Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman vs Elon Musk Lyrics






[Intro:]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BATMAN!
VERSUS!
ELON MUSK!
BEGIN!

[Batman:]
Tell me, Elon, do you bleed?
It takes a couple of companies for you to succeed
I only got Wayne Enterprises, the Dark Knight rises
They light up the Bat-Signal in time of crisis

My bars drop harder than your failure Starship
You are popular but I don't give two zips!
You sent a car into space and that was useless
You could get high smoking weed on radio stations

Each of your vehicles fail style class
I'm wrecking you like a metal ball to your glass!
Only a-list actors get to play me
Even Count Dracula couldn't slay me

Building up a truck that's not even cyber
More ideas like that and you're fired!
I think Alfred could hire you as a legman
I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!

[Elon Musk:]
Wayne Enterprises? You must be joking
Bruce, what kind of weed are you smoking?
That company was given to you by your father
And you use it to make a bat suit that can't even fly, oh! (fly, oh!)
Man, it's all about the horsepower!
Cybertruck can beat Batmobile in any ways!
150k orders in two days!

Do you not know what succesful is?
Look at your numbers on the Box-Office
Watch Avengers before forming a League of Justice
Your movies are too dark, why so serious?

I got the whole internet behind me
Whatever I do is a trend in history!
Humankind is gonna be on Mars, just chillin'
Stay on Earth and watch yourself become the villain

[Batman:]
Your punches are weak, will they fix it in post
Spat a whole verse and I don't even feel crossed
You are not beloved, you're just a meme!
You are burnt! I hope you brought some sunscreen

[Elon Musk:]
A billionare genius with no superpower?
Oh, Ironman! I knew he sounded familiar
Dig a grave next to Martha, take your coffin
'Cuz my bars will kill you, worse than Robin

[Batman:]
Why did you say that name? Just stop talking!
I'm this close to putting your ass in Arkham!

[Elon Musk:]
You're not even real, motherfucker, so try!
And you'll get to learn how I got this smile

[Outro:]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!





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  1. E.... N....

    You should make a Ben Weider and Jack LaLanne Epic Rap Battles of History

  2. T.... B....

    I don't know why but *Data hack!* is my favourite bit

  3. T.... ....

    Who won? Trick question - both get the guillotine

  4. R.... ....

    Musk's second verse was the best, but Mark's entire just got me cracked up. Zuck one it for ssuree

  5. M.... ....

    That moment when you realize it's Trump vs Putin

  6. M.... B....

    TBH, I think Tesla is complete. I'm seeing teslas on my job almost every day

  7. S.... L....

    I never know what to say when I’m asked what my favorite music is, like it’s a tie between many battles from Epic Rap Battles of History, which isn’t always historical or real people.

  8. R.... K....

    "You need to start to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired"

    Listen I'm trying

  9. A.... L....

    Yes, Elon Musk is BORING.

  10. T.... B....

    Look, this battle is great and all but I can’t be the only one who thinks a better opponent for Zuckerberg would have been Tom Anderson.

  11. T.... G....

    Musk won, in my opinion.

  12. N.... B....

    “Cuz I’m Zuck! I don’t even fuckin’ blink!!” 😆😂🤣...Dead!

  13. B.... P....

    Elon Musk definitely :P

  14. V.... A....

    реп зашёл

  15. C.... B....

    Notice how the Zucc doesn't blink once throughout the entire battle (except the sleeping part)

  16. u.... ....

    Shouldn't it be vs Bezos?

  17. C.... C....

    Was it me or was there a apartheid diss😂

  18. n.... S....

    Lmao my older sister saw me watching this and exactly said:”That dude is cute”-(Elon musk)

  19. J.... R....

    Only problem with Zuckerberg, hed never say so many words together lol

    J.... R....

    So true 😆

  20. D.... N....

    If starlink succeeds Elon could just ban Facebook in every country without net neutrality

  21. B.... ....

    No one:

    Elon Musk: *launches into space from the Ocean*

  22. M.... K....

    your platform launches nothing but depression - who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection - BOOM!

  23. D.... O....

    How’d you get the guy who plays Zuckerburg to not blink

  24. J.... L....

    This is the best pair ever

  25. G.... B....

    Me. OMG he hasn't closed his eyes once this is so coo-
    Closed eyes at (you need to start sleeping)
    Me. NOOOO

  26. T.... B....

    Mongolia President vs USA president

  27. A.... f....

    Someone *really* needs to send this to Elon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  28. V.... j....

    you for got the slave worked emerald mine

  29. J.... C....

    12:46am EST,12/28/19. Kermit the Frog, MZ.

  30. J.... H....

    jack Bezos vs jack ma?

  31. D.... G....

    wait that nigga mark had porn on his computer when showing "elons family" and when he said its dark

  32. C.... B....

    mark won because of I don't even fucking blink

  33. M.... ....

    I don't think Elon blinks either

  34. S.... H....

    That was one of the better ERB's that I have ever heard.

  35. K.... ....

    kinda racist

  36. P.... /....

    the zucc shouldn't have tried to beat my boi Elon musk

  37. A.... W....

    Nicolae Ceaşescu vs. Jànos Kàdàr vs. Bolesław Bierut vs. Erich Honecker vs. Nikita Chruszczow

  38. N.... ....

    Skynet Vs Computer (Dexter's lab)

  39. A.... D....

    Elon Musk forever 😁

  40. M.... A....

    Tony Stark vs Bruce Wane

  41. V.... J....

    Flosssin since you double crossed the Winklevoss twins

  42. K.... D....

    Zuckerberg clowned dude the whole rap. Out flexed him and outroasted him.

