Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson vs Stan Lee Lyrics






[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Stan Lee!
Versus!
Jim Henson!
Begin!

[Stan Lee:]
Greetings heroes, Stan Lee's here to battle
It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles
I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC
Whose raps are as dark as my shades, leave you squealing like:
MEMEMEMEMEMEME
You're in trouble now Jimmy, you dirty old hippie
Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy
Heck, that face on your neck ain't sexy
You're one part Sweetums, the other part Skeksis
Step up to Lee and get your butt kicked
Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis
I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code
So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road

[Jim Henson (Kermit):]
I'm glad you got that out
(That anger can clutter your mind)
But you're a creative man Stanley (Yeah)
So let's just leave it behind
Cause I can sense your tension, once the verbal fencing starts commencing
There is no defense against the dents Jim Henson is dispensing
And I'm clenching all your strings like you're a puppet in suspension
Call your superhero friends in
(Yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging)
Let me mention I'm impressed by all the vision that it took
For you to sign your name
(On all of Jack Kirby's comic books)

[Stan Lee:]
Nice try, frogman, but Jack was a friend of mine (THWIP)
That was a low blow, he did his own Thing
And now you've made it clobbering time (SPLONK)
Oh, you taught children to count and spell
Then you taught your own kids how to drop your wife harder than you flopped on SNL
I'm telling you Henson
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry, I'm a marvel of a party pooper
I'll snap your turtleneck like a Doozer stick and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper
I'm sorry Jim, sometimes I can't control my rage
Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age
But the truth is I miss ya, you were gone too soon
You were like watching a beautiful sunset... at noon

[Jim Henson (Kermit):]
Ah Stan don't be sad, we all have a time to go (Yeah)
Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago
But the Four will always be Fantastic, the Hulk will always be Incredible
The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible
There is no beef between us, we're two minds of the same kind
And there is no man who could ever muck with what we've left behind

[Walt Disney:]
(M-I-C)
I rock the mic properly
(K-E-Y)
Turning profits I've got the key
I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably
The Disneyland-lord of your intellectual property
So get back to work, that's my dime you're wasting
I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating
Ah, you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy
Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy
Artists begging me to stop, I won't let 'em!
Labor conditions in my shop? I don't sweat 'em!
I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic
With only 3 circles I dominate the planet
Clearly, there's nobody near me
I'm owning this battle, in fact, I own this whole series
So hop on my Steamboat boys, but don't rock it
I'll put a smile on your face, and green in your pocket
You'll be safe and insured when you're under my employ
Now look at it! Gaze upon my empire of joy!





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  1. p.... t....

    Stan lee would have won if Walt Disney didn’t come

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  3. A.... I....

    Why the fuck did this make me cry

  4. X.... X....

    Scott Disick is that you?

  5. L.... T....

    M-I-C K-E-Y: never thought I’d be scared by Mickey Mouse lol.

  6. F.... ....

    best part is a jew (mr napkins) playing walt disney!

  7. a.... e....

    Stan won

  8. M.... E....

    Yeah, Walt won THAT one!

  9. D.... S....

    That gap between your teeth scared me...

  10. L.... B....

    For some reason... I get scared :|

  11. E.... B....

    R.I.P. Stan Lee

  12. R.... G....

    This is the only ERB that made me cry and scream in rage in like 30 seconds

  13. J.... J....

    Lloyd captures his characters so well.

  14. K.... L....

    What isbthe name of the song that starts when Jim Henson starts raping?

  15. M.... 1....

    Rest In Peace...
    Both of them...

  16. Y.... M....

    why I am cryin over an ERB

  17. A.... A....

    Goddamn Mr Disney 😂😂😂

    Amazing but terrifying

  18. s.... ....

    Wow, Disney, you scary!

  19. M.... C....

    This battle still holds up very well today! ☺️👍🏻

  20. T.... ....

    Walt Disney ruined it
    Fuck Disney
    It could have been great

  21. T.... ....

    Marcus Fenix vs Bill Overbeck

  22. C.... M....

    I love how they forgive each other

  23. H.... K....

    Walt Disney, Julia child, mr. Rodgers, and now Oppenheimer. We need a final rap battle against these gods of the erb multiverse

  24. W.... G....

    Stan Lee Died at 2018 November

  25. A.... B....

    The only part I dont get is the part about stacking knots. Anyone?

  26. L.... B....

    Walt Disney won that

  27. M.... C....

    Dude looks like Christopher Lee, and Jim Lee looks like Owen Wilson.

  28. E.... G....

    As soon as they said - there's no man who can muck... It's Disney isnt it. Yep.

  29. F.... ....

    the most chilling rap battle of allll time!

  30. Y.... D....

    Didn't see that coming.

  31. J.... S....

    NicePeter as Jim Henson and that guy as Walt Disney are hilarious in this video. EpicLLOYD as Stan Lee is not funny at all in this video.

  32. J.... S....

    This is one of the funniest epic rap battles.

  33. P.... _....

    You know what. I’m gonna leave the video before Walt comes out that way I can sleep peacefully

  34. G.... R....

    jim fighting stan: i sleep


    M-I-C: REAL SHIT

  35. C.... p....

    IM NOT CRYING Y-your *CRYING*

  36. H.... C....

    Nobody:

    Me during a test: I'm the juggernaut of stocking knots unstoppably-

  37. y.... g....

    Stan the Man all the way.

    R.I.P Stan Lee ❤️

  38. Y.... A....

    sad and

  39. S.... B....

    Anyone else looking back at this and thinking huh? Do they really own it though 2020. Yes! Yes they do.

