Dolly Parton - A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place Lyrics






It's just a little bitty pissant country place
Ain't nothin' much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place
Ain't nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
We get simple farmers, local business men
Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry

[Chorus:]
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on

I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball
They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away

[Chorus]

Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat
And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules

Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules

Ruby, Ray start em!

Beds are not to be wallowed in
That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do

And it don't make money!
Betrix!

I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business

Eloise honey!

And please don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and flowers on your thigh

It's downright tacky

Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's

Do you catch my drift?
I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along
Dawn!

Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now

Tatty Joe!

I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow

Lindy Lue!

Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick

And every time you hear that bell...
You better get here double quick

And as for pimps
Pimps are something you don't need
To get your daily business done
Are you listening good?
Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes
And I know how to use a gun
And nobody messes with my girls

And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
Don't grip and whine behind my back
Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way

She pays the food and the rent and the utilities
We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along

[Chorus]

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on





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  1. A.... B....

    "Any questions you might have about the way I run this place dont gripe and whine behind my back. Just tell me face to face I'm open minded say it all then go upstairs and pack. The doors thataway." This should be in every business orientation.

  2. J.... W....

    God: my finest work yet.. *shatters the mold*
    Angels: NO! Sir?!
    God: TRust me.
    *20 years later*
    God: HA! Would you look at that. God gets it right again *hair flip*

    Jesus: you be wildin' Fam.

  3. M.... ....

    This is honestly the most oddly wholesome feeling brothel I have ever seen in a movie.... huh.

  4. L.... A....

    Is it wrong I was watching this as a pre teen and I thought this is what literally happened on a chicken ranch after they were done for the day lol

  5. L.... P....

    That looks nothing like Dolly Parton to me

  6. L.... H....

    before she got tattoos on your arms 👍🏽

  7. p.... m....

    I remember watch this with my sister at 9yr old. Classic .i still remember all words to move too

  8. J.... W....

    Me @ 16: can I get a tattoo?

    My mom: Brands belong on cattle, and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's.

    Me: ... WHAT?

  9. E.... ....

    Me when I show around my workplace to a freshman :D

  10. B.... E....

    Child of the devil.

  11. s.... r....

    She sure had a couple of gorgeous missiles up there in front! Bet they were BIG FUN to play with!

  12. C.... S....

    lol @ 2:55 the girls on either side of the table make the ok sign at each other

  13. S.... ....

    She sounds like Gwen Stephani with a lil country spice

  14. G.... a....

    I thought my dad made up this movie.

  15. L.... W....

    You have no idea how hard it is not to do my makeup like I did in the 80’s. So much blush in this clip. It’s not only the hair that dates it as 80’s, it’s all of it combined. The 80’s were my decade; I turned 20 in 1982 so I was smack in the middle of all of that fun during the best years of my life. Lol

  16. M.... S....

    Christ. A guy could release so much pain and stress between those knockers.

    M.... S....

    Mgtow Saved My Life ...... And my money too!

  17. W.... T....

    I love her voice

  18. S.... L....

    back when prostitution was wholesome!

  19. j.... l....

    Great ( .)( .)'s...! ! !

  20. J.... J....

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  21. J.... J....

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    invitro faszystow ikopernik narathausplatzu

  27. J.... J....

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  34. J.... J....

    mariola hendrysiak mordercaczynipsychopatkazlermontowa mordercajolijanuszewskiej

  35. M.... K....

    Those huge creamy bosoms

  36. T.... ....

    It was a cute movie and Dolly Parton has one of the very best voices in the world.
    At the real Chicken Ranch, each woman was expected to service 5 to 20 men a day by the 1950s. Doesn't that just sound like a great job to you? Yuck.
    (Source: Wikipedia.)

  37. J.... F....

    Do they put the "spring" in Springfield?

  38. K.... M....

    This is the first time I’ve seen her arms! These days, she keeps them covered because she has a ton of tattoos!

  39. C.... C....

    All the women in this video by now, must be sweet grannies who bake cookies for their beloved grandchildren. Little do their grandchildren know is that sweet granny was hot stuff back in her day.

  40. G.... H....

    I’m in love with Dolly! What a keeper!

  41. R.... T....

    It doesn’t get better than this

  42. S.... H....

    If they have her read made this I think she would still play Mona because she Did model herself after a street walker.

  43. p.... t....

    That girl with her hair tied up and her midriff is hot as hell..so is the little black Irish girl with the long slit skirt and the gold spangled top...also the black chick Ruby Ray!

  44. p.... t....

    God Dolly rocks that black and silver dress! Damn I also love her morning lingerie!

    p.... t....

    Glad you agree!

  45. K.... B....

    A true legend for real

  46. K.... B....

    I love ole dolly she has a beautiful voice i use to love singing these songs back in the 80's

  47. K.... M....

    This movie could NEVER get made today...damn shame.

  48. S.... C....

    A nice WHITE crowd - Uhhhhh

    S.... C....

    I'm pretty sure it's a "quiet" crowd. But maybe they change it in some verses.

  49. e.... c....

    I CAN PERSONALLY TELL you..her heart, is her greatest gift to us...

  50. C.... ....

    Wow, you can hear how Miley Cyrus voice is like hers. She is Miley’s godmother.

    C.... ....

    Cathy24601 Godmother =/= blood relationship

  51. M.... M....

    The age of real women and good movies.
    I mis those days.

