Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson vs Stan Lee Lyrics
[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Stan Lee!
Versus!
Jim Henson!
[Stan Lee:]
Greetings heroes, Stan Lee's here to battle
It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles
I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC
Whose raps are as dark as my shades, leave you squealing like:
MEMEMEMEMEMEME
You're in trouble now Jimmy, you dirty old hippie
Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy
Heck, that face on your neck ain't sexy
Step up to Lee and get your butt kicked
Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis
I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code
So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road
[Jim Henson (Kermit):]
I'm glad you got that out
(That anger can clutter your mind)
But you're a creative man Stanley (Yeah)
So let's just leave it behind
Cause I can sense your tension, once the verbal fencing starts commencing
There is no defense against the dents Jim Henson is dispensing
And I'm clenching all your strings like you're a puppet in suspension
Call your superhero friends in
(Yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging)
Let me mention I'm impressed by all the vision that it took
For you to sign your name
(On all of Jack Kirby's comic books)
[Stan Lee:]
Nice try, frogman, but Jack was a friend of mine (THWIP)
That was a low blow, he did his own Thing
And now you've made it clobbering time (SPLONK)
Oh, you taught children to count and spell
Then you taught your own kids how to drop your wife harder than you flopped on SNL
I'm telling you Henson
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry, I'm a marvel of a party pooper
I'll snap your turtleneck like a Doozer stick and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper
I'm sorry Jim, sometimes I can't control my rage
Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age
But the truth is I miss ya, you were gone too soon
You were like watching a beautiful sunset... at noon
[Jim Henson (Kermit):]
Ah Stan don't be sad, we all have a time to go (Yeah)
Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago
But the Four will always be Fantastic, the Hulk will always be Incredible
The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible
There is no beef between us, we're two minds of the same kind
And there is no man who could ever muck with what we've left behind
[Walt Disney:]
(M-I-C)
I rock the mic properly
(K-E-Y)
Turning profits I've got the key
I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably
The Disneyland-lord of your intellectual property
So get back to work, that's my dime you're wasting
I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating
Ah, you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy
Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy
Artists begging me to stop, I won't let 'em!
Labor conditions in my shop? I don't sweat 'em!
I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic
With only 3 circles I dominate the planet
Clearly, there's nobody near me
I'm owning this battle, in fact, I own this whole series
So hop on my Steamboat boys, but don't rock it
I'll put a smile on your face, and green in your pocket
You'll be safe and insured when you're under my employ
Now look at it! Gaze upon my empire of joy!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Jim Henson vs Stan Lee Comments
Stan lee would have won if Walt Disney didn’t come
M
I
C
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Why the fuck did this make me cry
Scott Disick is that you?
M-I-C K-E-Y: never thought I’d be scared by Mickey Mouse lol.
best part is a jew (mr napkins) playing walt disney!
Stan won
Yeah, Walt won THAT one!
That gap between your teeth scared me...
For some reason... I get scared :|
R.I.P. Stan Lee
This is the only ERB that made me cry and scream in rage in like 30 seconds
Lloyd captures his characters so well.
What isbthe name of the song that starts when Jim Henson starts raping?
Rest In Peace...
Both of them...
why I am cryin over an ERB
Goddamn Mr Disney 😂😂😂
Amazing but terrifying
Wow, Disney, you scary!
This battle still holds up very well today! ☺️👍🏻
Walt Disney ruined it
Fuck Disney
It could have been great
Marcus Fenix vs Bill Overbeck
I love how they forgive each other
Walt Disney, Julia child, mr. Rodgers, and now Oppenheimer. We need a final rap battle against these gods of the erb multiverse
Stan Lee Died at 2018 November
The only part I dont get is the part about stacking knots. Anyone?
Walt Disney won that
Dude looks like Christopher Lee, and Jim Lee looks like Owen Wilson.
As soon as they said - there's no man who can muck... It's Disney isnt it. Yep.
the most chilling rap battle of allll time!
Didn't see that coming.
NicePeter as Jim Henson and that guy as Walt Disney are hilarious in this video. EpicLLOYD as Stan Lee is not funny at all in this video.
This is one of the funniest epic rap battles.
