Earl Sweatshirt - Earl Lyrics




Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashin' while
Jackin' off to bufferin' vids of Asher Roth eatin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twisted sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off
Six different liquors with a Prince wig plastered on
Stop screamin', bitch: you shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the attic armed with an addict's arm
Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin"
Puts the pieces of decomposin' bodies in plastic
Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit
I'm askin' that you faggot rap actors take action
And get a hall pass for this class-act shit
How the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel?
Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, askin' where her ass go
In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes
Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust
And butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut
It's OF buttercup: go ahead, fuck with us
Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch
As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt
Found the mustard, fuckin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up
"What you doin'?" Nothin' much, squish out some other stuff
Gotta fuckin' bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us

[Verse 2]
Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off
DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lotta talk
Cotton soft pussy them Odd niggas is Molotov
Cocktails, fuckin' toss one in your apartment dog
Wolf Gang we ain't barkin', nah
Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off
Put in a carpet and watch it get auctioned off
The Ace tell Shake's daughter "We're sorry, but papa's gone... bitch"





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  1. DaanV9

    Jeeez 2010... Time flies fast as fuck

  2. Ruben Magana

    Ahhhhhhh the shitty diy video days , good times

  3. Jordan Knowles

    Summer or 10’ when earl dropped it was like he was already a Sensei when it came to the lyrics. This was history, he IS history. Earl the LEGEND!

  4. Thulium

    Feel bad for taco

  5. Lancer thot

    Who’s here in 2025

  6. David

    still the best video and beat ever.. end of 2019..so many good lines..

  7. zenaxt

    It’s so scary that this is gonna be 10yrs old in like 7 months :(

  8. Game Of Velets

    9 years past and still don’t know if the mixture they drank was real

  9. Keenan Johnson

    FuCk SteVe HaRVey

  10. AirForceDone Burberry

    Yo
    I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
    Crashing while jacking off
    To buffering vids of Asher Roth
    Eattin' apple sauce
    Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
    And knock blunt ashes into their caskets
    And laugh it off
    Twisted sicker than mad cattle
    In fact I'm off
    Six different liquors
    With a Prince wig plastered on
    Stop screamin', bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
    When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addicts arm
    Earl puts the 'ass' in "assassin."
    Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
    Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
    Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
    It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
    I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook
    And fucking cast the shit
    I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action
    And get a hall pass from this class-act shit
    How the fuck I fit a axe in a satchel?
    Slip capsules in the glass, you dizzy rascal
    Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
    In my room redefining the meaning of black holes
    Before I suck it up. But hurry
    I got nuts to bust, and butts to fuck, and ups to shut
    And sluts to fucking uppercut
    It's OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us
    Without a doubt
    A sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
    Asked for a couple bucks
    Shove a trumpet up her butt
    Play a song, invade her thong
    My dick is having guts for lunch
    As well as supper, then I rummage through her ruptured cunt
    Found the mustard
    Fuckin' nosey neighbors notice something's up
    "Whatcha doin'?"
    Nothin' much
    Would shout some other stuff
    Gotta fucking bounce
    Guess the bouncers had enough of us
    "Fuck you doin'? Eat my dick! I'll eat your ass!"
    "Fuck T in the ass, man"
    "Ay, fuck you!"
    "Fuck that nigga, man!"
    Get 'em off the pavement
    Whipe the dirt and vomit off
    DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lot of talk
    Cotton soft, pussy
    Them Odd niggas is molotov
    Cocktails fuckin' toss 'em into your apartment, dog
    Wolf Gang, we ain't barkin', nawh
    Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off
    Put 'em in carpet and watch 'em get auctioned off to Ace
    Tell Shakes daughter we're sorry but poppa's gone, bitch
    Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga
    Fuck them 2DopeBoyz, niggas
    Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All,
    Don't give a fuck, nigga
    Stay pop, nigga
    Earl, whaddup nigga?
    Fuck Steve Harvey

  11. Emgien Beats

    Earl Sweats always had a gift. Dude is one of the most lyrical and clever rappers we’ve had this generation.

  12. Dwayne Wilks

    FUCK steve harvey

  13. KingDuffy 123

    they need milk..

  14. Frannie

    Mf ripped his nail straight off. Jesus christ what type of shit you gotta be on to do that?

    Jeb Bush

    I mean you know it's not real right?

  15. _Hanz_zz_

    Why those ppl bleeding every fucking where😂

  16. don stepped inside

    this is hard

  17. Khakis

    0:41 Lizzo

  18. Brody Thompson

    What the hell is tyler having a seizure? 1:56

    Elliott Lee

    We would all have seizures if we drank a shake made of weed NyQuill Cocaine Fentanyl and Beer like who wouldn't shit looks painful

  19. Jacob Jensen

    Bro I remember listing to this when I was like 7 or 8, OF and Tyler/Earl were a huge part of the person I am today, frfr

    David

    i feel you.. thats how insane clown posse made me who i am today.

