Devin Townsend - ZTO Lyrics






Ziltoid! The omniscient!

Greetings hu-man's. I... am Ziltoid... the omniscient...

I have come far from across the omniverse
You... shall fetch me... your universe's ultimate cup of coffee... black

You have 5 Earth minutes...
Make it perfect!





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  1. I.... K....

    I was the Ziltoid orkut community owner. Good times.

  2. s.... g....

    Xenos scum!

  3. B.... C....

    This song is my ringtone

  4. T.... S....

    Ziltoid!
    *YESSS*

  5. B.... C....

    I can see this in a sci fi film or cartoon

  6. C.... M....

    I remember hearing that scream in Twisted Metal too

  7. I.... B....

    The "Z" logo looks like the logo of imperator Zurg of Toy story!

  8. N.... �....

    ZILTOID!!!!!

  9. M.... ....

    The death scream at the beginning gets me every time! lololol

  10. F.... A....

    i'm ziltoid
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    THE HORROR!!!

  11. a.... i....

    o alienígena z.i.t.o.

  12. o.... c....

    Devin puts the "z" in crazy.

  13. E.... F....

    The guitar, the drums...it's just so beautiful

  14. C.... 5....

    Is this alien metal

    C.... 5....

    space metal

  15. G.... ....

    what in the fuck is this song xD

    G.... ....

    It is Ziltoid. His omniscience is the only answer.

  16. M.... ....

    ZILTOID
    *ZILTOID*

  17. C.... S....

    ZILTOID!!!!!!!!!!

  18. O.... ....

    99,666 views ;)

  19. l.... ....

    Just one question! How come Ziltoid can't pronounce his own personality adjective (Omniscient) properly. Shouldn't he be All mighty and all knowing? what a quack!

  20. S.... T....

    If Ziltoid is omniscient, then why doesn't he just know who has the best black coffee?

    S.... T....

    The best black coffee escapes from the realm of knowledge, it is a mystical power

    S.... T....

    A bean beyond knowing, a bean beyond mind. All hail Ziltoid!!!

    S.... T....

    Because he's also the greatest guitar player ever to have lived and you can't be both and still know who has the best coffee bean without breaking the universal laws of plot holes in a musical.

    S.... T....

    Lol great question

  21. C.... P....

    ULTIMATE

  22. Z.... ....

    i'd love to but  ziltoid records cost near $700

    Z.... ....

    wtf it's like 25$ CA

    Z.... ....

    i got one for 100 bucks be jealous

    Z.... ....

    How did you got yours for $700? I got mine for $6,000

  23. T.... D....

    BEST OF

  24. A.... S....

    I could totally picture Ziltoid as a MST3K villain. They get a transmission and this song starts playing over scary images on their monitor. 

    A.... S....

    fuck yeah!! that's what I first thought of when I discovered this masterpiece of an album lol

  25. J.... W....

    haha, awesome.

  26. K.... D....

    /watch?v=rPrIao6L8xo&t=15s

    Took me awhile to find.

    K.... D....

    Oh man nice find! I would have never caught that without your link

    K.... D....

    https://youtu.be/FoeiQ7Ot4NA?t=3m7s Thought it was this

  27. J.... W....

    Does anyone know the stock scream at the beginning? It's used all the time like the Wilhelm and Howie screams, but it's not either of them. Great album too, btw!

    J.... W....

    Devin used an specially designed Mega ginormous Omni-Orgasmic Dildo that he forced up his own rectal tract, just to be able to deliver the most EPIC scream of sadomasochistic pleasure of all time and space.... The result is remarkable!

    J.... W....

    just as someone cmmented above is seems is this specific scream
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPrIao6L8xo&t=15s

    J.... W....

    Its doom guys scream from doom64 when he dies

  28. F.... ....

    devin is just great, one of my idols

  29. D.... ....

    I love this album so incredibly much.

  30. M.... Q....

    i have a poster saying:
    Ziltoid For President!

  31. j.... ....

    He didn't :(

  32. a.... b....

    INDEEEEEED

  33. H.... A....

    Im seeing him with Katatonia. I hope he plays songs from this album!!!!

  34. S.... ....

    My favorite album by Devin.
    Maybe the best spent 15 euros in the past year

  35. t.... ....

    This is by far the greatest album in the entire omniverse...Devin Townend is a legend and i will continue to listen to this album for years to come <3

  36. w.... ....

    that, and when soldiers die on Command and Conquer. Sometimes on Perfect Dark 64 as well. Just my opinion as well.

  37. T.... ....

    To me, that screams sounds like when you run over people with a tank in Goldeneye 64. Maybe it's just me!

  38. i.... ....

    Ziltoid, MDK for ps1 and Oddworld Abe's Oddysee ps1, Hmmm I sense a Geekout!

  39. L.... I....

    Even his Promo Songs are better than 99% of all the other metal stuff O_o

  40. W.... R....

    Z^2 on the way

  41. B.... B....

    Dem Laser Beams. <3

  42. M.... G....

    this song ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. D.... H....

    @Poschmania Holy shit! That would be absolutely amazing! Hahahahaha!

  44. C.... ....

    Did anyone notice The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask swamp music at 0:48?!?!

  45. t.... ....

    This album ! <3

  46. K.... R....

    @Poschmania you have to say "fetch me you're universe's ULTIMATE cup of coffee.... BLACK!"

  47. N.... �....

    @Poschmania omg I'm laugh-crying, you son of a bitch.

  48. K.... R....

    3 people didn't make perfect black coffee

  49. H.... ....

    Please don't buy this album. I did, and now there's an inter-dimensional rift where my house used to be.

  50. L.... ....

    @AestheticVirtues And all on his own, in his basement.

  51. T.... ....

    @Poschmania Don't even bother ordering. Just turn the building to dust.

  52. K.... R....

    -sigh- its too bad they didnt go through with the movie :\

  53. m.... ....

    Incase you dont know this Ziltoid stuff is absolutely mindblowing live!

  54. m.... ....

    @AinukeDetsu hahaha!

  55. A.... ....

    @FormerlyMrBean667 I'm sorry, I have to rephrase that. It's an incredible album, AND what makes it more outstanding is that it was made with such limited equipment!

  56. T.... N....

    Why is this so popular in Finland?
    They have the most views...

  57. T.... I....

    I WORSHIP YOU ZILTIOD!!!

  58. J.... ....

    Dude, this is my fucking ringtone now.

  59. C.... M....

    Check out the live video of ZTO in Tuska open air, it's fucking great.

  60. F.... ....

    coffeeeehhh

  61. P.... ....

    That's how I'm ordering at Starbucks from now on.

  62. P.... R....

    I love Devin with all my heart, mind and soul.
    Ziltoid is an incredible album, considering that it was made with such limited equipment.

  63. S.... ....

    I love this album it's amazing!! Devin is a legend!!!!!