Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner Lyrics






[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Bruce Banner!
Versus!
Bruce Jenner!
Begin!

[Bruce Banner:]
I'll school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce
With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes
I hear you're good at running, you're just like the Flash
Especially in the hundred meter ditch your wife dash
I'm an ace in the lab, acid, base, and treble
So let me break you down on a molecular level
You turned one gold medal to a lifetime of green
The most overrated athlete anyone's ever seen
You need to carry fatherhood across the finish line (AAGHH)
Kept up with the Kardashians, but left some kids behind
Run along you'll thank me, 'cause I'm getting kind of cranky
And trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

[Bruce Jenner:]
I think you're in your element when you're behaving badly
Honestly, you're kinda Boron when you're happy
I'll lap and pass your ass ten different ways
Decathlon athlete, blast through you like some gamma rays
The truth is, there's no truce between the Bruces
You're a drifter being useless, I'm a winner, no excuses (uh)
Beautiful women all up on my jock
I got a home gym, check me on the cereal box, doc
You big green freak, don't try to flex
If it wasn't for your cousin, you'd never have sex (oh!)
You're so strong when you get mad
Too bad you can't go back and protect your mom from your dad

[The Hulk:]
Ahhh! That painted face don't give you class
Just one more thing Bruce do for cash
Best thing you make? Kylie ass
She eighteen? Hulk smash!

[Caitlyn Jenner:]
That's my teenage daughter, man, I have to forbid this
I'll put a javelin through your jolly green discus
Kylie not the type of girl I'm gonna let you smash on
You'll get the medal without the decathlon

[The Hulk:]
(Ahh!) Hulk is Hulk, no identify as man
Me thinks Cait might understand
No gender issue, this Jenner issue
Just you being you is enough to diss you

[Caitlyn Jenner:]
Look, I understand that you hate yourself (Huh?)
But you don't need to blame yourself
You a tiger, stop trying to tame yourself
You gotta be big enough to contain yourself
And get hit with a little forgiveness
Be green, that ain't none of my business
But if you think you're looking good in those torn-ass clothes
You're lyin', which means you need a new wardrobe
Oh! The vision of those shorts kinda scarred me
What, you just rage at a Barney-themed party?
That's probably not something you seen as a child
Not one day did you see your daddy smile

[The Hulk:]
Hulk not strong enough to deal with denial

[Caitlyn Jenner:]
Laying you down easy, that's kitchen tile (Uh!)
Examine this under your microscope
You got no neck, but you still fucking choked
After battling me, you're gonna always be pissed
So the Hulk will stay forever, neither Bruce will exist

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap! Battles! Of history!





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  1. B.... D....

    Hulk won hands down

  2. M.... W....

    Round 2 is needed

  3. D.... S....

    That looks exactly like Caitlin Jenner could be her twin

  4. C.... M....

    Hulk won

  5. M.... D....

    As much as this battle carries so many sjw themes

    Banner's and pre transformation jenner's lines were dope

  6. W.... V....

    Bruce lee?

  7. L.... T....

    orochimaru vs voldemort

  8. B.... B....

    I love how they done the transformation into hulk and Caitlin lol just think this is one of there bests

  9. p.... ....

    Hulk won with you turned one gold medal to a lifetime of green

  10. p.... ....

    When his nails got longer and colored it's like a sailormoon transformation lol

  11. w.... ....

    I was expecting a line from hulk/banner about Bruce killing someone in a car wreck.

  12. R.... c....

    much love :)

  13. A.... ....

    Waste of the Hulk :/

  14. j.... o....

    With Bruce Jenner it seems like epic Trap battle

  15. B.... F....

    yo big fan but this one was infair Hulk didn't get enough time and he was dominating

  16. E.... P....

    Probably the a wierd video to watch in 2019

  17. O.... H....

    "Let me break you down on the molecular level!"
    my favourite line ever

  18. J.... V....

    Idk... Jenner took advantage of the hulks limited intellect. Eh..

  19. A.... ....

    Hulk no challenge

  20. S.... B....

    Hulk no doubt!!!!!!

  21. C.... M....

    “She 18? HULK SMASH” winning line

  22. e.... ....