  20. Ty Skull

    I swear I remember this video being more scary when I was in middle school 😂

  21. Error 444

    flower boy fans would cry if they see this

    Guunky

    wrong artist bro

    de chark

    Error 444 all white girls lmao

  22. Haywyre HD

    1:55 Juice WRLD?????

  23. PDX your mom

    Bunch of drug heads

  24. IanComedyTv

    Juice wrld start at 1:56

  25. Jay Lloyd

    Wow, I remember seeing this for the first time and being so fucking intrigued and scared and I didn’t know what the fuck was going on but I lowkey loved it

  26. 66malthe

    2010 wasn't ready for this

  27. Tyler Fields

    Death juice 🥤🤙

  28. Popa Doc

    We though this shit was real in junior high 🤣

  29. Bruh

    15 y/o earl hits different

  30. LeilaniLanes

    This video is twisted. But it makes fantastic art and film inspiration.

  31. Deuces Shoeless

    When you look back you kinda get why his mom sent him away after seeing this lol

  32. Noble Grant

    I was ten watching this

  33. Charles Redfield

    CHICKERN WANG

    Charles Redfield

    !!!! CHICKERNNNN TANG WANG GANGGGG!!!

    Charles Redfield

    CHIKKKKKKKKKKRERN WANGGG

    Charles Redfield

    CHICKERn

  34. Charles Redfield

    I HATE THIS

    Charles Redfield

    I never not been in a not whirl pool of disaster in which god lies in death of all of us please

  35. duck

    He is so small

  36. Jay Ramsey

    Stop screaming bitch You shouldn’t be that alarmed that big lips is in the attic armed with and addicts arm

  37. big bad 805er

    Damn I should’ve lied about my age when making may account 😐😐 if anyone wants to scream record and send me the vid

    Gio G.

    big bad 805er scream record

    big bad 805er

    Gio G. Nvm I changed my age anyways soo

  38. the scronch

    he put tictacs, san pellegrino, 2 different colored waters, and flour in that, lol

  39. Anthony Harris

    Can't believe this was almost a whole decade ago

  40. Dan Stackhouse

    Pls add to spotify :(

  41. Bruno Diniz

    Todo gringo gosta de Santa na benga

  42. KVMxMerLiiN

    İğrenç

  43. Dis Filin

    still fyee

  44. longgone

    1:58 most badass shot I've ever seen

  45. Bongo Kong

    The opening is just saying the name,artist and album

  46. NSBT

    Earl gonna go down in history if we keep seein him

  47. Tikye

    This video changed my life forever

  48. nitelite

    whatdefok

  49. Nascifer Tape Machine

    whatt yall blackhole lean recipe

  50. Luca*

    FREE EARL

  51. Amazing DankMeMes

    Good video

  52. Juan Kinney

    I squeeze hearing this song

  53. Gio Garcia

    Death Juice-Weed,Cocaine,OxyContin, 2 different types of cough syrup and beer. And they’re all still alive.








    Legendary

  54. The Brown Sinatra

    Most raw music video ever made

  55. TurntUpJuiceMan

    Earl really been that nigga YAWUH

  56. Stylianos Zinieris

    Is this video for real? Or they acting ?lol this video is literally agains ALL the laws of youtube ahhahaahhaah

  57. Cem Gürkaş

    Me and the boys after mixing all kinds of drugs

  58. davion

    This video used to terrify me in high school 🤣🤣🤣

    Charles Redfield

    in and out

  59. Un Known

    I started watching them one year later I was six and I found this

  60. F-NOTE THE VISIONARY

    Looking back at this... Yeah something had to change...

  61. Gabriel Villegas

    Why would you drink that nasty ass shit lol I cant believe we thought this shit was real back then lmao

  62. ADarkerParker

    Miss this earl no lie

  63. JosAtv

    Watching this now made me realize how comedic they are 😂😂

  64. Jay Jos

    I showed this to my mom now she’s my dad

  65. Underivable

    This just screams late 2000’s/early 2010’s

    delay

    Underivable it was released in 2010 so that’s probably why

    Los Trem

    I'd it came yesterday it would scream tomorrow.