  52. B.... L....

    Had to do a paper for my Texas Government class. All the professor told us was it had to have SOMETHING to do with Texas Government or Politics. Well, this was right after Burt Reynolds passed, so my Daddy was on a Burt Reynolds kick so we had watched this. That night my parents poked their heads in and ask, "How goes the studying?" I told them it was hard to focus on the details of the (SEVEN!) Texas Constitutions when I had the songs from this film stuck in my head. My dad jokingly said, "Maybe it's a sign that that's what you should do your paper on." But my Momma said, "No, seriously. Isn't it based on a true story?" So I did the research and presented it to the professor, under the thesis that the politicians of Texas had no problem with the Chicken Ranch existing until it was brought into the limelight and made them look corrupt, then it had to go ASAP. My professor was impressed and I got a 100 on the paper. 😀

    B.... L....

    Nice! :D

    B.... L....

    Wow. I've dreamed of this scenario for so many reasons over the years. I'm glad you got to experience this and scored a 100.

    B.... L....

    I used this show in an example of political variance in the US for my history of music theatre class

    B.... L....

    Ohhhh I love to dance a little side step,
    Now they see me now they don't I've come and gone!

  53. b.... 1....

    What does Pissant mean, because I'm from the UK & being very immature laughing because I think Dolly is swearing 😂

    b.... 1....

    It's an insult basically meaning something/someone is insignificant, kinda like an ant.

  54. E.... M....

    Also...she had the perfect laugh

  55. E.... M....

    That dolly bounce tho....

  56. K.... K....

    So are you telling me that whites from the 80s were classier and more lady like than regular women of 2019? Craaaazy.

  57. V.... P....

    Have spoken

  58. j.... p....

    dolly needed to show more on the movie,

  59. M.... M....

    linda lou

  60. D.... M....

    She coulda showed us ONE! JUST ONE! I could pass in peace!

  61. M.... D....

    What a hell of a good artist is Dolly Parton!!! Love hee ti the moon and back!!!

  62. G.... G....

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  63. I.... E....

    I’d love to open my own lil’ Whorehouse in Texas.

    I.... E....

    I'd like to open a studfarm of cowboys.

  64. E.... J....

    Who cares

  65. E.... J....

    Who cares

  66. R.... C....

    Blinded by the headlights. Damn, them some tig ole bitties!

  67. L.... ....

    I wonder if the madame does any work herself, cause if I went to that whorehouse she'd be the only one I'd want!

  68. p.... t....

    Damn I love Dollys black gown...the red one is pretty awesome too..

  69. K.... F....

    So sad that she ruined her face, she would've aged so beautifully and gracefully. Now she has to look like melted plastic for the rest of her life

  70. S.... K....

    How is this so wholesome? 😂😂 god bless Dolly

  71. M.... M....

    This song doesn’t make sense the movie is called “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” but theirs No drinking, Nothing dirty going on and No cursing. So what goes on in that whorehouse?

    M.... M....

    Mr. Mango *sense, there is

  72. E.... L....

    I think something dirty's going on

  73. N.... M....

    I've never seen this film but....Dollys got style.

  74. P.... ....

    Love you Dolly Parton

  75. S.... V....

    Same house from Django unchained?

  76. T.... B....

    It's like a 1980s Mae West movir

  77. T.... G....

    Love this movie.

  78. D.... M....

    No drinking aloud in a whorehouse

  79. L.... C....

    I've had a fetish for Dolly's ample bosom since a young lad. She's a Goddess.

    L.... C....

    Join the club

  80. �.... �....

    Как я люблю этот фильм и творчество Долли Партон.
    👍

  81. H.... M....

    I want me some Dolly

  82. S.... B....

    That was the dolly parton i had a crush on the her now so scary looking

    S.... B....

    Well for Christ sake she was in her younger years then. She's a lady in her mid to late 70s now.

  83. J.... M....

    I look like a sea witch I don’t hootiepoot

  84. J.... M....

    Joey: talk to Dolly Parton

  85. J.... M....

    Attayah: Kyanna Allen your friend not me

  86. J.... M....

    New Jersey : alpha kappa alpha made me and Kyanna Allen sisters through air I’d rather that than any retakes

  87. J.... M....

    Hey Eric tribett I hate farrah kill her

  88. J.... M....

    Police I’m y’all Mrs and I let her wear my dress 👗

  89. S.... U....

    Oh she’s aged like a fine wine or spice

  90. J.... B....

    There would NEVER be a movie called “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas”, today.

    J.... B....

    Why not? The movie would bomb today but I don't see why the name would be a problem

    J.... B....

    Back in 1982 it almost wasn't either. In 1982, the word "whorehouse" was considered obscene in parts of the U.S., resulting in the film being renamed The Best Little Cathouse in Texas in some print ads, while TV ads were either banned outright in some areas, or the offending word was censored. During interviews, even Dolly Parton sometimes referred to the film as "The Best Little Chicken House in Texas.
    "

  91. S.... C....

    Dolly was and still is smashingly beautiful! 😊 Great memories. Miss the '80's...

  92. L.... W....

    I love this so much 🙊🙊🙊

  93. a.... a....

    She paid them with stew.

  94. C.... A....

    Watched this movie for the first time yesterday. I was surprised by how oddly relatable and fun it is, even though I'm not a fan of musicals. Definitely worth it, will watch it again.

  95. J.... S....

    that's how they knew he's trying to kill you

  96. d.... ....

    And now I understand why Jonny Carson would give a years pay to peak under there.

  97. F.... L....

    This is when Dolly was her hottest.

  98. F.... L....

    Nothing dirty going on in a whorehouse😂😂😂.

  99. L.... A....

    Nothing dirty going on here. The men pay a premium NOT to drink and play whist and poker behind closed doors. Strip poker.