Eminem - The Kiss (Skit) Lyrics






[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to fuckin' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this bitch.
[Gary] Yo' man, I don't know.
[Eminem] What?
[Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin' about this.
[Eminem] Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.
[Gary] Allright, just let me park. I'm parking!
[Eminem] Fuckin', turn the car off dog.
[Gary] Alright.
[Eminem] Alright, we wait.
[Gary] We wait for what?
[Eminem] We wait until she comes out. Man, i'm gonna fuckin' kill her.
[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody.
[Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog.
[Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for?
[Eminem] Just shut up, fuckin' clip is empty.
[Gary] Don't point that shit at me!
[Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look!
[Gary] Dude! God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit.
[Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as fuck.
[Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
[Eminem] It get's you every time. Is that her?
[Gary] Where?
[Eminem] Right there motherfucker.
[Gary] Yeah, fuck.
[Eminem] Alright, get up, get up.
[Gary] Here we go again.
[Eminem] Get down!
[Gary] What the fuck do you want me to do get under the car?
[Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with?
[Gary] How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
[Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
[Gary] I don't think so.
[Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin' kissed him.
[Gary] No, she didn't!
[Eminem] She's kissing him dog!
[Gary] No she's not...oh shit.
[Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker!
[Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!





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  1. K.... C....

    Fuck I love him

  2. K.... W....

    HAHAHAH NOW WE KNOW HE'S NOTHING BUT A FAKE GANGSTA ... SOY WHITE BOY....LOL tough boy.... POS weak ass bitch!

  3. C.... A....

    Cliff hanger

  4. T.... Z....

    how did no one realized......eminem saw kim kissing john guerra and em attacks him with the unloaded gun......jesus...

  5. L.... B....

    Volkswagen "La Cucaracha" 3-tone door chime at 1:09

    L.... B....

    Yooo chill😂

    L.... B....

    For real? You know that but no one can tell me what the song is in the beginning?

  6. d.... w....

    We all been here

  7. n.... c....

    I remember listening to this skit as a kid it used to make me laugh everytime.

  8. W.... M....

    Possibile tumor in my head,
    An artery touching a nerve

  9. m.... p....

    It could've been fraud just to get a reaction out of a successful rapper to sue him for his fortunes. At the same time if a cheater gives you a deadly disease from cheating behind your back they don't get life for murder. Always keep tabs of people you don't know you can trust 100%. 99.99% of time you'll realize you could blame yourself for being stupid enough to trust someone stupid enough to ruin your life, which, makes it easier to handle things peacefully. The other .01% is knowing that karma for _them_ is going to be _your_ bitch.

    m.... p....

    material pattern that’s how dicks be gettin drips

  10. j.... h....

    does anyone know what song is playing in the backround at the beginning?

  11. d.... s....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXJGNP1OFA the song in the background

  12. C.... ....

    Lights, action, camera's flashing.
    Managers, sponsers, concerts and monster mashin'.
    Mosh, everyone trashing.
    Labedors little action to never get bashin
    Turn the mic on on the unaware attraction
    Whipe his ass to America's black and marilyn manson. (Hahaha)

    Is this simular to what he said? Help me figure this shit out guys. Some shit doesn't rlly make sense at all but it's what I heard

    C.... ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXJGNP1OFA

    C.... ....

    Can’t lie, that sounds just about spot fucken on bro. You have some good ears.

    C.... ....

    @Big Al it was pretty difficult tho. But thanks!

    C.... ....

    @danil s That one is a little different I think

  13. M.... B....

    Sounds like its from gta san andreas lol

  14. E.... G....

    Where can that exact song playing in the background with that exact beat?

