Deuce - Help Me Lyrics






[Deuce:]
Hello?

[Record Label:]
Yes, hello, Aron, Deuce, yo you there?

[Deuce:]
Hey yeah! What's up!

[Record Label:]
So a little birdie tells me you're working on a new record, is that true?

[Deuce:]
B-Birdy, yeah that's

[Record Label:]
WTF are you thinking!?

Help Me... [plays fades in, in the background]

[Deuce:]
Uhhhhh...I'm very busy I'm doin' shit you know?

[Record Label:]
WTF is goin' on through your brain? We're big, we're a fucking major label! You ain't gonna be startin' your own band!

[Arguing]

[Record Label:]
I'm gonna trash that record! No radio! You ain't not comin' out without my permission! Imma bury you boy, Imma bury you!

[Chorus:]
Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

[Verse 1:]
I'm the George Bush of this rap shit,
You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass,
I'm the white Obama bitch,
You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit,
I'm sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got,
These thousand drums make you want a little click,
Put 'em around in there, make 'em drown in with,
These other rap stars are like clowns it's sick,
Like Monica Lewinsky when She's sucking on a 6 inch toothpick bitch,
Just got her boobs in so she can do it do it
Make a new clit. While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound,
Yeah I ain't going down with my hand on my dick,
While the next world trade center blows up quick,
Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer,
Everybody go nuts!

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
Look what I've become,
This place I've begun,
Started as The One and still don't give a fuck,
These bitches gettin' love,
No more Grenade a' Dove,
You 30 rappers *blech*,
You still ain't gotta buzz,
You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck,
I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up,
I don't need MTV when I sell this much,
I'd rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son,
I'ma be better than them,
I'm a veteran, kid,
Get these kids off medicine bitch,
Who's better than him,
I'mma ruin that bitch,
I'mma tell you once now I'mma tell you again,
At least fight back, pussy,
Give me a challenge,
I'm the BOSS motherfucker you don't want no static,
B-O-S-S, Deuce is back bitch,
Yo Truth (what's up),
Pass the automatic!

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 3:]
Yeah!
These labels want to put me away for good,
They wanna keep me in the hood,
But I keep swinging right back like you know I should,
Making history in the books,
You suck,
There's no buts,
The whole music industry can lick my nuts,
Motherfucker I ain't got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump!

[Outro]

[Record Label:]
Deuce can suck my fucking contract! You do what I say, I ain't making you famous! You're not fucking bitches without my permission!

[Chorus x2]

[Deuce:]
Uh huh, uh huh!
Yeah I ain't even gotta fucking try!
You know why?
Cause I sound good Whenever I talk, whenever I spit, whenever I sing, bitch.
I'm the fucking white Obama bitch!

Hey Yuma, let's get the fuck outta here!





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  1. K.... O....

    To bad your manager told your future

  2. H.... ....

    All fun and games till you put on a President mask and kidnap the asshole of a major label

  3. B.... N....

    We miss you, Deuce!

    B.... N....

    what happened to him?

    B.... N....

    @Trent K nothing. Deuce was everything in HU

  4. Y.... S....

    2 0 1 9 and 2 0 2 0 ❤

  5. M.... ....

    "Kiss my black ass" either he colorblinded or he's plain stupid

  6. T.... S....

    Why is this lame

  7. U.... P....

    Hello :)

  8. �.... �....

    great RAINY DAY SEPTEMBER 2019

  9. �.... �....

    help me deuce again-
    -fuck me after I broken your life/////hahahhh

  10. R.... 2....

    Awesome video 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  11. c.... ....

    This is My anthem and what i want played at my funeral

  12. S.... P....

    1080 nice

  13. S.... P....

    Here’s song one why I like deuce the most out of everyone form undead

  14. J.... S....

    Still the fking man!

  15. S.... T....

    Fuck Danny Fuck Hollywood Undead. HU is not same anymore. Without Deuce HU is not awesome anymore because that faggot Danny and also the already Da Kurlzz left the band because they were calling him names and insulting me. HU is the worst band I ever heard. When I heard HU it was the shit. Now is not the shit because that lead singer Danny the faggot. I got tell you guys something you are going be offended about this. In the The Kids by HU. Deuce says "Niggaz in Shit". When I heard that. Deuce is rasict and nobody cared and not HU members too. You guys agree with me is Deuce racist yes or no. Message me back if you have the answer.

    S.... T....

    Amy The Hedgehog dude learn English. Also, you don’t know what you are talking about. Da Kurlzz didn’t “leave because they were calling him names” he left due to creative differences and wanting to do his own stuff, him and HU are still cool. Also, if you can’t appreciate tracks like Dark Places, Fuck The World, Something To Believe, SCAVA, then you were never really an HU fan and you just grew out of them.

