Epic Rap Battles Of History - Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill Lyrics

fun fact:Winston Churchill was a Freemason

Underrated Line: "If a bullet to the chest won't stop you, my words will"

"you should be ashamed of your military honor
Everyone knows you're back at home like
Thank God for Pearl Harbor 🙏"

Still my absolute favorite erb roast

Everyone: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Me, an intellectual:

Ok, but whats a Pringles packet? They come in cans!

They sell pringles in crisp packets now

Theodore Roosevelt won but we all know how the British rewrite history ha ha

This isn't just an ERB it's a work of art. In a hundred years time my progeny will weep over this video on their holonet as Churchill says "never surrender" and talk about how they were born in the wrong generation

*Where are learning history

Me :

not gonna lie season 5 was probably the best this was a time to be into ERB

1:37 god that line s##t game over

The Rhyme Minister, great!

When a bully bullies me:

BULLY, A CHALLENGE

*and*

WHATEVER SHOOT YOU THROW AT ME, ILL JUST RETURN TO SENDER. ILL BATTLE TO THE END AND I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

TR's dance at 0:49...maybe that's why no one will dance with me

Winston won

Roosevelt won

“I’m into fitness diggin ditches through an isthmus, rough riding down to Cuba like ‘WHATS UP BITCHES!’”



Bruh

Dan bull is awesome!!!

stalin kinda ended the war in europe

Do Andrew Jackson v.s John Adams

'don't go toe-to-toe with me you bloated drunk old man, why don't you do-si-do on over to a twelve-step program'
Theodore Roosevelt, 2016

I’ve now watched every rap that’s been released and this is one of my favourites

Churchill, defo

My absolute favourite one ever done

Roosevelt won

I destroyed him...

Took long enough churchill

If these two fought each other they'd leave a giant crater behind. They were both too tough.

For the next presidential one do the Kennedy's vs the Bush's...all of them the whole dynasty...there's so much scandal there

"If rushmore was a band you would play bass" Churchill won right then and there

Best beats of ERB of the decade.

Verry even but gonna side with my man Winston as we're both from Britain

WHAT’S UP, BITCHES???!!!!!!!

I think you mistaked Teddy Roosevelt for Franklin Roosevelt

I dont think Franklin Roosevelt was in the rough riders with polio 😂

Its not about ww2 it's about nationalism

@Mike Trujillo but there are WWII references

My favorite quote, in the entire, ever-growing expanse in the universe of YouTube will forever be "Rough ridin' down to Cuba like 'WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEES'

2:24 and one was epic! So manly!

i really want to show this to my apush class

Next on ERB,




*Tea mug VS Theodore Roosevelt*

I am always here for this music at the start

Winston had better lines, the other guy feels like he was only in this battle so they can add a load of memes.

Idk about you but the guy running that country the size of one state also won two world wars, pioneered the modern world, made most of the worlds best music, plays the best actors ( except mad damon and ryan Reynolds ) i think its clear who wins

-Lightning Will- I pretty sure this is the most biased commented ever. Let me deconstruct it abit.
1. While Britain did win both world wars, it did so by help of greater nations, like The Soviet Union or America.
2. They pioneered the modern world yes, while committing genocides and massacres like it was Sunday dinner. Also, wee bit embarrassing to lose to your own colony, then to be constantly saved my them.
3. Music and actors is where you’re main bit of bias comes in. Every country contributes to music, and actors (?), and then you mention 2 specific actors, which clearly shows that you’re just going of personal taste.

@xd_Phoenix firstly yeah the SU did do a lot and i mean kinda won WW2 but it couldn't have been done without Britain however like WW1 the UK contributed more troops, ships, planes and tanks to the war effort than America, further more America didn't save us by any stretch. 2nd yeah we did have our faults but everyine else did also and its Britain thats pushed into thr lime light but we were also the most forward thinking and tried to stop these things being the first to fight the war against slavery, further more, American expansion couldn't have happened without the British locomotive that back boned America tk what it is now also if u did your research we didnt really lose it and saw it more of a trash island and finally, you do have to admit that we contribute a lot of culture for such a small island, the Beatles, Queen etc and yes being British i will have my biasedness to an extent but i do normally back it up

I feel like people get so triggered by the size of one state line

Teddy won for sure.