  15. E.... G....

    That freestyle in the background

  16. D.... S....

    Back when Em was laying shit down

    D.... S....

    you are retarded, eminem always laying shit down

  17. E.... L....

    2018 Brasil

  18. M.... D....

    But when someone seems too good to be true
    They usally are but see
    When your in it its to hard to see
    Till you pull up and see some other dudes car parked and
    Reach up under the seat
    As your heart starts to beat
    Be for you make a decision thats life altering
    And just as you halt and you turn and you start to leave
    You hear them words echoing , almost haunting
    That most taunting ring

    M.... D....

    louie galindo n

  19. G.... C....

    wasnt this based on kim kissing a known associate of the insane clown posse and then Eminem gettung arrested fir concealed weapon

    G.... C....

    Not exactly. This skit is based on Kim kissing the bouncer at the Hot Rocks Cafe, a bar located in Warren, Michigan. People confuse the ICP incident with this because they occurred within hours of one another on the same day: June 3, 2000. In the afternoon that day, Eminem was driving in an entirely different city, Royal Oak, Michigan, when he spotted Douglas Dail, a producer and associate of ICP, in the parking lot of an auto-parts store. Eminem ordered his driver to pull into the parking lot, exchanged words with Dail, flashed, and then pointed his pistol at Dail. Dail called the cops and Eminem was arrested at his home for felonious assault. Dail's allegations, while enough for an arrest, did not authorize police to search Em's home for the gun, so it remained in his house. He was booked, posted bond and returned home to cool off. 

    Just a few hours after settling in back at his house, Eminem got word that Kim was at a bar with a dude she'd been suspected of cheating on Em with--so he called his friend, Gary Kozlowski, grabbed his gun, and they rode over to Hot Rocks to scope the place out and watch for Kim. When she emerged from inside and was spotted kissing the bouncer, named John Guerrera ("You're full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you!"), in the parking lot, Eminem went bonkers and pistol-whipped him. It was after midnight by the time he was arrested and booked, so the date of that offense was technically July 4, 2000. 

    This explains why, afterwards, Eminem had separate court hearings and charges in two separate jurisdictions for both incidents. They had occurred in different counties: Royal Oak is in Oakland County, Michigan while Warren is in Macomb County, Michigan.

  20. p.... p....

    Eminem is the best

  21. L.... L....

    New Years Eve? special surprise?

  22. k.... ....

    Kim is a bitch !!!!

  23. L.... ....

    Fuck that hoe it should of been him cheating on her with his millions not the other way around how embarrassing fucking slut

  24. K.... T....

    I'm a soldier!

  25. D.... W....

    what song was playing in the car sounds like everybody's looking but better

    D.... W....

    Darius White im a soldier

    D.... W....

    Jeffy 94 Pokemon 94 nope

    D.... W....

    Lights, Camera Action

    D.... W....

    that’s exactly what it is. no one has this version man i wanted this song version since i was a fucking teenager lol

    D.... W....

    grape conqs its unreleased

  26. J.... B....

    love this skit

  27. D.... P....

    rad song

  28. N.... K....

    This describes my friday nights pretty well.

    N.... K....

    Average tuesday.

  29. D.... S....

    Is there a part 2?

  30. R.... e....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  31. R.... ....

    I'm a soldier!!!

  32. V.... A....

    Hello, I can't hear what Gary says after "Did she just kiss him?". It's written everywhere "I don't think so" but I don't hear that, I hear "I think so, don't you" or "I think they don't"... Can an English speaker help me please?

    V.... A....

    it's definitely "I don't think so"

    V.... A....

    "I don't think so"

    V.... A....

    Vincent Assailly it says I don’t think so

  33. l.... u....

    Please Know What This Music Appearing Background ?

    l.... u....

    Shady FdS Eminem everybody looking at me

  34. S.... S....

    Eminem best rapper in the world

    S.... S....

    The music leads into the next song into his album which is 'soldier'

    S.... S....

    Universe

    S.... S....

    Wacka Flocka ßRah!!!! ")

    S.... S....

    He's a nobody, praised by nobodies

    S.... S....

    @Christopher Koester wut