Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood Lyrics
Epic rap battles of history!
Clint Eastwood! Vs Bruce Lee!
Begin!
[Bruce Lee:]
Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws
How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw?
Don't need words to serve ya, I'mma just say WAAAT-AWWW!
Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise
I'm the king of nunchucks, I fucked up Chuck Norris
I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe
Here's my two-finger push up, Kung F U!
[Clint Eastwood:]
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger
You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips
You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop
So go ahead, make my iPod
Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce
Fuck you dude, I even squint better than you
[Bruce Lee:]
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly
I would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me
Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo Million Dollar Babies
You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy
A man who argues with people who aren't even there
Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!
[Clint Eastwood:]
Do ya feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm askin'
You can't be too tough, you got killed by an Aspirin
And your one-inch punch? Same size as your pecker
Leave the rappin' to me, stick to Chinese Checkers
I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood Comments
0:23 - I know Clint won, but this part is so hilarious.
"no one in your family ever lived to see rhe sequel" god fucking damn
Bruce won
Gat damn. Clint was damn savage in this. Bruce never stood a chance...
Bruce Lee Won!
kung fu im dying
send help
And the pretty 0:53
Bruce lee is the kinda the guy who makes Asians look good ❤️❤️😏
Take it easy Clint
Both are awesome, think Clint may have came out on top only because of that final ending line.
"None of your family ever lives to see a sequel"
*FUCKIN KILLER DUDE*
What does make my iPod mean?
Man that was fucking brutal😂
Oh Shit! Lololol
Clint went to far but still love it I just subbed and liked
Patrick Tuliau ok boomer
"Make my ipod" DAME
This is not a battle. It’s a massacre
Roger Federer vs Tiger Woods
“I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me”
Vs
*neverending racist comments*
Yeah...this is a horrible ERB. This is why Lloyd loses every battle, he’s gross and not even funny. He’s a rude sad little man.
If you’re going to get offended over a character, then don’t blame the actor. And I can show you a whole list of ERBs where EpicLloyd wins.
Lol... What ???
Yeah...
It’s good...
Bruce Lee won with the way he said, "fist in your jaw" at 0:18. That made me smile and laugh. I wonder how long the performer took to get it to such quality.
"you can't be to tough you got killed by an aspirin" i saw that coming
The way he delivers his lines with his gunshots make them feel like they hit harder
bruce lee
Clint Eastwood won this rap battle
Who else saw the guy hiding behind the barrel in the first part of the Clint Eastwood rap?
Good GOD. No contest, Clint putting on a clinic!
“I would mess up your face, but ur mama did it for me🤣
Legendary🤣
As much as I love Bruce, Clint’s verse was brutal
Clint Eastwood winer
Bruce lele coment
Clint could have been silent throughout the whole battle, making it look like Bruce is kicking his ass, and then he only drops the final line, and automatically wins just off that one line.
I love Bruce Lee, he’s amazing and he’s an awesome inspiration...but damn why you gotta do him like that Erb?😂😭
Clearly Eastwood won!!!
Bruce Lee won
dude do clint eastwood vs chuck norris
The actor for Bruce Lee was not very convincing
Let’s all be real Bruce’s flow is better but the shots clint sent were just too rough
We need a part 2
And they say oppenheimer vs thanos was one-sided.
That was one sided. Thanos was to busy promoting his movies while Oppenheimer was nuking Thanos from orbit.
Clint Eastwood roaster this man🔥😂
"mother fockers with claws" lol
Dsmn you Eastwood. Those disses were good but Lee's flow was great. Still Clint took it and ran with it.
Clint wins again,as always. Bruce Lee (short for Bruised Easily?) was never in a real martial arts match, all was in movies and gym demonstrations. Something to think about.
Clint won
Guys, Sharon Lee said this is disrespectful and got it banned in China
Soooooo many low blows by Clint at the end.. but what really matters is all the references the bars nailed and killed.. get it.. yeah that's a pun..
Actually Bruce Lee died from a bullet from making a movie
no that was his son brandon lee
Oh thx😂
Clint easily won but the chair part got me lmao
I almost want ERB to do revamps of their older videos. The new ones have higher production value plus it would be nice to see how their rapping and writing has changed after 6-7 years.
