Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator vs Robocop Lyrics






[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Robocop!
Vs!
The Terminator!
Begin!

[RoboCop:]
Freeze
I suggest you use your right to remain silent
Before I show your Gobot ass some Detroit violence
I'm like an X-Wing commander cause I stay on target
I take over these streets like I'm a farmers market
I wonder where the Cyberdyne research went
That they couldn't fix your funky Hans and Franz accent
They sent you back to kill a child, but he's defeating you still
They should have made a time-travelling morning after pill
And I didn't think I had any feelings left inside me
But my heart was surely broken after Terminator 3
I'm RoboCop, and I got the flow to beat roided out C-3PO
I got the mic control like alt delete
Your move, creep

[Terminator:]
Wrong
I have detailed files on the conclusion of your trilogy
That movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry!
I am T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101
And I'll be sweeping up your robo-bits like paperclips when I'm done
My rapping attack is a massive dispatch of bazookas and gats and grenades
That rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that puny peashooter that fits in your leg
We're not the same
You peel away my perfect skin you find super computers
You look like Krang wearing a cold-pressed juicer
They left off your balls when your suit was created

[Ellen Murphy:]
I still love you, Alex

[Terminator:]
Bullshit!
Your sex life is terminated
Based on my detailed analysis of the lyrical structure of battle raps
It's time for your next shit verse, and then I'll be back

[RoboCop:]
You don't know love, you don't know honor
You only know a programmed robot boner for John Connor
(Uh!) OCP gave me the skills to wreck this
I can't help it if I'm fresh
It's my prime directive

[Terminator:]
I'll punch through your face hole and rip out your vocal chords
Then mail your space helmet back to Geordi La Forge!

[RoboCop:]
Nice try, but I'm too quick on the draw
What can go wrong for you will, creep; Murphy's Law

[Terminator:]
Chill out, dick wad, your emotions are wrecking your flow
I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line if I was in search mode
You're too slow, I blow more steam through machines than a barista
It's Judgement Day, baby; Hasta la vista

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic!
[*melts into silver liquid and transforms*]
Rap battles of history!





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  1. N.... ....

    Wait a minute... he wasn't sent to kill a child. He was sent to kill he's mother

  2. R.... L....

    Robocop will beat that Austrian fonzie cosplayer any day.

  3. J.... P....

    Robocop model OCP COP -01 wins this battle.

  4. A.... B....

    Dude.. every time I watch this... it's like... Robocop stood no chance at all.

  5. J.... M....

    Terminator: I still love you alex
    Me: im dying XD

  6. S.... D....

    Robocop is so fucking awkward.

  7. J.... R....

    I feel like the terrorizer could do a better Arnold voice.

  8. a.... 3....

    How to make robocop:stuff someone in a robot suite

    How to make terminator:stuff a robot into a human

  9. V.... M....

    10 reasons why there should be a RoboCop vs. Terminator movie.

    1. They’ve already crossed over in comic books and in a video game. Just not on the big screen which would be a pretty big deal.

    2. Both film franchises have gone downhill. A cinematic showdown has potential to revitalize both of them in more ways than one.

    3. Not only would it have exciting action, it would have iconic one-liners. “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me,” and “I’ll be back,” to name a few.

    4. It could perform well at the box office. A movie about the two greatest cyborgs of the 80’s would interest old and new fans.

    5. Hollywood gave us Godzilla vs. King Kong, Freddy vs. Jason, and Alien vs. Predator. Who’s to say they can’t give us RoboCop vs. Terminator?

    6. RoboCop Returns will be a sequel to 1987’s RoboCop. It’s the perfect opportunity to merge it with the Terminator universe.

    7. It would be a dream match come true. For years, people have been debating as to which machine would win in a fight to the finish.

    8. It would be a story that writes itself. Skynet sends a Terminator back in time to old Detroit to terminate OCP’s RoboCop for whatever reason.

    9. They can always use CGI to de-age Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s been done in the last three Terminator flicks, including Dark Fate.

    10. They used one of the Terminator themes for one of the RoboCop trailers. Maybe there were plans for a crossover back in the day.

  10. S.... ....

    "But my heart was surely broken after Terminator 3"

    Police...I'd like to report a murder.

  11. M.... G....

    “I still love you Alex...BULLSHIT YOUR SEX LIFE IS TERMINATED”

  12. D.... A....

    This will be how future arguements are going to happen

  13. D.... A....

    I’ll be back



    In like one year to rewatch this

  14. K.... K....

    Robocop won

  15. E.... ....

    Robocop just got terminated

  16. E.... D....

    Terminator

  17. D.... S....

    all Robo All Day

  18. S.... ....

    This is one of the best ones out there, both wrecking each other in style.

  19. k.... V....

    que merda de musica ... pra que manooo

  20. B.... B....

    I am wondering one thing

    How much can you Analyze the rules of a rap battle?

  21. A.... O....

    Slender man vs chucky

  22. n.... g....

    Robocops movement was much faster

  23. R.... ....

    "you dont know love, you dont know honour, you only know a programmed robot boner for john connor" HAHA

  24. J.... T....

    Terminator was too cool to even take a step.

  25. M.... A....

    Model 101 one but I hate to admit it rubber cop win model 101. The owner for John Connor that's the shitt

  26. F.... F....

    As soon as Robocop dissed T3 he lost cos his third film was worse than stank.

  27. G.... ....

    I'm one of the few people who think RoboCop wins.
    This is the line that decides it: "they sent you to kill a child, but he's defeating you still; they should have made a time traveling morning after pill"
    Terminator was close, though. Very close.

