Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Lyrics






Epic rap battles of history!
Martin Luther King! vs! Gandhi!
Begin!

[Gandhi:]
You want to battle wits? see who's a better pacifist
I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this
Slumdog skillionaire, first name Messiah
Raps so hot I spit yoga fire
Everything you preach, I said it first
You should just jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse
Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther
I'm not thinking you shall overcome this Junior

[Martin Luther King Jr.:]
I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia
No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya
Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast
Then thank God almighty, you can eat at last
I admire the way you broke the British power
But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower
Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent
Flatten your style like bread, Naan-violence

[Gandhi:]
You would know about bread, Dr.Birmingham sandwich
Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach
With protests and women, the same advice goes
Always stay away from the ho's

[Martin Luther King Jr.:]
I've got so much street cred they write my name on the signs
I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize
Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows
But I'm about to forgive you so hard right now

[Gandhi:]
I am passively resisting the fact that you suck
I am celibate because I don't give a fuck

Who won? Who's next? You decide!
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  1. V.... Q....

    Gandhi won🤣🤣🤣🤣

  2. C.... R....

    "I am passively resisting the fact that you suck."
    I would buy a t-shirt of that.

  3. A.... M....

    Lebron James vs Lionel Messi

  4. A.... M....

    Kenton bs messi

  5. N.... ....

    Damn he just said yoga fire

  6. T.... L....

    I've seen this erb like a gazillion times but this is the first time I noticed that nice Peter and epic llyoid standing in the crowed behind Gandhi and MLK.

  7. �.... �....

    Gandhi wasn’t celibate. He had four legit children and was married at the age of 13.(The children’s names were Harilal, Manilal, Ramdas, and Devdas)

  8. T.... A....

    THE FINAL SCORESHEET

    GANDHI (Verse 1)

    I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this.

    Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther.

    MLK (Verse 1)

    No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya

    But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower

    GANDHI (Verse 2)

    With protests and women, the same advice goes,
    Always stay away from the ho's/ hose!

    MLK (Verse 2)

    I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize

    GANDHI (Endline)

    I am celibate because I don't give a fuck

  9. S.... Y....

    Martin luther dropped the N bomb, so gandhi dropped the nuclear bomb

  10. E.... E....

    7 years later and I just now realized they were key and peele

  11. J.... C....

    King Wins

  12. F.... N....

    Key and Peele?

    okay... cool... i dig it..

  13. K.... S....

    Gandhi win man sick

  14. L.... ....

    Jordan Peele: *is black*
    ERB: *is NOT racist, as far as I know*
    Jordan Peele: "Nigga we got more beef than one of your sacred cows"

  15. S.... B....

    My parents being Indian and me being born in America it is hard to find a winner.*


    **MLK found Ghandi as an inspiration.

  16. I.... M....

    "I have so much street cred they put my name on the *SIGNS!"*
    Damn, straight 🔥

  17. s.... c....

    Stay away Nuclear Gandhi

  18. M.... M....

    MLKJ health: 0

  19. M.... M....

    Gandhi: the reason I’m celebrated is that I don’t give a FRICK

    M.... M....

    Celibate*

  20. M.... M....

    Gandhi won soo hard at the end and he just completely won like that was hard core

  21. S.... M....

    Do an actual Key vs Peele one

  22. J.... M....

    No shoes no shirt but I’m still gonna serve ya

    Win

  23. R.... N....

    Definitely Gandhi

  24. P.... C....

    Passive hug battle showdown like damn. I was in awe

  25. C.... D....

    gandhi won

  26. G.... ....

    We all know Gandhi would just nuke him, let's be honest.

    G.... ....

    Civ Gandhi ftw

  27. N.... H....

    KEY AND PEELE

  28. D.... G....

    The guy who made Us and Get Out was the best Martin Luther King Jr.

  29. E.... K....

    I asked this 3 years ago and I'll ask it again. Is that father Ted behind Gandhi?

    E.... K....

    Yes god rest his soul

  30. J.... V....

    Me:”Ok, just because I am Indiana dose mean I should pick Gandhi”.
    Two second later, “I am going to pick Gandhi”

  31. K.... J....

    I hate how I watched this when I was like 8 and I still remember this

  32. A.... D....

    They both won! 1 LUV TO BOTH

  33. P.... D....

    The H in Gandhi is not silent

  34. A.... L....

    Bruh I have watched this several times and didn’t realize it was key and peele

  35. T.... A....

    These men are crazy 😂🤣

  36. D.... J....

    I don't think Gandhi didn't sound like that

  37. #.... ....

