Dresden Dolls, The - Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner Lyrics




He told me that I knew just what to laugh at
And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so I could know for certain
So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
While doubling entendres with the voicings
He said "oh darling, you're charming, please don't find it alarming
If I pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting"

Now there there
I'm a friendly man
I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened

So silently I sat and turned the pages
Recalculating our respective ages
Over my shoulder he muttered if I get any older
You can hack my wrists off with your choice of objects no I'm kidding

Don't be scared
I'm a friendly man
I joke about death because its funny when you're frightened

This is as far as I could get he jabbed a needle in my neck
Erasing all the evidence but there were matchsticks in my pants
And if a rock should hit my head and I remember what he did
You'll be there very first to know
Maybe I'll find out why this damn thing wont stop bleeding

He told me that I showed a great potential
That given I turned heads and pages fame would be a piece of cake but
Practice was essential
So like a stupid child I believed it
And golly who would ever had agreed if
I had been schubert or mozart
Devoted to the fine art of perfecting absolutely everything inconsequential

Don't be sad I'll come back again
I joke about trash cause it takes class to be enlightened

So several decades have gone by
I am still sitting by his side
I turn the pages faithfully
He turns his head and smiles at me
And with a wink he said "I doubt
We would be anywhere without
Your gift for keeping truth and consequence from meeting"





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Dresden Dolls, The Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner Comments
  1. The Lonesome Organist

    fuck this band for ripin off my band name and unjustifiably slandering me.
    And fuck google/youtube for perpetuating it into eternity.
    yours truely - The Lonesome Organist

  2. J. B. Bost

    So glad for her and Neil Gaiman.

    Fine China

    J. B. Bost what happened?

    Fine China

    J. B. Bost what happened between she and Neil?

    Fine China

    J. B. Bost oh I thought they became a couple or something 😂

    Fine China

    J. B. Bost Not sarcastic, I’m a teenager so I don’t really know about celebrities personal lives and stuff 😅 sorry for the misunderstanding

    Fellrendión

    @Fine China they're married if you don't already know by now

  3. MeiGoat

    Wow where are all the comments
    Have loved this song for a while <33

  4. zedata57

    Beautiful.

  5. Secretelover12

    DRESDEN DOLLS FOREVER

  6. Never Where

    I joke about trash cause it takes class to be enlightened

  7. Natalie Parker

    I love this so much.