  40. O.... B....

    “The four will always be fantastic, the hulk will always be incredible...” that’s tough, rip Stan Lee, your legacy will live on for many many generations

  41. Z.... ....

    this battle should be stan lee vs Walt Disney

  42. J.... f....

    Marvel vs DC

  43. G.... R....

    Disney wins. Why is that sad? I don't know, but it is.

  44. k.... c....

    November 12th, 2030 will be a sad day for the world

  45. P.... W....

    soon amazon will be worth more than Disney. theyre 4 billion behind

  46. T.... O....

    Charlie Chaplin vs Robert Downey JR

  47. J.... L....

    That did not turn out like I thought it would. Disney. Wow!

  48. T.... n....

    Best intro for the worst ( m.i.c.. k.e.y)

  49. k.... a....

    This beat go hard

  50. E.... P....

    Disney won. Simple expression: empire of joy.

  51. Z.... s....

    Jim Henson voice made me go to sleep

  52. M.... K....

    "Labour conditions in my shop? I don't sweat em"
    Just bringing some appreciation to this line right here

  53. L.... G....

    Stan is gone now😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  54. f.... ....

    Walt Disney kinda looks like Borat

  55. p.... d....

    this is the most underated rap battle

  56. A.... E....

    Stan Lee

  57. M.... G....

    I always go back to this video just to hear the Disney part it’s so good

  58. E.... W....

    Rip Stan
    Rip Jim

  59. D.... R....

    WALT DISNEY VS MAX FLEISCHER

  60. I.... T....

    RIP Mr stan Lee RIP Mr Jim Henson RIP Mr walt Disney thank y'all my everything 👍🏿🙏🏿🏰😭🌈💚😚🕊

  61. J.... A....

    Jim Henson is so calm. He won

  62. w.... ....

    This is the most terrifying of all the ERB's the end is too true

  63. B.... F....

    Disney could get all its cash liquidated and start to make profit again in 3 seconds tbh

  64. I.... t....

    I wish people would stop blaming Walt Disney a guy who’s been dead for like 60 years over some shit that those two money hungry schmucks Michael Eisner and Bob Iger are responsible for they are the ones people should blame for Disney’s endless hunger of acquisitions, I doubt Walt would’ve ever wanted his company to have become a monopoly he He was always anticorporate and hated Hollywood and always wanted to remain independent If he was alive today and saw how his company Has become soulless and how it is sucking up other companies He probably would be appalled by it

  65. E.... M....

    This is the most underrated epic rap battle of history episode

  66. S.... L....

    "but the four will always be fantastic, the hulk will always be incredible, the words you wove into the hearts of heroes are indelible." This combined with the subtle increase in the beat gave me some serious goosebumps

  67. C.... ....

    This my favorite ERB of all time because it's a lot of things: emotional, truthful, etc.

  68. r.... 1....

    The Disney part hits a little too close to home.

  69. T.... o....

    Oh this makes me sad

  70. T.... S....

    And to this day, Stan Lee’s Avengers and Jim Henson’s Muppets battle the animated legions of Walt Disney in the dimension beyond the grave...

  71. B.... K....

    Elivs vs Bob Marley

  72. a.... ....

    time to cry

  73. P.... D....

    #Walt Disney
    #LOL

  74. J.... E....

    A rap battle that was about to end in a truce.


    Then Disney came with all of the shock and awe of a world spanning empire's mass bombing and blitzkreig.

  75. S.... D....

    "With only three circles, I dominate the planet!"


    Help.

  76. R.... P....

    Vince Macmahon vs Tony Stark

  77. A.... R....

    I'm from 2050 and I have come to warn everyone that by 2035 disney will take over the world

  78. R.... R....

    It was a tie wasn't it ?

  79. s.... w....

    I mean Disney does own everything 😳

  80. J.... B....

    This was a callback and forgot about it. Really fitting they couldn't let Lee attack Henson. The true enemy is mouse king. A true eternal

  81. T.... G....

    2:50

    I'm Walt Disney, and you're watching Disney Channel

  82. X.... ....

    Disney part was perfect

  83. S.... D....

    Though Walt's part kinda takes me out of the mood, damn it's good. I love Zach Sherwin.

  84. L.... L....

    When this came out I felt like it was a missed opportunity to not have George Lucas in this battle (esp as he wasn't in the directors battle either), and after what happened with the sequel trilogy...the line 'no man can muck with what we've left behind' would have been even more fitting. (Yes, I enjoyed the sequels in some ways, but also felt there were a lot of missteps/missed opportunities and directions I didn't care for).

  85. K.... T....

    The Walt Disney part is so true though...

  86. M.... K....

    Disney spelled the sad truth!

  87. D.... T....

    Mickey vs miney

  88. B.... O....

    Man Disney sucks

  89. A.... A....

    I love how Jim Henson’s slowly becomes more epic

  90. S.... D....

    Is this the longest EVER battle?

    S.... D....

    Oh wait, half of it is credits.

  91. M.... S....

    There is no question who won this battle






    MIC......KEY

  92. T.... F....

    Rip stan

  93. T.... S....

    For those who don't know Mr. Hooper was a regular character on Sesame Street. His real life death was written into the show rather than just replace him. Groundbreaking move for the time.

  94. O.... R....

    I like how there is no "WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!" Because we all know that Walt Disney sadly won.

  95. J.... ....

    Kermit was pretty cute

  96. N.... ....

    This is probably one of the best ERB ever.

  97. A.... S....

    george lucas..?