Eminem - Just Rhymin Wit Proof Lyrics

Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk...
Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin town

....Then You get done up in chalk

We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?
Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady....
You can hold my nuts steady and then....
I can stick my dick in you like a machette...If you're a girl...
If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody...
That means... you, her or him
It doesnt matter cuz I'm Eminem
And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim

Ha ha....don't stop
D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top
We get in that ass Preparation-H style
Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!)
Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
You look dumb as fuck...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)
Tryin to dance around
How the fuck it feel lock in hand set now
Sever your style .. Divide and Parish
Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this...
Wassup to Bizzare Kid
Targets get hit and liftoff
Here it is we bout to rip off
Lick shots...no time...we gettin dick snot

Speakin of lift off....
I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off
Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny
That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning
Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley...
The girly I fucked last year when her hair was curly
Couldnt remember it cuz I was Infinite
And I met ken Kaniff in Connecticut
He said his predicits and pronouns and wanted to throw down
And he said oAUI like youoAY...and then he walked up and said oAU let me snake bite
And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe...
Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go....

Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2
What you wanna get done to...
Your chest plate...eradicate
Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is...
Freestyle...no need to write shit...cuz when we write shit
Y'all like to bite shit...that why street light up when we write stuff
It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12
1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big proof
Knockin over Igloos in Alaska when we blast ya
A massacre creator, one time for data
Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the equator
It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us
Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky
Come against me...

Go and see I'm an invincible Mc
If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
That you're doper than me...which we'll hope
You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly
And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide
Thats why your ass just died on the passanger side...
Like a fuckin ride...when it got shot up by a drive by
When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
And still missed it
I got a fuckin mental illness a gentle stillness...
Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle
What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew
And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew...
If you do I'll choke you and then I garauntee I'll out smoke you
You're crew's a joke too and i can stick my dick in a bitch and poke you....

Stick it in there....rock with my cock on sky rock
Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)
Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)
So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(shit)
Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)
We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
The dirty dozen is non-stop..
To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks
And men with pre-ops
Yo now there is 3-Pac's
Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac
Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped...

The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
In high tops and walking around like a one eyed Cyclops
And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you
You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this
But I rock the microphone with my flyness
So get off my jock..get of my cock..when I sky rock ...it in sky

Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gona be better or
But me or slim yo you cant tell me...
You try to freestyle son we gon put these verses on your Lp
Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def

My Lp...my whole Lp...tha last one was screaming help me
You couldnt melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what....
My Nuuuuuuuuutz
Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear
it tho
I rickety rock the micrphone
Don't do it dont do it cuz that shit is stupid...I knew it
I take a beat and loop it...i take a beat and troop it
What the fuck did that mean...I dont know but i got phat jeans on
And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at
All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at

yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease
Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez
>From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds
One third Mc yo we smoke y'all like herbs
Under the curb early morn take it to born
Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enacment
Some times you see this...you just a faggot
No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart

Faggot....uh oh...was that homophobic...
But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic
I wont even throw clothes in the Closet
Fuck it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all
acrossed it
This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
I'm so high I'm bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm bout to fry
You're so fired you're down

Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man...
Coming all the way from Amsterdam....
And I come to tell you all a little secret.....
So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers

Quit spittin your writ shit bitch I'll kill you and kick you
In your motherfuckin dick and your clit...you little pussy
Hermaphardite with no apettite
And you aint rappin right but you was taking rapid bites
Of my dick when you was on it...my brain is haunted
I walk up in a place in a t shirt wit my stains on it
But i dont give a damn...give a fuck...give a shit...give a hell
give a piss give a dick give a lick

Yea....live and direct it's us
You better back up...

You better back up before I jack off
Back off before I jack off

You better back off before he jack off (laughing)
You better back off before I jack off

Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face
While I'm still jackin off
Sittin in the closet beatin my shit
Aint got nuttin else to do cuz I'm thinkin of a bitch
Wait a minute ...oh shit she's here...
Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears
(Ken Kaniff)
Oh....come here little girl
come here little girl

What happened? (I dunno)
We stopped rappin (Oh it's Clappin)
Gun clappin...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
When I come off with the drum off
Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit a accent
A french accent Excuse my french but
Suck my dick touche le le poo...uhh....bitch

Bonjuor...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer
Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my...
Damn cock .....laughing....

