Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes vs Walter White Lyrics






[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Rick Grimes!
Versus!
Walter White!
Begin!

[Rick Grimes:]
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart sin by sin
Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast

[Walter White:]
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you

[Rick Grimes:]
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn

[Walter White:]
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decii...
Augh... ahhh... auuuughhhh, ahh
Auhhh-epic rap battles of history!





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  1. B.... R....

    Spy (team fortress 2) vs solid snake

  2. s.... ....

    we want Alan Shore vs Harvey Spectre ... !!

  3. T.... H....

    Now Darrel vs Hank

  4. B.... B....

    I just f****** love the hat that Walter wears

  5. s.... s....

    Walt won

  6. D.... ....

    no one:
    ec kids: 1:51

  7. F.... F....

    Why do get obsessed with Rick Grimes accent

  8. F.... ....

    Walter white definitely won

  9. M.... G....

    There needs to be a part 2

  10. A.... H....

    I saw Jane die!!!

  11. b.... n....

    Team fortress 2 merinarys vs the red vs blue gang (not includeing the agents)

  12. R.... G....

    Still one of my proudest moments. He got lucky when the production crew didn't include the skid marks.

  13. M.... I....

    Rick Grimes’ voice is exactly the same oh my goodness 😂😂😂 the accent when he says “Caaarrrlll I said stay back”

  14. S.... L....

    Um... I’m in love with this Rick Grimes.

  15. �.... �....

    Rick 12 solid disses. WW 12 solid disses. Tie

  16. p.... ....

    this was shit

  17. D.... G....

    I'm most of the way through Breaking Bad and after watching it I feel Rick didn't lose quite as bad as I initially thought, though he still seems like an afterthought here

  18. N.... ....

    Leon S Kennedy vs James Sunderland

    Can someone make this happen?

  19. R.... W....

    After watching this, I kind of want to watch Breaking Bad.

  20. N.... M....

    Eminem vs 2pac plzzz

  21. T.... J....

    He made a dude smoothie out of Victor and drew sharp

  22. K.... ....

    Walter won because of the last bar

  23. L.... G....

    Always saved by samurai booty

  24. x.... ....

    Shane fucked Lori because they thought I was dead, alive and rich, Skylar still fucked Ted... Rick wins

  25. C.... B....

    Watching this in 2019. And seeing all of both shows. Walter absolutely destroyed Rick to the top of Mt. Everest and back

  26. s.... ....

    Rick's second verse was too short.

  27. S.... V....

    this is fuckin deep , more u watch more u will understand

  28. R.... ....

    "Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
    I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
    I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
    No one saw Shane coming except for your wife" my favorite part.
    As much as I love Rick's performance, Walter definitely won

  29. L.... Z....

    My teacher: "what's so funny?"
    Me: "nothing". (rhymes dirty like my armpit stains.) 😂

  30. T.... A....

    This is pretty cool Mr White

  31. Y.... P....

    This shit is so fucking lame

    Y.... P....

    You stupid c,unt

  32. c.... 7....

    for the start is realy great because it's slow the song is slow i can to sing to learn

  33. D.... S....

    "No one saw Shane coming except for your wife" 😂

  34. M.... ....

    2020 anyone? 😂

  35. H.... k....

    I like Rick more smh

  36. E.... G....

    Go get em Walter White

  37. D.... X....

    "THATS MY PRODUCT!"

  38. N.... H....

    “Ask Gus you don’t want to face off against me” you know when I first watched this battle I thought it was a great but I know the reference to it when blows up half of Gus face

  39. A.... D....

    ok walter white won just by the line "no-one saw shane coming, except for your wife"

  40. M.... E....

    When did this franchise start to suck

    M.... E....

    Twd, Breaking Bad or Erb ?

    M.... E....

    @Szylu The only one of those that sucks is TWD

    M.... E....

    @Patrik Gajcevic I know, but still I wanted too ask

  41. H.... T....

    “No one saw Shane coming except for your wife”
    911- I’d like to report a murder.

  42. d.... ....

    It pains me to know that a grown man had to, without a speck of laughter in his voice, say out loud, while wearing nothing on his lower half but a pair of underwear “Tightie Walter Whities”

  43. T.... T....

    ghostface vs The collector

  44. J.... ....

    “No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife”
    I’m fucking dead 😂😂

  45. B.... W....

    0:21, then 0:12

  46. F.... H....

    I hate to say it


    Walter won

  47. s.... 3....

