Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 Lyrics




[Adolf Hitler:]
Vader... This is your last chance... Battle me... or die...

Epic rap battles of history!
Darth Vader!
Versus!
Adolf Hitler!
Begin!

[Adolf Hitler:]
Screw you, you big black cunt!
I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!
The Führer will crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving
Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!

[Darth Vader:]
Let me paint you a picture, son
Potrait of a bitch after World War One
You were stirring up the fears of the German people
Telling the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got'em fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!

[Boba Fett:]
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
Cause when I rock the microphone I-

[Adolf Hitler:]
Oh, Sieg Hell No!
You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!
And throw you in a butthole in the sand!
I am Adolf!... Hitler...

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Eeeeeepic rap! battles! of history!





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Epic Rap Battles Of History Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 Comments
  1. Paul Glenn

    I don't think anybody would mind a part 4

  2. THAT HERO

    We all know Boba Fett won.

  3. HuNobrain

    1:13 and over were the best

  4. Thebluegamer50

    1:14 is the best part

  5. Tyler Campbell

    Darth Maul survived being chopped in half... Maybe we need a part 4 for 2020

  6. D.J .R.L

    You I think that boba fett won this one

  7. Jay Dee

    Vader should’ve used the force on Hitler’s gun and fired up rather than slicing him with a lightsaber.

  8. Tina Griggs

    Both won 😆🤣😂😅😆

  9. DFT_brafot2 PRO

    Darth vader won

  10. ImmortalKid -

    Boba fett did harrible in this for six seconds and did better in Boba fett vs Deadpool also check that out pls like

  11. Jagger Dalton

    Darth Vader ruled everyone

  12. Nuni!!! !

    Hitlet won

  13. Alienated

    [0:58] when ze Fuhrer gets super animated lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3N_2r6R-o

  14. Sheenna Beasley

    Lmaooooooo I 💙💙💙💙 it

  15. Dewott Master

    You should do a part 4

  16. THAT GAMER GUY

    People think that hitler lost. Hitler has made more SOLID roasts in the trilogy, so 1 point hitler, Hitlers rhyming was well timed in all three, Vader’s rhythm kinda sucked in one and halfway through two, so 2 to hitler. And also, hitler used a prop/ third party ONCE. Vader on the other hand, used a lightsaber, a clone trooper (who kinda ruined the beat tbh...) and also had bitch boy boba fett do his work for him... hitler used one bullet. So that’s 3-0 for hitler’s victory.

    THAT GAMER GUY

    *using a weapon to win after you get salty is kinda a dick move when in a rap battle

  17. Diego Burnham

    Why is Hitler saying "Mickey Mouse" the funniest thing ever?

  18. Jeremiah Driscoll

    Vader × 3

  19. Luuk de Voogd

    This is why the 2010s shouldn't end

  20. Mikewazowski

    0:46-0:49 When the same scammer keeps calling u for free money

  21. Yas

    Part 4's gonna have hitler with mechanical legs like Darth Maul I'm calling it

  22. VlogmAnia

    Dark
    Vader won.

  23. Noah Ino

    This guy that plays Hitler is more Hitler than Hitler😕

  24. Who Zaskin

    We want part 4

  25. Nioh Arcadia

    Who else wanted to hear the rest of Boba Fett's verse?

  26. Minecraft Steve explains the joke

    Flow: Darth Vader
    Bars: Hitler
    Winner: goofy

    Gamelord 12121

    Hello there

  27. Grevyalres X

    This trilogy is better than the sequel trilogy for sure.

  28. Courtney Skinner

    Love the nuke siren!

  29. Brian Crites

    Vader’s verse is still the best flow out of any rap battle to this date

  30. Adnan Khalifeh

    Someone needs to animate hitler kicking vader's face and balls simultaneously

  31. Bobby43Williams

    We need a new trilogy.. not necessarily these 2 characters again, but more part 2s to some of the classic ERBs would be dope

  32. Violet Scarlet Ortiz Mendoza

    All video: Dark Vader = Fucking Boss XD

  33. xd Dark Horse xd

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  34. Y2K

    my favorite line: "Let me paint you a picture, son, PORTRAIT OF A BITCH AFTER WORLD WAR ONE"

  35. Luis Martinez

    Vader won 1 and 3 but Adolf won 2

  36. Patrick Is Ebola

    1:01 lol 😂

  37. Boba Fett

    Boba Fett: survives the worst moments

    Also Boba Fett: just died by a simple bullet

    * nice job ERB *

    KE1

    The only thing he does is fall into a hole in the ground

    Boba Fett

    @KE1 you ruin the joke

  38. ImmortalKid -

    Death Vader won EASY choice

  39. C Brown

    Someone who loathes you bitch now get up and rhyme

  40. Salex

    Part 4?

  41. Infinity 58

    i just started dying at "your new boyfriend goofy"

  42. the unstoppable army

    1:10 Hitler predicted bitch lasagna

  43. Silvervalley Stables

    *Darth Vader wins*
    Me:Oh sieg hell no!

