Eminem - My Name Is (Bootleg Version) Lyrics






[Chorus: repeat 2X]

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

[Chorus]





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  1. c.... R....

    Hi kids do you like violence

  2. J.... N....

    LITTERALY banned where?

  3. D.... E....

    "Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians, rapin' lesbians"

    Wtf if he would say anything close to this today em would be cancelled.
    So sad i've been listening to the wrong version this whole time.

  4. B.... ....

    Lyrics?

  5. M.... R....

    you deserve millions subscribers

  6. G.... ....

    *SJW searches desperately to put dirt on Eminem*

  7. O.... A....

    This is the third variant of this song that I have listened to

  8. T.... S....

    1:54 You know somethings up when the man who described himself as a _pill junkie_ is saying this

  9. U.... 1....

    OOOOWWWW!!! Gets me every time

  10. f.... t....

    I remember when this comment section only had 49 comments

  11. F.... N....

    I like the homophobic lines
    Idk 😐

  12. c.... d....

    Me when i get misgendered

  13. y.... b....

    Anyone here before 1 mil

  14. M.... K....

    This is the version I’ve always known. Now I gotta look up the “real” (uncensored) version.

  15. A.... G....

    The censored version is like eating pizza without the pizza sauce

  16. F.... L....

    Back in the day I downloaded this version off Limewire. Had this playing in my IPOD all through my grade school years

  17. i.... ....

    You can find this on Spotify lol

  18. F.... G....

    Lmao they had a problem with the junior high guy thing, back in 1999, saying it was homophobic.
    Okay then.

  19. A.... ....

    No one:

    Alcoholic dads at 3:00 AM: Hey kids do you like violence? 0:23

  20. J.... S....

    my name joel (pun intended)

  21. M.... T....

    I remember my friend showed me this when I was 9 and I thought it was the craziest thing ever it was the first rap I’ve ever listened to

  22. S.... ....

    In Germany this is completely accesable lol?

  23. J.... 2....

    In Poland you can hear this version in radio 😂😂😂😂lol

  24. S.... G....

    When u have - 1 charisma in fallout

  25. E.... ....

    Any nigga who's gotten curved by a female will understand the "lets just be friends part" lol

  26. D.... M....

    "Well since age 12,
    i felt like im someone else,
    cuz i hung my original self,
    from the top bunk with a belt."

  27. L.... M....

    I’ve literally been searching for this version for years

  28. W.... 8....

    *No one would have the balls to write this song today.*

  29. A.... M....

    Doctor said you had four minutes and thirty seconds to live you (you quickly get you phone out your pocket) doctor also had four minutes and thirty seconds you both blast it in the room

  30. E.... D....

    99% of my life I was lied to, i just found out this song had different lyrics than i knew

  31. S.... ....

    This is fake as hell, just people trying to get views, I bought the Slim Shady Lp when it came out on CD, this was never a thing, it even sounds edited, you guys will literally fall for anything nowadays

  32. A.... N....

    I think he may not like his parents

  33. G.... W....

    Literally last decentish em song

  34. Y.... O....

    From comparing the 2. . .The censored version is better

  35. D.... I....

    I dident know i have been lisening to the wrog verision in 2 years im 10 years old

  36. C.... ....

    So glad I grew up with a mom that bumped old em when i was like 5

  37. j.... ....

    I'm glad that I've never heard any other version besides this one

  38. k.... i....

    As a lesbian, even though the lyric is what would be considered "rude" to me, I like this version alot better. The "Let's just be friends!" part makes alot more sense now.

  39. W.... W....

    Why was it banned?

  40. G.... ....

    This version is on Spotify

  41. B.... o....

    I had this version on CD growing up, know all of the lyrics and always get messed up when I’m rocking the censored one.

  42. C.... C....

    Isnt this the spotify version

  43. H.... ....

    I guess I listened to the banned version when I was 7 lol

  44. T.... F....

    YouTube waited 4 years to show me this

  45. S.... O....

    Thank you kind sir for this gift

  46. i.... i....

    I wonder what the music video would be like?🤔

  47. J.... A....

    This is like the 6th version of this song I have heard lmao.

  48. N.... ....

    1:54 pretty much sums up my experience here

  49. G.... R....

    *come here.*

  50. J.... F....

    What version has everyone else been listening to?

    J.... F....

    The version that’s on Spotify and every other way to listen to music. Unless you live in a country other than the US or have the original cd you won’t have heard this.

  51. m.... ....

    first part of the rap he sang is from the fnaf 2 rap-

    *my life has been a lie*

  52. G.... G....

    What does it mean by banned? This is the only version I know, besides the censored music video version on youtube.

  53. s.... n....

