Earl Keen, Robert - Wireless In Heaven Lyrics




My wife took all the money, left me for a cop.
And I don't know nobody in this coffee shop.
I'm starin' at the menu board, waitin' in a line,
With ten bucks on my Starbucks card and one thing on my mind

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know.
Do I need a password to log in when I go?
And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail?
Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?

I order mocha latte ginger jasmine tea.
The pretty little cashier girl looks up and smiles at me;
She says "it is an honor", she knows who I am,
Her grandpa plays the guitar and he's my biggest fan.

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know.
Do I need a password to log in when I go?
And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail?
Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?

I'm cosmically connected, spiritually aware.
They say I'm apathetic, but I don't really care.
Pathetically reflective, feeling over-matched,
I wanna meet my maker with no wires attached.

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know.
Do I need a password to log in when I go?
Tell me will Jesus answer my e-mail?
Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?
Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?





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  1. kernelcorny

    Beam me up, Scotty. Aye Captain Kirk, there is a transporter malfunction.

  2. Tech Mundane

    This man is a genius

  3. Roland0554

    Just heard DJ Weasel play this on WTMD so had to check to see if it was here. Will spread the gospel and send it to my friends! (BTW, pretty sure Jesus has enough of a sense of humor to get a kick out of this.)

  4. Madonna Borromeo

    this is terrible..I don't think the Jesus I serve is laughing at this.

    highnrising

    Yeah, Jesus is much more into "Merry Christmas From the Family."

    P Matthews

    Madonna Borromeo i think Jesus laughs at a lot more than you realize.

  5. Maria Munoz

    I just love REK. Can't get enough of his songs.

    Maria Munoz

    I love this song, lmao

    Maria Munoz

    Maybe there is wireless in Heaven; if not, I'll settle for TV.

    Vinay Kumar Singh

    @Maria Munoz really so nice

  6. joshporter08

    I love this tune!

  7. Harvey Locklear

    And again.

  8. Catahoula Brown

    AWESOME...R.E.K. !!!

  9. Justin Jagger

    As of 7/12/2012, one person doesn't get it.

    alan4sure

    A slow thinking born again...

  10. Butch Shipley

    Ahh yes. Robert Earl, great trubador.

  11. Floyd K

    I don't get it