  44. Alfred Person

    It is so fun

  45. Alfred Person

    What is this

  46. Link

    1:40

    Just so I can go back

  47. Briggs

    Neo vs Luke Skywalker

  48. CampsideKiller

    *_F I R E D U P_*

  49. Pandaangel Angel

    Mr sunglasses all the time 😂

  50. CLT Proudictions

    Darth Vader has to be in the top ten best interpretations of Characters in the ERB series, he’s just so bad a$$

  51. Speedy Cardinal

    neither won, Boba Fett won

  52. Angel Rivera

    I say all 3 of the rap battles between Vader/Hitler have been my favorite put of all of them

  53. Critical Ops

    Vader destroyer in this one but part 2 adolf fucking destroyed him ps for each like this gets ill add a cookie 🍪

  54. mridul sagar

    shitt man you guys are too biased against hitler.. let him rap.. I think he sounds pretty badass on the mic

  55. Geek Till Death

    Vader won again

  56. Justin Casar

    Round 4: Adolf Hitler: I am Adolph Hitler I'm back from the dead. So evil even the devil likes to give me head (cut to a southpark picture)....

  57. Heinz Guderian

    Kinda controverial but I think Hitler won slightly.

  58. T Ray

    I feel like not enough people appreciate the Russian line because it was good asf.

  59. Koji Meijisuda : Cubing, Cards and More!

    Just because Vader was jealous of Hitler’s lines and sliced him doesn’t mean he won guys...

  60. Neon _Dragon18

    1:26 Best Beat Drop Part

  61. Taylor Falotico

    Who’s here after the last Star Wars movie?

  62. Canadama Kendama

    They need a part 4. But Hitler has to be in half and still whoop him.

  63. Huh?

    I re-evaluated all of the Hitler and Vader videos and Hitler actually completely crushed round one and two. It was pretty even this time but only because Boba showed up. I know this is supposed to make Hitler look weak but his lines are pretty strong and so is the delivery. He's like a badass Eric Cartman.

  64. Joe Humpston

    Vader wins! Fatality!

  65. Eric Ellis

    HAHAYHA DAMIT GUYS YOU MADE ME SPILL MY COFFE THAT WAS THE END TY SO AWSOME

  66. King Westonian MLP OC

    Can you please make one with Hitler versus Fegelien?

  67. Blue Potato

    Stephen Hawkings won

  68. Jack Sithlord

    Best trilogy ever

  69. Surferguy007 P

    Boba Fett on fire 😨

  70. Den Norske Vikingen

    Actually Vader won because he killed Hitler

  71. Darth Vader

    After hitler mentioned sand, I got mad and sliced him

    Harley Verheij

    Darth Vader you talk in 3rd person now?

    TurboWarrior

    I think that's NOT a coincidence (EP2)

    ThatGoodGuess

    Hold up

    Vault Boy

    Gonk Gonk

    THAT GAMER GUY

    But hitler WAS sand, he was course, savage, and he got not only everywhere, but under your skin too...

  72. Eternal Vigil

    it's almost 2020 and Vader's first line is probably one of the most devastating lines in ERB history

  73. Lightsaber Lord P373

    Vader won!!!!

  74. PIZZA FACE

    This one was a little bit anticlimactic

  75. Gristly Scarab

    The hitler guy kinda sounds like richtofen from cod waw

  76. GIFS _

    Hitler Sounds like rictofen from black ops 1

  77. Darth Vader

    After all this time, I still hold the crown

    Antonio Labaš

    You kicked his ass Lord Vader

    Karl Franz , Emperor of Mankind, chosen of Sigmar

    Bow down to Mickey mouse means a lot, your not even the chosen one anymore

    Darth Vader

    Karl Franz , Emperor of Mankind, chosen of Sigmar
    You’re*
    If you wanna make an argument, at least have some intelligence behind it

  78. Debra Whiteside

    darth vader

  79. Jackie Allison

    Why didnt Hitler shoot Darth Vader instead of boba?

    NorsemanZA

    That would be admitting defeatXD

  80. -_- arson

    Still fucking puts a smile on my face and remember half of it still

  81. Synth CQB

    Hitler vs vader again?

  82. Daveataway

    I like how Vader only had one part and still easily won it

  83. Chris RJ

    Vader knew Boba wasn't the real Fett, and needed to lure Hitler into a false sense of security when he shot him. That's why we see Boba Fett battle Deadpool, 3 years later. Darth Vader's a genius.

  84. Sean

    anyone else find it hilarious that stephen hawking is acting as R2D2🤣🤣

  85. Ben Henderson

    No one:
    Online Xbox kids: 0:46

  86. Liberty Prime

    I’ve been on hitlers side since 1939

  87. Krissh Sarmalkar

    BRoO this is hard to decide. In my opinion rap definitely won tho

  88. Egil Sellgren

    Did they stop doing these since Disney bought both erb and star wars and pressured these guys to stop doing these classics?

  89. joo killah

    I love the fact they staged hitler as Luke Skywalker becauseadolf is the most benevolent leader

  90. Ak Mayernick

    Do Luke versus Stalin

  91. Dalton Robert Pepple

    Ah sieg hell no!

  92. George price

    Battle was over at "Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse." Ain't NO recovering, Ani...ain't no recovering.

  93. Rylee Mcgrath 2

    Kim kardashian vs Donald trump