Diet Cig - Dinner Date Lyrics






I had the lamest date to the daddy-daughter dance
Maybe that's why I don't like
To fucking slow dance
And my mom said don't buy vegetables
They won't last
Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past

And I'm going through these phases
Of people and places
And the turkey is tasting
Just like the shit that you're talking

So you know I had to shoot that dog
Because everyone's family
When you're in a hospital
And you know I'm scared
Like a third grader on a triple dog dare

And I'm going through these phases
Of people and places
(Of people!)
And the turkey is tasting
Just like the shit that you're talking
(And I'm going through these phases)
And maybe if you took me out to dinner
(Of people and places)
I would like anything
(And the turkey is tasting)
For longer than a year
(Just like the shit that you're talking)





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  1. T.... ....

    Such a banger.

  2. c.... h....

    I bet she is a vigorous lover..

  3. M.... ....

    "Yeah Breh" - best part

  4. E.... A....

    The drummer is from my school district

  5. A.... ....

    so gooood

  6. R.... O....

    "And you know I'm scared/Like a third grader on a triple dog dare" I love it!!

  7. I.... L....

    Hahahahaha you gotta love fantasy!

  8. M.... R....

    god i love this band and the whole vibe, the vocals are lovely, lovin the lyrics, and not to objectify her but i wanna take the singer on an ice cream date and just listen to her songs all the time and give her hugs

  9. Y.... G....

    yesssssssssss <3

  10. K.... C....

    Fuck atkins diet, I'm going Diet Cig

  11. C.... F....

    someday i'd like to be as badass as she is

  12. J.... I....

    I really like her voice!! also she's the cutest thing ever

  13. D.... ....

    wtf is this, feminist pop "punk" ?

    D.... ....

    what makes this feminist

  14. C.... P....

    Never seen a girl jump up and down on a kick drum while shredding until I saw them open for TFB.

  15. B.... B....

    Clean, pop, punkish. catchy and simple.....I want her to have a fouler mouth tho........

  16. b.... ....

    swearin

  17. M.... H....

    Sister Cities.

  18. C.... C....

    Amo esta banda 😍 creo que soy el único que habla español aquí, espero en un futuro no muy lejano den conciertos por México 🇲🇽 y especialmente den un concierto en León, Guanajuato, espero que puedan 😭❤

    C.... C....

    No te agobies tampoco

  19. a.... o....

    love the vocalist

  20. R.... ....

    Steven Universe in the back?

    R.... ....

    Yep that's how he grew up to be

  21. S.... 1....

    Best band name.

  22. p.... a....

    does anyone know the chords?

    p.... a....

    Sounds like G, E, A, C

  23. B.... M....

    One of the best band names I have ever heard, along with attempted moustache😂

  24. s.... r....

    i love this band and i love her so mUCH

  25. A.... H....

    i like their sound a lot!

  26. C.... O....

    got dragged there was really boring luckily the next day we had a good band come to austin "the sword" and "between the buried and me"

  27. C.... C....

    Diet Cig is the greatest band name ever conceived

  28. B.... S....

    These guys fucking rule

    B.... S....

    I meant that as a non-gender specific term to refer to the two of them. Much less awkward phrasing than "that guy and girl rule."

    B.... S....

    true XD

  29. W.... ....

    Heard this on Kerrang Fresh Blood last night. Loved it, so different to what else was on the show

  30. S.... ....

    she is so adorable in person oh my god

  31. r.... ....

    When she crowd surfed she landed in my arms!

  32. a.... b....

    Saw her last night and I got to met her and it was so great

    a.... b....

    I was there too!!

  33. J.... E....

    Saw them with Front Bottoms last night, they were so good! Glad I found a new band to love.

    J.... E....

    I saw them w Tfb too! That's how I found them and I fell in love instantly

    J.... E....

    +Jaden Rhodes that's how I found them too and I met them and they are the sweetest people ever!

    J.... E....

    Same they were amazing. They are so good I can't stop listening to them. Their so amazing I love her voice so much.

  34. L.... S....

    your voice is so... beautiful <3

  35. H.... ....

    she is so cute

  36. s.... m....

    astrological fb post brought me here. so cool

  37. J.... W....

    i like the guitar and drums but the singing can improve IMO

  38. J.... I....

    Oh I really love it!

  39. N.... D....

    Great stuff! Cant wait to hear more :)

  40. M.... W....

    This band is going to be huge.

    M.... W....

    +Matt Williams no its not. its generic

    M.... W....

    how tf are they generic

    M.... W....

    Do you know how many people have said that about many different artists? It's uncountable.

  41. a.... p....

    Oh wow, this takes me back to the music of my misspent youth. nice!

  42. J.... ....

    Anyone else think she looks like arya stark in this?

  43. C.... C....

    Diet Cig is honestly the worst band name ever thought of

    C.... C....

    +Chris C go check out some of the new rap artist names and you might think otherwise. lol

    C.... C....

    Chris C there's a band called GOO. signed to "I'm so gay records".... those are both bloody awful

    C.... C....

    i hate you

  44. C.... L....

    not their best song but the video is wicked

  45. K.... D....

    that black eye looks real as shit

    K.... D....

    Yeah she had emergency surgery her retina detached so the bloodshot part is real and a bit of the bruising and then they just put makeup over that

  46. T.... G....

    love this song and this band!

  47. a.... ....

    this is bratty as fuck and i love it

    a.... ....

    +goaway this is the best comment ive ever read in my life!!!

  48. n.... ....

    Ya breh.

  49. G.... R....

    I am very attractive.

  50. B.... ....

    i feel this

  51. F.... o....

    ALEEEEEEXXXXXXXX ILFSM <3 <3 <3

  52. C.... ....

    And this is why Diet Cig.

  53. N.... D....

    she's crushin arms left and right

  54. e.... ....

    maybe that's why I don't like to FUCKING SLOW DANCE :)