Eminem - Steve Berman (Skit) Lyrics






[door creaks open]
[background music "What's The Difference" by Dr. Dre]

[Eminem] 'eyyy!
[Steve] Hey Em, what's up?
[Eminem] Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin'?
Good to see you again. What's up?
[Steve] Em, could you come in here and have a seat, please?
[Eminem] Umm, yeah, what's...
[Steve] Vanessa? Shut the door
[Vanessa] Okay [door creaks shut]
[Eminem] So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
[Steve] It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
[Eminem] Wh...
[Steve] This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record
[Eminem] Wha...
[Steve] Do you know what's happening to me out there?
[Eminem] Wh-wha-what's the problem?
[Steve] Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
[Eminem] Who's Violent...?
[Steve] Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like
to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
[Eminem] But, I...
[Steve] I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this
You know why Dre's record was so successful?
He's rappin' about big-screen T.V.s, blunts, 40's and bitches.
You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin
[Eminem] I mean-
[Steve] I can't sell this shit!
[Eminem] What...
[Steve] Either change the record or it's not coming out!
[Eminem] What, I...
[Steve] Now get the fuck out of my office!
[Eminem] What am I supposed...
[Steve] NOW!
[Eminem] Alright man....





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  1. p.... p....

    I want a rock product 😂😂

  2. M.... D....

    I temped at Interscope Geffen A&M, and Steve Berman was my boss's boss. I used to have to print out the daily sales for him every day. That makes this even better.

  3. B.... B....

    My favourite one is the one from relapse hahahahah

  4. S.... W....

    "uhh..are you wearing a bullet proof vest?"

  5. S.... L....

    Eminem and Steve Berman, I can't stop laughing at this

  6. R.... ....

    "and who the fuck is this Bizarre guy? Do you need a cat scan? Where the fuck did you find this guy?" 😂😂

  7. A.... O....

    "Do you what it feels like to be told have a record shoved up you ass"

  8. S.... S....

    on the 2001 album D12 plays the way I am

  9. S.... S....

    Steve Berman's skit with MMLP plays bit of What's The Difference

  10. s.... s....

    "You're rappin' about homosexuals & vicodin" killed me everytime, cuzz 🤣🤣

  11. J.... b....

    was Coe vault bizzare???

  12. J.... b....

    I wish i had a uniform

  13. F.... V....

    All of these played together make an entertaining story.

  14. A.... ....

    THe shit gets progressively quieter with each skit til Relapse.

  15. B.... ....

    Can somebody explain to me the meaning of skits?

  16. h.... ....

    And now Kamikaze

  17. D.... D....

    The Bizarre line is stuff of genius.

  18. Y.... P....

    Funniest thing ever
    We want more em!!!

  19. A.... M....

    Tom Cruise as Les Grossman would make a phenomenal Steve Berman.

  20. S.... ....

    And who the fuck is this bizard guy

  21. C.... R....

    When he came back on relapse I was over the moon he lived 🤣🤣

  22. d.... ....

    These are hilarious.

  23. J.... P....

    He used to be good. Now he’s a fucking little winey bitch communist. Sold out to the establishment. Fuck M. And I made a video where I shoot M in the head and Haley too

    J.... P....

    Okay, psycho.

  24. X.... ....

    2:48 are You wearing a bullet proof vest ?! 😂

  25. S.... S....

    Eminem= Me
    Steve Berman= My Kindergarten - highschool teachers

  26. S.... S....

    1 more like =1k

  27. c.... ....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  28. f.... ....

    3:05 Damn he read TF out of him lmaooo

  29. A.... ....

    The first and third one is so funny

    NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! *NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!*

  30. G.... K....

    again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist.... are you wearing a bullet proof vest

  31. S.... S....

    "This Album is less than nothing I cant sell this record. I cant sell this, either change the record or its not coming out now get the hell out of my office, now xD "

  32. J.... ....

    I'd love to hear a skit where Eminem yells at Steve Burman.

    J.... ....

    JDFan98 no Steve doesn’t deserve to get yelled by Eminem hahah, he hasn’t done anything wrong whereas em though..😂

    J.... ....

