Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Lyrics
Epic rap battles of history!
Martin Luther King! vs! Gandhi!
Begin!
[Gandhi:]
I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this
Slumdog skillionaire, first name Messiah
Raps so hot I spit yoga fire
Everything you preach, I said it first
You should just jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse
Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther
I'm not thinking you shall overcome this Junior
[Martin Luther King Jr.:]
I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia
Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast
Then thank God almighty, you can eat at last
I admire the way you broke the British power
But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower
Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent
Flatten your style like bread, Naan-violence
[Gandhi:]
You would know about bread, Dr.Birmingham sandwich
Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach
With protests and women, the same advice goes
Always stay away from the ho's
[Martin Luther King Jr.:]
I've got so much street cred they write my name on the signs
I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize
Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows
But I'm about to forgive you so hard right now
[Gandhi:]
I am passively resisting the fact that you suck
I am celibate because I don't give a fuck
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Comments
Gandhi won🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I am passively resisting the fact that you suck."
I would buy a t-shirt of that.
Lebron James vs Lionel Messi
Kenton bs messi
Damn he just said yoga fire
I've seen this erb like a gazillion times but this is the first time I noticed that nice Peter and epic llyoid standing in the crowed behind Gandhi and MLK.
Gandhi wasn’t celibate. He had four legit children and was married at the age of 13.(The children’s names were Harilal, Manilal, Ramdas, and Devdas)
THE FINAL SCORESHEET
GANDHI (Verse 1)
I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this.
Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther.
MLK (Verse 1)
No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya
But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower
GANDHI (Verse 2)
With protests and women, the same advice goes,
Always stay away from the ho's/ hose!
MLK (Verse 2)
I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize
GANDHI (Endline)
I am celibate because I don't give a fuck
Martin luther dropped the N bomb, so gandhi dropped the nuclear bomb
7 years later and I just now realized they were key and peele
King Wins
Key and Peele?
okay... cool... i dig it..
Gandhi win man sick
Jordan Peele: *is black*
ERB: *is NOT racist, as far as I know*
Jordan Peele: "Nigga we got more beef than one of your sacred cows"
My parents being Indian and me being born in America it is hard to find a winner.*
**MLK found Ghandi as an inspiration.
"I have so much street cred they put my name on the *SIGNS!"*
Damn, straight 🔥
Stay away Nuclear Gandhi
MLKJ health: 0
Gandhi: the reason I’m celebrated is that I don’t give a FRICK
Celibate*
Gandhi won soo hard at the end and he just completely won like that was hard core
Do an actual Key vs Peele one
No shoes no shirt but I’m still gonna serve ya
Win
Definitely Gandhi
Passive hug battle showdown like damn. I was in awe
gandhi won
We all know Gandhi would just nuke him, let's be honest.
Civ Gandhi ftw
KEY AND PEELE
The guy who made Us and Get Out was the best Martin Luther King Jr.
I asked this 3 years ago and I'll ask it again. Is that father Ted behind Gandhi?
Yes god rest his soul
Me:”Ok, just because I am Indiana dose mean I should pick Gandhi”.
Two second later, “I am going to pick Gandhi”
I hate how I watched this when I was like 8 and I still remember this
They both won! 1 LUV TO BOTH
The H in Gandhi is not silent
Bruh I have watched this several times and didn’t realize it was key and peele
These men are crazy 😂🤣
I don't think Gandhi didn't sound like that
I don’t think Martin would’ve wanted to rap battle his idol...
0:48 I don't think "Naan violence" gets enough attention. That's some seriously clever wordplay and it works so well.
"I admire the way you broke British Power but i have a dream that you would one day take a shower!"
Killed It Martin you killed it right there
" I admire the way that you broke the British Power, But I have a Dream that one day you'll take a shower " Dang, Marthin killed Gandhi with that Phrase XD
mlk wasnt a pacifist tho
Teacher: "What's so funny?"
Me: "Oh, Nothing"
My Brain: "Naan Violence"
MLK fucking destroyed Gandhi
"Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther," jeez i didn't know what that meant till now.
These are so dumb but i can't stop watching them
Fetch my uranium...
Lord Voldemort Vrs. Darth Sidious
1:22 gandhi looks like he is gonna give mlk jr. A blowjon
Key (Ghandi) won this one, but Peele won the other one (he was Muhammad Ali against Key’s Michael Jordan)z
Martin Luther Kings first verse was actually so dope that i can't tell if this was a tie or not lmao
the pacifist won
What happens when two pacifist nations attempt to insult each other
“I have dream that one day you take a shower”-King jr
Me- damn boiiii burn!
https://youtu.be/29N1vxS1sSY lol
Tell me why 6 years later I just noticed that the actors where Key and peele
This needs a part 2, I still can't decide
No matter what.... Those Beat's are DOPE AF 🔥🔥
I'm not sure MLK would like Gandhi considering that apparently he was a massive racist.
GHANDHI.....
Gandhi was a racist
That was Key and Peele right there
Choice Hines
Mad tv character
Celibate because I dont give a fuck.
Well damn, he really nuked that last line.
Shortest ERB but also highest punchlines per seconde ERB
I remember when I found out that they were key and Peele. I was mindblown
The effects with color and black and white was always so cool to me
“I’d ring you for tech support but I got a Nobel prize” lmao
Holy shit this is Key & Peele.
Gandhi all the way for that one
Sorry, Martin won when he said “Nigga we got more beef than one of your sacred cows”
nigga we got more beef than one of your sacred cows im dying lmfao
Seeing Key and Peele fight feels so organic like this is just one of their skits
We can agree this is probably the only erb rap battle that's a tie.
Shoulda mentioned how racist Gandhi was
Gandhi rocks
Many people dont know this but ghandi was actually incredibly racist towards black people so this battle would probably end very different in reality
1:11 (it's legal for him. Right?)
@Francesco Salvatore yup
GANDHI WON why? I mean his Indian Accent, It's too Beautiful
Ghandiiiiii,🔥
The older I get the less these guys impress me I love Gandhi was amazing at organizing people
t-series win
Dr. King's deli
1:18 I cant breath plz help 🤣🤣🤣
mahatma ghandi
Now all I need is John Cena in a rap battle
Why did we allow this
When two INFJs fight
*N WORD*