    About to play this song in china

  54. A.... P....

    Am I the only one who's only ever heard this version before? LMAO

  55. D.... M....

    The funny part I knew the original before the edited that it was weird day when I heard the new one.

  56. A.... ....

    This is the second page of Google Search Results.

  57. A.... ....

    This is the second page of Google Search Results.

  58. E.... 1....

    This kinda feels like a history lesson

  59. h.... ....

    Me in me
    Me ni me
    Meem in
    Men i me
    Mein me

    Hey kids here’s a mental exercise:

    What other words in Eminem can be recognized?



    Hahahaha
    Teehee
    Ya...Yar...Yarp
    Lol

  60. E.... ....

    *ANYONE HERE IN 2020....YEA NO ONE CARES*

  61. D.... D....

    Shady shamming everybody.

  62. a.... A....

    This shows the real slim shady

  63. D.... X....

    Me: *listening to the censored version

    Also Me: *listening to the banned uncensored version

    My mind: 🤨

  64. a.... ....

    This is the version I remember

  65. J.... O....

    Dad: drinks 10 beers


    Dad: hi kids do you like violence

    J.... O....

    😂🤚😂😂😂😂

    J.... O....

    i... are you ok?

    J.... O....

    69 likes. Cant like it

    J.... O....

    Yea Yea!

    J.... O....

    Kkkkkkkkkk lmao

  66. E.... M....

    Who hasn't heard this before 😂 I've heard this version already😬

  67. I.... P....

    I just realized the fnaf rap was based off of this

    ._.
    why

    I.... P....

    @Welcome To Trench Yea what the fuck explain yourself

  68. M.... ....

    We need this eminem back...Not because I hate his new stuff just because I want to see SJW's and PC culture go into meltdown

  69. L.... V....

    But... I tought this was the original 😂

  70. s.... ....

    Greek listeners only know this version ;)

  71. K.... P....

    I knew I wasn't just remembering the my English teacher was a guy line I looked at the uncensored version and it was the same thank you for this

  72. �.... ....

    Just imagine how drunk he was writing this😮

    �.... ....

    さくらヤミニ more than drunk lol. He woulda been on one of everything.

  73. J.... V....

    2020 we here

  74. J.... K....

    Slim Shady LP 2 2020 pls

  75. M.... B....

    Makes sense now

  76. C.... ....

    This is the only version I've heard lol

  77. n.... c....

    My English teacher is a hot 21 yr old

  78. m.... s....

    Thx for the song I missed this version 😭😭😭😭😭 THX

  79. B.... B....

    The version i know has most of this, but some of the clean ones verses swapped in.

  80. D.... ....

    at school that day...man these lyrics are fucked up

  81. D.... ....

    I saw this on MTV-for you young'uns that was a thing that used to be cool-and I was like... I saw this video

    D.... ....

    Just dont say oh no to many times or he will break down ur wall/door #90s

  82. X.... ....

    Yall should go listen to tron cat if you think this is bad

  83. D.... ....

    Censored Eminem is like a Fortnite x Minecraft crossover

  84. O.... 9....

    CHIKI CHIKI (Slim Shady)

  85. f.... ....

    I was jamming until he joked about rape

    f.... ....

    You can joke about anything. Stop being so sensitive.

  86. m.... ....

    HI MY NAME IS
    MY NAME IS
    MY NAME IS
    CHARLES THE SECOND
    I LOVE THE PEOPLE
    AND THE PEOPLE LOVE ME
    SO MUCH THAT THEY
    RESTORED THE ENGLISH
    M O N A R C H Y

  87. S.... 4....

    That one not normie that has heard it years ago an knew all along and is only 18 now

  88. D.... E....

    Ahh yes the holy version

  89. E.... K....

    Eminem: my name is.. my name is my name is...
    Me: *CHARLES THE SECOND*
    meanwhile, hey kids, you like violence?
    Me: *YOU WANT ME TO GRAB A SPARE BEAR SUIT AND STUFF YOU INSIDE IT?*

    E.... K....

    yesssss

  90. P.... B....

    Censoredd#⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ⃢ˈ

  91. k.... [....

    My dad showed me this Version when i was 8 lmao

  92. P.... /....

    HOW YOU GUNNA BREAST FED ME MOM YOU ANIT GOT NO TITA

  93. B.... B....

    2:13 Why that was censured

  94. L.... L....

    Been trying to find this version for awhile

  95. B.... M....

    How are you going to make me enjoy this spotify? You ain't got no balls

  96. S.... O....

    Me: listens to banned version of this song

    *fbi breaks into my house*

    S.... O....

    SCREW THE AGENCY IM CHILLIN WITH YOU

  97. D.... D....

    I thought in the original version he says "tell my dad to look in the porno magazine to see my ass"?

  98. R.... T....

    *SHAZAM!*