    EpicLloyd actually looks like walter white in this

  48. O.... M....

    I want rap battle Rick Grimes vs Cordell Walker :-D

  49. D.... H....

    So that's what caused the Walking Apocalypse, "Meth" 1:37

    D.... H....

    oh!shit 😨

    D.... H....

    easter egg's

  50. T.... B....

    After finaly finishing breaking bad i can finaly understand half of the lines in this battle

  51. S.... ....

    C A R L !

  52. p.... ....

    Rick was winning til the mega bomb was dropped no one saw shane coming except for your wife

  53. i.... ....

    I think my favourite thing about this one is that Carl isn't even there

  54. M.... v....

    Still cant get over how close they get to the actual characters. Voice and image.mad props to these guys. Their lyrics are well done also and they have good punchlines and metaphors

  55. R.... B....

    Walter White

  56. H.... ....

    That beat is SICK!

  57. c.... t....

    Wait...is this why rick left TWD

  58. M.... S....

    Skyler White vs Laurie Grimes

  59. e.... ....

    i hate Carl. . and skyler

  60. S.... r....

    Best Flow : Rick Grimes
    Best Burns : Walter White
    Winner : Tinny walterwhities

  61. C.... B....

    I m just here again in 2020 for that sickkk outro man!!!

  62. P.... Z....

    It's funny since braking bad and the walking dead cannonically take place in the same universe. It's true. Look it up.

    P.... Z....

    Bullshit

  63. a.... *....

    i came back to this one and i just noticed how badass they played rick.

  64. p.... p....

    Joker vs green goblin

  65. L.... o....

    “Ask Gus you don’t wanna face off against me”
    “No one saw Shane coming except for your wife” Walt won.

    L.... o....

    Im sure walters wife also got shagged by someone else 🤔

    L.... o....

    @Brandon naidoo
    Skylar - "Walt what are you doing???"
    Walt - "I'm talking with Ted..."

    L.... o....

    @Cory Whitley 🤣🤣🤣

    L.... o....

    @Brandon naidoo Yep.

  66. T.... ....

    rick won

  67. B.... Z....

    Do George Washington and king George III

  68. p.... b....

    Idea for a erb: Jon Snow Vs Geralt of Rivia.

    p.... b....

    Yesss! Lol

  69. K.... J....

    tbh Nicepeter looks more like Rick than Andrew Lincoln

  70. X.... N....

    Aaron Paul needs one?

  71. D.... h....

    I’m fr watching all of breaking bad to understand the references 😴 I now understand the “ill shove you in a barrel and turn you into a dude smoothie “ line

  72. B.... C....

    *C A R L*

  73. 0.... ....

    They look excellent in this one.

  74. M.... H....

    The voices for both were absolutely perfect

  75. F.... ....

    As a Walking Dead Fan,i have to say...yeah Rick got fucking destroyed.

  76. M.... K....

    Walking dead vs breaking bad

  77. T.... T....

    definitely Rick Rhymes won!

  78. O.... ....

    Simple rhymes people chose Walter

    Complex hidden meanings with play on words rhyming chose Rick

  79. O.... ....

    Remember Game of Thrones ?





    Ya no one does 🤣😂

  80. A.... M....

    0:50 bro that bass drop hit harder than Hiroshima

  81. J.... D....

    So Walter won, but the Rick Grimes impression was on point

  82. D.... H....

    Laws never stop the drugs

  83. M.... ....

    Imo Rick won

  84. s.... s....

    wow you really nailed walter white holy shit good acting

  85. W.... H....

    they didn't say, watch you get eaten like a human crossaunt

  86. C.... ....

    Walter definitely won with the last line

  87. D.... S....

    I just got “grade AMC”

  88. Z.... M....

    Tbh both of these guys actullay look like Rick and Walter!

  89. h.... ....

    On est tous un peu Rick stop mito

  90. p.... b....

    Walt won, no contest. If you ask me Rick didn't really have any hard hitting bars.

  91. C.... F....

    That was pretty good

  92. H.... D....

    Rick won




    I wish

  93. k.... h....

    Why didn't Rick mentioned skyler sleeping with Ted?