Eminem - As The World Turns Lyrics
[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
I don't know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cause we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool,taking a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jacking off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessing
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transforming (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drag her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
[Chorus]
As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standing by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
That's when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causing a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smocking crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fucking porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah!! Ah!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfucking dick!
Bitch, come here!
[Chorus to fade]
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning
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Eminem As The World Turns Comments
"thank god I was smoking crack all day.." I've been listening to it for almost 20 years and still can't tank this shit!
2020 anyone👀🔥
I'm a stan
Thank god I was born in the early 90's imagine growing up with the shit they releasing today 🤦♂️
Best album he dropped. I was 16 when this came out and it never left my alpine....Never. At any point I could turn it up and it would be on a fire track. Rock bottom is my favorite for sure.
I don't needed a music video to visualize this one 😆😂
you are very good eminem ''Thank you ''for little me be richard . I do fell more than I am slim shady for being richard .Alot people back in the day .try to make me fell that adults only fell to know''what best for me ..Witch is a great ideal .. I am so happy that I the meet you years ago ..This day I am slowly learning about my past ... I notice that people try to make me fell tier by not having the way I am suppose to dress up or have a job ''slim shadys desserve better ''Not saying I am slim shady ''I know me be you get ''what I mean by that ... What can I say for people to learn about me ..Most people never learn how to start looking up to people ...I am more than in the streets for the problems that others do create ''unless me be I change my life 'by not letthing people use me ''or others .... This problems do change but I the learn that taxe money or house and neighborhoods do change with time ... Hey slime shadys in ways ''I have my own place this days ..I had to work hard jobs ..THat most people never work before ''' , I the have to use drugs at times ..I do enjoy that in my city ''people lie about money and drugs by are health system or crooked cops ... I always had to fell more that a regenerate over style beyong how people might think;s it only dressing cool for excucses to look young ... THis healthy people only try to use the yough and those people are not healthy at all ... I am just a reguler person ...I know that study's do exist ''dosent mean I have to part of the broken down system with lies ''what up the detroit ''My name seem to be more than rick '''back in the days ''much love ''your friend more than rick....Bye I had fun writhing '' hope we will change the pass ''the world need to grow I find over people learning how to be people during are youngers years
True story 😂😂
Still my favorite Eminem song
I f****** love this shitt EM
2020 - I'm here because that new Eminem album is trash. Lmao, for real tho.
This is one my favs. Love it
i remember listening to this song many years ago and my mom coming in my room telling me my aunty died of cancer
Em is the biggest savage on earth
The word play is truly amazing!
2020 and still fire as the first day it released, rap music like this will sadly never be recreated
Haha rap is a joke nowadays
This shit ill
Most this song Is about a fat chick😂😂
One of my Faves 🖤🌏
...An egg role... 😂
dude...how u know it turn anywho
What the fuck is a youtube
The funniest song ever
my first ever album 9 yeqars old me in 1999
school in a nutshell,
Fuck the next lesson,
I'll pass the test guessin'
Who’s still listening 👂 in 2020
Good song I listened to this shit when I was growing up around stoners bikers and everything else
Fuck, the man Is a genius
Yo, imagine the kids feelin this shit to this day. Never ending circle till you're out
Omg!!! I so forgot about this song l. It's my favorite
I’m here in 2020
BITCH AND IM STILL NOT GIVING A FUCK N SMOKING MY MF TREES🍁💯
love this song 2020
Eminem is the greatest in da world2020
2020 ????
I aint got no weed phillies or no papers plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist ..😂😂that shit was funny
Em is always da bomb!!!! D
. . .as this world keeps turning. . .
hello 2020
Stop an let me out rn. I hang with dope dealers an grow my pot make a profit nowa days. Idk why
Listening to this on new year's 2020
Just try a buy me sometime then I rmr this magic trick... dun tun nun tuh nun nah...go go gadget dick..Rip that shit and ain't no doubt about it...hit the ground and cause an earthquake and power outage...🤣🤣
2020 bitches
This was my s*** this is a true story no one knows about man a thanks marshal for saying that s*** mother f*****
Had the same rap CDs on repeat for the last 20 years, slim shady, wu tang clan, ice cube, nas, biggie, 2 pac and old jay z. Just dont make real rap anymore
Thumbs up if you are molested as fuck!!
This dude was dope as fuck #Legend
but only got a 2 in the source
I Post Everything lol fuck do they know
2:35 I cant tank this
https://youtu.be/hEeDm2Hu8RY subscribe thank you enjoy my music
Damn this one of the best songs in the entire solar system.
Funiest thing i have ever heard "GO GO GADGET DICK"
I wish he made a video for this
Jumped up with a broken back. Thank God I was smoking crack all day and doped up off coke and smack
Rolling been too long
This Travis....love is a dangerous drug...
Eminem is basically just "fuck you" to everybody but it sounds better than fuck you
I was here
🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸
I still fuck with you em
This the song that made me look at em differently; lyrically cuz I always grew up listening to his hits but when I heard this, mind blown
Dick cannon please
This is the first song I heard from Eminem, this is when I thought: "Wow - I wanna tear up rhymes like this!" I was 7 or 8
Still hitting harder then most
"Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat bitch to death" Eminem 199x.
12-10-19 still here
Slim Shady in his prime form yo! Eminem is cool, but slim... Different monster bro!!
Oooof💥😅🚶🥞🤣
2019 going into 2020 where the real em fans at
Right here
Damn right am here haha
Jake Davis right here dawg
💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
"NOW I WANNA KILL HER"
I felt that and got it. Pictured it like a comic book. BANG!!!
*_CLaSsiC_** eMiNeM* 🔥
go go gadget d.....ck what kind of magic trick is that
Oo I sHit truss co
Triamterene also
bs eminem is still eminem, eminem still has it no matter whatt - you know what i mean
This is one if his best songs.
faygo and a slice of pizza
imagine this album being realesed in 2019. just imagine
My favorite song
Anyone here right before 2020
Forever Classic👐👐👐💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Go go magick dik
Go go gadget dick !
This is the best rap album ever made.
This is probably his funniest song lol
Listen to his songs every day in literally in loveee xx
If only I could have heard this as a 10 year old in 1999... Oh wait....
I remember when this came out.. maybe I'm biased But i love the first and second album by far the most and the early underground tracks with proof. He lost touch after that.
Banging in November 2019
Best ever
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Slick Rick- Childrens story and this track are 2 songs that the visuals from lyric just appear and play out in your imagination.
This song borrows the entire rhyme patterns and idea from Redman' Sooperman Luva series. Literally i can layer portions of this song with Reds Luva songs. Its identical with a slight more white humor twist.
Go go gadget dick! XD
2:50 Best Part
A Faygo and a slice of pizza
Brilliant song if you listen
Who else has their own video in their head when you hear this original LOL
I've honestly never seen the feet hanging outta the Trunk. lol
Just got home from the psych ward. 1st song I bumped.
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