Eminem - First Word (Freestyle) Lyrics
(First Word, Excrement)
Exclimate, is that what you said?
My next defense, against these extra men
Who try to step to me and wanna have sex again
(Vaseline)
You little sickass, I'll spray em with gasoline
They try to jack me off with Vaseline
My ass is mean, I smash your spleen
When I crash the scene
(Cell Phone)
With a cell phone, now who the hell is home?
(Animal Crackers)
Cause animal crackers is what I do when I eat MC's like a cannibal backwards
Ha ha, I got it, that's not it
Fake rappers been spotted
(Broken Headphones)
Like broken headphones, you head home, you sped home
You get your head blown, rappers try to step, they speak in the dead tones
So I ain't trying to hear them, give me another, word for your mother
(Stretch Armstrong)
Stretch Armstrong, my brother, coming with rhymes every time that I be drumming
Running with this shit when I kick a bitch in the stomach
And star wars, this car's a Taurus
Yo, how many bars we hit tonight, cause I'm drunk off
(Peanut Butter)
Off peanut butter, you see my dick and you start to stutter
Start to utter, words that you shouldn't utter
(Mark Whalberg)
Cause Mark Whalberg is a small turd, and I'mma step on him like dogshit
A fore fist, so rappers just get off it, I come across with
(Pulp Fiction)
With pulp fiction, yo I'll eat you like a big gulp addiction
Like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece, rest my anises[?]
Got brain damage, I'm dumber than rain man is
There's mayonnaise on this, I need a plain sandwich
Hurry up, give me one, rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none
(Fresh vegetables)
With fresh vegetables, my testicles are hanging off to the left of you
You're bisexual, and there's a guy next to you, standing, rappers know that I
Be-
(Preparation H)
Preparation H, you didn't even let me finish my rhyme
Just shut up for one more time, while I just shine, on this
Microphone, cause I'mma be honest, any MC who tries to step to this
I'm making you a promise, that what? Give me a word
(Nostradamus)
That Nostradamus is blowing up your house, killing your foster mammas
And coming back to get your parents, well I have it
These rhymes are fourteen karat, solid gold
Rappers step to me, you get your wallet stole
(Times Square)
In Times Square, I got blonde hair, I'm higher than con air
Rappers don't want to see me, I'll butt fuck Goldie Hawn bare
In a lawn chair, cause I'm there
(Kurt Russell)
With Kurt Russell, saying "come here Goldie, you want my love muscle?"
I know you want it, I get blunted, then I
Kick these, freestyles just like whipped knees
(Taxicab)
With a taxicab, I'll smack a bitch with a maxi pad
Where we going? Don't ask me dad
Leave me alone, I'm not trying, to even hear you
Dad, I hope you're fucking dying, off this porno mag
Yo, did you see my ad? Yo, wait a minute, did you see my ass?
Is what I meant to say, I meant to say a rhyme that goes this way is elementary
For the century, Slim Shady's is gonna be the illest
(Flamingos)
What? Flamingos? My mother goes out and plays bingo
Every single day, at the bingo hall, that's why my dick is single, small
Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
(DT's fired)
But DT's fired, he's retired, he's not hired, yo plus I'm tired
Of busting and spitting this rhyme nonstop, I'm on top
Taking records to the pawnshop, stretch
Damn, see my big ick? Catch
Put a D in front of it, rappers don't want none of it
Coming with a ton of shit to spill, Slim Shady out, I get ill with the skill
Baby, aight baby, Slim Shady
Kick eighty million rhymes, till I'm older than Grady
Spilled gravy, all over my damn navy blue avi
Bye bye
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Eminem First Word (Freestyle) Comments
I'll eat you like a big gulp addiction
Like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece
Almost 2020. Whose stillll wit itttttt. The GOAT
Bro what beat is this
Scary Movie instrumental by eminem and royce da 5'9
give me another...word from your mother!
3:55 gets me everytime ;D
if that is what gets you from whole track idk what to say :D
Hell yes
This song is hotter that orange!!! Omg I wanna clean love to this song!!!