  16. A.... B....

    How did I like this garbage back in high school

  17. M.... S....

    2k19? Best song Deuce ❤️❤️

    M.... S....

    Did you hear "I came to party" ?

    M.... S....

    EVER HOMIE

    M.... S....

    I liked it , but i still like "The One" more

  18. U.... S....

    Rip george w bush

  19. T.... C....

    I think the lyrics i cant stand the rain is a diss to the song i dont mind the rain

  20. v.... ....

    imagine deuce played his cards right and wrote only genuise songs like that ....

  21. M.... ....

    What happened to the 15mill views and for the other videos?

  22. S.... M....

    Is there a version without the conversation?

  23. J.... H....

    I half to admit I personally think deuce was Hollywood's foundation without him they're to mainstream

  24. D.... C....

    Wearing presidential masks, talking about trump like 5- 6 years ago...

    D.... C....

    Dave Cerpovicz 7-8 just for next

    D.... C....

    3:11 "Motherfucker I ain't got no love for FAKE ass wantabe Donald Trump!"

  25. E.... ....

    Max raney is one of the hot girls names

  26. M.... ....

    If i was the manager guy i would have the look of confusion to. like what was deuce doing in that car

  27. D.... R....

    Jumping horse and rlly nice pic of Yumma's ass jsjsjsjsjs xddxdxdxd

  28. D.... D....

    I think deuce needs to change his shirt, and his voice. When he talks it sounds like his nose is plugged. I used to listen to deuce all the time and now....I see how bad he is

  29. N.... ....

    You ain't never coming out without my permission, I'mma burry you; white boy! I'mma burry you!

  30. E.... �....

    2k17 ;3

  31. t.... g....

    deuce I think is better solo

  32. t.... g....

    yo man I'm a true undead soldier so I jam to hu and deuce

    t.... g....

    tyler gamble so me to?

  33. G.... ....

    This is his best song, hands down

  34. J.... S....

    Deuce and HU are killer.

    This situation with artists reminds of the drama between Metallica and Mustaine.

  35. v.... ....

    still one of the best deuce music videos :D

  36. Y.... M....

    Who are the british looking girls? For uh science purposes....

    Y.... M....

    Young Meme i wanna know that too lol

  37. I.... V....

    Deuce best from HU but HU new songs are dopes

  38. A.... R....

    Help me! haha love it but you need to write an sing more

  39. D.... A....

    WAS THAT JOHNY 3 TEARS AT 0:42 BEHIND THE CAR HOLY CRAP

    D.... A....

    nvm it was danny not deuce danny

  40. M.... ....

    "I cannot feel no pain" Implies he feels pain. o.O

    M.... ....

    Actually not, double negation does not exist in English therefor if someone use it is to emphasize the negation. Like "We don't need no education" sentence by Pink Floyd

    M.... ....

    Doesn't negation doesn't exist in English? What the fuck are you on, are you saying the sentence "Do not not shut up." Is not a correct sentence?

    M.... ....

    According to wikipedia:
    "Double negatives are two negative words used in the same sentence. Double negatives are not encouraged in English because they are poor grammar and they can be confusing; but, they are sometimes used in song lyrics and informal speech."
    "In some languages, double negatives cancel one another and produce an affirmative; in other languages, doubled negatives intensify the negation. Languages where multiple negatives affirm each other are said to have negative concord. Portuguese, English, Persian, Russian, Spanish, Neapolitan and Italian are examples of negative-concord languages"
    Also "negative concord" is a phenomenon in which more than one negative element occurs in a sentence, but the sentence is interpreted as only being negated once.

    So yeah pretty much it double negation do not exist in formal (aka normal people, every day) English + double using it only intensive meaning not negate them. I'm pretty sure even tho i'm not native speaker.

    M.... ....

    "Double negatives are not encouraged in English because they are poor grammar and they can be confusing", Literally says, it can't be used. But is highly avoided because it can be confusing

    M.... ....

    Stfu you know what he means.

  41. F.... H....

    He said "He can kiss my black ass" LOL

  42. M.... L....

    What the fuck is it with people dissing Deuce or HU? They were good together and they're good apart. If you've got a problem with either don't listen to the fucking music

    M.... L....

    +Mariah Loseth Exactly , I love both . Listening to HU from 2006/2007 . And then when I listen to Deuce´s 9 lives I was like : Alright thats cool . And HU rocks with American Tragedy and Day of The Dead aswell as Deuce do with Invincible ... So yeah , I dont understand why these haters still showing their ass up so Fuck Em ... Both Deuce and HU keep bringin good music to us so why dont reconcile with it ?