  28. L.... L....

    "Wrong"

  29. n.... g....

    Of course there was a hasta la vista from terminator

  30. W.... 2....

    Both of these movies were really good so I have no clue of who won.

  31. B.... ....

    Robocop got terminated easy, good lord

  32. p.... k....

    Bruh il be back

  33. K.... H....

    They both rule here, like...damn.
    And Terminator looks freakin HOT here.

  34. K.... ....

    "I'm like an x wing commander because I stay on target. I take over these streets like I'm a farmer's market". Lol that lamest rap ever

  35. U.... ....

    I liked the Terminator in MK11. Fantastic.

  36. A.... A....

    RoboCop

  37. A.... C....

    Mirar estas weas curao o volao te deja entero pegao

  38. J.... B....

    Idiot: “This is a bad rap”
    Me: 0:59

  39. S.... 3....

    John Rambo ve John Wick

  40. a.... d....

    terminator is a better film, and he's brutal in this, but Robocop's flow got him this one

  41. C.... R....

    I think terminator

  42. J.... S....

    Terminator easy won

  43. d.... ....

    Caligula vs. Mussolini

  44. B.... N....

    He's talking about robocops sex life being over when he never had one to begin with

  45. d.... ....

    Buster Keaton vs Jackie Chan would be epic

  46. B.... N....

    I like terminator better, but im gonna go with robocop on this one

  47. A.... R....

    Terminator

  48. H.... 2....

    Am I the only one who thought Terminator Genisys was a good movie?

  49. Q.... F....

    micheal jackson vs mario bros

  50. E.... P....

    Best Disses:Robocop
    Better Flow:Terminator
    Overall Winner: The Detroit Automotive Industry

  51. C.... S....

    Ghost Rider VS The Human Torch

  52. A.... A....

    Terminator

  53. P.... S....

    Best flow: Terminator
    Best disses: Terminator
    Winner: The cold press juicer

    P.... S....

    Patrick Star I thought the overall winner was the Detroit automotive industry

    P.... S....

    @Emilio Pena Wrong.

    P.... S....

    Literally this line popped into my head for no reason and I had to watch this 30 times because of freaking Krang.

  54. S.... D....

    Who also seen the death battle version of this?

  55. S.... 5....

    Alternate title: RoboCop vs grown up Fonzie from happy days

  56. T.... B....

    Robocop

  57. M.... B....

    The Terminator won

  58. b.... ....

    Robocop Peter easily.

  59. B.... B....

    Connor vs Bishop (android battle)

  60. �.... �....

    cool, mazafaka

  61. F.... 6....

    I wish they brought in JC Denton or Adam Jensen

  62. R.... R....

    How about a rap battle between Jack Reacher and John Wick

  63. R.... M....

    uhhhh...... the guy that said "stay on target" was a Y-Wing Pilot. sorry had to.

  64. a.... t....

    He does what he does,.. Terminated his tin can ass!!!

  65. A.... M....

    Batman vs catman

    A.... M....

    Anthony Maldonado Who’s Catman?

  66. C.... C....

    You don't know love you don't know honor 🇺🇸

  67. I.... ....

    Lloyd's Terminator was too emotional

  68. A.... M....

    I wanna see Chuck Norris Vs Steven Seagal later interupted by Bruce Lee who's with me ?

    A.... M....

    Aaron Maurice
    Two out of three of them have already been in battles with other people.

    A.... M....

    Jackie Chan or Jet Li or even Jean Claude Van Damme would be better instead of Seagal.

  69. I.... o....

    I think it was a tie. But I liked Arnold's raps better. Soooooooo..........

  70. R.... C....

    Terminator, no doubt

  71. R.... e....

    Almost all the other x wing pilots other than Luke missed their target

  72. t.... ....

    RoboCop without a doubt! That was a killer flow and the robot boner line was the nail!!

  73. D.... S....

    The terminater

  74. D.... T....

    Terminator Killed That Shit

  75. S.... D....

    Gotta be honest.
    Terminator won this one.

  76. J.... H....

    The Terminator obviously

  77. T.... L....

    Terminator won let's see beavis and butthead

  78. D.... D....

    Que Basura ...

  79. D.... J....

    He said gobot lmfao

  80. F.... ....

    You are the early cheap model we have robots light years ahead of you so don’t bother trying to overthrow us

  81. B.... M....

    I still love u Alex is one of the best lines on this I've ever heard

  82. M.... H....

    At least try the Acent Man

  83. D.... G....

    Evander Holyfield VS Conor Mcgregor

  84. S.... W....

    Robocop won

  85. R.... T....

    I'm gonna hand it to the T-800

  86. j.... S....

    "any feelings left inside me... but my heart was surely broken after terminator 3..." that's tuff. Movie so bad gave robots feelings lol

  87. M.... ....

    Who won? Arnie. Period.

  88. E.... s....

    The terminator wins for sure

  89. U.... A....

    Crang in a juicer 😂😂😂 WTF

  90. M.... M....

    I forgot how great this was

  91. G.... M....

    Sorry RoboCop, Connor took your place!!

  92. D.... S....

    Terminator stomps, lol. Extra points for the jordy laforge line

  93. A.... S....

    You know its over when Robo's security escort ED-209's that are supposed to be flanking him,
    side with the T-800



    *You are* *_TERMINATED_*

  94. T.... P....

    'Chill out dickward, your motions are wrecking your flow'

    Ahaha love this line

  95. B.... M....

    did Arnold do a cameo at the end of this video?

    B.... M....

    It is sponsered by a movie he plays the terminator in so... Yeah

  96. A.... ....

    THOSE ARENT WORTHY OPPONETS