    @Ariana Yes, Em's music was pretty fucked, but Steve was being a real douch about it. I understand how he got so mad at Em the first time.

    J.... ....

    @JohnDeereCat98 *_*douche_*

  33. C.... ....

    Blunts, 40's and bitches!

  34. D.... H....

    He sounds like Kevin spacey

  35. A.... ....

    Steve was always Em’s voice of reason 😂😂

  36. T.... ....

    Steve Berman can't act.

  37. f.... b....

    I'm gonna lose fuckin job😂😂😂😂😂

  38. S.... ....

    “Rock Prada?” Lol

  39. E.... B....

    Classic man Steve is a fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  40. J.... B....

    Steve sounds like Kevin Spacey!

  41. c.... c....

    These skits are awesome

  42. J.... ....

    MGK funny asl can’t do this tho

  43. K.... A....

    get the fuck outta here NOOOWWWWWWWWW

  44. A.... K....

    steve is a big dude asshole shitpile

  45. A.... K....

    eminem is better, steve needs to get a sense of humor. bullshit

  46. T.... K....

    Is that a bullet proof vest 😂😂

  47. D.... M....

    I miss the old Eminem from my childhood

  48. A.... K....

    steve just does not have a sense of humor at all. eminem is better

  49. P.... A....

    Is there someone who knows the name of the song that you can hear in the Eminem show's skit? I've looking for ages!

    P.... A....

    Paolo Attanasio D12 Ain't nuttin but music

  50. M.... ....

    Your rapping about homosexuals & Vicodin, I can't sell this shit "Paper Rips" 😂😂😂😂😂

  51. M.... ....

    Going from The Eminem Show to Relapse you can see how much his voice changed

    M.... ....

    PopularMods 1 just the drugs lol

  52. J.... D....

    lol..and who the fuck is tgis bizzare guy..do you need a cat scan...Where the fuck did you pick up this guy?..get the fuck out of heren..nowwwww

  53. t.... w....

    kill Steve barman

  54. K.... M....

    🔫😣😣

  55. Z.... G....

    Who's Violet-

    Z.... G....

    He was dissing insane clown posse one of members name was violet j. They had a beef going on . lol one of best skits

  56. K.... P....

    2:22 sounds like FNAF phone

    K.... P....

    Fnaf is pure garbage

  57. H.... K....

    The Steve Berman skits are the most entertaining things in his albums.

  58. P.... M....

    Sounded like a goat at the beginning Eminem is the greatest of all time

  59. s.... ....

    Steve has nothing to compLain about since encore because everything after fucking sucks

  60. R.... M....

    Youre rappin about homosexuals and vicodon, i cant sell this shit

  61. P.... K....

    Those on Devils Night and Relapse are funniest! :D :D

  62. l.... l....

    What’s the background song for the first one

    l.... l....

    luke lindsay What's the difference

    l.... l....

    What’s the difference from Dre’s. Chronic 2001 album

  63. T.... ....

    Steve Berman is so haliarous

  64. E.... I....

    what's the background music on 1:52?

    E.... I....

    Enzo Igrejas D-12 Ain't Nuttin but Music

    E.... I....

    thanks man

    E.... I....

    nothing man ;)

  65. x.... k....

    2:16
    "ain't nutting but music" always get me

  66. g.... ....

    Yeah Vanessa shut the door

  67. T.... K....

    homesexuals vicodin xD

    T.... K....

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  68. R.... M....

    This shit got me laughing

  69. I.... a....

    Where is the one from 99, where is the video?

  70. Z.... L....

    Steve you only heard one song... "FUCK YOU!" I love that part

  71. J.... W....

    Relapse 2 get hyped!

    J.... W....

    Beef Union aint gonna happen

  72. K.... 8....

    "You're rapping about homosexuals and vicodin" is the best thing

    K.... 8....

    KLB 818 that shit hits me everytime 😂😂😂

  73. G.... ....

    Big Screen TV's Blunts, 40's and B*tches-- Steve Berman

  74. h.... ....

    man he really scrapped relapse 2 because of the backlash, thats too bad

    h.... ....

    so he does give a fuck huh

    h.... ....

    hiilikeair uh no?