    I like how both of them turned into a monster after their transformation.

  23. T.... M....

    0:52 for a minuet there I thought he said “I’m a wiener no excuses” I know he said I’m a winner but it sounded like wiener as in ya know no offence

  24. L.... M....

    Bruce banner

  25. I.... W....

    Banner is better than Jenner!!!

  26. G.... P....

    sHe 18? HuLk SmAsH!

  27. I.... B....

    Can we take a second to appreciate how accurate Peter's Bruce Jenner voice is

  28. C.... U....

    I feel like either Bruce Wayne ore Bruce Lee shoulda came and broke them

  29. A.... B....

    She eighteen?





    *HULK SMASH*

  30. o.... g....

    Part 2?

  31. R.... D....

    She 18? Hulk smash

  32. W.... S....

    Hulk smashed!

  33. c.... g....

    eddie van halen vs slash

  34. B.... ....

    All that Hulk makeup for like 30 seconds of screen time...He still won tho🙄

  35. A.... F....

    bruce jenner

  36. R.... A....

    “In this battle, there is no balance.”

    -J. Robert Oppenheimer

    R.... A....

    Hulk SMASH

    R.... A....

    Wow you must came from the future

    R.... A....

    @Mojyo Jojyo "4 days ago"

    R.... A....

    Ray Ash that was the worst erb ever

    R.... A....

    @32 gigs excuse me?
    Ghenfis Khan v Easter bunny?
    Ellen DeGeneres vs Oprah Winfrey?
    Mcdonalds vs Burger King?
    Trump vs Clinton?

  37. C.... S....

    Just one more thing bruce do for cash it was over

  38. D.... L....

    Hulk got - count em - 10 seconds, while Caitlyn got a minute. And Hulk still won

  39. P.... R....

    If we have a rematch, we the Grey Hulk, a sociopath who can smash Jenner to pieces.

  40. T.... D....

    Hulk wins! Bruce Jenner will always be a man. And Epstein didn't kill himself

  41. C.... S....

    My boy hulk got it

  42. d.... ....

    jenner rhymes --
    "yourself
    yourself
    yourself
    yourself"

  43. D.... p....

    Why does bruce sound like RWJ when hes Kaitlyn

  44. v.... e....

    The real winner is whoever talked Mike O'Hearn into this

  45. B.... D....

    Lol I do so love this comment section of this video

  46. T.... T....

    They both lost

  47. X.... ....

    "No gender issue"
    Hulk wins.
    This is so funny

  48. A.... A....

    Hulk:Jenner issue
    My dad:WHEEZE

  49. M.... S....

    Just you being you is enough to diss you.
    RIP

  50. A.... H....

    ERB: "Look we know that ultimately the Hulk would win in every single encounter imaginable, but we run the risk of Bruce Jenner getting pissy at us if we don't let him win"
    Also ERB: *gives double the time and double the L to Brucy boi as Hulk smashes Kylie*

  51. R.... P....

    Out of principle, the hulk. Hands down.

  52. B.... ....

    "Best thing you make? Kylie ass. She eighteen? Hulk SMASH!"

    LOL!

  53. E.... V....

    Real name of this ERB:
    The Hulk vs The Abomination

  54. q.... ....

    BUCKLE UP BUCKEROOZ!!!

  55. M.... B....

    Like me
    🐝🌺🌿🌿🍀🌻🕷🍁 🌿🌺🌹🌹🌾🌾🌿🌺🌺🌺🌻🌻🍀🍁🌼🕷🕷

  56. p.... e....

    You being you is enough to diss you......

  57. V.... ....

    the actor that played the hulk is a far greater athlete than bruce jenner ever was

    V.... ....

    VanillaCreamTV Lou Ferrigno or Mike O’Hearn?

  58. T.... C....

    Hulk smash Bruce Dejennerate

  59. S.... E....

    Jenner needed like 100 verses to insult hulk's clothes. Hulk needed 2 to insult her entire existence.




    Yh that's fair

    S.... E....

    I still wish Hulk got more time. His lines were funny as fuck

    S.... E....

    @FRez don't be an asshole

  60. Q.... M....

    "no identify as man, me thinks cait might understand" best line. and thats why he won.

