Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle Lyrics






[Eminem]
Yo, speed racer, 97' burgundy Blazer
Wanted for burglary, had to ditch the mercury tracer
I'm on some low ish,
I'm fed up wit the being broke ish
I'm not to joke wit
Bitch, I don't sell crack, I smoke it
My brains dusted; I'm disgusted at all my habits
Too many asprin tablets and empty medicine cabinets
Loosing battles to wack rappers 'cause I'm always too blunted
Walkin' up in the cypher smokin', talkin' like, "Who want it?"
Thug and crook; every drug in the book I've done it
My 9's at your frame,is that your chain? Run it
Who wants to die of an overdose of excessive flavor?
Aggressive nature got me stickin' you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your mom's Acura, wrecked it, then sold it back to her
( Right right right ! ! ! ) (( Ding ! ! ! ))
The doctors you'll need after our battle are known as psychiatrics
I'll tell the nurses to hold a bed for you,
and I'ma make sure you come back for it
So barricade your infants, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses ( Ooh )
..Take em' on long vacation trips
Kidnappin' em' and trappin' em' in abusive relationships
Mess up your face and lips
Slit your stomach and watch your gut split
Gut you wit that razor that I use to shave my nuts wit ((Laughter))
Mama don't you cry, your son's too far gone
I'm so high, I don't even know what label I'm on
I'm messed up, feelin' like an over worked plumber
I'm sick of the crap, what's Dr. Kevorkian's phone number? ( Ha.. Hot )





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  1. G.... ....

    I miss those kind freestyles and flows and stuff all the old hip hop, I miss everything it was great it still is but not as good as it was back than.Yall agree?

  2. J.... L....

    Still not better than daylyt freestyle or black thought but fire

  3. A.... L....

    This may be his best freestyle available on youtube

    A.... L....

    I guess you never seen black thought or daylyt freestyle

    A.... L....

    @Jim Lahey TrailerParkSupervisor I guess you dont know how to read very well

    A.... L....

    @Arthur Lima oh shit... guess i dont lol

  4. J.... S....

    Anybody catch MC Juice vibing at 1:20. Took me until now to realize it

  5. A.... G....

    Dr Dre signed him off this appearance of the wake up show

  6. T.... S....

    Dr. Kevorvian hahahahah

  7. B.... L....

    When em had enough drugs in him to put an entire African village to sleep for a month..

  8. A.... D....

    What’s the beat for the second half of the freestyle from?

  9. G.... ....

    This white dude has potential.

  10. s.... d....

    whats that second beat? the executioners? someone help

  11. M.... H....

    ❤ my childhood man

  12. S.... *....

    Em's classic verses, vs Nick Cannons current verses...

    S.... *....

    Correction Nick's career

  13. y.... ....

    Nick Cannon really wants THESE problems?? 😂😂

  14. i.... ....

    I had to include this in a video about eminem being a lyrical genius

  15. A.... M....

    What's the second instrumental?

  16. g.... ....

    the last bars he didnt spit at the end was: "I'M A LIAR TO START SHIT/GOT YOUR BITCH WRAPPED AROUND MY DICK SO TIGHT YOU NEED A CROWBAR TO PRY HER APART WITH". Only the real ones know that shiiii

  17. T.... D....

    Jeez.. who is this??

  18. A.... O....

    Legendary

  19. O.... ....

    @0:38 - Not too many at all top Eminems creativity/style/vocabulary - This is a Master Piece Of A Freestyle!

  20. A.... S....

    It's funny how this is fire and the one with him and Proof in a car is shit. Almost like one of them was pre written.

    A.... S....

    Its obvious this pre written the one with him and proof isn't

  21. P.... M....

    Best shit ever 🔥🔥🔥🔥💕💕💕

  22. m.... m....

    Paul back there looking like an emoji

  23. B.... W....

    Met a Retarded kid named greg...i miss this eminem so bad...drive bys in corvettes on vietnam vets wtf

  24. m.... m....

    Look at that focus dude that stare ur triiiiipin

  25. T.... ....

    Someone can write lyrics?

  26. J.... ....

    This is the Shady that captured the minds of a whole generation

  27. N.... ....

    This dude is fuckin trash. I don't know why everybody thinks he's the GOAT.

  28. Y.... G....

    UNDER PRESSURE BY LOGIC THATS DOPE

  29. V.... J....

    Who would ever knew that Sway would work for Eminem back then when Eminem was struggling to be heard and made his first appearance with Sway and Tech?

  30. T.... C....

    classic beat plays...
    Em: "met a retarded kid named greg with a wooden leg..."

    lmfao

  31. A.... M....

    Mc juice in there hating

  32. x.... ....

    So nasty wit it!

  33. A.... A....

    Whats the name of the beat in first freestyle

    A.... A....

    Kick in the door - biggie

    A.... A....

    @Rich Gommer thank you

    A.... A....

    @Ali Aljanabi no problem

  34. Y.... U....

    1:21 mc juice?

  35. I.... G....

    Does this manz have lungs?