  75. _.... ....

    are you wearing a fucking vest 😂

  76. Z.... ....

    Steve fuckin Berman! lol

  77. C.... L....

    I dont wanna have sex with pit bulls! I wanna ROCK PRADA!

  78. C.... L....

    these are so good!

  79. N.... ....

    lmaoo "rock prada?"

    N.... ....

    I thought he said product

    N.... ....

    @Person Human LMFAO

  80. E.... C....

    he sodo on recore

  81. M.... O....

    The struggle is real before an artist breaks into the music industry .Persistence is everything!

  82. V.... ....

    LOL the one on Devil's Night is my favorite.

    V.... ....

    Savage Steve wild 🤣

  83. M.... ....

    Both Recovery and Mmlp2 was lacking a Steve Berman skit I hope there's one for the new album

    M.... ....

    Made_In_Heaven88 well I mean...recovery wasn’t as fucked up as the last few ones to warrant a skit because it had no slim shady, and MMLP2 really only peaks with the shock value at the Columbine line

    M.... ....

    that would be awesome. same as the paul rosenberg skits. just have to be on eminem albums.

    M.... ....

    revival and kamikaze are here but still no steve skit :(

    M.... ....

    Yash Pednekar kamikaze is a diss album

    M.... ....

    BlueKnuckles yes but i think steve skit would still fit in it like the paul skit

  84. J.... M....

    Marshall, I can call you Marshall right ?

    Em .. Um yea

    Steve GOOD sit the fuck down for a sec,do you just fucking have me wtf have I ever done to you lol lol I love these skits their legendary

  85. S.... C....

    who hasnt had a drug problem in this town?

  86. E.... ....

    I hope when he drops his next album there'll be a skit when he finally goes off on Steve and shows him he's had enough of his complaining and bullshit

    E.... ....

    John Smith em will never retire, not even when a little bit

    E.... ....

    Elijah Gilbert he drop a Paul skit on his new album Kamikaze

    E.... ....

    Your wish has been granted

    E.... ....

    @pete baca 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    E.... ....

    @IN DEATH REBORN the steve berman skits were always better than the paul skits. (Except for the Em calls paul skits. Maybe...)
    But the Stever Bermancskits are the best :D

  87. G.... ....

    This is fucking hilarous

  88. H.... ....

    What is the song behind please

    H.... ....

    Mister AmaZing what skit?

    H.... ....

    +TripleB1888 What is the music in the first skit?

    H.... ....

    The First one is "What's The Difference" by Dr Dre. The Second one is "The Way I Am" by Eminem. The Third one is "Ain't Nuthin' But Music" by D12. The Fourth one is "Old Time Sake" by Eminem

  89. M.... N....

    Am I the only one who knows that steve is a fat guy with glasses brown hair and a plaid shirt?

    M.... N....

    MAH NAME IS DANK MEME I pictured him as a bald guy with glasses and always wearing a vest

    M.... N....

    LOL I pictured him as some bald skinny white guy with glasses and a beard and a suit lmao he doesn't sound fat

    M.... N....

    Uhhh Lester gta v?

    M.... N....

    He was in Dre day video back in 92 ! He was playin Jerry Heller 😂😂 cuz Dre was dissin Eazy !

    M.... N....

    He is... check Eminem's ig

  90. M.... C....

    No.1 Can Bozok

  91. F.... D....

    " Rock Prada?"

  92. I.... ....

    I didn't even know D-12 existed THANK YOU

    I.... ....

    Yes thay have 2 cds of D 12 1 Devil's Night the other D 12 World.

  93. H.... ....

    Holy shit these are hilarious

  94. T.... R....

    Do you need a cat scan? lmao

    T.... R....

    Where the F did you find this guy

  95. P.... H....

    I can't sell this fuckin record

  96. p.... ....

    I never realized that stamper sounds like eminem

    p.... ....

    patrickzantomaster house of cards?

  97. c.... t....

    yoooo. Steve got issues🍺🍺🍺

    c.... t....

    He's an old man he's like in his 70s