Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 Lyrics
[EpicLLOYD:]
Hey can you put that, uh little thing back
Down in there?
No no no, the one below it
You're just a little up in my face right now
[EpicLLOYD:]
Oh, I'm sorry
Am I being annoying?
'Cause you said we'd be done at 10
And it's... 4 in the morning
[Nice Peter:]
Look I don't know how to say this
Let me just fucking say it
I'm fucking burnt out man, it's been six years every day
That I wake up and come to work to look at your hungover face
I need some personal space to get away from your screaming
But every time I turn my back motherfucker you start scheming
To take over control of some shit I'm already doing just fine
We'd have more subs than PewDiePie if you didn't fight me every time
I try to take our little baby in a creative direction
I'm trying to make art motherfucker, you're trying to find a rhyme for erection
I'm sorry man - no I'm fucking not, fuck you!
You're second class, that's why I let you run ERB2
You're so afraid to lose, but losing's all you do
And tonight I'm not quitting the battles, bitch, I'm quitting you
[EpicLLOYD:]
Quit me then you pussy, we'll see what happens
I'll sit back and watch you unravel and revel in pure satisfaction
I'm out of compassion for you and your self-righteous bullshit
Erection jokes dude? Your whole name means dick
I'm sick of smoothing things out, the same routine
ERB2 is right, I'm covering your ass behind the scenes
And then I try to tell you things, but you're too stubborn to understand
Like: "Dude, that is not a cool way to play Batman"
You manipulate your friends, and then you throw them away
I don't know who you shit on worse, myself or Dante
But I'm not an entrée at one of your fancy restaurants
So quit eating up my time picking one of your fancy fonts
And make a fucking decision so all these people can leave
Excuse me for interrupting Rocket League and smoking weed
They got places to be, and now they're looking at me
Nice Diva is my new name for you Nice Pete
[Nice Peter:]
And doink! Nice punchline bro
Your jokes haven't grown since you told them in a lunch line bro
You're an eight-year-old boy stuck inside a whatever year old man
"Look at me I'm EpicLLOYD, check me out I can
Rap about my problems instead of solving them"
If you wanna heal you gotta deal with your issues cause a bottle's not stopping them
[EpicLLOYD:]
Don't take this battle there dude, you don't want that at all
Let me guess, right now you're on two beers and a pill and a half of Adderall
And that makes you obsessive and then you fuck up all the fun
So why don't you trust the editors and stop changing their shit after they're done
[Nice Peter:]
Yo don't try to paint me as some compulsive little jerk
If you weren't so cheap we could hire some editors that do good work
Who you think just-
Oh that's real funny Andrew
[EpicLLOYD:]
Aww c'mon, now what the fuck did I do?
[Instrumental:]
Allrounda Beats
[EpicLLOYD:]
What?
[Nice Peter:]
Yo, who the fuck left the tag in?
[NicePeter and EpicLLOYD:]
Errrrr!
Click.
[EpicLLOYD:]
Thanks
[Nice Peter:]
Yeah
[EpicLLOYD:]
Hey, Allrounda can you put the-
Yeah and the little, uh, nice...
[Nice Peter:]
We cool guys?
[ERB Crew:]
Yeah, I guess so
Okay I've got the card
Did you dump it?
Get your mark
Quiet please
Here we go
And... action!
[Nice Peter:]
Yo, I guess what I'm saying, man
Is that I'm running out of patience, man
I'm a patient man, but sometimes
You need to be a patient, man
I got the same shit that I was dealing with
At the very beginning!
I'm trying to get somewhere with it, man
[EpicLLOYD:]
I've fought with my wife
And gone under the knife
And I've taken years off
Of the back of my life
Man, since right in the beginning
We been fighting, No one's winning
People would kill to do what we do for a living
[Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD:]
But all your bitching
Is keeping my wheels spinning
[Nice Peter:]
That was weird
[EpicLLOYD:]
Yup
[Nice Peter:]
I'm sorry about some of the things that I said
[EpicLLOYD:]
I'm sorry about the way you played Batman
[Nice Peter:]
I think I just need a break
[EpicLLOYD:]
Yeah, me too
[Nice Peter:]
You wanna write a song?
[EpicLLOYD:]
Yeah dude!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 Comments
Still such a good beat!
No new videos in a while, hope they come back
Back here again for this gold
Are y’all ok?
Batman vs antman
George Washington Caver vs Harriet Tubman
2:57
Wow I sure would love to click on all these YouTube. Thanks for being disappointing.
Lloyd was right about the Batman thing
Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter
Therapy in secession.
3:01 LOOK AT HIS SWEATY BUMHOLE
X2 speed from 1:53 to 1:57, Listen to the background music
Why do I hear Billie Jean?
Who won ? .....We did.
They were probably writing these in secret from eachother just waiting to make a video like this
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was a erb2 video
Creator VS Creator 2
This is the best erb! I can't believe I haven't watched this one before 🤪
The three stooges vs the three amigos!!!
UuuuuThe
Uuuuuuuuu
Wheres the behind the scenes vid of this?
I feel like this is very therapeutic for you guys to get the air clean.
