Earl Sweatshirt - Earl Lyrics
Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashin' while
Jackin' off to bufferin' vids of Asher Roth eatin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twisted sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off
Stop screamin', bitch: you shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the attic armed with an addict's arm
Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin"
Puts the pieces of decomposin' bodies in plastic
Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit
I'm askin' that you faggot rap actors take action
And get a hall pass for this class-act shit
Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, askin' where her ass go
In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes
Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust
And butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut
It's OF buttercup: go ahead, fuck with us
Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch
As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt
Found the mustard, fuckin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up
"What you doin'?" Nothin' much, squish out some other stuff
Gotta fuckin' bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us
[Verse 2]
Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off
DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lotta talk
Cotton soft pussy them Odd niggas is Molotov
Cocktails, fuckin' toss one in your apartment dog
Wolf Gang we ain't barkin', nah
Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off
Put in a carpet and watch it get auctioned off
The Ace tell Shake's daughter "We're sorry, but papa's gone... bitch"
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Earl Sweatshirt Earl Comments
Jeeez 2010... Time flies fast as fuck
Ahhhhhhh the shitty diy video days , good times
Summer or 10’ when earl dropped it was like he was already a Sensei when it came to the lyrics. This was history, he IS history. Earl the LEGEND!
Feel bad for taco
Who’s here in 2025
still the best video and beat ever.. end of 2019..so many good lines..
It’s so scary that this is gonna be 10yrs old in like 7 months :(
9 years past and still don’t know if the mixture they drank was real
FuCk SteVe HaRVey
Yo
I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
Crashing while jacking off
To buffering vids of Asher Roth
Eattin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets
And laugh it off
Twisted sicker than mad cattle
In fact I'm off
Six different liquors
With a Prince wig plastered on
Stop screamin', bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addicts arm
Earl puts the 'ass' in "assassin."
Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook
And fucking cast the shit
I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action
And get a hall pass from this class-act shit
How the fuck I fit a axe in a satchel?
Slip capsules in the glass, you dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
In my room redefining the meaning of black holes
Before I suck it up. But hurry
I got nuts to bust, and butts to fuck, and ups to shut
And sluts to fucking uppercut
It's OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us
Without a doubt
A sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
Asked for a couple bucks
Shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade her thong
My dick is having guts for lunch
As well as supper, then I rummage through her ruptured cunt
Found the mustard
Fuckin' nosey neighbors notice something's up
"Whatcha doin'?"
Nothin' much
Would shout some other stuff
Gotta fucking bounce
Guess the bouncers had enough of us
"Fuck you doin'? Eat my dick! I'll eat your ass!"
"Fuck T in the ass, man"
"Ay, fuck you!"
"Fuck that nigga, man!"
Get 'em off the pavement
Whipe the dirt and vomit off
DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lot of talk
Cotton soft, pussy
Them Odd niggas is molotov
Cocktails fuckin' toss 'em into your apartment, dog
Wolf Gang, we ain't barkin', nawh
Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off
Put 'em in carpet and watch 'em get auctioned off to Ace
Tell Shakes daughter we're sorry but poppa's gone, bitch
Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga
Fuck them 2DopeBoyz, niggas
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All,
Don't give a fuck, nigga
Stay pop, nigga
Earl, whaddup nigga?
Fuck Steve Harvey
Earl Sweats always had a gift. Dude is one of the most lyrical and clever rappers we’ve had this generation.
FUCK steve harvey
they need milk..
Mf ripped his nail straight off. Jesus christ what type of shit you gotta be on to do that?
I mean you know it's not real right?
Why those ppl bleeding every fucking where😂
this is hard
0:41 Lizzo
What the hell is tyler having a seizure? 1:56
We would all have seizures if we drank a shake made of weed NyQuill Cocaine Fentanyl and Beer like who wouldn't shit looks painful
Bro I remember listing to this when I was like 7 or 8, OF and Tyler/Earl were a huge part of the person I am today, frfr
i feel you.. thats how insane clown posse made me who i am today.
I swear I remember this video being more scary when I was in middle school 😂
flower boy fans would cry if they see this
wrong artist bro
Error 444 all white girls lmao
1:55 Juice WRLD?????
Bunch of drug heads
Juice wrld start at 1:56
Wow, I remember seeing this for the first time and being so fucking intrigued and scared and I didn’t know what the fuck was going on but I lowkey loved it
2010 wasn't ready for this
Death juice 🥤🤙
We though this shit was real in junior high 🤣
15 y/o earl hits different
This video is twisted. But it makes fantastic art and film inspiration.
When you look back you kinda get why his mom sent him away after seeing this lol
I was ten watching this
CHICKERN WANG
!!!! CHICKERNNNN TANG WANG GANGGGG!!!