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Eminem Just Rhymin Wit Proof Comments
  1. David Gonzales

    Yes, this is what i needed today! "Big up youtube aliens"

  2. Justin Vill


  3. Roland Chang

    Smoke brew? u dont smoke brew if u do I'll choke u😭😭😭😭😭😭

  4. dependentu40

    R.I.P. Proof

  5. Pat Bur

    "If you're a dumb guy, then come try this...But I rock the microphone with my fly-ness"

    So much swag the way he Annunciates those syllables

  6. matthew mann

    Em And Proof, Em And Dre, Em And 50, And Em And Rihanna make the greatest tag teams some of them that is

    matthew webb

    How the hell are you gonna say em and rihanna make a great tag team and leave out fucking Royce and em? And dre? For real, he rarely contributed lyrically and if he did em wrote it. Royce is one of the only people that can actually keep up with em

  7. Jamel Griffin

    He is funny how ic it lol

  8. dangeroftime

    4:05 Here I go with the MIRACLE LYRICAL SPIRITUAL

  9. AngrySNESnerd

    Speakin' of lift off, I'm blastin' off, ya ass is soft so I'm starting to jack off; cause I'm so horny, and your lyrics are so corny that they bore me...and I woke up too late this morning. Or too early? Wait a minute there goes Shirley the girly I fucked last year when her hair was curly; and I remember it cause it was infinite. And I met Ken Kaniff in Conneticut...he said these predicates and pronouns and that he wanted to throw down, then he said 'I like you' then walked up and said 'Lemme snake bite you...', but I said 'Hell no!', kicked him with my shell toe, gave 'im a elbow...eh yo, Proof, Go

  10. Made_In_Heaven88

    "I'm so homophobic I won't even throw clothes in the closet" LOL

    Suge Knight

    Amazing I masturbate to this

    John Man

    Ohhh this quite bizzare btw... So now i know u r not the real suge

    Suge Knight

    @John Man What would you know you loser

    John Man

    hahahaaa not suge knight

  11. Ace A

    Put another beat on, before you get peed on xD

  12. MrSpook21100

    backoff b4 i jackoff

    Sosa Montana

    MrSpook21100 bonjour, I’m here with the cure

  13. Abid Chy

    What's the name of the second beat? It's dope!

  14. Travis Nybeck

    where can I find this song does anybody?.

    Dr. Epic, Ph.D MD DDS

    Right here.

  15. Travis Nybeck

    where can I find this song does anybody?.

    The Answer

    There's vinyls who been released don't know if it's legal

  16. Travis Nybeck

    where can I find this song does anybody?

    Rodney Alexander

    Travis Nybeck Violater album- Do what playas do

  17. Travis Nybeck

    where can I find this song does anybody?

    Suge Knight

    Youtube converter

  18. mlke

    Em probably cries listening to this... This is true chemistry, kinship, and good times... Timeless shit... I'm sure they shared a lot of other private freestyle moments too.

    7rue Op1n1on

    mlke Ya bro, I know I do

    The Answer

    you don't know if hes listening you dont know know how he feels

  19. slim Large

    First beat is so ill, only real rap fans bought the soundtrack its from. RIP BIG PROOF from the Bay Area back to the D. but we still say fuck Obie Trice in my city

    slim Large

    @TheEazyDI Polo Boots - Its Mase with 8ball and MJG I think.....thats off the dome bro i didnt google it so forgive me if I'm wrong. song is called Polo Boots fasho "kicking up dust in my Polo boots...." something like that

    slim Large

    @TheEazyDI correction!......its from the violators soundtrack. Meson, 8ball & Mase - Do what Playas do is the track title. same album different song title.

    slim Large

    @TheEazyDI yessir!

    Sosa Montana

    slim Large lmao why yall say fuck obie in your city?

  20. Devilinside X

    i laughed my ass off while listening to this

  21. ClusiveC

    2:50 - 3:00
    sickest ten seconds ever.

  22. ClusiveC

    True Slim Shady at his best.

  23. grunkert

    nothing will ever replace that chemistry

  24. Chan- c

    Y'all better back off before he jack off

  25. Jaktngames

    R.I.P. Proof..

  26. Shwan

    what was the first instrumental?

  27. PsasClan

    Damn... proof def one that one

  28. goaway

    fuck this is awesome

  29. DanishShibby

    does anybody know the name of the first beat,
    it makes me feel good man can anyone send me the name or an link
    that would be appreciated

  30. Brenda Warman

    this must be the most amazing freestyle of all time! haha it just goes and goes. they're both ill !

  31. v7ben

    this is the funniest freestyle ive ever heard...you better back off before i jack off lol

  32. Ryan Trust

    no problem girl

  33. Ryan Trust

    goog pics classic freestyle