Devin The Dude - Zeldar Lyrics






[Aliens talking]
Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars
Do anybody have something to show or... tell?

[Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking]
I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern
Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe)
Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me
So... I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff)

[Devin The Dude as Zeldar]
I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt
Very good, I took some for myself
Back to my spaceship, I gave some it my family
They say, "(Sniff, ahh) what you call this?" weed...
(Stuttering) My name is Zeldar
I'm from, from planet "Deldar" my name is Zeldar
And we shop at WalMart
I came back, just to grab me another fat sack of the
Green leafy thing I found in the field
Yea they call it kill
I rolled into the hood
I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good
I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and they looked at me like I was weird
They call me queer
I say, "No... My name is Zeldar,
I'm from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar
and we shop at Walmart"
(Stuttering... ahhh) I have kids
I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field
Cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough
So I cough and I puff on the
Green leafy stuff I found in the field... yeah I call it kill

"What'd you say your name was?"
"My name is Zeldar"





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  1. S.... S....

    Best rapper ever. Please send more

  2. M.... R....

    Brings back memories my pops used to bump all this shit when i was a lil nigga👍👍😂😂

  3. W.... S....

    Most underrated

  4. R.... L....

    Ain't got shit on King Kong!!! I smoke big bo$$ homie lol

  5. M.... E....

    Cut it and smoked it.. I love this shit. Since day one

  6. d.... ....

    classic keep coming back to this!! Want entire Zeldar album

  7. J.... A....

    Dipped out of area 51

  8. d.... j....

    my mom use to play this all the time it was my favorite fucking song growin up lol

  9. r.... S....

    I love this song. But it woulda been so much more sick if the aliens flow got better after smoking the bud lol

  10. D.... W....

    2019 anyone?

  11. M.... M....

    I say... No....

  12. S.... ....

    "and we shop at walmart"... damn it!

  13. U.... ....

    So i puff on the green leafy stuff that I found in the field
    Yeah..I call it kill

  14. T.... ....

    How the fuck does this have any thumbs down votes????!!!!! Get a fucking sense of humor, golden shyt here....

  15. H.... I....

    Wild beat homie

  16. G.... D....

    2018 anynone? imean 2019 anyone?

  17. T.... C....

    A whole in my bega boot

  18. M.... P....

    💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨til I die💙

  19. T.... B....

    This is the song we using to communicate with aliens

  20. A.... L....

    And we shop at Walmart. LMAO

  21. J.... W....

    We shop at walmart

  22. P.... B....

    Is it bad that I've listened to this song for years.
    If only it had a music video

  23. w.... b....

    Smoke one match one

  24. R.... R....

    My name is zeldar and i shop at Wal-Mart

  25. S.... V....

    I call it kill

  26. D.... O....

    A hole in my mega hoop

    D.... O....

    Hole in my mega boot

    D.... O....

    I thought it was boomp but all these answers make about the same amount of sense

  27. C.... ....

    Yeah, they call it kill. Lol

  28. V.... M....

    Area 5150 shyt Vegas love

  29. M.... L....

    got a hole in his mega boop... gg my dude... gg

  30. R.... W....

    This dude is creative as heck.

  31. O.... ....

    Someone should do a R&M vid to this in the Beldar dimension/planet

  32. M.... W....

    Only 80's baby feel this one

  33. J.... J....

    The most authentic freestyle ever

  34. A.... H....

    let's go../

  35. M.... P....

    🍃 🍃 💨💨💨 🍃🍃🍃
    🍃 🍃 💨 💨 🍃 🍃
    🍃 🍃 💨 🍃 🍃
    🍃🍃🍃🍃 💨 🍃 🍃
    🍃 💨 🍃 🍃
    🍃 💨 🍃 🍃
    🍃 💨💨💨💨 🍃🍃🍃
    PUFF PUFF PASS❗

    M.... P....

    Appreciate the effort put to make some1s buzz that much more appreciated

    M.... P....

    @mike powell The fucks that even supposed to say yo!?!

    M.... P....

    @MrCoughupalung r u retarted, its 420

    M.... P....

    Victor Ramirez lol

    M.... P....

    @Victor Ramirez you sad smh

  36. L.... L....

    What IF he is Zeldar from planet Beldar near Saturn. Some "people" can be very sarcastic.

  37. d.... ....

    my name iz zeldar

  38. S.... G....

    the green leafy stuff that i found in the field-- lmao

    S.... G....

    They call it kill

  39. T.... ....

    Where Kendrick Lamar got his flow

    T.... ....

    TheHippieChase_THC an influence/mutated

    T.... ....

    Very similar the hippie chase

    T.... ....

    I think Kendrick did mentioned Devin as one of his influences.

    T.... ....

    That's too fuckin funny I'm glad I read the comments I had a good long outer space laugh.

    T.... ....

    @marchveriswhen?

  40. Z.... S....

    I imagine Zeldar as the founder of kush ages ago and he showed it first to humans.

  41. G.... S....

    Yo this song trips you out on acid bro

    G.... S....

    Grove Side the ray gun sounds in the back will fuck me up on acid 😂😂😂

    G.... S....

    get down there shooting at us !!!!!!

    G.... S....

    nah, thats the acid

  42. V.... ....

    Late Night Cruising Vibe

  43. D.... A....

    kendrick uses this shit alot he gotta give devin the dude his props

    D.... A....

    Deshawn Antwine really!? Can you link me the song or whatever he referenced this too

  44. k.... ....

    This never gets old.

  45. B.... L....

    I would tweeek off this... GDP OGK

  46. s.... ....

    classic gotta roast one with you devin !

