Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin Lyrics
[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Ash Ketchum!
Versus!
Charles Darwin!
[Ash Ketchum:]
Darwin wants to battle? Doesn't seem like a fight
But this should be fun! I've yet to catch a ghost type
Got the highest speed stat, drop rhymes lightning fast
Open my pockets and go (Charizard) on your ass
Cause I'm Ash! And that's A-to-the-Shush!
I don't care how many beetles and butterflies you squooshed
Your earthworms can't beat these magical beasties
Your shit-talking mouth is the Origin of Feces
In this ecosystem, I'm the dominant species
When it's time to train, I turn to Pikachu. (Pika!)
But when I need a weak verse, I choose you
[Charles Darwin:]
Hello there, welcome to a world called Earth
Where actual minds do groundbreaking work
If you're looking for the fittest, I'm the natural selection
You're so ineffective, you couldn't even turn eleven
What you spit's just not hard-hitting enough
It's kid stuff, you're soft like a Jigglypuff
You got no Game Boy. So you'll get the broom quick
The real Ash packs a much bigger BOOMSTICK
I'm a masterful naturalist
What I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap on your laughable list
My research reversed the first words of the Church
You measure your worth by the sales of your merch!
[Ash Ketchum:]
Yo, um... real quick
This dude spent eight years studying barnacle dick
Kick it! You think I'm impressed by your boat trip? Please
You're the most annoying thing on a Beagle since fleas
You're a glitchy old man best left out at sea
Set sail and Galápago-suck on these
[Charles Darwin:]
Look, Mighty Morphin Michael Vick
Your animated slave fights make me sick
When I battle a foe from so simple a beginning
I'm not Charles Sheen but I am Dar-winning
[Ash Ketchum:]
Man, if that's true, then nature is cruel
Cause the only thing you're winning is your cousin's gene pool
You lost three children while they were still small
TB and scarlet fever, gotta catch 'em all
[Charles Darwin:]
It took millions of years for mankind to evolve
Now they're hunched over cellphones playing with your balls
And it was hard losing my daughters and their brother
As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother
[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic... rap battles of history!
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Epic Rap Battles Of History Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin Comments
“Mighty Morphin’ Michael Vick” Darwin won 💀 end of battle, go home, drive home safely 💀
*DAVID HOGG VS GRETA THUNBERG*
Ash destroyed Darwin
"My research reversed the first words of the church
You measure your worth by the sales of your merch"
See, Jake Paul? This is how you use correctly the merch/church rhyme in a rap song.
1:00 is so incredibly cool looking.
Ash should've just said "Okay Boomer"
Why does no one appreciate the Evil dead references
I’m like the only one who thinks Ash won.
YOU COULDNT EVEN TURN 11 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
your so ineffective you couldn't turn 11.......
battle's over
"Your so ineffective
You couldn't even turn 11"
That was so fire ash ketchum turned in to litteral *ash*
You can't win with just that lazy, easy and lame last line.
Ash Ketchum: OK Boomer !!
Charles Darwin: Shut up you Zoomer !!
the most random people ever chosen
Ash won idc idc
Nobody:
My brain at 5 in the morning:
THATS A TO SHUSH!!
Ashes to Ashes
too bad ashll never shag
hell never hit legal age
I'm sorry. I really am. I love Pokemon. But.......
Lmfao!! "You're so ineffective, you couldn't even turn 11"
Why he so mean!?
Ash Ketchup?
Really is no talking about how awful that Charlie Sheen line was.
It was all right, just an oblique reference to Charlie Sheen's crazy "I'm not bipolar! I'm bi-winning!" quote from that one TV interview.
@BloodyBay yeah i got reference but it doesn't really fit in. its only in there because charlie is almost Charles. when every other line is one point and fits well that one stands out.
@Nathan Price Fair enough.
my name is cody ass nuts benson and I love little weeners ans butt farts my mom is a slut she got that hoooooo….haaaaaa pussy in my mouth and it tast like clamato yo
“As hard as the wood oak gave your mother”
Holy. Shit.
I’m fully subscribed to Charles idea
Sorry Ash but Charles lines were devastating, holy shit
I know who won, Ash Williams.
I thougt ash was pretty cringe tho
Darwin spits rap faster than the Galapagos finches evolved. Natural selection is the winner here.
bruh, not being able to turn 11 is an advantage, because if you can't age, you're immortal.
0:18 that part was sick
I would say it was brutal from both sides.
