Divine Comedy, The - Can You Stand Upon One Leg Lyrics
Can you stand upon one leg
It's harder than you think
If you can do it without falling down
You can do just about anything
Go on, see if you can
Can you beat your dad at chess
It's harder than you think
Sit him down at Christmas
Turn the TV off
Give him lots of chocolates and a drink
And he might give you a match
And when you've been duly dispatched he will laugh
Ha ha ha
And you'll say, 'one more game'
Can you write a silly song
It's harder than you think
One that's not too short
One that's not too long
One that can make everybody sing
Go on, give it a try
You might do better than I
It's just like trying to stand on one leg
Tell me can you tell a funny joke
One that makes you laugh out loud
One that makes the milk come out your nose
If you know a funny joke then tell it now...
...That's not bad, I'm impressed
But there's one final test
Can you hold a singing note for a stupidly long time
Well it's my party piece so let's make it a little harder
By starting it way up high
Come on, give it a go
Let's see how long you can hoo...old on to a note!
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- Divine Comedy, The - Foreverland
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- Divine Comedy, The - Beside The Railway Tracks
- Divine Comedy, The - Ya Sumeera
- Divine Comedy, The - I Like
- Divine Comedy, The - Can You Stand Upon One Leg
- Divine Comedy, The - When A Man Cries
- Divine Comedy, The - Island Life
- Divine Comedy, The - The Lost Art Of Conversation
- Divine Comedy, The - Catherine The Great
- Divine Comedy, The - Funny Peculiar
- Divine Comedy, The - Office Politics
- Divine Comedy, The - Queuejumper
- Divine Comedy, The - The One Who Loves You
- Divine Comedy, The - Other People
- Divine Comedy, The - A Desperate Man
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Divine Comedy, The Can You Stand Upon One Leg Comments
I like how this immediately comes after When A Man Cries. It's the greatest mood U-turn I've ever heard in an album.
Great Album- apart from 'have you ever been in love" everything else excellent
I love these guys so much. Their music isn't something you can listen without it affecting you - especially in a really good way
I love these guys!
@PubicMen
I agree. But a couple of them does make me cry as well. :-)