Epic Rap Battles Of History - Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky Lyrics
[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Tony Hawk!
Vs!
Wayne Gretzky!
[Tony Hawk:]
I can skate better than this church boy turd can
Not Cash Money, it's just Wayne versus Birdman
You got your whole league to protect and adore you
So which goon's gonna take this battle for you?
I'm the dude who blew up extreme sports
That nose looks like it's seen extreme snorts
I mean, look at that thing, that slope is gigantic
Even I wouldn't fly off a ramp that titanic
When I hit you with a trick that's even hotter than your daughter
You're old and you're basic, your talent is faded
And Oiler alert: you're about to get traded
I drop rhymes like I'm dropping into a half pipe
I'll thrash this asswipe, hit you like a hash pipe
Keep your mittens on, Gretzky, you're too clean
I got this covered like gravy on poutine
[Wayne Gretzky:]
That verse was rough; damn, Tony
So let me smooth it out, like I'm a damn Zamboni
I'm the greatest ever when I play hockey
But on the microphone I don't play, Hawkey
This is a street fight, T-Hawk, show some respect
If you don't, then you'll catch a slap shot to the deck
And I take a Flyer down, bird, you're getting wrecked
So you best prepare for arrival and cross check
Hey, let me tell you what putting a puck in the net's worth
Double what you bank in bucks, check my net worth
And my hot wife, the only woman in the world for Wayne
You're on your fourth wife, talk about the X-Games
There was one big trick that you ever did
Then you got out-spun by a 12-year old kid
Oh, you like finger flips? How 'bout one of these?
Sit on this and rotate 900 degrees
[Tony Hawk:]
Great one, Wayne; let me say something, Wayne
I got 99 problems and you ain't one Wayne
You'll catch a pop-shove it to the mullet if you tempt me
Your threats are like my swimming pools, bruh, empty
[Wayne Gretzky:]
Let's skip the kickflips and McTwists
You'll be speechless after three periods like an ellipsis
This goofy-footed geek straight getting smoked
Got you down on your kneepads, sorry bout the deke joke
[Tony Hawk:]
You should hit the buzzer 'cause it's time to change lines
You put that joke in a top shelf of lame rhymes
This ain't typical sports, I use centripetal force
While you prance around in four-pound icy diaper shorts
I try to watch you on TV, but I can't see the puck
Hockey used to have guts, but now the teams mighty suck
I taught kids around the world that there's nothing they can't do
Put more souls into skating than some Vans shoes
[Wayne Gretzky:]
Time out; let's talk about athletic achievements
You and I have so many world records between us
184, that's plenty of them
And I set 183 of them!
Undisputed, unrefuted G-O-A-T
You've been going downhill since Pro Skater 3
And I'm too far ahead for you to catch up
For true sports fans, this was finished as soon they heard the match up
[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky Comments
Hawk has the some of, if not greatest lines and flow of any of these
One of the top 10 ALL TIME ERB’s
The way he said poutine is a sin
Tony’s flow was crazy
I swear, this one and Julia Child are probably my top 2. Mostly 'cause the beat is killer and flows are just so damn solid.
Gretzky
0:59 that puck was way too elevated by Gretzky standards
Tony hawk just kicked Wayne Gretzky's butt.
Derek Boogaard vs Mike Tyson?
this ERB has the smoothest editing ngl. just has a different feel to it
I feel like Wayne got more screen time than Tony in this battle.
Cross checks are illegal in hockey...
Stopping in from 2020
No one gonna mention the fact that Gretzky couldn't raise a puck?
"Extreme snorts"
-Tony Hawk
“Keep your mittens in Gretzky”
Gretzky proceeds to take off his gloves
Great one stomps
The Great One......WOOOOO hot fire on cold ice.
why does T. Hawk look like he invented the atom bomb.
"So many world records between us, 184 that's plenty of 'em, and I set 183 of 'em"
*OOF*
you can put that joke on the top shelf of lame rhymes
Round 1: Wayne Gretzky
Round 2: Tony Hawk
Round 3: Wayne Gretzky
I think we all can agree
This is a great erb, even if it isn’t my favorite. However, Tony Hawk has my favorite background. His first verse background... oh my god.
Why is no one talking about that T Hawk Street Fighter line?
OILER ALERT YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET TRADED
Wonder Woman Vs. Black Widow
Best disses: Gretzky
Best flow: Gretzky
He, uh... he won.
One of my favorites to this day
Wayne Gretzky annihilated Tony Hawk
It feels like Zach and Peter had a lot of fun with this one.
Wayne vs birdman. That's foresight. 😆🤔
0:27 - 0:37 Honestly, one of the best beats and flow I've ever heard in an ERB song.
Wayne wins
Evenly Matched.
It's the ERBs that have a stalemate that seem to be the most entertaining.