  66. Bubblegum Hash420

    This literally seems like a typical Sunday for me

  67. Iron Cote

    Yo
    I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
    Crashing while jacking off
    To buffering vids of Asher Roth
    Eattin' apple sauce
    Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
    And knock blunt ashes into their caskets
    And laugh it off
    Twisted sicker than mad cattle
    In fact I'm off
    Six different liquors
    With a Prince wig plastered on
    Stop screamin', bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
    When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addicts arm
    Earl puts the 'ass' in "assassin."
    Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
    Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
    Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
    It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
    I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook
    And fucking cast the shit
    I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action
    And get a hall pass from this class-act shit
    How the fuck I fit a axe in a satchel?
    Slip capsules in the glass, you dizzy rascal
    Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
    In my room redefining the meaning of black holes
    Before I suck it up. But hurry
    I got nuts to bust, and butts to fuck, and ups to shut
    And sluts to fucking uppercut
    It's OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us
    Without a doubt
    A sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
    Asked for a couple bucks
    Shove a trumpet up her butt
    Play a song, invade her thong
    My dick is having guts for lunch
    As well as supper, then I rummage through her ruptured cunt
    Found the mustard
    Fuckin' nosey neighbors notice something's up
    "Whatcha doin'?"
    Nothin' much
    Would shout some other stuff
    Gotta fucking bounce
    Guess the bouncers had enough of us
    "Fuck you doin'? Eat my dick! I'll eat your ass!"
    "Fuck T in the ass, man"
    "Ay, fuck you!"
    "Fuck that nigga, man!"
    Get 'em off the pavement
    Whipe the dirt and vomit off
    DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lot of talk
    Cotton soft, pussy
    Them Odd niggas is molotov
    Cocktails fuckin' toss 'em into your apartment, dog
    Wolf Gang, we ain't barkin', nawh
    Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off
    Put 'em in carpet and watch 'em get auctioned off to Ace
    Tell Shakes daughter we're sorry but poppa's gone, bitch
    Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga
    Fuck them 2DopeBoyz, niggas
    Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All,
    Don't give a fuck, nigga
    Stay pop, nigga
    Earl, whaddup nigga?
    Fuck Steve Harvey

  68. tblowe40 ?

    This song vs East you tell me what is better

  69. Juan Kinney

    Are they bleeding because of the drink?

  70. espskateteamMD

    So dark dirty like how can u beat this six shit I’m sorry the old of 😭😭😭😭

  71. freedom Olejniczak

    Earl was 16 when he made this

  72. BurntPasta.mp4 ,

    What a nice group of African American gentlemen

  73. Conor Doyle

    Bruh I’m old enough to get that Asher Roth reference.
    Fuck

  74. Socks Visual

    That mannequen head looks like bleached Michael Jackson

  75. Nightchair Records

    Once got this song to come up on a dingy pool hall jukebox explicit version prime time Saturday night drinking Busch light on special and it comes on banging throughout the whole place and people just froze and the whole place was like what is going on and the owners had to put money in their own machines to change the song cuz it frightened everyone. I felt so good that night 😁

  76. FLux

    Earl is short man

  77. YVNKS

    Kids these days will never know

  78. That man Scott

    Had to come back after East...

    robi, the godfather

    if you dont like east you aint a real fan

    Cien Almas

    robi, the godfather east was SHIT idgaf

    pbs

    And his music is much better now

    Elliott Lee

    East sounds like a beat 1700s poets would make

    Saucerthansauce

    @robi, the godfather I really like Earl but man let's be real, east is really bad

  79. Saucerthansauce

    2010 was so cool

  80. Amit Bali

    If hip hop was a school odd future would probably be the weird group of kids.

  81. Patt 420

    2019 fuk Steve Harvey

  82. Ethan Pavon

    who's here after hearing earls new shitty album🤮

    LaZed

    Ethan Pavon me

  83. Dohshu

    anyone in 2020 January 1

  84. LaZed

    No teeth were lost in this video

  85. Elijah Barrack

    eminem is god

  86. Elijah Barrack

    my favorite verse is the one carl aiken said

  87. Now Unknown

    earl is the definition of simple but powerful

  88. Jiggy

    Til this day I don’t know if this shit is real or not

    Connor Grenier

    Obviously not lmao, if they did make a drink with those drugs they would not have teeth and hair failing out. Also as if they would be able to document all of them dying at the end? It's like wondering if tyler really hung himself in Yonkers lol

    Jiggy

    Idk Tyler’s Seizure looked way to real

  89. taya

    this came out when i was an egg, im 5 years old now!

  90. Cole Claudel

    every to words is a swear word like damn

  91. Cole Claudel

    bro are you like 6

    AyeKoma

    Cole Claudel this was 9 years ago retard

    Daniel Bareket

    @AyeKoma r/woooosh

  92. Juniordavidz

    is the drink they drink real?

  93. actually_jamie

    damn.. been 9 years since i last seen this video.. not my type of music back then or today.. blame my friends for showing me this 😂😂😂 hella thought alla dis was real

  94. Fun

    honestly wish they still did this style of rap

    Isaiah

    Fun artists gotta evolve at some point

  95. lil Rick

    Anyone else wanna run away as a kid to fuck shit up with these guys?