Eminem - Bagpipes From Baghdad Lyrics
Ohh, it's music to my ears
Oh man, how can I describe the way I feel?
Fuckin' great, man
Okay, let me see, how could I begin?
Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch
Mariah, whatever happened to us?
Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see I never really asked for much
I can't imagine what's goin' through you mind
After such a nasty break up
Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
I'm not playin', I want her back you punk
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk
Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings Abba crunk
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean I really want ya bad, you cunt
Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
[Chorus:]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's goin' through my mind half the time
When my rhyme are blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
I'm the miracle whip, a trickster
My signature sound when the tube of lipsticks surround
I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals
This beautiful pill dust in my palm
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja
Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman
You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
You don't know what the fuck you're doin'
I ain't playin' no fuckin' more
Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore
Every minute there's a sucka born
Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers suck
On a shucka corn
Shucka, shucka corn, shucka corn
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on
Now what the fuck are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow blower
With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad
[Chorus]
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you
Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two conjoined twins
"How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?"
You need some ointment, just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get?
Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sowin' kit
And attempt to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, shit
Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip
Cookie looky, even took me a Polaroid
[Chorus]
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Eminem Bagpipes From Baghdad Comments
This should be Conor Mcgregor's Intro Song
Do you even own the fuc***ng rights of the music to put 2 pubs at the beginning?
Fookin great man 😂😂😂😂😂
Eminem is sooooo great 😶
First time hearing this.. fucken 🔥
Bagpipes from Christchurch
Em doesn’t even have to diss nick 🔥🔥😂
Eminem is a once in a lifetime rapper.
2020 motherfuckers fockin great man
From now on, Dissing Eminem should be a sign of suicidal tendencies.
so cover his hair and body so its just the face tell me he doesn't look like Arnie
lane _positive_vibesbodybuilding who ..., what ,,, say what!!?
I have to learn about Baghdad so I just sing this in my head
R.I.P iran
HOW MANY OF YALL GONNA ASK WHO HERE CUZ OF THE NICK CANNON DISS? YALL REALLY HAVE THAT LOW MENTAL CAPACITY THAT YOU GET ON THE INTERNET TO SAY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS SAYING. JESUS, ITS LIKE WATCHING A BUNCH OF RETARDS TRYING TO HUMP A DOORKNOB
Eminem is great but he is CORNY AF. Like get over Mariah Carey.
best song ever <3
EMiNEm needs 1 day to make a diss
Nick need a couple years to respond
____________________________
Nick should've retired after this one what is he doing lol
Chad Underwood he’s trapped in Mariah’s wine cellar!! That’s what he’s doing lols 😂
I led with tattered tags, tethered tags and weathered wick whack wags, what's others' excuse?
Boy boy boy who pissed this man off again know damn well he jump down drop the murder like cocks with no rubber
Who's here after rubbing one out in 2020?
Everybody
Your Mama!
first thing I do after us air strike Iran's general was listening to this song I live near Baghdad international airport though .
what hell kind of life I'm living in hhhhhh
Love Eminem
There is none better
Who’s here after Trump kills the Iran’s General?
@Dd Kk he was killed in iraq
@Daniel Mathew I'm so fuckin ignorant
The year was 2017 when I met an eccentric friend of Arabic descent, and THIS was his jam. Not gonna go in to too much detail, but at the time he was a Poolee (USMC) and I occasionally worked out with him and a group of other poolees, and he always blasted this at the start of our workouts. Last time I saw him he was a PFC and with current events I know he is kicking ass somewhere!
World World 3 @-@
Feeling fucking gr8 man!!!!!!
I'm i the only thinking em just trolling nick at this point
UNDERRATED
Still badass in 2020
Nick cannon gonna destroy this kid
Em is unbeatable,especially with nick... "you wanna ruin my career,you better get one"..if he could destroy label companies, MGK and others with disses,then it's safe to say Nick is gonna be dead once he is done with him
Cor VD nick is already dead wdym
WTF, seriously, bring 9 more, you look softer than ever, you can't , nevermind, you to , awe forget, you hanging your self, and everyone else rolling with you
this beat had so much potential
This has no relate to Baghdad 😑
Eminem already destroyed Nicky
America is big devil .... and Israel
Abby & Brittany the conjoined twins brought me here
Everyone’s commenting on another diss track when I came here to check it was real Eminem brought Luis Miguel’s name to toss some dirt to Mariah 🙊
Lol he raped nick cannon before nick even tried to diss
The beat is orgasmic
Locked in Mariahs wine cellar go on lad
Please nick cannon bring slim shady back
LOL RETURNED TO THIS BURIAL YEARS LATER...
Love that beat
I fell bad for Nick and Marias kids lol once kids figure it out and start playing them these
Thanks Nick for putting on this Eminem guy
Fucking Great Mon!!!!
This is definitely not arabic
Em using auto tune at the end was before it's time!!!💯💯🔥🔥
And this is why eminem hasn't responded to the diss. Hes been dissing nick for like 12 years
thats so true lol
I know 99% of Eminem’s song from every album’s and all the lyrics and I honestly think this is the most diverse song and one of his best,
At the end he says Alhamdoullilah
I am Arab Iraqi from Baghdad. The he is saying "Al hamdolillah" is so wrong, he sounds like an Israeli lol. Israelis usually pronounce "h" as "kh", which is far away from Arabs
@peya nehem ohhh okkk :) ty ^^
@Anthony Mazzini You are welcome :)
@peya nehem muslim ?