Its crazy how he really looks like Roosevelt

Wish he was a little more bulky

Trump: Thank god for Pearl Harbor!

Vinston much BETTER

Team Churchill

lets face it

this comment section is just a bunch of overly patriotic twats talking about how great their country is


you didnt fight in the war so who cares

Yes, you didnt fight in the war so you cant talk about it, ok whatever

I come from a neutral country (Sweden). Teddy won.
The interesting thing is Teddy's national parks may actually do more to protect the world in the long run than Churchill's obvious decision to declare war, ever did.
Also, FDR and William Lyon Mackenzie King's aid convoys saved Churchill's ass. Not to mention the US/Canada high resolution radar that picked off the U-Boats.

Oh you should do Churchill vs Hitler!

Did anyone else notice the American gun is Churchill's hands?

Teddy wins on the entrance alone

I love how the UK shrunk down into Alabama.

"and let's face it" huge face takes half of the screen.

fuck why didnt i get that. thats so clever

It's not all about landmass. The UK population is 66m, bigger than any US state. It's comparable to California and Texas put together.

That Is Why We dont listen to people who say we are tiny

Yeah? But we have 300 million... so?

People get too triggered by the size of one state line

The faces Dan Bull makes in the background will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my days

im the RYHME MINISTER

Winston Churchill

Man there is so much dirt here you guys missed on. Like Japanese Internment camps and the Famine/Genocide in India. You kept it really clean, but the rabbit hole on both of these men goes to very dark places.

casey b the famine that wasn’t Churchill’s fault?

Teddy got shot, but still destroyed because he’s manlier than you

Churchill won by far. Even inspirational.

churchill

Me trying to sleep
My Brain: *I'LL BATTLE TO THE END AND I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!*

The big stick line is so underrated😂 1.relates to TR’s big stick diplomacy 2. Classical dick joke

Best flow: Roosevelt
Best lines: Churchill
Winner: the music maker

I think Roosevelt had the best lines but churchill had the more satisfying lines

They did realy good on this one 😂😂

I think this is the best Rap Battle EVER

Theodore won.

I love the music it perfectly matches the rap battle (ps what song is it please)

I thought about this today in government, helped me answer a few questions

One of the most balanced ERBs



Honestly there is no unfairness in this one they both had amazing lines and clapbacks while both flows are on point

"You should be ashamed of your military honor, everyone knows your back at home like 'Thank God for Pearl Harbor." Don't worry, the US will give you a pass, just change your poster to 'Keep calm and kiss my cousin's ass'"

Jokes on you, Churchill. I like the bass the most.

A really close rap

Without a doubt a draw. There needs to be a rematch.

Theodore Roosevelt won this

In 2020, I agree with the masses, this one deserves a round 2. These two were evenly matched overall.

yo, did he just, walk up slowly and talk smack ?

Britian incarnate vs. Testosterone incarnate... I love this.

Pringles packet?
Damm hes old

Churchil's dance is the funniest shit ever

That right winston churchill

Winners: Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Winston Churchill

Clear losers: Axis powers

Silvester the Cat vs Silvester Stallone
(Repost this suggestion in comments so it has a higher chance of being picked!)

PART TWO!!!!!

This battle still gives me chills

2:26 A bullet can't stop the Bull Mouse
We know but he can
*Sleep*

Teddy 🏆

I have nothing but respect for both of them. Can we call it a tie?

Theodore clearly won

This entire battle is great, but the beat itself is probably the best ERB beat out of all.

What a fcking Instrumental

Roosevelt

I love the beat 🤙😍

Not to be racist but this beat is fire

What’s racist about this?

Well I said I wasn’t being racist

KarlKewbZ ._. It’s a vine reference...

Too those unaware, this Theodore roosevelt, Franklin D roosevelt was president when churchill was pm

I watched these videos like 2 years ago and this video was still one of the best ones

Teddy Roosevelt Won!