  47. w.... m....

    good stuff

  48. L.... S....

    Ayy lmao

  49. m.... s....

    all the way dope

  50. D.... M....

    thy call me queer,-- i say no, shop at walmart,-- gd 1'

  51. T.... I....

    what did you say your name was?

    T.... I....

    Zelllldaaar

  52. J.... R....

    "....oops, there's a hole in my mega boot...."
    love this shit!

    J.... R....

    +Juan Ruiz mega boop

    J.... R....

    +Juan Ruiz Mega hoop... Like a hooptie.

    J.... R....

    I think it's 'boop', for a full decade I thought it was 'boot' though.....but hoop, as in hooptie works for me as well!
    =)
    Cheers man!

    J.... R....

    Juan Ruiz his lyrics that are posted online...


    "Zeldar"

    [Aliens talking]
    Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars
    Do anybody have something to show or... tell?

    [Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking]
    I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
    Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
    I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern
    Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe)
    Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me
    So... I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff)

    J.... R....

    awesome, thx!!! cheers!!! =)

  53. A.... e....

    How could anyone not like this song

    A.... e....

    intro* lol gangster shit

    A.... e....

    And we shop at Walmart... Lol

    A.... e....

    Autumn eckman maybe because the lyrics are wrong. Only reason i can think of. :)

  54. K.... K....

    Kendrick paid homage to Devin the Dude and said it and you guys think he's biting lmao

    K.... K....

    Kdot is my favorite rapper ever since od nigga , miss me with that weak shit nigga

    K.... K....

    message, quality, arragement, sound, yesss.
    lyricist no

    K.... K....

    +The Last Kirin i mean theyre both really good. i just feel like alot of ppl like them just because everyone likes them , ya know what i mean

    K.... K....

    so its ok to steal someones style aslong as you 'pay homage' right? no, no its not.

  55. A.... G....

    He got this from the Movie Coneheads lol

    A.... G....

    +Anthony Garcia thats what good artist do

  56. D.... S....

    I hate it so much!!!!!

  57. l.... ....

    hahaha!!loved it:)

  58. g.... m....

    My name is Zeldar. We are from planet Beldar. 

    g.... m....

    my Leader is Eldar,

    g.... m....

    Mister Witty and we shop at Walmart.

  59. J.... C....

    Oh yeah papers lol

  60. B.... ....

    ayyyyy lmao

  61. J.... C....

    lol i think i want some of that green leafy stuff...but whats at walmart??

    J.... C....

    papers!

  62. m.... ....

    you kno whats dope about this.. dealer has the word LEADER in it lol very creative 

  63. C.... ....

    So I cough N I puff on that green leafy stuff!!!

    C.... ....

    Yea, I call it kill

  64. R.... ....

    devin's so fly, none other like this guy

  65. 2.... w....

    about zeldars brother ,.. who's spaceship is the mother,.. don't want to bother ,.. bout them trees shouldn't  grow without the water ,.. strange plans for a spacetrip to another ,.. galaxy to smoke a ounce of the weed ,.. as you can see,.. the zeldar family is to mothaphucking G ,.. picking all the seeds ,.. to grow there own planet full of weeds ,.. and they proceed with or without a tread ,.. ,.. 5 minuts long enough ,.. shits way more funny if it's freestyled with the alien voice ,.. maybe one day if I win the lottery shit gets expended

  66. 2.... w....

    fuck I wanna make a track like this ,.. haha

  67. F.... ....

    What album this on?

  68. T.... m....

    Thiisss My Shiiit

  69. C.... K....

    I was on my way home one day, when thrown off pattern.

  70. f.... ....

    Duustii1 is a dumb ass

  71. d.... ....

    calm down i know it was made in 2002 :p

  72. j.... ....

    Get the fuck outta here with that shit. Go listen to the stupid shit on the radio. Kendrick stole this shit, dumbass.

  73. d.... ....

    hahhahahahaha what are you getting mad at me for? i know this is a devin the dude skit but calm down. I dont think kendrick got his sound from this, i think it is a coincidence

  74. s.... ....

    thats lame.. get your own sound. Never listened to Kendrick much so I never caught it.. I hear it now though. Fuckin biter. Nothing worse.

  75. A.... ....

    Damn so Kendrick lamar did still his flow

  76. K.... P....

    this where kendrick got his sound from dumb shit

  77. d.... ....

    this sounds like a bad kendrick parody lol

  78. r.... ....

    Oh my god Kendrick.

  79. A.... ....

    now we alllll know where kendrick got his skits etc from

  80. j.... F....

    You gay brandon

  81. B.... W....

    Green leafy trees!

  82. J.... M....

    LMFAOOOOOO <3 this nigga

  83. J.... C....

    I think Devin is a Big influence on Kendrick ;lamar.. this sound like sum K.Dot shit.. for real.. Love'em both.

  84. M.... M....

    Things are getting weird right now

  85. T.... ....

    My name is Zeldar, I'm from, from planet Zeldar

  86. M.... A....

    U know its good music when u look n the comments n people are quoting line after line homie.

  87. M.... A....

    That's that KILLSWITCH homie!

  88. C.... B....

    Ur name is lame-o, u got the game tho , they call u chomo, from the planet homo ...

  89. v.... ....

    lyrically lethal

  90. Z.... ....

    The Dude had to be off ORIGINAL KILL when he wrote this

  91. W.... V....

    Come from deldar

  92. T.... ....

    zeldar got some bitch ass lungs tho

  93. E.... B....

    NIGGA SAY "I TOOK IT BACC TO MY FAMILY DEY SAY (SMELL)AW WAT U CALL IT ..WEED LOL

  94. E.... B....

    NO WHERE TO GO A HOLE IN MY MEGA HOOP LMMFAO

  95. T.... U....

    Gotta love The Dude!