Cortana vs GLaDOS
I think Gretzky should have faced Tom Brady instead
This season 5 production looks so dope !!!!!!!
did tony diss the states with the cant see the puck line lmao
Man they have more subscribers than this has views
So everybody who subbed to ERB watched this about once
The hockey guy won
One of the best battles but wayne barely won because he had the same flow but his disses were better
In my opinion, Wayne Gretzky won
This radiates Tony Hawk energy. Trying to hold on to that demographic of kids and preteens you used to appeal to, but have long moved on.
2:13 love how they added the bobby orr diving goal. amazing
Didn't like this battle but after a few views i started liking it
Nice
Okay I think tony hawk in a real rap battle would fucking smoke wayne gretzky but i gotta give it to the great one here
Tony Hawk looks more like wayne gretzky here
This might be the most underrated battle that they've done.
This is the best erb they ever produced so far.
Tony Hawk's first verse is honestly one of the best in the series, and probably my personal favourite. That flow was completely insane, and IMO still yet to be matched in an ERB
Uhhhh gretz wore a jofa
I was wondering when Gretzky would pop out his records against Tony. Yup, didn't disappoint that it was saved near the end.
Tony has good flow but Wayne has the best disses
Tom Brady vs Michael Jordan.
1:53 “mighty ducks reference”?
I think this is the only one that has no cuss words
Tony Hawk Verse are Catchy as hell
Would’ve been better if it was lacrosse vs hockey
Nicepeter dressed up as Tony Hawk looks more like Tony Hawk than Tony Hawk looks like Tony Hawk.
I’m conflicted I’m Canadian but I skateboard
AAAAAHHH WHODO I CHOOSE
This is Ultimate Despair indeed
It sounds better in 1.25x
“That nose looks like you’ve seen some extreme snorts.” Underrated
Is this Tony Hawk or Marcus Parks from Last podcast on the left?
Can we talk about the editing
I thought of my own line; "bro"
Who is the Bruin flying through the air at 2:13 ?
Gretsky all day!
Gretzky won this battle.
That "AY" at 0:49 sounds akward
The utter savagery on both sides is delicious. I love it.
Peter knows how to skate?
Find it hilarious that nice peter looks more like tony hawk than tony hawk.
When Zach Sherwins in it you know it’s gonna be good
Vanilla ice vs slim shady
Bobby Orr vs Jackie Robinson
Wayne won with the x games and guniess records lines.
Why did they go Oilers for Wayne when he was more known on the Kings?
@Sammich Because he won 4 cups with Edmonton and 0 with the Kings. He wasn't more known for being a King, just the trade was probably the biggest in hockey history. He had his best seasons on the Oilers, set all of his single season records as an Oiler, played more seasons for the Oilers and went into the hall of fame as an Oiler.. so that's probably why..
>Hockey: 3 or fewer minute shifts with large amounts of rest in between with only occasional bursts of severe exertion
>Skateboarding: Many minute long exhibitions in which you have to control every muscle in your body to a massive degree in order to get large amounts of air, do insane tricks, and not fucking die
Yeah, Hockey is *definitely* the more serious sport...
Yeah, cuz there's this thing called fighting and sliding head-first into boards...
I wish you people would get up with me. I can write lyrics so sick and twisted, you'd have to read again cause you probably missed it. I have some deep thoughts and tricks up the sleeve, like dropping the hammer on the American Dream. Listen up, knuckle up, raise your head up, don't go to sleep. Zyclon-B was used only to kill fleas! Bamm!
This song is so well put together, and awesome, I don't know what to say... I'm speechless... Damn. Well done! 👍
Imagine this being the most unpopular video, but it still has 14 million views. Like. Okay.
The Flash vs Usain Bolt
The problam is....... no gives a fuck about hockey
Hawk won but gretski dig good
The part where Tony says "Your old and your basic your talented has faded and OIler alert your about to get traded" Sounds like a really good mixtape
Pro skater 3
He's right... Gretzky won as soon as I heard the matchup.
"undisputed unrefuted
G O A T
you've been going downhill since Pro Skater 3 (ooooh)"
beautiful
This gotta be their best...
I'm stuck on replay forever lol
Oh good god, that's Zach Sherwin's actual nose, isn't it? 🤣
Damnnnn hard to choose who won!!!
Why is this beat so good, though?
I just happened to find this video NOW, searching up the hockey player cause of a Fact Fiend video. I never even knew this one existed, abd back then I remember looking for all these ERB made.
Youtube, I might not watch sports, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy a good ERB video. Like wtf?
99 4 life
Best: when i get you with a trick its even hotter than your daughter
Best line:and all the ice underneath will get melted in the water
Lloyd: *only did this vs cause (nephew?) wanted it)*
Me: *thinks is one of the best battles/ matchup ideas*
When\where does Lloyd say that? This is in fact one of my all time favourites.
Gretzky won!