Devin The Dude - Broccoli & Cheese Lyrics






I pick you up
I look you up and down
You so fine
In my mind I'm sayin'
Now how can I make this ho mine
I got the tank on F
I got a bag full of herb
Your favorite drink in the holder
The restaurant song reserved
They got smothered shit
And other shit I can't even pronounce
But I can count
I know the weed I have is less than an ounce
We ride and we talk
We joke and we laugh
And we drinkin'
While I'm thinkin'
bout pokin' that ass
And at last
We pulled up in front of
The restaurant-a
Ah yea Benihanas
Chose a table by the window
So we can look at the stars and shit
He made our plate
We ate, got back in the car and dipped
But on the way home I tried to grab your hand and put it on my bone
You pulled back and said "go on boy"

[Chorus:]
Girl, this dick is so clean
This dick is so clean that you can boil it in some collard greens
Girl, this dick is so clean
Girl, this dick is so clean that you can serve it with some lima beans
This dick is so clean
This dick is so clean that you can boil it in some collard greens
Girl this dick is so clean
It'll probably go good with your broccoli and cheese

Tell me why, oh why
You won't let me get between them thighs
Tell me when
Ya gonna open up and let me in
You got all kind of excuses
And you used to niggas trippin'
They just want your body
I know that ain't what you givin'
On the first date or whatever
But it's the third time we been together
And it seems like girl you're forever
You're forever mine
Aww because it gets better with time
Oh girl
You got what I want
I got what you need
At least let me smell it
Just get a whiff of that pussy
You be thinkin' I stick this dick up in hos at random
Come on girl that ain't how I handle 'em
I mind my manners
And uh

[Chorus]

I gave you roses
Even chocolate candy
Tell me what else should I do to get you out of them panties
Spend time, I tried to
Just count the things that I do
A couple of dollars for your ass
Hold that girl, I got you
And I'm even willing to pump it
You need a boost I'll jump it
I'll use my hand to unscrew your off-hand(?) and jump it myself
I'd like to help you with your sexual needs
And if I put this thing in you girl
I bet you will see
That it's good
If down the line you ever find a disease
And don't know who gave you the shit
You didn't get it from me
'cause see

[Chorus]





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  1. A.... C....

    I can't tell you how many times I've quoted this song over the years. "...tell me what else can i do to get you out them paaantieeessss"

  2. J.... G....

    That anthem

  3. V.... G....

    I
    Briar Patch

    V.... G....

    Devin ?...NAh, not ur number 1 fan.... Droid UP?

    V.... G....

    Y'all tell. Me about Guns and Roses...

  4. S.... N....

    Yo Devin a Legend and gotta hip hop classic album. Fuck it... Drake Sr, father to his style.

  5. G.... ....

    Had sex with my lady and told her i didnt shower yesterday....she said “you fucked me with the dirty dick!?”....i then presented exhibit “D”. 🤲🏽🎵🍆

  6. A.... S....

    That's my 💩

  7. R.... B....

    I been singin this 4 the last 3 days.. I GAVE U ROSES, EVEN CHOCOLATE CANDY, TELL ME WHAT ELSE SHOULD I DO TO GET U OUTTA THEM PANTIES

  8. G.... L....

    This wild but Devin the dude and wiz need to do a song

  9. J.... L....

    I love when women rap this out. 😂😂😂

  10. w.... b....

    U can serve it wit some lima beans!!!

  11. B.... B....

    Devin hella talented. Slept on foreal. South Sac. Da Creek.

  12. n.... s....

    broccoli and cheese is weed and beer

  13. M.... B....

    devin the dude, favorite rapper hands down

  14. T.... N....

    Damn I was just looking for a soup recipe

    T.... N....

    Tom Norris LOL. MANNNN YOUR CRAZY AS HELL.... LMFAO THAT MADE ME LAUGH.......LOL.....

    T.... N....

    Best Youtube comment ever

    T.... N....

    im weak

    T.... N....

    Lol. Gotdamnit. Lmfao.... Lol.

  15. M.... ....

    chose a table by the window so we could look at the stars and shit...
    gets me every time.

  16. c.... ....

    broclli being his weed, and cheese being his cash

    fucking dope artist. this dude is fucking fire. un real. 10/10

    c.... ....

    +cordiaaabrah no man. It dont make no sense to say "this dick is so clean it will probably go good with your weed and money"... But it's definetely a 10/10 jam!