@Anthony Mazzini Yes
em dont have to make a diss track for nick because this is already it😂😂😂😂 and its way better than the shit nick calls a diss track
Rip Nick you messed with the wrong nigga!
Em is crazy ! 🤣🔥 leave him alone dude! (For future reference)
The funny thing is , I think nick likes getting torched by slim shady 🧐
Nick cannon listens to diss and cry’s
“NOT MY MARIAH”!!!!!
I thought she only drinks wine with me and I’m only one who can “bust on her belly”!
The bagpipes send a certain feeling through my heart and I ain’t even Scottish
besides the accents (and i understand why he used them, it strengthens his technical prowess) this song is the shit
Fuck nick canon who has been here forever
Fuck nick cannon michigan loves you eminem
11 year Sobriety chip now 👏👏
Your breast nipples flesh tickles
my testicles
Everyone, let us pray for Nick!
Em was flushing drugs in this song and not even trying. Still better than dick hangin
Only Em can rhyme vegetable to heterosexual
😂
Praful Shinde 😂😂😂
Nick cannon better back the FUCK UP 🔫🔪🎃👹😈👺
Nick cannon is capable of making 1.3k YouTube accounts to dislike this!
Eminem 2020 For President
and nick thought he even had a chance. Eminem didn't respond and won lmao
I think sooner or later there will be classes study about Em's wordplay and how amazing his poet songs are. shucka shuckaaa shuckaaa cornnnn
Nick Cannon is a Hurensohn
this song going to top, thanks nick
Last time something dropped this hard Japan surrendered
Crackers to munch I can imagine a cunt like carey would say that. With the I'm better than you attitude. But he didn't say that directly as in fact but he is known for his using slangs who knows its my opinion
🔴Who's here after Nick canceled the invite...and his own career
They was murdered after this honestly
He hates the album but if you study his lyrics he still so brilliant
Evol love
I will miss you Nick
Who's here to count how many ppl say " who's here after nick cannon" ?
All you did nick cannon with that shitty diss was increasing streams on bagpipes from baghdad.
Who's here because they love listening to this song and don't care how many fucking likes they get
We allow things to happen like this. He's a millionaire now lmbo. Foolish pride 🤣🎧👎
He's such an animal
Lol foh
Eminem is the white 2pac
You must be physically deaf if you believe that.
@unohana Retsu I'm talking about popularity wise
Nah hes eminem
@General Caos
They know what you meant and they know that you were right.
Infact, they're just race trolling because they hate when a white man does something that's on the equal level of greatness to that of a black man...
Both Pac and em are equals in greatness....Em has more lyrical skill and isnt dead but it's not about that...
Both had a story that ppl related to...that's where there greatness lays....
Anyone disagreeing is blinded by their bias..
@Mike ThaMGTOWMan Correct. Being black doesn't mean you're born to be a rapper. Rapping is an art. Eminem is the last active 90s rapper still making albums with 90s rap quality. That's why no other rapper can compare. Sure there's Snoop dog, but let's be honest, his best album was Doggy Style.
Eminem has on thing no other rapper has today which is passion. Every other rapper is just in it for a quick dollar. 2pac and Biggie had passion, but the difference is 2pac read poetry, rapped about life stories. "Brenda has a baby" was about a story he read in the news paper, and in some cases he'd rap on conspiracy theories.
Biggie on the other hand rapped about the street life and had the gangsta rap passion. Snoop Doggs first album had a tone of passion because of that time periods situation.
None of these rappers have passion, they only seek greed. So again, you're correct, it's jealously but if they want a black person to champion rap again they need passion and the only one close and highly under rated who does parodies is Crank Lucas
I from nick cannon video
NICK CANNON RIP MAN 😂😂😂
I AM here after Nick dis and are in awe off the stupidity off man human race, that is to celebrate a man who bashes a woman and idolized him. Like he is some God. Do you Even have sisters, daughters or a momma? Note a practicing Christian but know the Word and all these postings confirm the bible. Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
And you have. Ever once in your life said, or thought something negative about someone. Evil exists in us all. Some people express it. Em had the power to destroy someone who was evil to him. And he did. Furious vengeance.
Rot in hell DICOLOUS CANNON AKA THE GENIE IN A HENNY BOTTLE WITH YOUR CORMY TURBANS WEAK GHOST WRITERS...WILD OUT CANCELED
Nick should know this dont fuck with em
Nick need to pray. I actually forgot how bad eminem be doing people.. smh RIPNICK
Thanks Nick cannon for reminding me of this song
Why bagdad ?
Started listening to this song at .75x speed because of that nick cannon ‘diss track’ and its honestly the only good thing that i’ve gotten out of it 😂
"Nick, you had your fun, i've come to kick you in your sack of junk."
This is Slim Shady in Marshall's conscience. Predicting the future out this bitch.
Who else is late...?? by years....??? Lol
I've been here for a while now
I'm late too dw
I'm mad late lmao
Teacher: What's funny?
Me: Nothing.
My brain: Jerusalem Shady
Salim shady
Ellison Rovai R. B3ck 😂
@Ellison Rovai R. B3ck hahaha 😂
This song good but mariah was good too
Man this guy got maria shit nigga