Mighty morphing Mike Vick lol
“YO, umm, real quick, this dude spent 8 YEARS studying BARNACLE DICK”
“Hard as the wood oak gave your mother”
“Tb and scarlet fever, gotta catch em all”
No mercy at all
yo mama jokes always win by default, so yeah, i wasnt impressed, i was more like "meh, whatever" lol
ps:- i dont really watch pokemon , have barely watched like 10 episodes when i was a kid lol
Darwin: *starts rapping*
Ash: ok boomer
Seems like someone getting an darwin awards
Nice Peter always wins
Erin from Attack on Titan
vs
Naruto
Manifest — To be evidence of; prove
Man if that’s (Manifest) true; then nature is cruel;
Ash just questioned and told Darwin to prove the existence of evolution. Questioned the theory. In half a bar. Most slept on and best bar of the entire battle.
Charles: your so ineffective, you couldn’t even turn eleven
If you are looking for the fittest i am the Natural Selection.
That's what we call a draw.
Darwin won definetly
When the person who says the line “TB and scarlet fever, gotta catch ‘em all.” loses... you know it’s good.
Ash won
@Gawdlike Ash lost.
"As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother."
- Darwin
Jesus Ash is annoying as fuck
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Darwin won; but can we appreciate Ash's flow in verse one?
how can Darwin not even mention that evolution doesn't even work that way.
Kid didnt stand a chance lol
"You lost 3 children while they were still small / TB and Scarlet Fever, gotta catch 'em all!" Holy shit that line is savage.
ASH WINS
Who won
Ash:so close
Charles:so close
Wood and his oak:WON WHILE ONLY BEING IN THE RAP FOR .2 seconds
Damn...Darwin wrecked Ash with that last line
Charles Darwin: hello there
r/prequelmemes: General Darwin
Bruh the last half of this Darwin literally destroyed him.
Why does nice peter have to be in every rap
In my opinion its kind of a tie
Flow: Ash
Roasts:Darwin
Ash had great roasts but darwin burnt him.
And darwin had good flow but ashes flow was great
IMO Ash's burns hit harder because Darwin was a real person and all that shit really happened. Pokemon's canon is kinda muddy so Darwin's insults don't hit as hard.
Kinda sad, I wish Ray William Johnson was playing Ash. I know he wanted to
Darwin deleted Ash from the gene pool.
The production in this battle is severely under appreciated.
As soon as I saw Jessie and James, I was expecting _them_ to jump in and start rapping! But no, they just got shocked into oblivion.
If this rap battle can just afford to toss in random cameos of Team Rocket and Ash Williams, it _has_ to be well-heeled! :-)
Charles killed his ass
Christie Yamaguchi vs Michelle Kwan
Ash Ketchum won
After Pokemon Sword and Shield, Darwin's line, "You measure your worth by the sales of your merch." Hits closer to home.
0:59 Darwin wins
Shouldn’t this have been Darwin vs. Professor Oak? Just saying
Darwin won.
Dayumn “not as hard as the wood that Oak have your mother” dayumn...Charles you got this one xD
Mario vs Luigi
Why......
This one was a tie, but props for the GAMEBOY music!
I think Darwin won, don’t let my profile pic fool u, or do let it becuz it just did because ash just swept the floor with him
How come nobody is talking about “cause the only thing you’re winning is your cousins gene pool”?
Ash wins
Despite the fact that it’s unlikely that Oak is Ash’s dad, man that has to be one of the most Brutus lines in ERB history
Darwin rescued this so fucking hard with that Oak line
Next Pokémon vs peta
pink vs black panther
Mighty Morphin Micheal Vick! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Is no one gonna talk about ash's line: "your a glitchy old man best left out at sea"?
That one took me a while to realize but its a good one
Something tells me it’s a MissingNo joke.
1:48 Ok boomer
Are people really giving the win based on a "Yo mama" joke?
サトシー...
日本人のいたら
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The little grin Peter gives at the end of his Oak line wins the battle :)
Guess all that hard Oak grinding created some Ash
Darwin always win. That's the principle.
zizographie
No
"As hard as the wood that oak gave your mother"
Charles won
Carmine Spina
It’s not even canon so no
I love the instrumental for this its so epic reminds me of the epic music from pokemon
Ash vs yugi moto
Ash ketchum vs Ash Williams please
Anyone noticed ash ketchum = Ash cathc em
Is it bad that i dont understand mighty morphin Michael vick
Michael Vick is an American football player who served prison time for participating in illegal dog fights, similar to how Ketchum participates in Pokémon battles [something Darwin elaborates on in his next line]. "Mighty morphin'" refers to the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers which, like Pokémon, originated from Japan and spawned an entire franchise aimed at young boys involving monster fights. "Morphin" is used as a reference to evolution.
Thanks now it sounds like a very DARect hit
1:54 ITS OVER
Louis Vergara lol yeah,we all know the vids over bud
The Real Ash has a BOOM STICK
Darwin's last line probably won it for him, if not the rest.
... Hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother
Ash Ketchum tried to swim in lava
Holy shit why is this one so good?!
Every line is witty and the flow is great! 10/10 I'm as hard as Oak.
who else thinks dude looks like john lithgow?