  43. S.... D....

    Tbh you should have asked the real Elon musk to play his part. He'd have probably been up for it

  44. D.... f....

    Zuckerberg won hands down (in my opinion)

  45. *.... ....

    1:55 Rare sighting of mark zuckerberg blinking

  46. D.... ....

    Musk had better flow, Zuck had better burns

  47. L.... S....

    "I DON'T EVEN FRICKING BLINK" - Mark Zuckerberg

    L.... S....

    Update: OMG HE DOES- I was watching a video with mark Zuckerberg in it and he blinked 🤯

  48. T.... G....

    Hai. Im Bernie Sandas....

  49. P.... X....

    Elon musk

  50. b.... ....

    It’s hard to choose who won.

  51. N.... E....

    Imma give this one to the Zuck

  52. d.... ....

    That blink line gets me every fucking time 😂

  53. S.... M....

    1:35 Can we talk about how good & smooth that part sounds?

  54. L.... G....

    Please Try it in 1.25 Speed! it sounds awesome!!

  55. 9.... A....

    After Elon laughed his ass off at the drowned deer in Pewdiepie's meme review, he's automatically the winner

  56. S.... ....

    Elon Musk vs. Kermit the Frog

  57. V.... P....

    Who also thought those triangles would turn into Star Of David?

  58. F.... T....

    I hate artificial intelligence however I hate Mark soulless Ginger Jew cuckoldBurg even more so I'm rooting for Elon Musk in this rap battle.

  59. T.... I....

    “Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection” nail in the coffin

    T.... I....

    What ever happened to Tom?

    T.... I....

    Dakota Jones he got ligma

    T.... I....

    @Talal Ido Oh, that's bad.

  60. u.... ....

    As much as I hate to admit it, Zuckerberg won this in my book.

  61. R.... ....

    Elon sounds Stan from South Park

  62. M.... M....

    Yankvic shoulda played Elon





    Elon won

  63. A.... N....

    I've watched this many times, and this watch through was the first time I spotted the hallucinations of Mark Zuckerberg in the background when he is telling Elon we can all see you're tired. Props to the post-team, editors, and special effects team

  64. r.... ....

    Real life comic book villains

  65. N.... P....

    This is late, but Zuckerberg closes his eyes more than Musk in this, which is ironic because one of his lines is "I don't even fucking blink".

  66. B.... B....

    How is discovering your aunt kind of racist?

  67. j.... ....

    Elon Musk clearly won before the battle even started

  68. Z.... S....

    Eminem vs snoopdog

    It would be awesome if you were to get the real rappers

  69. H.... ....

    Old Musky won on principle.

  70. s.... ....

    Zuck wob hands down

  71. D.... J....

    Zuck killed him in the end. Facebook is a true cash cow. None of the companies Elon has worked on / built have come close to making a sustainable profit, except for PayPal. However, that was only after eBay bought it. It was later spun off from eBay and is now worth $127 billion.

    D.... J....

    Cash cow it might be... but it is also one of the worst fucking things humanity has produced since the internet came around. The world would be so much better off if Facebook had never been created.

  72. N.... R....

    Elon is just mortal he can't fuck with the slenderman

  73. M.... ....

    Zuckerburg sounds like yoda

  74. O.... B....

    0:46 reddit is on it twice

  75. T.... R....

    do Luke vs Rey with daddy issues...

  76. N.... ....

    It should have rather been "Elon Musk vs Jeff Besos"

  77. D.... M....

    Did you get a robot to play Zuckerturd? Or was that the real Mark

  78. B.... ....

    You act like Elon musk wouldn’t actually do this video

    B.... ....

    He even tweeted about having defeated Suckerberg ya know

  79. d.... ....

    i call it a draw.

  80. U.... G....

    Vine vs tik tok

  81. D.... N....

    I say mark tbh

  82. K.... S....

    This was basically Sheldron(Ron from HP and SHeldon from BBT) vs Tod Howard

  83. M.... M....

    I hate how Mark Zuckerberg acts like he is a genius or a scientist, he developed an app and created a website, well, more of ripped off actually. He doesn't know shit about technology compared to 50% of the 1st world population, he is just a kid who got lucky.

  84. D.... L....

    Mark sounds like Kermit the frog

  85. j.... c....

    so stupid

  86. H.... P....

    Zuckerberg crushed it

  87. R.... M....

    Okay mark saying he needs to sleep is very hypocritical

  88. O.... M....

    We need trump vs Pelosi

  89. K.... ....

    You should have mentioned the fact that Elon loves anime and the consequences of certain tweets.

  90. K.... R....

    "Set your self driving truck to haul your ass home"

    This battle predicted the Tesla Cybertruck

  91. S.... C....

    Why does zuckerberg sound like Sheldon in this video

  92. A.... F....

    mark zuckerburg

  93. T.... G....

    This part 1:17 till this part 1:42 is hands down the best part

    T.... G....

    @xddominic fine then my favorite part

    T.... G....

    @xddominic i just think it's funny and creative... that's why