You know what. I’m gonna leave the video before Walt comes out that way I can sleep peacefully
jim fighting stan: i sleep
M-I-C: REAL SHIT
IM NOT CRYING Y-your *CRYING*
Nobody:
Me during a test: I'm the juggernaut of stocking knots unstoppably-
Stan the Man all the way.
R.I.P Stan Lee ❤️
sad and
Anyone else looking back at this and thinking huh? Do they really own it though 2020. Yes! Yes they do.
“The four will always be fantastic, the hulk will always be incredible...” that’s tough, rip Stan Lee, your legacy will live on for many many generations
this battle should be stan lee vs Walt Disney
Marvel vs DC
Disney wins. Why is that sad? I don't know, but it is.
November 12th, 2030 will be a sad day for the world
soon amazon will be worth more than Disney. theyre 4 billion behind
Charlie Chaplin vs Robert Downey JR
That did not turn out like I thought it would. Disney. Wow!
Best intro for the worst ( m.i.c.. k.e.y)
This beat go hard
Disney won. Simple expression: empire of joy.
Jim Henson voice made me go to sleep
"Labour conditions in my shop? I don't sweat em"
Just bringing some appreciation to this line right here
Stan is gone now😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Walt Disney kinda looks like Borat
this is the most underated rap battle
Stan Lee
I always go back to this video just to hear the Disney part it’s so good
Rip Stan
Rip Jim
WALT DISNEY VS MAX FLEISCHER
RIP Mr stan Lee RIP Mr Jim Henson RIP Mr walt Disney thank y'all my everything 👍🏿🙏🏿🏰😭🌈💚😚🕊
Jim Henson is so calm. He won
This is the most terrifying of all the ERB's the end is too true
Disney could get all its cash liquidated and start to make profit again in 3 seconds tbh
I wish people would stop blaming Walt Disney a guy who’s been dead for like 60 years over some shit that those two money hungry schmucks Michael Eisner and Bob Iger are responsible for they are the ones people should blame for Disney’s endless hunger of acquisitions, I doubt Walt would’ve ever wanted his company to have become a monopoly he He was always anticorporate and hated Hollywood and always wanted to remain independent If he was alive today and saw how his company Has become soulless and how it is sucking up other companies He probably would be appalled by it
This is the most underrated epic rap battle of history episode
"but the four will always be fantastic, the hulk will always be incredible, the words you wove into the hearts of heroes are indelible." This combined with the subtle increase in the beat gave me some serious goosebumps
This my favorite ERB of all time because it's a lot of things: emotional, truthful, etc.
The Disney part hits a little too close to home.
Oh this makes me sad
And to this day, Stan Lee’s Avengers and Jim Henson’s Muppets battle the animated legions of Walt Disney in the dimension beyond the grave...
Elivs vs Bob Marley
time to cry
#Walt Disney
#LOL
A rap battle that was about to end in a truce.
Then Disney came with all of the shock and awe of a world spanning empire's mass bombing and blitzkreig.
"With only three circles, I dominate the planet!"
Help.
Vince Macmahon vs Tony Stark
I'm from 2050 and I have come to warn everyone that by 2035 disney will take over the world
It was a tie wasn't it ?
I mean Disney does own everything 😳
This was a callback and forgot about it. Really fitting they couldn't let Lee attack Henson. The true enemy is mouse king. A true eternal
2:50
I'm Walt Disney, and you're watching Disney Channel
Disney part was perfect
Though Walt's part kinda takes me out of the mood, damn it's good. I love Zach Sherwin.
When this came out I felt like it was a missed opportunity to not have George Lucas in this battle (esp as he wasn't in the directors battle either), and after what happened with the sequel trilogy...the line 'no man can muck with what we've left behind' would have been even more fitting. (Yes, I enjoyed the sequels in some ways, but also felt there were a lot of missteps/missed opportunities and directions I didn't care for).
The Walt Disney part is so true though...
Disney spelled the sad truth!
Mickey vs miney
Man Disney sucks
I love how Jim Henson’s slowly becomes more epic
Is this the longest EVER battle?
Oh wait, half of it is credits.
There is no question who won this battle
MIC......KEY
Rip stan
For those who don't know Mr. Hooper was a regular character on Sesame Street. His real life death was written into the show rather than just replace him. Groundbreaking move for the time.
I like how there is no "WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!" Because we all know that Walt Disney sadly won.
Kermit was pretty cute
This is probably one of the best ERB ever.
george lucas..?