Diana Krall - Peel Me A Grape Lyrics






Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine and dine me

Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape





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  1. E.... D....

    doesn't get better

  2. N.... R....

    Trish, Hans, and Phil do a nice rendition too.

  3. M.... A....

    Her voice takes me to a happy place 😊

  4. G.... B....

    "Here we are, entertain us."

  5. e.... s....

    Espetacular , tudo de bom

  6. M.... ....

    Leave the skin on, it's full of vitamins

    M.... ....

    Haha, facts.🤭✌

    M.... ....

    It’s to save the fuss for her pillow!

  7. S.... J....

    Shes a master on the piano... that's so true and this woman is so gorgeous. Mr Costello is so very fortunate to have her heart.

  8. T.... K....

    With all the respect to Your jazz talent and Womsn's charm, no way.

  9. M.... H....

    My woman will peel me a grape! 😉

  10. R.... G....

    Just heard a Gal do this at a karaoke bar. She did pretty good. Enough to make me look it up..... glad I did!

  11. C.... A....

    Es una mujer muy sensual

  12. C.... A....

    En su referencia es una mujer que inspira el presente con el dia de hoy

  13. M.... L....

    If it takes a woman 20 minutes to eat a Orange in front of you. Trust me, you're in trouble. 😁😁😁😁

  14. M.... L....

    Man, I haven't heard this since God made water. Ain't nothing better than a woman with a since of humor, sexy and confident.

  15. D.... W....

    Nanaimo girl ;-)

  16. D.... ....

    a song about a horrible person sung so beautifully

  17. S.... N....

    I just LOVE Diana Krall's music

  18. G.... F....

    nice melody , cool number .

  19. K.... H....

    The first time I heard Diana Krall was on a Winter Day. This song played as I looked around ‘Elephants Breath’ an Antique Shop on Lake Michigan. It was hypnotic & I felt like someone grabbed my hand to show me a new World.

    K.... H....

    I love when music does that. 😊 Thanks for sharing, namaste.😃✌

  20. J.... B....

    The anthem of the high maintenance woman!

  21. B.... B....

    Shit. She is sexier than I think. I am gonna die.

  22. A.... L....

    Anyway mommy said you too are you california dreamin' when are you gonna wake up and smell the coffee. romancing and loving a lady is not enough you have to work and save for her and the kids schooling like was done for you follow the family tradition and stop clowning you think the c.i.a doesn't know us come on wake up! let's get serious okay. This is getting interesting you work for your boss and then you marry your boss it's doable i wish i could have asked the late sir roger moore how he did it or macron you know how to tata and macron the spanish, german and irish american mummies you know the sugarbabes?

  23. A.... L....

    okay, now it's time to practice what i preach and peel sweetie a grape (diana krall)( classic barry white) but what does she mean in her song when she says here's how to love me love me and leave me in luxurys'lap, oh i get it you make her rich or she'll stick you up and she'll ditch you, i'm learning i thought i had beautiful women all figured out. i learnt from the best kissers sir sean connery and sir roger moore so why aren't the ladies fascinated by my sweetness?

  24. h.... ....

    when they do surgery
    on a grape

    h.... ....

    😄😂😅🤣✌😉

  25. M.... Y....

    Damn right 🌹🌼💐👏👏👏❄👌 but when and where dear 😏

  26. N.... R....

    Breathtaking

  27. i.... w....

    Oh yes, the band is terrific. I think it's Christian McBride on the bass and Russell Malone on the guitar. Fantastic intimate Diana. Heard this song by accident in a restaurant being accompanied with the loveliest girl ever!

  28. A.... L....

    look at how beautiful diana krall was in her youthful days. what a sight to behold!

  29. J.... H....

    wonderfully romatic

  30. p.... l....

    Bella canción y letra y lindas imagenes gracias breatheoffreshair360👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👏👏💖💖💖6/6/2018

  31. P.... P....

    Polar Bear rug me .... oh my! —- Great Song.

  32. J.... L....

    Now she's a looker.L

  33. R.... C....

    Peel me a grape
    MERAVIGLIOSA DIANA
    MY DREAM

  34. R.... C....

    Peel me a grapes
    Love you DIANA

  35. N.... M....

    El hambre es mucha y poco más que la vida

  36. A.... R....

    The lyrics for this were written by Dave Frishberg

  37. D.... G....

    My baby granddaughter is eating peeled grapes, so I played this song. Now she's dancing too!

  38. M.... C....

    Canadas finest .. we have good grapes too :)

  39. M.... ....

    Love me some Diana Krall... The beginning always reminds me of Von D ft PhePhe - You're the one. Sound like he sampled the piano.

  40. D.... K....

    Sultry, Sexy song !!

  41. P.... J....

    Our first record of Diana.............still playing in my car going to errands......

    P.... J....

    I've seen her twice and she is fabulous,

  42. G.... H....

    Elvis, you are a lucky man!

  43. R.... D....

    I wonder if she is kin to Jackie & Roy; the style is very similar.

  44. J.... m....

    why does she have to be hot? she's a good singer

    J.... m....

    Why not both, 🔥& breathtaking singer?!? It's the best of both worlds!☺

    J.... m....

    Jpenney mrcoin - she's a great pianist too.

    J.... m....

    She doesn't have to be. But she is. And, ain't it nice?

  45. j.... ....

    Such a talent. Such a good band. Well met.

  46. P.... H....

    Very Nice!

