Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood Lyrics






Epic rap battles of history!
Clint Eastwood! Vs Bruce Lee!
Begin!

[Bruce Lee:]
I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw
Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws
How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw?
Don't need words to serve ya, I'mma just say WAAAT-AWWW!
Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise
I'm the king of nunchucks, I fucked up Chuck Norris
I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe
Here's my two-finger push up, Kung F U!

[Clint Eastwood:]
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger
But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pupu Platter
You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips
You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop
So go ahead, make my iPod
Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce
Fuck you dude, I even squint better than you

[Bruce Lee:]
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly
I would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me
Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo Million Dollar Babies
You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy
A man who argues with people who aren't even there
Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!

[Clint Eastwood:]
Do ya feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm askin'
You can't be too tough, you got killed by an Aspirin
And your one-inch punch? Same size as your pecker
Leave the rappin' to me, stick to Chinese Checkers
I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel

Who won? Who's next? You decide!
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  1. P.... S....

    0:23 - I know Clint won, but this part is so hilarious.

  2. B.... G....

    "no one in your family ever lived to see rhe sequel" god fucking damn

  3. c.... g....

    Bruce won

  4. C.... ....

    Gat damn. Clint was damn savage in this. Bruce never stood a chance...

  5. Z.... A....

    Bruce Lee Won!

  6. A.... F....

    kung fu im dying
    send help

  7. Q.... M....

    And the pretty 0:53

  8. X.... I....

    Bruce lee is the kinda the guy who makes Asians look good ❤️❤️😏

  9. S.... H....

    Take it easy Clint

  10. A.... ....

    Both are awesome, think Clint may have came out on top only because of that final ending line.

  11. R.... N....

    "None of your family ever lives to see a sequel"
    *FUCKIN KILLER DUDE*

  12. F.... ....

    What does make my iPod mean?

  13. O.... H....

    Man that was fucking brutal😂

  14. J.... L....

    Oh Shit! Lololol

  15. P.... T....

    Clint went to far but still love it I just subbed and liked

    P.... T....

    Patrick Tuliau ok boomer

  16. F.... ....

    "Make my ipod" DAME

  17. p.... c....

    This is not a battle. It’s a massacre

  18. S.... ....

    Roger Federer vs Tiger Woods

  19. N.... P....

    “I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me”

    Vs

    *neverending racist comments*


    Yeah...this is a horrible ERB. This is why Lloyd loses every battle, he’s gross and not even funny. He’s a rude sad little man.

    N.... P....

    If you’re going to get offended over a character, then don’t blame the actor. And I can show you a whole list of ERBs where EpicLloyd wins.

    N.... P....

    Lol... What ???

  20. S.... D....

    Yeah...




    It’s good...

  21. Q.... H....

    Bruce Lee won with the way he said, "fist in your jaw" at 0:18. That made me smile and laugh. I wonder how long the performer took to get it to such quality.

  22. R.... G....

    "you can't be to tough you got killed by an aspirin" i saw that coming

  23. B.... m....

    The way he delivers his lines with his gunshots make them feel like they hit harder

  24. n.... n....

    bruce lee

  25. f.... h....

    Clint Eastwood won this rap battle

  26. N.... P....

    Who else saw the guy hiding behind the barrel in the first part of the Clint Eastwood rap?

  27. L.... ....

    Good GOD. No contest, Clint putting on a clinic!

  28. P.... M....

    “I would mess up your face, but ur mama did it for me🤣
    Legendary🤣

  29. A.... W....

    As much as I love Bruce, Clint’s verse was brutal

  30. f.... b....

    Clint Eastwood winer

    Bruce lele coment

  31. L.... ....

    Clint could have been silent throughout the whole battle, making it look like Bruce is kicking his ass, and then he only drops the final line, and automatically wins just off that one line.

  32. I.... Y....

    I love Bruce Lee, he’s amazing and he’s an awesome inspiration...but damn why you gotta do him like that Erb?😂😭

  33. R.... T....

    Clearly Eastwood won!!!

  34. C.... ....

    Bruce Lee won

  35. �.... ....

    dude do clint eastwood vs chuck norris

  36. S.... M....

    The actor for Bruce Lee was not very convincing

  37. a.... g....

    Let’s all be real Bruce’s flow is better but the shots clint sent were just too rough

  38. M.... W....

    We need a part 2

  39. A.... C....

    And they say oppenheimer vs thanos was one-sided.

    A.... C....

    That was one sided. Thanos was to busy promoting his movies while Oppenheimer was nuking Thanos from orbit.

  40. A.... S....

    Clint Eastwood roaster this man🔥😂

  41. I.... ....

    "mother fockers with claws" lol

  42. S.... D....

    Dsmn you Eastwood. Those disses were good but Lee's flow was great. Still Clint took it and ran with it.

  43. S.... D....

    Clint wins again,as always. Bruce Lee (short for Bruised Easily?) was never in a real martial arts match, all was in movies and gym demonstrations. Something to think about.

  44. W.... H....

    Clint won

  45. M.... Z....

    Guys, Sharon Lee said this is disrespectful and got it banned in China

  46. T.... M....

    Soooooo many low blows by Clint at the end.. but what really matters is all the references the bars nailed and killed.. get it.. yeah that's a pun..

  47. T.... D....

    Actually Bruce Lee died from a bullet from making a movie

    T.... D....

    no that was his son brandon lee

    T.... D....

    Oh thx😂

  48. C.... ....

    Clint easily won but the chair part got me lmao

  49. C.... �....

    I almost want ERB to do revamps of their older videos. The new ones have higher production value plus it would be nice to see how their rapping and writing has changed after 6-7 years.