  36. M.... R....

    No way that second verse is off the top lol

  37. F.... G....

    1:21 Juice?

    F.... G....

    1:19 - 1:24 -im more towards droppin a acapella to chop a fella to mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller- !

  38. R.... ....

    So crazy

  39. M.... T....

    Back when his shit was REAL👊🏼

  40. M.... N....

    😂😂😂 And people think that MGK is better LOL

  41. R.... M....

    Eminem was heard in L.A the rest was all history... had to hook up with Dr.Dre Snoop G-Unit Doggpound Xzibit and the rest was history... the West Coast lit this dude and he holds the crown

  42. t.... s....

    Under pressure by logic

  43. F.... 1....

    Juice beat him tho in his prime

    F.... 1....

    Fbz 18 he wasnt at his prime yet 😂 wasn't even signed yet and it was a controversial loss so really did he lol

  44. A.... T....

    On Vietnam war vets? I don’t understand or like that line. I doubt he meant it, probably just came out, but still, that was a stupid thing to say!

    A.... T....

    drivebys on vietnam war vets








    obviously it came out it's a god damn freestyle. You wouldn't want to choke, or mess up, during a freestyle

    A.... T....

    tech support you’re an idiot. Thanks for repeating pretty much what I said, good job 👍🏼

    A.... T....

    @Alan Thornton did you press read more, idiot? Fuck all of this, why are you so offended just because of one line?

    A.... T....

    "was a very stupid thing to say!" you sound like a fucking middle aged single mom by saying that. Why don't you try to fucking freestyle? What makes it so stupid? What a fucking dumbass

  45. C.... C....

    History

  46. J.... C....

    This is Crazy Dope but I feel Slim is better then ever now. His cadence and flow is a lot crazier now a days especially on this new kamikaze shit bull always been too raw.

  47. R.... R....

    Storin dead body's and grandma's lil basement? Lol

  48. K.... ....

    "Dr. Cavorcian has arrived to perform an autopsy on you while you scream I'm still alive! driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp and pulling your Adam's Apple out through your mouth"

    K.... ....

    nigga it's Dr. Kevorkian, a man who euthanized over a hundred people while euthanasia was still illegal.

  49. H.... R....

    That Jimmy Hendrix reference was just golden.

  50. C.... ....

    2018/6/15 SO COOL

  51. M.... ....

    That first one was classic Slim Shady. Fuck I miss when he was that raw.

  52. P.... V....

    This freestyle is from 1997?

  53. n.... ....

    1:19 the craziest bar ever spit

    n.... ....

    fuckin part was nuts bro

  54. B.... V....

    It would terrify me to face this guy in a rap battle

  55. R.... k....

    THE best freestyle going

    R.... k....

    too bad its written

  56. L.... T....

    Written cool, but I'm not sure if it was rehearsed. still even if it was rehearsed, it was written. but who knows when and how many verses he had in between these absolutely legendary verses with divine flows! #ridindick

    L.... T....

    LattaWhitlow Technician technically it isn't dick riding if it's true I mean nobody has yet to touch Eminem in any aspect of rap I used to think some underground artists were close but in comparison they ain't even on the same fucken planet..

  57. M.... M....

    Who knows the name of the second beat?

  58. C.... P....

    “.....coming back to get your foster mommas, I’m as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus.” GOT DAMN!!!!!!

  59. F.... P....

    He was on lsd while doing this

  60. B.... L....

    early em was fuckin ridiculous

  61. S.... W....

    Greatest Rapper Alive.PERIOD.

    S.... W....

    SmithN' Wesson eyedea

  62. Z.... C....

    Look how far he’s come! His freestyles look effortless!

  63. M.... M....

    One of the illest, Eminem and Royce are the kings of Detroit

  64. E.... F....

    Haters be like “ that shit was written “

    E.... F....

    lmao that's because it was.. you ain't a real stan if you don't know that

  65. C.... L....

    Eminem is a rap god.

  66. l.... ....

    *Beat??*

  67. S.... B....

    wich year was that?

  68. P.... J....

    BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH A MENTALLY HANDICAPPED YOUNG MAN BY THE NAME OF GREGORY

  69. j.... n....

    I'ma just put this out there n see who grabs it Yo. Who knows what the 2nd instrumental, EM flowed on?

  70. I.... ....

    1:03 *in ems mind* time to fucking murder everyone

  71. M.... W....

    its so strange how its entetainment for those in the room, but its his life and living for him

    M.... W....

    It is their life as well. That's the Wake Up Show, Sway & King Tech, they live & breathe Hip Hop, it is not just entertainment for them.