Their newer ones had higher production value because Disney was funding them for a while. Then they broke away from Disney, they literally made a punch straight at Walt Disney not long after they broke away in the Jim Henson vs Stan Lee episode.
Well, he did the finger at Clint twice.
" *No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel* "
Damn... Clint dropping some savage lines here...
the daughter still living
Bruce: "you're nuts and talk to chairs!"
Clint: *oh yeah well you're asian!!!*
Haven’t seen this one in years but finally noticed there are two “e’s” in the epic rap battles logo
When Clint eastwood loses his gun
Clint Eastwood: aight imma head out
Favorite of all of them. Clint absolutely destroyed Bruce. Best final line in all of them hands down . DAMN!!!
Got dam.... clint was ruthless!!!
“Make my iPod” alright dude pretty racist but dam
Dr manhatan vs The one above all (marvel)
Seiya. Vs. hii
"make my ipod" holyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuuck
Bruce was just too clean. That “empty chair” bar could’ve been way more vicious if it hammered home Clint’s cognitive decline behind that incident.
That move might’ve gotten Bruce disqualified from the bout and suspended from ERB for unnecessary roughness.
Bitch Clint had some racist lines and he STILL killed it!
Bruce was just too clean. That “empty chair” line could’ve been way more vicious if it hammered home Clint’s cognitive decline behind that incident.
That move might’ve gotten Bruce disqualified and suspended from ERB for unnecessary roughness.
Bruce lee won
Make my ipod
1:18 the disrespect is unreal 🤣
The word for this rap kids is
Poo poo platter
Clint won
The Flash Vs Usian Bolt Vs Sonic The Hedgehog
Eastwood Wins!!!
Kung F U
Eastwood has the most racist bars and they were admittedly hilarious.
WOOWWWW. This is brutal...
Like me
🐝🌺🌿🌿🍀🌻🌻🕷🌼🍁
Like me
I haven't watched this one in a while and holy hell, I forgot how brutal Clint Eastwood was in his second verse.
Definitely one of the top verses, up there with Babe Ruth.
"Don't need words to serve ya,imma just say wataaa!" "I'd beat ya this round,but that'd be unbelievable,no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" some of the best line in the entire erb before the bombshell joker vs pennywise was released.
Then Thanos and Oppenheimer
I thought bruce lee died to a gun prop firing a real bullet by mistake (like jet)
Samantha Winters no that was his son
Oh my god dude like Clint had the lift fire bars that were also the most devastating. Wow
Can we talk about that background character transition at 00:36 ?
much love :)
Bruce Lee Won
Do Eddie Van Halen vs Jimi Hendrix
0:36, enough said. For seven years that dude in the background hid and waited to take out both gangstas with his master skill of changing professions on a bat.
Bruce Lee wins!!!
1:01 Immediate win.
_A man who argues with people_
_who aren't even there_
_is more fit to rap against_
_this fAcking CHAAAIIIIRRRRRR_
Are you sure, after all of Eastwood's lines?
@Sundae I do, however, like Clint, but I think Bruce is better.
Jackie Chan vs. Tom Cruise
Bruce lee
We want Al Pacino vs Robert De niro.. right NOW! !..
i like how the ninja becomes a cowboy when he falls across the line
I love that line
"...I even SQUINT better than you!"
This is definitely one fight Bruce Lee lost.
This was the most vicious erb ever! 💀 🔥
For those who don’t know, Clint Eastwood’s last line about “No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel” is referencing how Bruce died before he could finish making Enter the Dragon (a sequel film) and how his son Brandon Lee died while making the first The Crow movie in 93.
Damn these guys don’t f around
Best flow: clint
Best disses: clint
Winner: P U P U P L A T T E R
Yeah, Clint's didn't really flow, it was like Bruce came for a dance off and Clint brought boxing gloves
@A wild Filing cabinet *K N E E C A P S*
respected mercenary Clint was literally just talking
@CoChWOd *K N E E C A P S MISS ME WITH THAT S H I T*
Very biased writing for this rap battle for sure
Clint vs chou
Bruce Lee won when he said "i fucked up chuck norris"
This is probably the most offensive rap battle of all time