Eminem - Em Calls Paul (Skit) Lyrics




Aye yo Paul, It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'
Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don't have a new gun [click] (goddamn it)





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  1. Ankit Sharma

    😂😂😂

  2. RAYCE killer

    Wait.. Coryxkenshin lives in Michigan.. Who would comment on his vids? Coryxkenshin.. What if that's the reason Cory is gone?..

    waylocker

    RAYCE killer Um what the fuck?

  3. Eltest

    Imagine when Em pulls up to your house in Michigan and goes apeshit on you

  4. Zachary Schlener

    Rhymes with Chimes

  5. Jaime L

    This is fucking hysterical

  6. ii iiHonzyii

    😂😂😂

  7. Relix Nova

    I wish I could be ems manager cause he’s fucking hilarious

  8. Justen Mora

    I’ll hit you back later

  9. Derek Fees

    You don’t understand that I’m rhyming the entire f’ing sentence you f’ing moron

  10. Karolina Ortiz

    Man Eminem is funny as fuck.

  11. Ken Gutierrez

    Damn it Em! Back to the shady vibe

  12. Stephanie W

    I love this skit so damn much, ahhahahahahah

  13. freezeme360

    Holy shit this skit makes me giggle *LIKE IM NOT RHYMING THE ENTIRE FUCKING SENTENCE, ITS MY FAULT YOURE SO STUPID*

  14. NeedToKnow84

    LOLOLOL

  15. harrishen

    IM CRACKING UP LMAO
    he’s savage

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    GagexScapegoat

    I feel like I had a stroke reading this.

  17. Determined Sans

    Ohhhhh shit

  18. Kari Stewart

    29 comment

  19. David j Marrin.

    😂😂It's my fault cause your fucking stupid😂😂😂

  20. Lil marcz

    "yo I wish you answer the fucking phone" 😂😂😂

  21. Greg Hartshorne

    **turn left...**

  22. /KillCXnf!rmed/ On the Beat B*tch

    LOL BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS EMINEM!!! BEAT! IT! BEAT! HIS! ASS! MARSHALL! DANMIT!!!!

  23. XItaSasux4ever12

    That Yahoo mother f*cker must have sh*t his pants when he opened his front door. XD

  24. Jennifer Francis

    don't fuck with this man

  25. USSSR -speedruns and more

    I love how you can hear the GPS in the background

    Keyfine :y

    Wdymn, when?

    Insert Name

    Keyfine :y you can head it at 0:07

    USSSR -speedruns and more

    Keyfine :y If you listen closely you can hear the gps say turn left in 250 ft

    Jacktheboss4life

    @USSSR -speedruns and more I heard turn right ( .. )

    swpbanger

    I heard make illegal uturn in 500 feet.

  26. JeffDay

    Kamikaze sounding like a eminem classic not as good tho but still pretty good!

    Blanca Mendez

    Put down the blunt bro you been smoking too much haha it was funny good like relapse just without the accents

    Drake Kennedy

    @Blanca Mendez yeah this is an album about killing and raping women

  27. Levi Ackerman

    seventh