    I don’t think Martin would’ve wanted to rap battle his idol...

  38. H.... P....

    0:48 I don't think "Naan violence" gets enough attention. That's some seriously clever wordplay and it works so well.

  39. O.... G....

    "I admire the way you broke British Power but i have a dream that you would one day take a shower!"

    Killed It Martin you killed it right there

  40. R.... T....

    " I admire the way that you broke the British Power, But I have a Dream that one day you'll take a shower " Dang, Marthin killed Gandhi with that Phrase XD

  41. G.... B....

    mlk wasnt a pacifist tho

  42. S.... ....

    Teacher: "What's so funny?"
    Me: "Oh, Nothing"
    My Brain: "Naan Violence"

  43. J.... F....

    MLK fucking destroyed Gandhi

  44. A.... ....

    "Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther," jeez i didn't know what that meant till now.

  45. G.... ....

    These are so dumb but i can't stop watching them

  46. G.... t....

    Fetch my uranium...

  47. J.... C....

    Lord Voldemort Vrs. Darth Sidious

  48. X.... M....

    1:22 gandhi looks like he is gonna give mlk jr. A blowjon

  49. W.... P....

    Key (Ghandi) won this one, but Peele won the other one (he was Muhammad Ali against Key’s Michael Jordan)z

  50. A.... T....

    Martin Luther Kings first verse was actually so dope that i can't tell if this was a tie or not lmao

  51. A.... M....

    the pacifist won

  52. Z.... J....

    What happens when two pacifist nations attempt to insult each other

  53. M.... g....

    “I have dream that one day you take a shower”-King jr


    Me- damn boiiii burn!

  54. D.... G....

    https://youtu.be/29N1vxS1sSY lol

  55. X.... ....

    Tell me why 6 years later I just noticed that the actors where Key and peele

  56. U.... ....

    This needs a part 2, I still can't decide

  57. F.... ....

    No matter what.... Those Beat's are DOPE AF 🔥🔥

  58. B.... ....

    I'm not sure MLK would like Gandhi considering that apparently he was a massive racist.

  59. M.... 4....

    GHANDHI.....

  60. R.... ....

    Gandhi was a racist

  61. T.... S....

    That was Key and Peele right there

  62. H.... M....

    Choice Hines

  63. H.... M....

    Mad tv character

  64. S.... C....

    Celibate because I dont give a fuck.


    Well damn, he really nuked that last line.

  65. X.... ....

    Shortest ERB but also highest punchlines per seconde ERB

  66. M.... ....

    I remember when I found out that they were key and Peele. I was mindblown

  67. s.... b....

    The effects with color and black and white was always so cool to me

  68. s.... b....

    “I’d ring you for tech support but I got a Nobel prize” lmao

  69. I.... B....

    Holy shit this is Key & Peele.

  70. A.... R....

    Gandhi all the way for that one

  71. M.... ....

    Sorry, Martin won when he said “Nigga we got more beef than one of your sacred cows”

  72. M.... A....

    nigga we got more beef than one of your sacred cows im dying lmfao

  73. m.... ....

    Seeing Key and Peele fight feels so organic like this is just one of their skits

  74. V.... R....

    We can agree this is probably the only erb rap battle that's a tie.

  75. T.... L....

    Shoulda mentioned how racist Gandhi was

  76. S.... K....

    Gandhi rocks

  77. A.... ....

    Many people dont know this but ghandi was actually incredibly racist towards black people so this battle would probably end very different in reality

  78. A.... ....

    1:11 (it's legal for him. Right?)

    A.... ....

    @Francesco Salvatore yup

  79. z.... z....

    GANDHI WON why? I mean his Indian Accent, It's too Beautiful

  80. Z.... W....

    Ghandiiiiii,🔥

  81. c.... ....

    The older I get the less these guys impress me I love Gandhi was amazing at organizing people

  82. A.... B....

    t-series win

  83. K.... B....

    Dr. King's deli

  84. y.... m....

    1:18 I cant breath plz help 🤣🤣🤣

  85. P.... B....

    mahatma ghandi

  86. T.... K....

    Now all I need is John Cena in a rap battle

  87. R.... W....

    Why did we allow this

  88. I.... j....

    When two INFJs fight

  89. O.... ....

    *N WORD*