CHIKKKKKKKKKKRERN WANGGG
CHICKERn
I HATE THIS
I never not been in a not whirl pool of disaster in which god lies in death of all of us please
He is so small
Stop screaming bitch You shouldn’t be that alarmed that big lips is in the attic armed with and addicts arm
Damn I should’ve lied about my age when making may account 😐😐 if anyone wants to scream record and send me the vid
big bad 805er scream record
Gio G. Nvm I changed my age anyways soo
he put tictacs, san pellegrino, 2 different colored waters, and flour in that, lol
Can't believe this was almost a whole decade ago
Pls add to spotify :(
Todo gringo gosta de Santa na benga
İğrenç
still fyee
1:58 most badass shot I've ever seen
The opening is just saying the name,artist and album
Earl gonna go down in history if we keep seein him
This video changed my life forever
whatdefok
whatt yall blackhole lean recipe
FREE EARL
Good video
I squeeze hearing this song
Death Juice-Weed,Cocaine,OxyContin, 2 different types of cough syrup and beer. And they’re all still alive.
Legendary
Most raw music video ever made
Earl really been that nigga YAWUH
Is this video for real? Or they acting ?lol this video is literally agains ALL the laws of youtube ahhahaahhaah
Me and the boys after mixing all kinds of drugs
This video used to terrify me in high school 🤣🤣🤣
in and out
I started watching them one year later I was six and I found this
Looking back at this... Yeah something had to change...
Why would you drink that nasty ass shit lol I cant believe we thought this shit was real back then lmao
Miss this earl no lie
Watching this now made me realize how comedic they are 😂😂
I showed this to my mom now she’s my dad
This just screams late 2000’s/early 2010’s
Underivable it was released in 2010 so that’s probably why
I'd it came yesterday it would scream tomorrow.
This literally seems like a typical Sunday for me
Yo
I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
Crashing while jacking off
To buffering vids of Asher Roth
Eattin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets
And laugh it off
Twisted sicker than mad cattle
In fact I'm off
Six different liquors
With a Prince wig plastered on
Stop screamin', bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addicts arm
Earl puts the 'ass' in "assassin."
Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook
And fucking cast the shit
I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action
And get a hall pass from this class-act shit
How the fuck I fit a axe in a satchel?
Slip capsules in the glass, you dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
In my room redefining the meaning of black holes
Before I suck it up. But hurry
I got nuts to bust, and butts to fuck, and ups to shut
And sluts to fucking uppercut
It's OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us
Without a doubt
A sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
Asked for a couple bucks
Shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade her thong
My dick is having guts for lunch
As well as supper, then I rummage through her ruptured cunt
Found the mustard
Fuckin' nosey neighbors notice something's up
"Whatcha doin'?"
Nothin' much
Would shout some other stuff
Gotta fucking bounce
Guess the bouncers had enough of us
"Fuck you doin'? Eat my dick! I'll eat your ass!"
"Fuck T in the ass, man"
"Ay, fuck you!"
"Fuck that nigga, man!"
Get 'em off the pavement
Whipe the dirt and vomit off
DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lot of talk
Cotton soft, pussy
Them Odd niggas is molotov
Cocktails fuckin' toss 'em into your apartment, dog
Wolf Gang, we ain't barkin', nawh
Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off
Put 'em in carpet and watch 'em get auctioned off to Ace
Tell Shakes daughter we're sorry but poppa's gone, bitch
Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga
Fuck them 2DopeBoyz, niggas
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All,
Don't give a fuck, nigga
Stay pop, nigga
Earl, whaddup nigga?
Fuck Steve Harvey
This song vs East you tell me what is better
Are they bleeding because of the drink?
So dark dirty like how can u beat this six shit I’m sorry the old of 😭😭😭😭
Earl was 16 when he made this
What a nice group of African American gentlemen
Bruh I’m old enough to get that Asher Roth reference.
Fuck
That mannequen head looks like bleached Michael Jackson
Once got this song to come up on a dingy pool hall jukebox explicit version prime time Saturday night drinking Busch light on special and it comes on banging throughout the whole place and people just froze and the whole place was like what is going on and the owners had to put money in their own machines to change the song cuz it frightened everyone. I felt so good that night 😁
Earl is short man
Kids these days will never know
Had to come back after East...
if you dont like east you aint a real fan
robi, the godfather east was SHIT idgaf
And his music is much better now
East sounds like a beat 1700s poets would make
@robi, the godfather I really like Earl but man let's be real, east is really bad
2010 was so cool
If hip hop was a school odd future would probably be the weird group of kids.
2019 fuk Steve Harvey
who's here after hearing earls new shitty album🤮
Ethan Pavon me
anyone in 2020 January 1
No teeth were lost in this video
eminem is god
my favorite verse is the one carl aiken said
earl is the definition of simple but powerful
Til this day I don’t know if this shit is real or not
Obviously not lmao, if they did make a drink with those drugs they would not have teeth and hair failing out. Also as if they would be able to document all of them dying at the end? It's like wondering if tyler really hung himself in Yonkers lol
Idk Tyler’s Seizure looked way to real
this came out when i was an egg, im 5 years old now!
every to words is a swear word like damn
bro are you like 6
Cole Claudel this was 9 years ago retard
@AyeKoma r/woooosh
is the drink they drink real?
damn.. been 9 years since i last seen this video.. not my type of music back then or today.. blame my friends for showing me this 😂😂😂 hella thought alla dis was real
honestly wish they still did this style of rap
Fun artists gotta evolve at some point
Anyone else wanna run away as a kid to fuck shit up with these guys?