Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo And Juliet vs Bonnie And Clyde Lyrics






[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Romeo & Juliet!
Versus!
Bonnie & Clyde!
Begin!

[Clyde (Bonnie):]
I'll handle this darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR's
Cause if these lovers cross me, they're gonna end up seeing stars
(I mean I'll let you go first, but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in
On this hissy fittin' rich kid and this prepubescent vixen
I'm sick of them)
Let's beat 'em then and we can rob 'em blind
I'll stick this punk up from the front (I'll take this broad from behind
And pop a cap in the ass of the last Capulet heiress
Give Miss No Nights In Paris a reason to cry to her parents)
Oh! Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore you tryin' to flow yo?
Mofo, you soft as a fro-yo
Are those the drapes or your clothes, bro? (Ooh!)
There's gonna be a tragedy
(Make you ache like your balls on the balcony)
Barrow Gang put their money where their mouth is
(Spit sick like a plague on both your houses!)

[Romeo (Juliet):]
My love, your face is beauty to behold
I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos
(A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past
So together we shall both put these bitches on blast)
En garde thou artless beetle headed flax wench
The only insult you have thrust upon me is thine stench
Why don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrench
The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense
(Haha! And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken
You'll get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison
You're not a true romance, you're just a conjugal visit
Oh, but that's not even your real husband now is it?)

[Clyde:]
Hey partner, you best put a muzzle on your missus
'Fore I teach her how we handle disrespect down in Texas

[Romeo:]
Do you quarrel sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword
Or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford?

[Bonnie:]
How could you beat my man in some mano a mano?
You can't protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo!

[Juliet:]
No no, my Romeo will beat your beau in contest blow for blow
He will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toe
[*gunshot*]
Oh! I am killed, what irony is this?
The lead role shot down by a failed actress

[Romeo:]
Then I shall kill myself on my stomach I shall lie
So you louts can lick my ass, thus with a diss, I die

[Juliet:]
Oops, nevermind, my flesh was merely grazed
Where's Romeo? Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face!
Oh happy dagger, pierce me true, persuade my breath to stop
Sheath yourself inside my heart and like the beat I drop

[Bonnie & Clyde:]
Well that was tragic (That did not go as expected)
Woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds
(It's kinda sad though really, so young to have just died)
Well at least we got each other
(Just Bonnie and-) [*gunshots*]

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
Epic Rap... Battles of history!





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  1. M.... N....

    Romeo and Juliet won

    Juliet : "and like the beat I drop"
    Classical ending

  2. P.... 4....

    *confused* who won? who's next? You decide

  3. D.... S....

    "where's romeo? OH NOMEO" that was gOLD

  4. R.... P....

    Ah you should have had Jack and Rose intervene. That would have been hillarious

  5. O.... W....

    "You'll get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison"
    Excuse me I-

  6. e.... :....

    1:09






    **laughs in shakespeare**

  7. B.... W....

    "woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds" lol love this quote

  8. A.... 1....

    If anyone kills your lover or wife :

    Any normal person-will kill that person who killed your wife/lover

    Romeo-kills himself instead!

  9. A.... R....

    Yes, it's in it! Bonnie had a husband and it is so good to see the research

  10. U.... N....

    This makes so much sense after reading both of the stories

  11. B.... T....

    Bonnie and Clyde won. Also, at the end, did Clyde turn into Arnold Schwarzenegger?

  12. A.... O....

    is this the same beat from obama v romney

  13. S.... o....

    Why the heck romeos flag is Greece's flag

  14. R.... L....

    We have another tie bit romeo and juliette had some great zingers for bonnie and clyde. Again love both sides as characters and historical figures. . I love the bar so was hoping clyde would have taken some better shots

  15. Z.... F....

    2:24 do I hear a Schwarzenegger sample?
    Also, the burn of Juliet omg

  16. u.... s....

    Bonnie and Clyde won

  17. M.... P....

    𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚐𝚎? 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸-

  18. G.... ....

    bonnie and clyde

  19. D.... ....

    Gotta say, the Girls too this one lol they where savages 😂💀

  20. M.... M....

    Romeo and Juliet won

  21. M.... M....

    The was of the video was rigorous it made me cringe to death like for real

  22. B.... ....

    Lloyd's impression of a Texan makes me wish so hard for him to play the novelist Robert Howard in a literature-themed battle. I do really hope it happens <3

  23. T.... L....

    "Oh! I am killed! What irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress"


    *from the grave*

  24. P.... V....

    Why is Bonnie’s skirt so HUGE???

  25. Y.... ....

    Juliet so savage Clyde had to ask Romeo to tell her to chill out.

  26. R.... P....

    I'm just here for Grace Helbigtits

  27. H.... ....

    Bonnie and Clyde all the way

  28. G.... M....

    WHO WON?

    We won. That's who.

  29. b.... l....

    Who's bonnie and clyde

  30. A.... B....

    Wheres Romeo?
    OH NOMEO THERES POISON ON YOUR FACE





    If thats not the best line in this whole series then i dont know what is

  31. S.... H....

    Bonny and Clyde won.