    C.... �....

    Their newer ones had higher production value because Disney was funding them for a while. Then they broke away from Disney, they literally made a punch straight at Walt Disney not long after they broke away in the Jim Henson vs Stan Lee episode.

  50. j.... a....

    Well, he did the finger at Clint twice.

  51. F.... L....

    " *No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel* "

    Damn... Clint dropping some savage lines here...

    F.... L....

    the daughter still living

  52. S.... c....

    Bruce: "you're nuts and talk to chairs!"
    Clint: *oh yeah well you're asian!!!*

  53. K.... P....

    Haven’t seen this one in years but finally noticed there are two “e’s” in the epic rap battles logo

  54. X.... I....

    When Clint eastwood loses his gun

    Clint Eastwood: aight imma head out

  55. L.... H....

    Favorite of all of them. Clint absolutely destroyed Bruce. Best final line in all of them hands down . DAMN!!!

  56. r.... g....

    Got dam.... clint was ruthless!!!

  57. A.... ....

    “Make my iPod” alright dude pretty racist but dam

  58. r.... T....

    Dr manhatan vs The one above all (marvel)

  59. S.... C....

    Seiya. Vs. hii

  60. s.... ....

    "make my ipod" holyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuuck

  61. P.... T....

    Bruce was just too clean. That “empty chair” bar could’ve been way more vicious if it hammered home Clint’s cognitive decline behind that incident.

    That move might’ve gotten Bruce disqualified from the bout and suspended from ERB for unnecessary roughness.

    P.... T....

    Bitch Clint had some racist lines and he STILL killed it!

  62. P.... T....

    Bruce was just too clean. That “empty chair” line could’ve been way more vicious if it hammered home Clint’s cognitive decline behind that incident.

    That move might’ve gotten Bruce disqualified and suspended from ERB for unnecessary roughness.

  63. A.... V....

    Bruce lee won

  64. c.... 1....

    Make my ipod

  65. N.... N....

    1:18 the disrespect is unreal 🤣

  66. N.... N....

    The word for this rap kids is
    Poo poo platter

  67. n.... L....

    Clint won

  68. M.... D....

    The Flash Vs Usian Bolt Vs Sonic The Hedgehog

  69. H.... 2....

    Eastwood Wins!!!

  70. T.... K....

    Kung F U

  71. H.... ....

    Eastwood has the most racist bars and they were admittedly hilarious.

  72. M.... ....

    WOOWWWW. This is brutal...

  73. M.... B....

    Like me
    🐝🌺🌿🌿🍀🌻🌻🕷🌼🍁
    Like me

  74. C.... ....

    I haven't watched this one in a while and holy hell, I forgot how brutal Clint Eastwood was in his second verse.
    Definitely one of the top verses, up there with Babe Ruth.

  75. N.... ....

    "Don't need words to serve ya,imma just say wataaa!" "I'd beat ya this round,but that'd be unbelievable,no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" some of the best line in the entire erb before the bombshell joker vs pennywise was released.

    N.... ....

    Then Thanos and Oppenheimer

  76. S.... W....

    I thought bruce lee died to a gun prop firing a real bullet by mistake (like jet)

    S.... W....

    Samantha Winters no that was his son

  77. T.... S....

    Oh my god dude like Clint had the lift fire bars that were also the most devastating. Wow

  78. B.... B....

    Can we talk about that background character transition at 00:36 ?

  79. R.... c....

    much love :)

  80. t.... l....

    Bruce Lee Won

  81. S.... G....

    Do Eddie Van Halen vs Jimi Hendrix

  82. R.... T....

    0:36, enough said. For seven years that dude in the background hid and waited to take out both gangstas with his master skill of changing professions on a bat.

  83. C.... S....

    Bruce Lee wins!!!

  84. P.... -....

    1:01 Immediate win.
    _A man who argues with people_
    _who aren't even there_
    _is more fit to rap against_
    _this fAcking CHAAAIIIIRRRRRR_

    P.... -....

    Are you sure, after all of Eastwood's lines?

    P.... -....

    @Sundae I do, however, like Clint, but I think Bruce is better.

  85. F.... M....

    Jackie Chan vs. Tom Cruise

  86. k.... e....

    Bruce lee

  87. �.... �....

    We want Al Pacino vs Robert De niro.. right NOW! !..

  88. P.... D....

    i like how the ninja becomes a cowboy when he falls across the line

  89. A.... ....

    I love that line
    "...I even SQUINT better than you!"

  90. M.... J....

    This is definitely one fight Bruce Lee lost.

  91. S.... L....

    This was the most vicious erb ever! 💀 🔥

  92. J.... R....

    For those who don’t know, Clint Eastwood’s last line about “No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel” is referencing how Bruce died before he could finish making Enter the Dragon (a sequel film) and how his son Brandon Lee died while making the first The Crow movie in 93.

  93. A.... S....

    Damn these guys don’t f around

  94. r.... m....

    Best flow: clint
    Best disses: clint
    Winner: P U P U P L A T T E R

    r.... m....

    Yeah, Clint's didn't really flow, it was like Bruce came for a dance off and Clint brought boxing gloves

    r.... m....

    @A wild Filing cabinet *K N E E C A P S*

    r.... m....

    respected mercenary Clint was literally just talking

    r.... m....

    @CoChWOd *K N E E C A P S MISS ME WITH THAT S H I T*

  95. D.... O....

    Very biased writing for this rap battle for sure

  96. W.... D....

    Clint vs chou

  97. �.... �....

    Bruce Lee won when he said "i fucked up chuck norris"

  98. C.... L....

    This is probably the most offensive rap battle of all time