Dodie Clark - The Ill Ukulele Song Lyrics






Are you feeling ill?
Whether you're by the loo
Or saying achoo
Here's a list of stuff to do
For when you're feeling pretty poo

You can paint the clouds
Sing in rounds
Sip hot green tea
Listen to beachy sounds
You can paint your nails
Learn the guitar
Go for a jog (but you probably won't go far)
You can bake some cakes
For your hardworking mum
But make sure you clean up
When you're done
Snuggle in your PJs
Just have a "me" day
Get some of that homework done!... No, I'm kidding
Watch rubbish TV
All day long
Attempt to write a witty song
With a cheap ukulele
That's out of tune
Spend your whole day
Watching YouTube!

I hope you enjoy
My list of things to do
And if you're ill
Get well soon!





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  1. Y.... A....

    😍 I have gotten well after this video

    21/1/2020

  2. U.... G....

    You look like my geography teacher lol

  3. a.... p....

    What strumming patter do you use? I’m learning this song on the ukulele but I just can’t find the right strumming pattern.

  4. I.... F....

    OMG SHES SOOOO SWEET N YOUNG HERE THATS CRAZY

  5. J.... S....

    Not much has changed.

  6. A.... t....

    Old but gold

  7. A.... t....

    omg this is precious. also old but definitely gold.

  8. l.... j....

    Omg so I’m here in 2019 and I’m getting so pissed because Dodie did a Northampton gathering. I LIVE THERE WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS NOO

  9. S.... B....

    Omg this is the ukulele I have and mine is my first ukulele

  10. B.... C....

    “ get some more homework done ... just kidding”😂😂😂 same .

  11. B.... C....

    I love this song 😂😂

  12. S.... ....

    Omg I’m actually sick and this is the first time I’ve watched this.

  13. G.... G....

    2018?¿‽

  14. O.... O....

    you just told us on a livestream to go watch this (november 2018) so here i am

  15. n.... ....

    QWEEEEEN

  16. M.... /....

    i'll probably watch this next time i'm ill

  17. N.... C....

    Great song! Have you thought about having a page on the original ukulele songs site? See http://www.originalukulelesongs.com/enter-ukulele-band/

  18. S.... S....

    What is the strumming

  19. m.... ....

    youtube somehow recommended this to me while i am sick






    it knows

  20. J.... U....

    Aw, this does make me feel better, and I’m not even sick!

  21. B.... B....

    I happened to stumble on this old Dodie video the day I’m ill!!!

  22. A.... C....

    its 2018 and dodie is now the queen of uke

  23. c.... ....

    The description is so fucking adorable oml

  24. B.... b....

    Viewing this in 2018 is wild

  25. S.... K....

    I'm surprised that she didn't add in the fact that you might want to take some aspirin or advil... not a promo...

  26. l.... a....

    I'm ill I needed this

  27. m.... f....

    this has made my day. How far she has come is amazing

  28. a.... !....

    that’s actually what I do when I’m sick lol

  29. D.... G....

    I searched up things to do when your sick cuz I am sick and this popped up and now I am a subscriber, 😊

  30. E.... K....

    I miss her long hair

  31. c.... ....

    Dodie- Are you feeling ill?
    Me- well to cut it short I started the day at school then I almost threw up over the sewing machine whilst I was in textiles, so I went to sick bay where the school nurse acted like I was dying (and I probably am) and phoned my mum and then BAM I'm now in bed with a headache and I've thrown up 5 times already and I've only been home for 45 minutes

  32. k.... ....

    ooh smol dodie

  33. L.... C....

    Is anyone else watching this while ill?

  34. N.... S....

    Hey what's the chords for this I'm a beginner and love your song :)

  35. N.... S....

    Love this!

  36. a.... ....

    aHH, the crappy uke.

  37. n.... ....

    i watch this all the time im ill

  38. G.... G....

    I thought Dodie came out of the womb playing a ukulele...wow

  39. e.... r....

    "Get some homework done!"

    I'm trying to write a short story but here I am!

  40. A.... V....

    i think you need to talk to doddleoddle for some pro tips 😉💛

  41. N.... ....

    I'm so ill so I've decided to watch all of my favourite youtubers talk about sickness. I don't feel so aloneeeee but please god make my nose stop running

  42. F.... ....

    I found Luke a little before Dodie, but I love them equally, and to know that Dodie was a fANGirl of Luke?!?!?!? aw

  43. G.... ....

    How have I not watched this

  44. C.... ....

    you look so different awe smol dodie

  45. J.... P....

    This actually made me do my homework?

    I don't know how or why, but it did.

  46. A.... K....

    👏👏👏👏👏👏

  47. t.... ....

    i am sick and going on a dodie marathon

  48. l.... w....

    shes playing the am chord with her thumb AW

  49. A.... E....

    Dodie ur so sweet 💞 and this song is so freakin cute !

  50. S.... T....

    0:38 yupp...pretty much 😂

  51. M.... B....

    Oh my gosh, I love this song!!