  47. M.... B....

    awesome song💚💚💚

  48. S.... P....

    such an awesome singer and beautiful clear vocals

  49. B.... D....

    She sings to me and I love it!!!

  50. l.... g....

    love it!

  51. M.... S....

    Via Jairena

  52. T.... M....

    So damned sexy! Superb.

  53. E.... M....

    ALCOOL CLUBBB

  54. 8.... R....

    I love this

  55. G.... W....

    Man that is cool daddy-o

  56. E.... M....

    Nice song and video, my first time hearing it and I like it along with the visuals.

    E.... M....

    Thanks, my love! ;)

  57. J.... D....

    I am happy to say I purchased 6 of her albums. Wonderful singer.

    J.... D....

    Indeed a fantastic singer and delightful performer too! I've been blessed to see Diana Krall live and she's quite playful when singing this song to the audience, lol! Thanks for your comment as well! Have a great #day #night #life, Namaste!

    J.... D....

    Jeff Demarais Mr Costello has a multi talented, beautiful wife, doesn't he!

  58. j.... ....

    Oddly enough, I hear this song first being sung by a burlesque performer. Quite fitting, I must say.

  59. L.... ....

    One of the great contemporary voices of Jazz.  Love this version.

  60. C.... G....

    Very nice. Comparable to dusty Springfield version where she's flirting with the pianist.

  61. S.... K....

    love diana Krall - not just her vocal performances but the way she tickles those ivories

  62. S.... K....

    Love her attitude! If only men knew how attractive they can be peeling a grape and doing housework .

    S.... K....

    I agree, but don't hold your breath waiting for it.

    S.... K....

    cultfan52, my fiancee does most of house work and cooks. I'm lucky!

    S.... K....

    Susan Krome amen

  63. C.... c....

    Es un conjunto de cosas hermosas, sentido musical, ritmo, buen gusto, talento y hermosura física. Un verdadero rayo de sol artístico!

  64. m.... ....

    Greatness!

  65. Z.... L....

    love the arrangement but not her voice

    Z.... L....

    ur trippin

  66. G.... P....

    Peel Me a grape... Diana....enjoy..

    G.... P....

    I love it!! 

    G.... P....

    @yoichiro tani  Thank you ..great song  

    G.... P....

    Great song and tune one of me all time fav. Alex 😎😎

  67. K.... ....

    THIS SONG OBJECTIFIES MEN!! *sarcasm*

    K.... ....

    @Keltrick She could objectify me all she wants.

    K.... ....

    @Jean Lafitte Twice on Sundays.

    K.... ....

    Makes you want to be taken advantage of.

  68. K.... T....

    A Young Peggy Lee

    K.... T....

    no, a diana krall

  69. J.... Q....

    This is exactly how I would love to be enamored!! Haha. She is fantastic. 

  70. M.... ....

    Just wonderful! 

  71. B.... B....

    great number by a great artist..

  72. J.... M....

    Perfect, Diane(as always.)  I'd like to dedicate this (if it's okay with you,) to all the Brit Twats who were groomed from the cradle to think they were special, even, superior.  Hey, Fellas,  YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
    I'm feeling hungry.  Peel ME a grape.  And while you're about it, sugs, BOW DOWN.

    J.... M....

    Your dedication is perfectly fine with me. :)

    J.... M....

    Though yours was not the permission I sought, Frederick, I nevertheless thank you for your courtesy and time.  Have a nice day.

    J.... M....

    @Jeanne Miller You've never been truly courted, worse luck... we Cajun men have the concept down, Ma'am. :-)

    J.... M....

    +Jeanne Miller,

  73. T.... H....

    This is me baby

  74. S.... ....

    she is one of my top three favorite artists...voice is natural and pure...loved this song from the moment I first heard it.  Whenever a guy wants to know what I want him to do I tell him good Diana Krall, she lays it all out for me lol

  75. J.... ....

    He's a brilliant musician. She's a brilliant musician.

  76. K.... D....

    really very very very nice song

  77. G.... L....

    Canada's best vintage.

  78. D.... F....

    He has talent.

  79. L.... ....

    THE KICK OF LIFE ...............CLASSIC SMOKEHOUSE JAZZ AT IT'S BEST...REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING NANCY WILSON WOULD DO

  80. l.... ....

    All I can say is," yes Ma'am!"

  81. �.... S....

    Such an amazing song, I need to do a cover of this one soon :)

  82. p.... ....

    First heard this a few years back. I'm still peeling grapes for Diana Krall.

  83. b.... ....

    How did that goofy looking Elvis Costello get Diana Krall lol

    b.... ....

    Must have peeled all the grapes

  84. M.... G....

    Kiss kiss bang bang, she has completely seduced me on this one, I'd peel my clothes
    off in a heart beat.

    M.... G....

    Michael Garel lol

    M.... G....

    I guess that makes you a grape lmao jp

  85. N.... ....

    After a soulful serenade such as this I guess I would have to peel da grape!!!

  86. r.... ....

    My favorite jazz song, puts me right in the mood :D

  87. A.... ....

    one of the few jazz songs I really enjoy. thanks for posting!

  88. A.... G....

    Ohhhhhh <3 This is simply amazing..

  89. b.... ....

    I had the delightful treat of seeing Diana Krall perform this live. The playfulness between her and the audience was priceless! Thanks for your comment too! ~ "Phurdrick"

    b.... ....

    Hey me too! 20 years ago when Love Scenes was first released.

  90. I.... ....

    Love this song, she sings it perfectly! :)