Dresden Dolls, The - Mandy Goes To Med School Lyrics
I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger
Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be
Yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
And zest for the counter-productive
Up and down and roundabout and out the back
And keep your mouth shut tight
The lights are staying out but no sweat I've got aim like a mack truck
Guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there
Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere
I've been baking cakes for the enemy
I've been dying to find out the hard way
Ive been taking friends to the alleyway
Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV
All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options
How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin
I've been getting up close and intimate
Some close calls but I'm getting into it
In some states they say you can burn for it
But ill burn that bridge when i get to it
It's not a bad thing
To get professional
It's got a nice ring
Mandy goes to med school
I've been taking tips from the government
I've been getting damn good at hiding it
Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
Two down now but who's gonna notice it?
And if you show up and I am unavailable
My partner brian would love to take care of you
He is a nice man
Thoroughly reliable
He's in a rock band
And he goes to med school.....
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Dresden Dolls, The Mandy Goes To Med School Comments
listening to this now is a bit darker than it used to be, but topical
This is so underrated.. oh my gohs, this is greaT!!
TV Tropes brought me here a while ago. I love this song. It’s so creepy and badass.
My favorite quote (among many) is:
“How about a nine-month-long vacation and a two-foot coffin?”
Song is about abortion 😬
I’ve been feeling dull as a coat hanger pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be
yes i’ll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing lets start in with a test of your intelligence and zest for the counter productive up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut tight the lights are staying out but no sweat I’ve got aim like a mack truck guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere
I’ve been baking cakes for the enemy I’ve been dying to find out the hard way I’ve been taking friends to the alleyway two down now but who’s counting anyway?
yes i can do everything you need from out of my new SUV my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery put away those pliers honey trust me cause i know the options how about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin
I’ve been getting up close and intimate some close calls but oh im getting into it in some states they say you can burn for it but ill burn that bridge when I get to it
it’s not a bad thing to get professional its got a nice ring mandy goes to med school
I’ve been taking tips from the government I’ve been getting damn good at hiding it fifteen bucks a month ought to cover it two down now but who’s gonna notice it?
if you show up and i am unavailable my partner Brian would love to take care of you
he is a nice man fairly reliable he’s in a rock band and he goes to med school and he goes to med school he goes to med school…
this is one of my favorite songs on the yes, Virginia album
such a good song
Perfect album! Dresden dolls have never had a bad song!