Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter vs Epiclloyd Lyrics
[Lloyd Ahlquist:]
This is one vid' kid that you won't ever survive
I'll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe
You'll be good at rapping some day, I promise bro
But for now, just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show
Then leak to YouTube your middle name is Alexis
I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading
You should start leaving, look, your hairline's already retreating
Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits
Everyone knows your page is just the place that rap battles live
Dude you're really huge on YouTube, you got a great career
But remember you got famous off of my idea
[Nice Peter:]
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie
Look at you or let me just tell you what I see
You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me
I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler
Take the mustache away, you look more like Bette Midler
You big tooth, chompy face, horse looking prick
You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick!
[Lloyd Ahlquist:]
You're taller than I am but you look up to me
The guy who got you your first job in comedy
[Nice Peter:]
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus
You've got as much music talent as Chuck fucking Norris
[Lloyd Ahlquist:]
You? A musician? Eh, that's kinda stretching
You wrote eighty-seven songs with the same chord progression
[Nice Peter:]
You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?
It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum
[Lloyd Ahlquist:]
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks
You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock
[Nice Peter:]
Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit
Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit!
"Kassem?"
[Lloyd Ahlquist:]
"Oh, shit!"
[KassemG:]
"Not only are you not gonna quit the rap battles Pete
You're gonna make them bigger, you're gonna make them better
You're gonna put them on their own channel"
[Nice Peter:] "I guess we could make like a second season-"
[KassemG:] "Yes, exactly! And you, what's your name? I wanna say Todd?"
[Lloyd Ahlquist:] "Um, Lloyd"
[KassemG:] "You should start a YouTube channel"
[Lloyd Ahlquist:] "I have one-"
[KassemG:] "Great!"
[Nice Peter:] "But what am I supposed to put on my channel?"
[KassemG:] "How about you make music Peter? You know, like you used to?"
[Nice Peter:] "Okay, ow-"
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Nice Peter vs Epiclloyd Comments
This will forever be one of my favorite battles. The lines are super fierce and they are written very well.
Yami yugi vs Ash Ketchum
Kaseem G won
Gavrilo Princip vs Lee Harvey Oswald
Attempt#15
It’s been nine years. Where is Henry the VIII?
I’ve been waiting 2011… LOL
Think That Flying Huskie wins this Battle Chief!He Flew in like a Boss!
2:42 did we ever see that guy in a battle? (Not master chief)
Mr Mister no, it's probably(definitely) a cancelled idea
Lmao @ Kaseem G being relevant.
Noah vs. Dr. Dolittle
Nice Peter is way better his rhymes were dope as hell
Gotta say, Lloyd won this one.
I want that dog
Oh shit this is 9 years old.
Nice Peter *ALEXIS*
I wonder how Lloyd felt prancing around as adolf hitler
Throwback to when I thought this was going to be the final battle
“You’re taller than I am, but you look up to me” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nice Peter Won.
My middle name is Alexis
EpicLLOYD had the best starting line, very strong.
KassemG won though
"You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?" That's the weirdest line on ERB I swear lmao
Who's Kassem G? I hope her transition went well.
Yo who's the dude at 2:41 supposed to be?
Beethoven
Man, I remember being in High School watching this video and being so excited for Season 2!!
ahh during the good times when calling stuff gay was actually fun and legally allowed to be insulting with no consequences
How about you make music, Peter? You know, like you used to?
The narrator says the title sounds like this brukfhxchcu
"Gay ass"... Ok... Disappointed
i thought the point was to insult him, so why did he say he has as much music talent as chuck norris?
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
I got to say all my season 1 winners and btw these are just opinions
1. John Lennon Vs Bill O Rielly
WINNER: John Lennon
2. Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler (1)
WINNER: Darth Vader
3. Abe Licoln vs Chuck Norris
WINNER: Chuck Norris
4. Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
WINNER: Lady Gaga
5. Hulk Hogan & Macho Man vs King Jim il
WINNER: Hulk Hogan and Macho Man
6. Justin Beiber vs Beethoven
WINNER: Beethoven
7. Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
WINNER: Albert Einstein
8. Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny
WINNER: Genghis Khan
9. Napoleon vs Napoleon
WINNER: Napoleon with glasses
10. Bill Mays vs Ben Franklin
WINNER: sadly...Ben Franklin
11. Gandolf vs DumbleDore
WINNER: DumbleDore
12. Dr Suess vs Sheakspeare
WINNER: Sheakspeare
13. Mr T vs Mr Rogers
WINNER: Mr Rogers
14. Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk
WINNER: Captain Kirk
15. Nice Peter vs EpicLloyd
WINNER: EpicLloyd
ERB Fan123 what are you on when you think Napoleon dynamite beat Napoleon Bonaparte and Albert Einstein beat Stephen Hawkins
@Emilio Pena its just my opinions not facts tho you could make your own chart or list....not that i assist
Why is it so funny when poor Peter gets slapped? 😂
If you ever decide to quit ERB, please perform a last Peter vs. Lloyd.