Exclamate
is dat what you said
Well Excellent My ex classmate used to excell in expelling excrements
My ex loved to hate
When my dick made her climate hahaa
"GOT HERPES...GOT HER LA PES!"
Damn i listen to this everyday and like this beat damn and imo the one the greatest beats ever and eminem is 🐐... Top 3 greatest freestyle rappers ever.
there's mayonose on this, I need a plain sandwich, hurry up give me one!
There's no more
He's so cheeky with those disses lol ahahaha I love Eminem!
Damn I remember listening to this in 98 on the stretch Armstrong and bobbito radio show I was blown away by this one of the best ever
Better than any Kanye rap
this is one of the greatest hip hop recordings of all time.
"Take your records to the pawn shop, Stretch!"
How your burn the DJ with a line in your freestyle? That's foul.
nobody was safe when em spit
fucking youtube deleted lyrics1080p
@defasd1 lyrics1080p eminem is his new name
Amazing eminem is god
I need a plain sandwich, fuckin hilarious.
Where are the instrumentals from!
1999 - royce da 59 / eminem - scary movies
classic track
Eminem---Scary Movies
DIED laughing at this the first time I heard it lol
Pure class
there are 4 people that should kill themselves
this is how to freestyle, not using ure headphones, looking at notepads or spitting rhymes that you wrote for your album....this is an off the top freestyle...new rappers learn
el84oro and it stinks
Stop overhyping him bruh, I looked this up because ppl were acting like Eminem was the freestyle goat, juice, Supernat, Harry Mack, and king los are all better than em at free styling no debate
Hi new rappers. This is a freestyle.
Why would someone dislike this? smh so if I could imma double like this then jump on my bed create a new account and relike till im dead, and grow fungus mushrooms in my scalp I guess I need a med, listening to the best lyricist with the same track on repeat without a leaf of bread... coz imma SLIM SHADY mudafakka!
bitch shutup u dont go hard cuz u pos a fuckin comment
like janet ,, my tity fall out and i aint plan it..
ya he prob doesnt hate mark wallburg ,, its called his name ,, came ,, into the flow ,, oh noooooooooo..#$%#s
i like the style of the old shit more ... but the new freestyles are just insane on a dif lvl ,, that nobody has even touched yet,,,,nooobs
Haha fuckin dumbkids i doubt eminem dislikes mark wahlburg he just spitin off the dome!!
in other words Bad Meets Evil
"what flamingo?" Rolf made me laugh hard as fuck.
I mean it's not as good now as it used to be
yeah when rap was good
Stretch armstrong is also the dj on game radio in GTA III.
I wonna know what the beat's called.
mark wahlberg is the shit. did you see four brothers? that movie was awesome
The song is from gta III game radio.
i dont think he dislikes mark wahlberg. he was just kidding
I'll smack a bitch with a maxipad loooool
"the nostradamus IS BLOWING UP YOUR HOUSE KILLIN YOUR FOSTER MAMAS AND COMING BACK TO GET your parents, while i inherit, these rhymes are 14 karots, solid gold, rappers try to step to me and get your wallet stole!!"
Thank you! I knew where the beat was from, but I didn't know the name! THANK YOU ! :D
Eminem & Royce Da' 5'9" - Scary Movie Instrumental
Hey what's the beat name?
is there an unedited version of this anywhere?
Damn Em just created a freestyle out of random words
can some1 tell me why Eminem dont like Mark Wahlberg ?
Best freestyle period
He's a beast.
my testicles are hangin off to the left of you
i can listen to this all day long!!
Mark Wahlberg disliked this video
This would be the best freestyle in the world if it was uncensored
i remember this
Theres mayonnaise on this i need a plain sandwich hurry up give me one rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none :D
the real king of rap...
Epic/funny freestyle
This is awful
CUZ MARK WHALBERG IS A SMALL TURD...LMFAO.........
OMG i do remember this song from back 05 damn this Freestyle is the shit ( i do not listen to Eminem ) but this song is top3 on my favorite freestyle's
Ebeeeee
i remember this from like 11 years ago!