Spoiler: Everyone Wins.
"Rocket League and smoking weed"
Uh... why you gotta come at me like that?
“Like, dude that is not a cool way to play Batman!” Best line.
i loved seeing their famous battles as backgrounds like Hitler vs Darth vader or Rick grimes vs Walter white
Here it is, December 2019 and I'm binging ERB while I smoke some pot to get some sleep, and all I can think about while watching this is how similar Lloyd and Peter are to me and my buddy, if we were rappers I think this is the approach we'd take to work out our issues with each other and get back to what's important and what we love most, making music and making our fans happy. Amazing work guys, I'm glad to see you and all the producers are still making rap battles, please don't ever stop ♥️
3rd grade in a nutshell.
Imagine how crazy this rap battle would be if they got Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD to play themselves
1:58
Nobody
Nobody at all
EpicLLOYD:
Why does EpicLloyd Sound like somebody from gta 5
.
Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler 4
Damn there was a time where I could memorize every lyric to every rap battle they had lol
They should have played each other
This is the highest level of meta commentary ever lol
iron sharpens iron, men sharpen men. for better and worse friends must combat from time to time in order to become stronger down the line. glad things are better now
said it almost 10 years ago and will say it again - lloyd's acting is a main thing that attracted most and pete feels like the biggest douchbag ever sometimes. even about appereance jokes that pete seems to love so much, lloyd have a very beautiful, classicaly handsome face suited for sinatra, meanwhile peter looks like a big-nosed, boney goblin. (i know it's a joke. i've been here since the beginning. i just need to point that out.)
Who cares how they look? How shallow and stupid.
I would say Lloyd is a bit better of a rapper than Peter though.
Hey can you do
Alexander Hamilton vs Thomas Jefferson
or
Alexander Hamilton vs James Maddison
Jim Jones Vs Bernie Sanders
Shit, I thought this was Epic Lloyd vs. Johnny Sins for a moment there.
H I L I G H T S
0:43 I'm sorry man no I'm fucking not fuck you
1:53 2 beers and a pill and a half of adderall
2:14 Allrounda beats
Idk I liked his batman
Didn't know Fitz ran ERB
Fitz is way taller than Peter. Fitz is like 2 meters tall.
this is what i like to see well done guy really well demon
u shhould get more seb then pewwdiepe
but thiss is eartth we tallking about
iam waiting you in hell
What’s the connection
Nobody :
My family : 0:21
Who like EpicLLOYD ?
😂😂😂😂😂
They kinda look the same... kinda had me confused at times...
Hail Jizzah.
0:43 best line in ERB history.
“Sorry to interrupt rocket league and smoking weed.” Oof hard relate.
Me at 2am: I’m fucking burnt out man
Lloyd killed it
“nice”
This is still my favourite rap battle they've done. It just feels so real compared to anything else. Even the first one they've done felt like they were just taking jabs at each other, but this feels more like an actual argument and them talking about their problems in rap format
I miss Dante.
Dont fight we must unite! Pls
I'm sorry man
NO IM FUCKING NOT
FUCK YOU!
Tiny Tim vs Kevin McCallister
Epic lloyd wins
Erection rhymes with direction... just wanted to say...
Wow these actors were really spot on to Nice Peter and EpicLloyd
When you look at EpicLLOYD you scream, " Bill Gates!"
Yikes, a true battle between gods.
I wonder who played them?🤔
After seeing these two play so many characters, its interesting to see what they most resemble when being themselves, peter resembles the way he played Lenin, where lloyd looks like al Capone
OMG!!!! THEY LOOK SO REAL
Both winners
I ship it
"Rap about my problems instead of solving them"
This was too meta. Now try to hug, pretty please?
This must of been very therapeutic...mad respect guys! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I'm also sorry about the way he played batman...
When I see them all I can see is like 30 different erb characters
TuggNugg they are comedic chameleons
Remember when we thought this was the end
I don’t like it when mommy and daddy fight
you both won, no losers
Wheres the BTS video for this tho?
You looked nothing like Peter or Lloyd
This video is a trip when you're high
I like these
Ew, y’all take out the tag instead of buying leases?
I love how they used the backgrounds from previous erbs
When Pete steps off the box...
LLOYD Won this one for sure with the Batman line
I'm sorry man, JUST KIDDING NO I'M NOT FUCK YOU!
Later in the song
I'm sorry for the things I said
I'm sorry for the way you played ba-
JUST KIDDING NO I'M NOT FUCK YOU!
Why haven’t y’all done iron man vs capt america
The winner in this one was the fans...
Peter really didn't have to go that hard in the first verse 😂
YouTube God's
I've been asking for this erb on every video:
Tom Brady vs Lionel Messi please do it!
Why did 8 just notice they used backgrounds from previous battles
That black and white background made me want you guys to do another darth Vader vs Hitler video.
0:42 the best! Lol. "I'm sorry man, no I'm fucking not. Fuck you! You're second class![...]"
I love Peter's first scream rant. The best.
JOHN WICK VS JOHN RAMBO
Omg! Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boomer vs zoomer