 2!!!!
I forgot all about ERB until it randomly popped in my head. Glad it did these videos are hilarious
Who's in 2020
Koltraine Downscale.
Wolverine : Hiroshima..
Freddy Crueger : Nagasaki.
Royey Jevels.
Wolverine won Freddy.
Chris Patten gale
That face tells me you met your match.
Slate Lopilato.
Jason Bourne VS John Wick.
Iron man vs war machine
Kruuueeeeeggggeeeeeerrrrrrr
BEGIN.
Nice Edward Scissorhands costume if only he could be In a rap battle
Wolverine "You've got the wrong room if you're looking for fear, the only thing that scare me is a fridge without beer"
Don't know why, but I love the phrase "Slasher/slasher"
I think Wolverine won
Honestly I wouldn’t mind Lloyd playing wolverine in the MCU
am I the only one blown away by Epic Loyds Wolverine .... nailed it man
dude...Wolverine killed it
This need a rematch
I actually think Hugh Jackman played wolverine I the X-Men movies very well especially when adding things from the comic he did a good job
Could defeat yout ass with a cup of tea wolverine win
After the strapon line it was over. Wolverine roasted nightmare boy like fat man and little boy fucked Japan.
Wolverine forgot to say that Freddy came from 100 Dudes or dads
Why does the announcer sounds like he's trying to go super saiyan
No one gonna talk bout that R.Kelly line
I want a part 2, more I listen to this one more I like it.
No idea why they got wax on this. His verses were so slow and not complex. The opposite of what he’s great at
I thought Wolverine destroyed Freddy with his first verse, but then Freddy hit back with that insane second verse. That was such an amazing comeback that he almost took it, but Wolverine won overall. Freddy's second verse was one of my favourite ERB verses to date. Amazing flow, burns, and delivery. I'm not even a Freddy Krueger fan but I'll be damned if he didn't sound like a badass in his second verse.
Its unfair how hard Logan beat Freddy
Should we get tickets to see Freddy movies half off? Because he's only half of Edward scissor hands!?
Why they always dropping the hottest flows ever lol
Slender Man vs Freddy Krueger
Total two way tie! Only a few of those in ERB de History land!
2:13 anyone else saw ant-man? lol
*Leonardo Da Vinci vs. Macgyver*
BATTLE of INNOVATORS
Part 2 plz
Wolverine sounds like he's plays batman
“Only thing that I’m scared of is a fridge with no bear” fucking great
Also wolverine won easily
Won is freddy kruger and next is eyelessjack and jeffTthe killer
"But I'm real from bone to teeth and that claw is like a strap on theres a pussy underneath" 😂 nice bar I lost it
Who thinks ERB should make a episode where a serum makes Jason and Michael Myers talk then they rap against each other
Part 2 of this video please, I know the're not done battling one another...
"nice glove bub, but am real form bones to teeth. that claw is like a strapon, there's a pussy underneath"
"The PTA turned your face into Deadpool's ballsack. wrapped in a where's waldo sweater, Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better
"you chose the wrong room if you're looking for fear, only thing scares me is a fridge with no beer"
"That face tells me you've met your match, so come back if you have another itch to scratch"
didnt nightmare come out before Edward Scissorhands and Deadpool
Alice in Wonderland vs Dorothy of Oz.
Wolverine wins