Epic Lloyd vs Nice Peter 3, perfect trilogy.
Dr. Phil Vs Opera
Doctor Strange Vs Doctor Manhattan
They already did Oprah.
https://youtu.be/NIsa-vfXV6Q
Imagine getting to bitch slap Pete with such conviction
We still have yet to see the guy at 2:41
Its Henry the 8th, unfortunately the battle was cancelled however you can still watch it on youtube under “Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton”
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THEY SHAYCARL ONE?! 2:41
Nice 🅱eter and epic 🅱loyd
2:42 hmm?
nice peter with hair is acc kinda... cute
1:02 Nice Peter transformed to John Lennon
Really hope they go back and have another attempt at Henry VIII some time. It has such potential.
the best and ultimate epic rap battle of history #2019
Who the hell is this guy @2:41
There was supposed to be a battle between him and hillary clinton but it was scrapped for it's unfire bars and roasts
@PERLA P VAZQUEZ the who is he?
@T- Series Some madarchod like u i guess
*What's Next!!!*
*You Decide!!!*
*Me: INSPECTOR GADGET Vs. ROBOCOP*
You should have more youtubers rap against each other
I need help y'all!!! What battle was the guy in the second to last teaser from? (The guy before Master Chief, with the beard). I thought I'd seen every battle and now I need answers!
There was supposed to be a battle between him and hillary clinton but it was scrapped for its unfire roasts and raps
@PERLA P VAZQUEZ Damn.. thanks man. He was a pretty big YouTube star at the time right?
@Ol' Shay Sharpe no
Nice Peters voice is kinda dope
I didn’t know Nice Peter started out with hair!
It's scary how he sounds so close to hitler when he uses his normal voice 🤣
I wonder who acted them? 🤔
My favorite part is where the characters they play show up
8 years ago. Holy shit
this is nice
We should have nice Pete and Epic Lloyd in a boxing match
Do Steve Stifler vs Charlie Sheen!
One day, we will see Henry VIII in a battle. How about the first-ever father/daughter battle? Henry VIII vs. Elizabeth I.
Nice Alexis Peter
Lol!!! I'm sorry, but those slaps sound solid. I couldn't stop laughing.
"You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro"
-EpicLloyd, 2011
2:41 RIP King Henry VIII
cotton eye joe's singer be like: 1:19
2:38: Bear hands*
Ok 😕
They were so young back then... They've come so far!
Sike they both suck
2:42
still waiting for that one
It will never come out its scrapped
Now this is quality video editing.
Okay why does younger Peter look like Ned from the try guys 😂😂😂😂
Kassem flying in on a winged wolf
Me: yeah this is normal for erb.....
They were so young back then. Its crazy that they've been doing this for almost 10 years. Nice to see them grow. As im sure everyone will agree and that's the point to the series; they can really rap, if they chose to do it out of comedy then i believe they could both have good careers. But keep doing your thing guys, you are loved by many.
What ever happened to KassemG?
He still have those glasses
2:09 asmr
The creators are burning each other......okay
I know opinions are opinions but, come on, there's no way in hell Nice Peter won. Not only was Peter the first one to call it quits, but half of his lines were all about Lloyd being short. Lloyd had more and stronger disses. Hell, Nice Peter HIMSELF said that Lloyd won this battle!
Epiclloyd won
Peter should say to KassemG you could upload videos like you used to.
I remember screaming the lyrics like crazy in the mirror when I was 12.
Nostalgia.
This is how many times Kassem slaps Nice Peter
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V
Damn they credited the “epic wolf”
Awww. They’re babies here.
Nice oeter Wins
Winner : flying husky
When you and your bff are fighting 😂😂😂😂
man those costumes are spot on !
Where is the battle having Henry XIII?
bro what were you guys high on?
Thanks yt for suggesting this
Oh, how I can remember the days of waiting for Season 2
Good Times <3
a well good bitch slap can make a man change his way or his mind
Wait there was gonna be a king Henry VIII character
1:09 I let you scream on the chorus
Says the guy that screams all his characters lines
EpicLloyd Won
"You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression"
Back when Kassem G was God
*sighs happily* those were the days
2:41 I don't think that character with the blue background was ever used in a rap battle unless I'm mistaken?
Hannibal Freak nope. I think it was supposed to be Henry VIII
@BroncosBailey ‘99 yep, he was supposed to be with hillary Clinton, but it was scrapped
first erb battle
I miss those glasses
“Your hairline is retreating”
But...but... Lloyd doesn’t have any hair
Who are these two again???
The creators of ERB