Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman vs Sherlock Holmes Lyrics
Epic rap battles of history!
Sherlock Holmes!
Vs
Batman!
Begin!
[Batman:]
Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck
I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck
I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash
I've seen better detective work in Tango & Cash
You chump, I kick punks like you off the streets
While you and Velma here are solving Scooby Doo mysteries
Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can
So bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman!
I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain (Holmes explain)
I deduce this deuce stain as Bruce Wayne (The billionaire?)
Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours
To afford the toys he needs (Since he has no superpowers!)
You want a battle, bat? Bring it then (I heard he has a British butler)
Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!
You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill
My sidekick's a doctor (Because his flows are so I'll!)
[Batman and Robin:]
Shut up, nerds, I serve justice, so eat it
My sidekick only comes around...
When he's needed!
Boy Wonder make you wonder how your ass got killed
Bite harder than those hounds down in Baskerville
I'll blast you with that bat-whack-rap repellant
Rappel a building, snatch a villain, then by dinner be chilling
Gotta secret about your homegirl Irene Adler
Took her back to my nest, to bam pow kersplat her
I'll shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand!
Holy Conan Doyle, let's get 'em! Aw God damn!
You're not smart, you're selfish, you endanger everyone's life
Why don't you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife?
Nobody likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
You'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!
[Sherlock Holmes (Dr. Watson):]
This mustn't register on an emotional level...
First, exploit childhood tragedy... then gesture with pipe...
Watson finishes punchline... next, acknowledge compliment
Conclude with killer catchphrase...
I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face
You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste! (Holmes, you've cracked the case!)
You're a bat shit crazy basket case!
(Bloody good rhymes!) I've got tonnes!
Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson (Ohhhhhhh!)
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic! (nananananananana) rap battles of history!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Batman vs Sherlock Holmes Comments
I still have yet to understand why they made batman rap like this 😂😂😂
I’m on the weird side of YouTube again.
Imagine if they did a Round 2 with Animated Batman vs Will Ferrell Sherlock Holmes.
Robin won the whole thing lol
*Robin entered the chat*
*95% of people has left the chat*
#1 Sherlock Holmes
#2 Robin
#3 My dear Watson
#4 Batman
Definitely the most one sided ERB rap battle, but there aware so no more asking salt to wound
I love how they portrayed Holmes in this battle. The way he calculates his last line fits his character so well.
Hmmm Holmes on this one 😥
Sherlock all the way
Holmes I am glad that I had your villains make sure you died just so batman could have his glory for this.
Son of a gun, it's Kyle Mooney.
Nice hat.....dork
Batman wins.
*Because he’s Batman*
Sherlock was a beast in this!
benedict cumberbatch as sherlock would destroy batman
Can we... can we address the fact that Kyle fucking Mooney is in this?
its sad how robin alone killed holmes
Classic battle
Batman won mainly cause of robin
KYLEEEEE
I'd like to see a DC Universe show with the crime-fighting team of Robin and Watson.
Batman always...
No body one
Lloyd was right. That wasn't a cool way to play Batman.
"nice hat... dork! you look like a duck" that for me ended the battle. I was already laughing hard.
Every time I watch this I want Batman to win but homes killed it at the end
Does Joker drop bars?
Carmen Sandiego vs. Catwoman
“nice hat dork, you look like a duck “
You are a BAT!
Sherlock killed it with the elementary mention
Sherlock was so out of beat,didnt even fit the music what an idiot
Robin killed his verse, wish batman would have actually teamed up with him instead of pushing him away
MVP Robin
“Nice hat dork you look like a duck”
Geez bro that’s too far
John Wick vs Neo
okay but robins verse is the only reason Batman's verse was good
BATMAN! WINSSS!
Robin had bars
It hurts my feelings to say this but Sherlock won.
Batman's lyrics sound like they were written by a 5 year old bully 😔
They made Batman seem so much dumber than he is. Batman is legitimately a genius, and they made him seem like a fucking thug.
Joker: "Don't you lay a finger on my Bat you little creep!"
Me: Oh dear Holmes you are in BIG trouble 😂
After this, I didn't think a battle could be this one-sided. Then there came Vlad the Impaler vs Dracula...
Let’s be honest, Robin is the true winner
Robin got some bars
good then he's used to be being served by englishmen 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
I can't belive how good Joker was but he messed up Batman so much
Holmes: *uses smart words to make a plan* As momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!!!
Me:😦😦😦
Robin is the best part of this song
Was it just me or did batman seem uncharastically... stupid... In this battle.
Kyle is now on snl
He played Joker better than Batman
Yeeeeeaaaaa! sherlock's rhymes were I'll af!
Dayam sherlock ruined him haha
Batman won because of Robin, if Robin wasn't in it Sherlock would've won
Batman's line about Scooby Doo is hypocritical for someone who crossed over with the gang.
And then, Phoenix Wright destroys both.
It's evident now why Nice Peter was such a poor Batman. He was really the Joker all along!
PLOT TWIST: ROBIN WON lol
1:43 beautiful.
Batman won
The Guy Who played sherlock also played Alexander the Great
Hes Zack
Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman
If I want to see Batman rap battles I’d watch
1. The Joker Vs The Riddler
2. Mr. Freeze Vs Poison Ivy
3. The Penguin Vs Mad Hatter
4. Two Face Vs The Ventriloquist
5. Harley Quinn Vs Catwoman
6. Bane Vs Killer Croc
Batman: I'M BATMAN.
Sherlock killed bats . No doubt
We all know who won.
"You endanger everyone's life."
This is rich coming from the guy who made children (one of said children being his son) fight criminals, got one of those children killed, and a young woman paralyzed.
They chose to fight crime along Batman, though. It’s not like they were FORCED into doing this.
Batman never wanted them to join, they chose to fight. He tried his best to keep them away, but they wouldn't listen.
Watson and Robin killed me XD
Sherlock shattered bruce waynes universe in his final verse.. fatality
No one talks about the robin bit and that is a crime
can someone explain the elementary line like what does that even mean
Sherlock Holmes always said that on the show when solving a case, basically saying "solving this case was easy simple"
It means it was easy for him to solve the case.
In fact the line doesn't appear in the Conan Doyle books, only later in Sherlock Holmes' films. Holmes did use the word "Elementary" when speaking with Watson :
Excellent!” I cried.
“Elementary,” said he.
And he often called Watson "my dear fellow" "my dear Watson" but he never put the two together.
NICE HAT
DORK
The best part of batman's rap was Robin's part
Sherlock won
messi vs ronaldo
So Robin, does Joker drop bars?
yOu LoOk LiKe a dUCk
Sherlock takes the victory, easily. Weak showing from the Bat.
Where is Dr Robotnik versus Dr Wily?
Actually we could have a whole series on mad doctors...
Batman sounds like he belongs in one of those commercials about those people who burnt a hole in their lung by smoking too much
BATMAN AND ROBIN WON
Robin nocked Sherlock out of the park, but it was a good fight.
no competition..sherlock..no doubt,,
now one
Sherlock Holmes is Irish......
Sorry but Sherlock and John were better even than Joker
I still think it’s absolutely wild that Kyle Mooney played Watson in this
He reminds me of Adam Scott in a batman costume in Parks and Rec.
It's 2019, and I just noticed the British spelling of the word "tonnes". Elementary indeed.
Watsons reactions are my favorite part of this video.
Omg it’s Kyle Mooney