  17. J.... B....

    Oh my sweet Jesus in the sky. Devin is the best rapper and if you disagree you a bitch.

  18. 0.... ....

    fucking Benihana! BENI-FUCKING-HANA

  19. W.... ....

    Only 166.000 views? What the hell is wrong with the world!

  20. b.... ....

    Boobies

  21. E.... ....

    Masterpiece

  22. O.... ....

    I need some easy listening smooth talk like big krit hydroplaning

  23. E.... T....

    Classic!!!!!!!!

  24. I.... ....

    Thats one 4 da radio 

  25. J.... ....

    Anyone been so thirsty they just start speaking the lyrics when tryin' get some? No? Just me? Damn.

    J.... ....

    I'm gonna....shiiiii

    J.... ....

    Nah we there cuz

  26. A.... H....

    omg thats actually a fucking nice idea.. damn, RIP Mac.

  27. A.... J....

    Chance the rapper reminds me of him for some strange reason

  28. K.... ....

    hein?eattadeeecc

  29. b.... ....

    wdy stfu u m

  30. M.... c....

    best song

  31. M.... ....

    Devin and Scarface would be Ill!!!

    M.... ....

    Migelei1 .... hope u have found this by now, but ... Fu** Faces. https://youtu.be/cVNwN988CLM

  32. m.... ....

    "LMBO" why this song funny

  33. p.... ....

    Well that's just charming isn't it. One attempts to offer a penetrating critique of Mr The Dude's oeuvre and to appraise his rather risque ditty about the nutritional merits of his gentleman's giggle stick and one is shot down in flames of profanity for one's efforts.

  34. K.... ....

    stfu moron

  35. p.... ....

    That's disgusting.

  36. K.... ....

    brocoli , fromage... hehe j en ai quasiment plus bouffé depuis 2006;des broccolol

  37. s.... ....

    my dick is clean.

  38. d.... d....

    I know lol

  39. M.... A....

    whos makin em?

  40. D.... ....

    bitches like lookin at stars & shit

  41. m.... ....

    i heard this about 4 yrs ago, still remember it !!

  42. s.... w....

    i love this song smooth ass beat

  43. I.... ....

    this dude is dope

  44. A.... M....

    can sombody tell me what chord are playin on the guitar? Pc&Lv

  45. j.... d....

    dam i wish mac dre and devin the dude did some shit together,,

  46. a.... ....

    OLD BROCCOLI DICK!

  47. W.... ....

    @jbeze1979 lmfao

  48. j.... b....

    3 peoples dicks are not so clean.

  49. A.... M....

    brand new subwoofer up in my ride, this shit bumps

  50. i.... g....

    lmao...wow... i thought i was hearing things

  51. R.... A....

    Gotta love the bass!

  52. b.... ....

    at least let me smell it, just get a whiff o' that puussy...

    :D

    b.... ....

    🤘southwest houston Texas bayba Devin broke it down

  53. K.... C....

    Soup talk lets, businesses conduct servicing, indigenous clientele hidden, obese recipe diets, craving liquid nourishments, dietary recipients healthily, search restaurants locally, servicing conducted businesses, let’s talk soup !

  54. E.... B....

    2:44 LOL man he looks blowed

  55. S.... V....

    dis' shit deserves millions of views!!!

  56. S.... V....

    your forver miiiiiine....because, it gets better wit' tiiiiiiime....ahh girl, u got what i want, i got what u need....atleast lemme smell and just get a whiffff of dat' pu--ssy!!!

  57. A.... ....

    @Tkarl he dont make his own beats. read the production credits in his cds. oh yea, people dont buy cds, they burn them

  58. B.... M....

    210 PISTOL P3t3 SICKK!!!

  59. K.... P....

    @maxtrax71 its because hes been in the studio with so many tracks for dre either recording a verse or watching dre compose his beat and final mix of each track and uses a tip or 2 from it ;)

  60. J.... T....

    girl this dick is so clean? ahahahahaha i love this guy

  61. f.... ....

    chose the table by the window so we could look at the stars n shit

  62. h.... m....

    bought this cd back a year or two ago, i still give it a listin devons the man

    why o whyyyy haha

    h.... m....

    Tellll meeee wheennnnnnnn

  63. m.... ....

    devins beats are the illest

  64. t.... ....

    girl this dick is so clean