Dolly Parton - PMS Blues Lyrics






Eve you wicked woman, you done put your curse on me
Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree
You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss
Why I can't even count the good friends I've already lost
Cause of PMS blues, PMS blues
I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't help
I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues
Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold
But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold
Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same
You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain"
PMS blues, PMS blues
You know you must forgive us for we care not what we do
I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues

But you know we can't help it
We don't even know the cause
But as soon as this part's over, then comes the menopause
Oh, Lord, Oh, Lord
We're going to always be a heap of fun
Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering
Everybody's suffering, huh?

But a woman had to write this song, a man would be scared to
Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to
Those PMS blues
You know we'd kill for less than that
PMS blues
You don't want to cross my path
Cause a pitbull ain't no match
For these teeth a clenchin', fluid retention
Head a swellin', can't stop yellin'
Got no patience, I'm so hateful
PMS blues, premenstrual syndrome
Got those moods a swingin', tears a slingin'
Nothin' fits me when it hits me
Rantin', ravin', misbehavin'
PMS blues

It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man
But you know that only means one thing
If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute
With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman
With those old PMS blues
PMS blues
I don't want to talk about it, we both could do without it
Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk back
Gone ballistic, unrealistic
Awful lowdown, bitch to be around
PMS blues





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  1. F.... P....

    Like the devil takin' over my body!!!!

  2. d.... m....

    Dolly is a great songwriter and singer (and comediene)

  3. D.... S....

    can i have my rib back Adam God's son

  4. D.... S....

    i except blame for sin Adam

  5. J.... M....

    Lol, me too, Dolly

  6. d.... a....

    yo this song makes me laugh

  7. L.... �....

    So relatable right now I had to look this up after years since I first I heard it lol

  8. L.... W....

    Testify, brothers.

  9. P.... ....

    Came here because Alexa said this is her favorite Dolly Parton song

    P.... ....

    Alexa knows what’s up 😂

  10. A.... P....

    Yaaas Queen Dolly!!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  11. t.... ....

    I send this to my girlfriend once a month...

  12. I.... ....

    I just looked up pms blues on google because I felt alone and sad and I wanted advice. Then I found this and I feel so much better! Dolly uniting women everywhere ❤️

  13. A.... P....

    I FREAKIN LOVE HER

  14. R.... W....

    when this song came out on her Heart Songs album I decided that I like Dolly Parton again since she went weird and hollywood on on us

  15. P.... F....

    Love this song

  16. t.... ....

    This song single-handedly caused me to become a fan of Dolly Parton. I can completely identify with every single one of the lyrics. Man oh man, being a woman fucking sucks sometimes.

  17. L.... T....

    It's not nice to sing about me like that! :0 However, it's been almost 20 years since I've had any problem with PMS.

  18. T.... D....

    I played this song for my daughter once a month when she was a teenager. I absolutely love this song. Great

    T.... D....

    Terry Dunican

    T.... D....

    Terry Dunican my PMS is killing me

  19. M.... W....

    this is the best song ever!!!!!

  20. B.... R....

    I love this song. Been there.any time I am feeling down I like to play this song & I laugh so hard it just lifts up my spirts.

  21. K.... N....

    I'm so glad I never had PMS. I try to stay happy. I'm not the type to argue or be mean. That's a waste of time. But I sympathize with my sisters. Hormones can be a bitch and nothing fits and everybody can get on your nerves. Oh, and that's not counting the road rage or screaming at the tv when the DVR didn't record your show.

    K.... N....

    And let's not forget those killer cramps, hellish headaches, and weird food cravings. All of us know this. Anyone else lay in bed, in the fetal position, an ice pack on your head, wondering if Doritos sandwiched between two brownies w a side of fries and a Diet Coke would be sooooo good at that moment???

  22. S.... S....

    Amen sister! This can turn an angel to a bitch!!

  23. N.... D....

    Thanks for posting this! Wish we could see the performance, especially at the end.Would love to see what she pulled out of the hat to get that reaction from the audience. Thanks, again. <3

  24. H.... M....

    Pretty ironic that the ad was for tampax lol

    H.... M....

    ROTFLMAO!

  25. k.... p....

    calming me already.

  26. M.... M....

    First time i every heard this

  27. S.... S....

    Lol, this is genius from Dolly!

  28. p.... S....

    I have this scheduled to play at my funeral as crazy as that sounds. I love it!!!!

  29. J.... C....

    Dedicated to myself. .

  30. M.... B....

    I love you Dolly! Haha, so me right now.

  31. K.... S....

    Oh man I have the pms blues :-(

    K.... S....

    Same. I'm doing follow up calls for a job and old just makes me feel more discouraged right now.

    K.... S....

    Oops. I meant to put PMS instead of old.

    K.... S....

    Me three

  32. J.... R....

    dishes flyin' lol totally me!

    J.... R....

    Jozelle Reyna I broke two plates today because I’m pmsing badly !! God this song is good

  33. C.... G....

    LOVE IT.

  34. L.... L....

    I love it because she can poke fun at herself. At least she isn't blaming everyone else for a woman's problem shared by the majority of us females.

  35. A.... E....

    wonderfull and so funny and true

  36. S.... C....

    How I love Dolly for this! lol If I could get this on ringback tone, It would so be on right now. lol - Thanks, Dolly! <3 Natalie

    S.... C....

    Get zedge ringtones and download the song

  37. S.... F....

    Love this song!! :P

  38. m.... ....

    "If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute
    With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman!"
    hahaha made me laugh so hard!! you're awesome Dolly!!!

  39. R.... A....

    I'm having my pms!!!!!

  40. M.... ....

    was just bawling my eyes out, not anymore - this must be one of the cures for pms :D

  41. s.... s....

    i think this is the funest song she wrote lol

    s.... s....

    Check out black draught by her

  42. P.... H....

    It's sooo true

  43. J.... ....

    please tell me this is a joke... please? :S

  44. v.... ....

    i'm normally not a big country fan but i must say Dolly has nailed it with this song! it sums up PMS perfectly! this is a great song! just don't tell that to any of my metalhead friends (but then most metalheads are men so they'd never understand anyway)

  45. s.... k....

    she should have put this song in the musical 9-5

  46. L.... R....

    She's great! She tells it like it is. We've all been there! But none of us have ever said the truth about it like she has. I have to hand it to Dolly, I admire her for this song!

  47. r.... ....

    thIs is GREAT!!!! I have never heard it b4 - thx 4 posting it!

  48. h.... ....

    why dose god hate women because his a guy

    h.... ....

    im a girl and even I know he don't hate us have you read the bible when eve got adom to eat the apple that why

  49. H.... H....

    inspired!

  50. M.... ....

    Ha ha ha! So true! This makes me like her even more!

  51. h.... ....

    i like this song

  52. s.... ....

    Hilarious song!! Only Dolly could pull this song off!

    She forgot about the cramps though!! How could you write a song about PMS and leave out cramps!?! lol

  53. G.... M....

    the song is not my style,but she does it perfect,as always,even if it,s not country, and her photos are excellent...!!!

  54. m.... ....

    hahaha! beyond awesome!

  55. E.... N....

    Oh how this sums up my life right now. Even teenagers get it. Not fun, I tell you. However Dolly cracks me up. LOL.

  56. S.... ....

    amen,preach how it is girl,lol

  57. a.... ....

    Dolly's fabulous, she and Lorretta Lynn rock

  58. l.... ....

    go girl!!

  59. R.... B....

    LOL Dolly's great!