  52. C.... R....

    this is the first time I've ever seen this and I happen to be dying of the sniffles. Thanks past Dodie <3

  53. R.... V....

    Anyone know the strumming pattern I know the notes but I can't figure out the strum

    R.... V....

    Rachael Vo down up down up down

  54. L.... G....

    I remember when I was learning uke and it used to hurt my fingers so bad and I forgot until watching this now lmao it doesn't hurt anymore ahah that's nice 😅😂

  55. H.... ....

    she sounds like Carrie hope fletcher when she speaks at the end AW

  56. C.... M....

    I acctualy love u so much 😂😂
    Look at ur ukulele playing now!

  57. R.... P....

    This hair <3

  58. a.... n....

    What's the strumming pattern?

  59. K.... E....

    Over here in 2017 and fangirling over the fact that YOU'VE COME SO FAR ❤ I'm so happy to see that you're growing so much. It really gives all of us wannabes a little hope that we too can someday become someone amazing and hope to follow our dreams like you've been trying to.

    K.... E....

    Karma Echols here at the end of 2017- almost 2018. Isn't it crazy how time flies?

  60. j.... v....

    She said Doobledoo like the green brothers <3

  61. J.... R....

    look how pure

  62. A.... O....

    awwwww little dodie!!!!

  63. A.... C....

    Love you hair in this video <3

  64. C.... H....

    so lITTLE DODIE

  65. A.... H....

    Does Dodie still have that uke?

    A.... H....

    she did a giveaway a little while later where she gave away the blue uke so no

    A.... H....

    Oh ok then thanks

  66. #.... L....

    12 ppl accidentally pushed the dislike button

  67. p.... p....

    GET HOMEWORK DONE! no just kidding

  68. T.... I....

    Shes so pretty here

  69. V.... 9....

    Dodie: "Get some of that homework done! No, I'm kidding."

    Me, sitting here trying to finish my bio homework: "......."

  70. t.... ....

    okay but when she says get well soon she reminds me so much of Rose Tyler

  71. A.... C....

    i love how u used to do Northampton gatherings before i knew who you were fml now ur a busy bee with a whole bloody social media EMPIRE below you

  72. p.... b....

    aw this is so cute

  73. S.... S....

    I'm ill right now this is the song for me

  74. l.... ....

    do any if you know what are the notes?

    l.... ....

    https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/d/doddleoddle/the_ill_ukulele_song_crd.htm

  75. s.... ....

    OH MY GOD I GOT BLOODY FINGERS ALL THE TIME

  76. G.... ....

    Everyone has commented on it but WOW. Can't get over the "I can't play ukulele" line. Really puts life in perspective and gives me hope for growth in my life. Wow, that's cheesy.

    G.... ....

    doddleoddle *200th like*

  77. a.... ....

    It honestly makes me so happy when you were like "I met these cool Youtubers" and now you're really good friends with them all!!

  78. R.... ....

    'I met bertie bert g'

  79. K.... H....

    I JUST DISCOVERED THE CLOSED CAPTIONS I AM CRYING

  80. N.... I....

    what ukulele is it?

  81. S.... L....

    "Get some of that homework done! No, I'm kidding" me

    S.... L....

    same ;D

  82. K.... v....

    Is it weird that I rewatch this repeatedly when I am ill?

  83. S.... B....

    THIS IS GREAT

  84. H.... I....

    "I can't play ukulele."

  85. C.... C....

    Dodie 2012 - "I can't play ukulele"
    Dodie 2015 - Plays ukulele like boss.
    This ladies and gentlemen is proof that practicing actually helps. Bravo. *screams and claps erupt from the abyss of my minds sound effects*

    C.... C....

    So proud of her! Such an inspiration :D

    C.... C....

    chloe elizabeth do you know what age she started playing ukulele?

    C.... C....

    And now she’s a ukulele genius!! Lol #2018

  86. l.... g....

    Hi I'm Lindsey Grek. I sing, play guitar, play piano, and I also write
    songs. It would mean a lot if you could check my channel out! Thanks!

  87. C.... M....

    are you using the bird beak strumming technique, that is what it look like

  88. C.... M....

    or if you use your fingers relax and don't slam

  89. C.... M....

    use your thumb and relax

  90. E.... R....

    I am watching this and I'm really ill now and it made me really happy

  91. O.... B....

    Wow. It's amazing to see hoje far she got. Woooow.

  92. C.... R....

    I know this is so old but i think its cute and you should toats post a tutorial on it with the strum pattern and chords and all that good stuff. ^.^

  93. E.... T....

    YOUVE COME SO FAR IM SCREAMING IM PROUD

  94. E.... K....

    what the hell am I watching?? it's wonderful! ^-^

  95. E.... A....

    I love seeing how she's been influenced by the Vlogbrothers (just a little bit). DFTBA, and calling the dooblydoo the "dooblydoo"... :)