  32. A.... ....

    Appreciate the biting of the thumb

  33. B.... C....

    D U S T B O W L D I L D O S

  34. T.... S....

    Did I just spent 1hour only remembering the last part as “*blank* and I” so I in no way could locate this song?

    Uhm YEAH!

  35. F.... P....

    I guess... nobody won this round?

  36. Y.... k....

    Cyndi Lauper Vs Britney Spears

  37. J.... c....

    Bonnie and Clyde won because they died last

  38. E.... P....

    I wanna meet the guy who has that who won who's next you decide voice. I mean damn son never have I heard a voice so cute and sexy at the same time

  39. A.... T....

    JUST MONIKA

  40. S.... R....

    juliet won

  41. V.... ....

    That conjugal visit hand gesture lol, never seen that one before

  42. _.... ....

    Well shit Juliet....

  43. S.... K....

    2:00 my fav part

  44. J.... ....

    The end won 😂

  45. L.... H....

    The government bro the government always wins...unless you are the French government, your track record isn't the best

  46. T.... ....

    I love Bonnie and Clyde, but Romeo and Juliet definitely won

  47. H.... ....

    I love The Who won and who’s next?

  48. S.... A....

    Did Travis Scott produce this music.

  49. n.... ....

    "Why dont you twist upon these nuts I hear you're good with a wrench" is lowkey my favorite line

  50. B.... ....

    Absolutely loved how the announcer couldn't even do his normal "who won? Who's next? You decide!" Just standing there looking around at the four bodies at his feet like: oh...okkkk...

  51. M.... P....

    1:10 okay she wins

  52. R.... ....

    Come bite my thumb
    I hope you know the stakes!
    I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades
    And see what light through yonder poser breaks!

    Oh... wrong battle.

  53. P.... S....

    Juliet stole the show. Period.

  54. J.... P....

    I wasn't expecting them to, but Romeo and Juliet defiantly won.

  55. A.... ....

    i believe clyde meant juliet is known to fire off some bars

  56. J.... B....

    Boney and Clide win

  57. A.... ....

    " at least we got each other
    Just bonnie
    And...
    DIE"

  58. M.... f....

    the most artistic rap battle

  59. C.... W....

    😯 Music!

  60. E.... W....

    That was weirddddd..

  61. R.... ....

    I really like Juliet's verses

  62. S.... ....

    I think I've fallen for Juliet guys.

  63. K.... A....

    BATON ROUGE REPRESENT!!!

  64. T.... R....

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ERB comments section as unanimous as this one

  65. I.... d....

    So no one noticed Romeo's movement on the line "the dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense"

    In Romeo and Juliet's time to let someone know you hate them. You stare at the person and bite your thumb "do you bit your thumb at me sir?" Is basically the response to someone doing that

  66. A.... M....

    This one need 2nd round more than any other rap battle except goku vs superman

  67. S.... D....

    “Louts”

  68. X.... ....

    *just bonnie and the fbi*

  69. P.... O....

    It's like a tie. They both committed suicides and they both got shot in the ambush.

  70. s.... ....

    Wonderful!
    🤣🤣🤣

  71. S.... G....

    1:13 “You’ll get an ass-rippin’ worse than your boyfriend’s in prison.”

    I think we all know who won.

  72. a.... _....

    mom: do ur homework.
    me:oh nomeo

  73. M.... M....

    Of the 4 I think Juliette was by far the most savage 🤣

  74. D.... D....

    They are fucked up for that ending 🤣🤣🤣

  75. K.... P....

    I think we can all agree the women were stronger here lol

  76. C.... O....

    just one question who killed bonnie and clyde

    C.... O....

    The FBI

  77. b.... l....

    Me at juliet:Damn

  78. E.... ....

    Juliet defeated all 3

    She's the real winner

  79. L.... H....

    The fact that after all these years I still can recite this perfectly is amazing lol

  80. T.... M....

    Do Bonnie and Clyde vs Edgar hoover

  81. A.... A....

    William Shakespeare

  82. A.... A....

    Romeo and Juliet is history

  83. A.... A....

    Romeo and Juliet winners

  84. A.... A....

    Romeo and Juliet won

  85. B.... 4....

    Juliet: breathes
    Eminem: faints

  86. I.... ....

    here for the nostalgia 🙈

  87. C.... R....

    T.a.r.e. t.i.t.l.e.

  88. K.... G....

    Announcer: Uh... Who won? Who's next? You decide...
    Me: Even he is suprised that both couples died... Damn...

  89. w.... g....

    Only one question, why the chicken references about Bonnie and Clyde?

  90. x.... D....

    I died with that ending too.
    After just catching Frederick Douglass let it ride free and Jack The Ripper kill it, this was just hilarious!

  91. J.... ....

    Bonnie: Shoots Juliet

    Also Bonnie: Thinks it's sad for them to die

    Me: ....

  92. O.... H....

    “Do you quarrel, sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword? Or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford?”

    Me: *Pikachu shocked face*

  93. D.... D....

    Can't stop laughing at 'oh romeo, o nomeo' xD perfect delivery

  94. R.... W....

    Whoever killed Bonnie & Clyde, that’s who won.

  95. T.... C....

    Romeo/Juliet: A tragic scenario of irony and emotion
    Bonnie/Clyde: gets shot up worse than a Destiny 2 strike boss