Epic Rap Battles Of History - Master Chief vs Leonidas Lyrics

couldnt see any. link between those two, i mean cmmon, wat does this. robot have to do with leonadies soilder

Nobody wins against leonidas.

How tf is this already 8 years old?? Last time I watched it, it was only 5 or 6 years old

Took me 8 years and a play through of AC Origins to understand: "Cortana says you're Greek, so why don't you just stick these lyrics up your ass."
In Origins, the Romans joke about the Greeks, saying: "The Greeks invented the threesome, but the Romans added the women"
Chief is basically calling Leonidas gay and that he should stick something up his ass (it may also reference the Meet the Spartans parody)

Leonidas won

1:04, destroyed.

Master chief won this.

Anyone noticed they don't recommend Darth Vader vs. Hitler anymore?

Who else likes this one the best?

Master Chief destroyed Leonidas like he destroyed the covenant

Leo won

I with they would make master cheff vs cratose

Master Chief definitely won that

Master Chief had alot of roasts
Leonidas just talked about himself

After a history lesson this sounds better

Think about this: this was 8 years ago

Leonidas wouldn’t have been able to kick him cuz chief weighs about 1 Ton

Anyone else notice that leonidas is jesse from pvp

I only watched this because of Master Chief. Idk who the other guy is

300 movie

Spartaaaaaaaaaa

"Fabio Flintstone" I'm dead

"I'm King!,you sleep in a freezer in outer space,I'd look you in the eyes but you're too much of a bitch to show your face!"

*Master Chief left the chat*

Leonidas gave some hard punchlines...🥵

these videos are so good that I’m watching until today

This has to be one of the shortest rap battles, if not THE shortest. Less than 80 seconds long from the time Leonidas says the first word until Master chief says the last.

Master Chief without a doubt!

Can't tell who won.. both were fucking epic

Suggestion: General Shepherd vs Makarov. Guest Appearance by: 30,000 Men

M C, even my initials spell m c at 0:56
M c is minecraft

Goku vs naruto

Leonora’s kicked his ass

I mean leonidas

MOLON LABE

If I had washboard abs, I would walk around with vases, so I can break them on my abs.

Translation : gym guys vs nerd guys

Geeks, not nerds.

Master chief won this hands down after a full analysis of 300 and all the bars

More tea bags than Lipton
You will not enjoy this but it will be over quickly the quote the guy who raped the queen said.

They built a monument to my sins but you're the soldier they need you to be means Chief is Legendary and Leonidas is a noob

He also roasts him with the hunchback roasts

Probably master chief

Halo vs. AC Odyssey

Master chief won and he is the best

So noone will mention "puny fat nerds of computers jerking off to games giving themselves first person shooters"





I am dissapointed.
I declare this whole comment section "nerdy"

First erb I have ever seen and I still can't decide who won

"You are the soldier they want you to be"

Eh... you know that Leonidas disobeyed the council/ancients orders right?

Chief is making things up

If you played Halo you'd get the reference. He's basically calling him a noob rather than alluding to him being a politically docile soldier, which he obviously wasn't.

Widowmaker vs sniper

I would to see a rap battle between Freddy Mercury (Queen) vs Leonida: challenge for faster speech voice

This was the main reason I bought ball 3 yesterday

Master chief: so why don’t you stick these lyrics up your ass




Me: laughs all the time I hear the line

Still not over BFvsGF breaking up.

ohhhhh because they are both spartans

I think its a tie between them too

I didn’t know that Master Chief was a part of history

Fabio Flintstone?, major SCORCH!

Max Paine vs The Punisher

AMAZIN:)

Chief wins he has ai

I whooped him from Thermopylae to Athens.

My thumbs up is itching

Waits that's illegal

"we shall rhyme in the shade" this is a link to what he said to the persians when they said they have enough arrows to place the sun and there response was "then we shall right in the shade"

Master chief won.

Man.... seven years since master chief got pumped

One plasma grenade and Sparta is finished

I think master chief won

master chief won make one of prinse of persia and kratos

master chief won

Chief won 100%

master chief won do skrillex vs mozart next

Asking who won this battle is a logical fallacy, both combatants would battle until they died. No one wins except the audience.

They’re both spartans.

I think master chief thought he was supposed to kill him and not diss him

Leonidas

CHIEF IS THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a greek and a gamer..... This was fun

Iran vs United States be like...

John Wick v Micheal Vick

When Master Chief has more dialogue here than all the Halo games combined. That aside, he won.

Anyone notice tonight we shall rhyme in the shade? He said this beacuse the persians out numbered the spartans so mutch that theire archers on the mountian blocked the sun. And then the Persian general said: We have so many archers you are in the shade give up now
Which Leonidas responded too with: TONIGHT WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE SHADE!

comment section is full of halo gaymer fanboys

spartan won

Master chief would win, Leonidas is just a guy with a spear and shield, Master Chief would just rip his head off lol.

@Derrick From Walgreens Neither is leonidas.

@Kristofer Mercer *brain cells have left the chat*

@Derrick From Walgreens Masterchief is actually possible to create, so is Leonidas, but Masterchief without his extra parts, is still slightly stronger than an adult male silverback gorilla, with all his mechanical and biological parts he can flip a 67 ton tank like a pancake with his bare hands, machines CAN get that strong, he could easily rip Leonidas to pieces.

@Kristofer Mercer one is a historical figure and the other is a video game concept, leonidas would win in the real world but in some made fantasy world chief would win

Derrick From Walgreens if master chief were real, he would kill Leonidas very easily

You should of done doom slayer instead

Master Chief vs Doom Guy

thats some hot SH*T right there

When historians and gamers fight

Twelve thousand hunchbacks with down syndrome disliked this.

Twelve thousand hunchbacks with down syndrome disliked this.

2020 anyone?

“But it will be over quickly”

it should hae been master chief vs kratos

When Chief talks more than he ever does in any of the games... And still wins

I already knew there would be a this is Sparta line

This video will make Gerard Bulter proud.

aaaaaah it’s been years but i get it now




there both spartans....

Leonidas won

This is by far the most savage erb i have seen yet!

I like this one.

2020 And still more teabags than Lipton bitches!

300 asses needed kicking
Give more teabags than Lipton 😂

What a way to start the new decade

I need y’all do Edward Oenway be Captain Jack Sparrow and any Red vs Blue characters versus any one please!!!