Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes vs Walter White Lyrics
[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Rick Grimes!
Versus!
Walter White!
[Rick Grimes:]
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
[Walter White:]
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
[Rick Grimes:]
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
[Walter White:]
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decii...
Augh... ahhh... auuuughhhh, ahh
Auhhh-epic rap battles of history!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Rick Grimes vs Walter White Comments
Spy (team fortress 2) vs solid snake
we want Alan Shore vs Harvey Spectre ... !!
Now Darrel vs Hank
I just f****** love the hat that Walter wears
Walt won
no one:
ec kids: 1:51
Why do get obsessed with Rick Grimes accent
Walter white definitely won
There needs to be a part 2
I saw Jane die!!!
Team fortress 2 merinarys vs the red vs blue gang (not includeing the agents)
Still one of my proudest moments. He got lucky when the production crew didn't include the skid marks.
Rick Grimes’ voice is exactly the same oh my goodness 😂😂😂 the accent when he says “Caaarrrlll I said stay back”
Um... I’m in love with this Rick Grimes.
Rick 12 solid disses. WW 12 solid disses. Tie
this was shit
I'm most of the way through Breaking Bad and after watching it I feel Rick didn't lose quite as bad as I initially thought, though he still seems like an afterthought here
Leon S Kennedy vs James Sunderland
Can someone make this happen?
After watching this, I kind of want to watch Breaking Bad.
Eminem vs 2pac plzzz
He made a dude smoothie out of Victor and drew sharp
Walter won because of the last bar
Always saved by samurai booty
Shane fucked Lori because they thought I was dead, alive and rich, Skylar still fucked Ted... Rick wins
Watching this in 2019. And seeing all of both shows. Walter absolutely destroyed Rick to the top of Mt. Everest and back
Rick's second verse was too short.
this is fuckin deep , more u watch more u will understand
"Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife" my favorite part.
As much as I love Rick's performance, Walter definitely won
My teacher: "what's so funny?"
Me: "nothing". (rhymes dirty like my armpit stains.) 😂
This is pretty cool Mr White
This shit is so fucking lame
You stupid c,unt
for the start is realy great because it's slow the song is slow i can to sing to learn
"No one saw Shane coming except for your wife" 😂
2020 anyone? 😂
I like Rick more smh
Go get em Walter White
"THATS MY PRODUCT!"
“Ask Gus you don’t want to face off against me” you know when I first watched this battle I thought it was a great but I know the reference to it when blows up half of Gus face
ok walter white won just by the line "no-one saw shane coming, except for your wife"
When did this franchise start to suck
Twd, Breaking Bad or Erb ?
@Szylu The only one of those that sucks is TWD
@Patrik Gajcevic I know, but still I wanted too ask
“No one saw Shane coming except for your wife”
911- I’d like to report a murder.
It pains me to know that a grown man had to, without a speck of laughter in his voice, say out loud, while wearing nothing on his lower half but a pair of underwear “Tightie Walter Whities”
ghostface vs The collector
“No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife”
I’m fucking dead 😂😂
0:21, then 0:12
I hate to say it
Walter won
EpicLloyd actually looks like walter white in this
I want rap battle Rick Grimes vs Cordell Walker :-D
So that's what caused the Walking Apocalypse, "Meth" 1:37
oh!shit 😨
easter egg's
After finaly finishing breaking bad i can finaly understand half of the lines in this battle
C A R L !
Rick was winning til the mega bomb was dropped no one saw shane coming except for your wife
I think my favourite thing about this one is that Carl isn't even there
Still cant get over how close they get to the actual characters. Voice and image.mad props to these guys. Their lyrics are well done also and they have good punchlines and metaphors
Walter White
That beat is SICK!
Wait...is this why rick left TWD
Skyler White vs Laurie Grimes
i hate Carl. . and skyler
Best Flow : Rick Grimes
Best Burns : Walter White
Winner : Tinny walterwhities
I m just here again in 2020 for that sickkk outro man!!!
It's funny since braking bad and the walking dead cannonically take place in the same universe. It's true. Look it up.
Bullshit
i came back to this one and i just noticed how badass they played rick.
Joker vs green goblin
“Ask Gus you don’t wanna face off against me”
“No one saw Shane coming except for your wife” Walt won.
Im sure walters wife also got shagged by someone else 🤔
@Brandon naidoo
Skylar - "Walt what are you doing???"
Walt - "I'm talking with Ted..."
@Cory Whitley 🤣🤣🤣
@Brandon naidoo Yep.
rick won
Do George Washington and king George III
Idea for a erb: Jon Snow Vs Geralt of Rivia.
Yesss! Lol
tbh Nicepeter looks more like Rick than Andrew Lincoln
Aaron Paul needs one?
I’m fr watching all of breaking bad to understand the references 😴 I now understand the “ill shove you in a barrel and turn you into a dude smoothie “ line
*C A R L*
They look excellent in this one.
The voices for both were absolutely perfect
As a Walking Dead Fan,i have to say...yeah Rick got fucking destroyed.
Walking dead vs breaking bad
definitely Rick Rhymes won!
Simple rhymes people chose Walter
Complex hidden meanings with play on words rhyming chose Rick
Remember Game of Thrones ?
Ya no one does 🤣😂
0:50 bro that bass drop hit harder than Hiroshima
So Walter won, but the Rick Grimes impression was on point
Laws never stop the drugs
Imo Rick won
wow you really nailed walter white holy shit good acting
they didn't say, watch you get eaten like a human crossaunt
Walter definitely won with the last line
I just got “grade AMC”
Tbh both of these guys actullay look like Rick and Walter!
On est tous un peu Rick stop mito
Walt won, no contest. If you ask me Rick didn't really have any hard hitting bars.
That was pretty good
Rick won
I wish
Why didn't Rick mentioned skyler sleeping with Ted?