  61. C.... S....

    And even after this, the Hulk is still a more relatable person then ol dick-swap jenner

  62. J.... L....

    I noticed that they hid a reference in the Lyrics.

    Where NoShame as Caitlin Jenner said, "You're Lying, which means, you need a new Wardrobe" That's a reference to Narnia.

    He said, "You're Lying" part, which sounds like it's being said without the 'G' in it, saying "Lyin'" which sounds like the word 'LION'. then he said "Which means". The word, 'Which' sounds like 'WITCH', and then the lyric ends with 'WARDROBE'


    That's either a coincidence that it's a narnia reference, or they put that in there for Comedy?

    J.... L....

    James Loveland definitely the latter, it’s obviously a Narnia reference

  63. L.... G....

    The first minute of the video by itself is one of the best ERB videos

  64. T.... ....

    Hulk smash 😂🤣

  65. C.... H....

    hulk was smooth with some of those but she got bars when she talked kindly

  66. L.... A....

    Regardless who got more time you whiney adults, it is a great and funny video.

  67. T.... G....

    That was so one sided but litn

  68. R.... 8....

    😂this is so funny

  69. P.... B....

    Hulk is hulk. He wins just by showing up.

  70. A.... H....

    lmaoo Banner transforms into the Hulk and Jenner transforms into fucking Caitlyn i’m dead 😂😂😂

  71. e.... ....

    The battle could have ended at 2:14 and Banner would have still won without the whole lopsided debate.

  72. f.... f....

    Beautiful 🍇

  73. K.... Z....

    How are there so many transphobes in this comment section? Ew

  74. M.... F....

    So the angriest person in the galaxy vs the most mentally retarded person. Good choice

  75. H.... ....

    Another point for Cait: Bruce ended up merging with Hulk so ultimately she was right about neither Bruce existing in the end.

  76. E.... ....

    If Hulk got more lines he would've stomped the entire Lgbt community lmao

  77. D.... Q....

    Jenner got to do all the rapping; by doing this... Lost!

  78. P.... L....

    I think the baddest Bruce is Wayne

  79. S.... L....

    Til now I didn't know the person who runs this channel is one of the letters of the alphabet community.

  80. !.... a....

    Captain America vs Iron Man
    Or Thor vs Star Lord

  81. M.... T....

    "BEST THING YOU MAKE...KYLIE ASS.


    SHE EIGHTEEN? HULK SMASH!!!"


    I'm dying XD

    M.... T....

    😂😂

  82. Y.... P....

    HULK wins

  83. T.... I....

    This battle was clearly biased. Just because someone thinks they're a different gender, doesn't mean they deserve this attention and fame.

  84. R.... M....

    Oh shit!!!

  85. E.... A....

    Shit, you guys are *actually* not wrong :(

    Banner 0:09-0:28 19s
    Jenner 0:28-1:07 39s

    Hulk 1:26-1:35 9s
    Cait 1:36-1:45 9s

    Hulk 1:46-1:55 9s
    Cait 1:55-2:38 43s


    cait = 91s (1:31)
    hulk = 37s (0:37)

  86. S.... W....

    Need a pt 2 with smart hulk lol

  87. M.... ....

    Hulk won just because there is no excuse for bruce jenner wanting a vagina.

  88. E.... G....

    So guess Jenner slipped a quick donation and still lost lmao

  89. L.... D....

    Hey do Freddy Fazbear vs Freddy Krueger

  90. m.... ....

    Who else can't believe Batman didn't show up?

  91. J.... M....

    I need a whole Bruce Banner rap with Lloyd as Bruce

  92. C.... ....

    I think Bruce won

  93. s.... e....

    Bruce banner vs Bruce Wayne

  94. T.... ....

    Hulk won tbh,
    they tried too hard to make it so Jenner wins but lets be honest,
    *_IT_* does not bring any good arguments, bad clothing and hating himself aint a good argument.

    also imagine Hulk won 100%,
    that would piss off the SJWs to the point that their place would get raided.

    T.... ....

    *she, not *it*

    T.... ....

    @The Desk *_S I L E N C E L I B E R A L_*