  72. z.... t....

    almost fell asleep on the wake up show- eminem says on calm down by busta rhymes ft eminem

  73. Z.... M....

    Met a retarded kid named Greg, with a wooden leg, snatched it off and beat him over the head with the peg, (I) go to bed with a keg, wake up with a 40, mixed up with Alcatel's to inform me (the?) 44D

    Forget an acid tab I strap the whole sheet to my forehead, wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead, no more said, case closed, end of discussion, we blowin' up like spontaneous human combustion

    Leavin' you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas, cross the bombers, we blowin' up your house, killin' your parents, comin' back to get your foster mommas, and I'm as good at keepin' a promise as Nostradamus 'cuz I ain't makin' no more threats, I'm doin' drive-by's in tinted corvettes on Vietnam war vets, I'm more or less sick in the head, maybe more 'cuz I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before, saboteur, walk the block with a (Labrador?), strap at more Corral for war than El Salvador, foul style galore, verbal cow manure, coming together like an eyebrow of Al B. Sure!

    It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns, and metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord, warlord of rap that will bash you with a two by four board and smash into your Honda Accord with a four-door Ford, but I'm more toward droppin' an acappella to top a fella the mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller, got you locked in a cellar, with your skeleton showin', developing anorexia, while I'm standin' next to ya eatin' a full course meal watching you starve to death, put an IV in your vein feedin' you liquid Darvoset, I'm full of drugs, pull the plugs from the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs to be picked up in an ambulance and driven to receivin' with the asses ripped out of they pants and givin' a less than 20% chance of livin', have a possible placement as a hospital patient, storin' their dead bodies in grandmas little basement, Dr. Kevorkian has a right to perform an autopsy on you while you screamin' "I'm still alive!", drivin' a rusty scalpel into the top of your scalp and pullin' your Adam's apple out through your mouth, better call the fire department and fire the arsonist (who) set fire to carpet and burned up your entire apartment

    Z.... M....

    coming together like an eyebrow of ( AL B. Sure! ) name of a producer with 2 eyebrows touching eachother

    Z.... M....

    *Mix it in with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44 D

  74. S.... H....

    So miss this era and style of hip hop, too bad Em don't go off like this no more, but my word this is brilliant

  75. F.... ....

    The Greatest.

  76. C.... C....

    Who would of thought over 10 years later Eminem basically owns the station that plays the wake up show now

  77. k.... m....

    EM is at his emperor stage he is past warlord insane

  78. r.... h....

    Under pressure by logic brought me here :3

  79. R.... C....

    Everyone saying that this is Em at his best is just a bunch of opinionated bull shit. The thing is Em is always at his best. Every album this motherfucker drops always has great lyrics and wordplay. It is true that Em did having a falling out with some of his albums, but the man always fucking delivers in someway no matter what. Im a die hard Em fan and I just think this man is always at his prime. He never lets his true fans down. You cannot argue that.

    R.... C....

    and yes I know that is a bunch of opinionaged bullshit as well, but it has a lot of truth behind it.

    R.... C....

    Robert Caserta eyedea

  80. T.... B....

    Better call the fire department ive hired an arson to set fire to carpets and burnt down your whole apartment

  81. g.... ....

    "Maybe more,'cos I smoked crack today,yesterday and the day before"
    Fucking genius.

  82. L.... S....

    Holy shit

  83. Y.... H....

    more lirecal than coran

  84. Z.... T....

    UNDER PRESSURE

  85. M.... S....

    anyone know the second beat?

  86. e.... ....

    Logic anyone?

  87. J.... L....

    This full freestyle session is on youtube. Search up Eminem, Juice, Akinyele freestyle. Its not the completely full recording, but it has a lot more of the session.

  88. K.... B....

    Overrated but still good for 1998. Lil Wayne and Drake can rap circles around him.

    K.... B....

    @***** Weezay and Drizzy are the greatest rappers and even better than Biggy and 2pac.

    K.... B....

    Kar B Bitch, please you must have a mental disease assume the position and get back down on your knees

    K.... B....

    This guy is trolling. Its not a chick in her twenties. Its a fat bald dude looking to get people like you mad. It is pathetic.

    K.... B....

    Y'all are dumb ass fuck Drake is a pop star not a rapper he don't write non of his shit most overrated and you can barely understand Wayne now just cus you have radio hits don't make you the best rapper Em has best word play punchlines and one of the best lyricst of all time but y'all rather have catchy beats cus y'all are to dumb and don't understand bars Em isn't my favorite rapper but Wayne and Drake not on his level for one Wayne said if Em came for him he wouldn't do anything he said he knows he not on Em's level and Drake said Em is the greatest and that's why Pusha T called Wayne and Drake out Wayne was smart enough to not respond and well we all know Drake got murdered by Pusha T just so y'all know Em could just record farts and burp noises and out sell every one he got 2 diamond albums only other rapper that went diamond is PAC

  89. A.... E....

    Everytime Em always do a freestyle he kills it

  90. S.... B....

    whats the name of the first beat?

    S.... B....

    Show Box kick in the door biggie smalls

  91. R.... S....

    is this 1997?

  92. P.... ....

    I love how Em would crank out that maniacal Slim Shady chuckle after spitting the most wickedly nasty shit. 😂 #FuckingClassic

  93. O.... ....

    And the rest was history

  94. L.... J....

    Classic....Eminem has said some of the most wild shit I've ever heard on wax

    L.... J....

    That’s why he’s the greatest rapper I’ve ever heard

  95. D.... F....

    ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS