Dresden Dolls, The - Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner Lyrics
He told me that I knew just what to laugh at
And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so I could know for certain
So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
While doubling entendres with the voicings
He said "oh darling, you're charming, please don't find it alarming
Now there there
I'm a friendly man
I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened
So silently I sat and turned the pages
Recalculating our respective ages
Over my shoulder he muttered if I get any older
You can hack my wrists off with your choice of objects no I'm kidding
I'm a friendly man
I joke about death because its funny when you're frightened
This is as far as I could get he jabbed a needle in my neck
Erasing all the evidence but there were matchsticks in my pants
And if a rock should hit my head and I remember what he did
You'll be there very first to know
Maybe I'll find out why this damn thing wont stop bleeding
That given I turned heads and pages fame would be a piece of cake but
Practice was essential
So like a stupid child I believed it
And golly who would ever had agreed if
I had been schubert or mozart
Devoted to the fine art of perfecting absolutely everything inconsequential
Don't be sad I'll come back again
I joke about trash cause it takes class to be enlightened
So several decades have gone by
I am still sitting by his side
He turns his head and smiles at me
And with a wink he said "I doubt
We would be anywhere without
Your gift for keeping truth and consequence from meeting"
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Dresden Dolls, The Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner Comments
fuck this band for ripin off my band name and unjustifiably slandering me.
And fuck google/youtube for perpetuating it into eternity.
yours truely - The Lonesome Organist
So glad for her and Neil Gaiman.
J. B. Bost what happened?
J. B. Bost what happened between she and Neil?
J. B. Bost oh I thought they became a couple or something 😂
J. B. Bost Not sarcastic, I’m a teenager so I don’t really know about celebrities personal lives and stuff 😅 sorry for the misunderstanding
@Fine China they're married if you don't already know by now
Wow where are all the comments
Have loved this song for a while <33
Beautiful.
DRESDEN DOLLS FOREVER
I joke about trash cause it takes class to be enlightened
I love this so much.