    M.... L....

    +Mariah Loseth Strongly Agree

    M.... L....

    Going a Little Crazy you're precisely right

    M.... L....

    Same there both good

  43. a.... c....

    better than Hollywood undead

    a.... c....

    +allen causey buahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha! YOU WISH!

    a.... c....

    +Siarson lol it's them facts

    a.... c....

    +allen causey True story.

    a.... c....

    deuces album invincible is better than everything hu did after deuce

    a.... c....

    +vaLy H. Yo tourist guy

  44. A.... E....

    he gots better music then danny

    A.... E....

    +Alex E. no just no

    A.... E....

    +The Pink Unicorns fuck off just fuckyourself

    A.... E....

    Alex E. True! cant wait for his new album tommorow😀

  45. B.... A....

    lmao wannabe ass Donald trump😂 perfect In 2015

    B.... A....

    y would anyone would want to be donald tho

    B.... A....

    Colcha He's rich and now even close to be the next american president

    B.... A....

    president....

  46. s.... ....

    I hate you for many reasons.. Raping a 15 year old girl is low, But at least you have good music. Not as good as Danny, But still good.

    s.... ....

    I did do my research and nothing came up no matter what I typed in so stop fucking lying ok we don't need your bull shit

    s.... ....

    wasn't rape if she liked it

    s.... ....

    If she likes it, it's obviously consensual, "retardo".

    s.... ....

    @Relytxz HD She was forced, Dumb fuck.. Look it up

    s.... ....

    @smashingstuff09 I was talking about The Dark Office's comment, and debunking his logic about whether it's rape or not if a woman likes it. It had nothing to do with Deuce. I guess that makes me dumb.

  47. J.... S....

    Deuce made bitches

  48. D.... R....

    AMLO? e.e

  49. T.... G....

    Wow what a sore loser.

  50. R.... B....

    3:43 you got ballgazed

  51. B.... E....

    "Better then em" bruh you dreamin' but good song.

  52. C.... L....

    Love this song, but i dont know what he want to say with "i´m white obama"?!?

    C.... L....

    +Cruciator it's hard to be as devious as Obama.

    C.... L....

    because obama wouldve been so much more popular when he was white

  53. S.... ....

    Deuce is beast! i listened to Deuce n HU in my teens n still listen now, still feel that rebellion! Fuck Danny man!

  54. T.... M....

    you can like them both so what!

  55. P.... ....

    This is the most badass and childish producer i have ever seen, and even after HU, he's still a badass. Applaud for you sir, Applaud for you.

  56. [.... B....

    good song

  57. W.... D....

    Watching a deuce vid and a ad for HU plays before the video xD

    W.... D....

    HU ad? e_e

    W.... D....

    They have ads link

  58. �.... �....

    Deuce is better than Danny...

    �.... �....

    that's an universal truth

    �.... �....

    @Aleksandra Borczewska siema

    �.... �....

    @Ja XD hej.

    �.... �....

    Yes he is

  59. R.... ....

    So far I caught 4 song references;
    Hollywood Undead-Rain
    Hollywood Undead-Medicine
    Hollywood Undead-Bitches
    Deuce-The One
    Im still gonna see if there is more.

    R.... ....

    "I came to get these kids off of MEDICINE Bitch"

    "I can't stand the RAIN"

    R.... ....

    +CannibullEDM where is bitches? or the kids?

    R.... ....

    @Sabotage26 CSGO I posted this how long ago and I haven't listened to this song in like 3 months so I have no idea where I got those references from.

  60. P.... 5....

    Man UR copyrighting

  61. S.... A....

    Deuce, you're a fucking shit. Sorry, but that's the truth.

    S.... A....

    this is The real life man he's a gangsta ñ.ñ

  62. v.... g....

    Deuce is awesome!!!!!!!

  63. T.... R....

    FUCK ALL DEUCE IS GOD!!!!!!! CANT WAIT TILL I SEE HIM LIVE 9LIVES FUCK HU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    T.... R....

    i like hu with danny more bur deuce is nice too

    T.... R....

    @Menino da Brush no he has new cd and one hes working on.

    T.... R....

    Hollywood undead is what made him and gave him the ideas

    T.... R....

    +Madison Carter spell like you're not autistic please

    T.... R....

    +Thomas Davis Decue is a bitch! Do you know the Story between Decue and Shady jeff?


    Music still good thoe

  64. H.... S....

    Love it duce

  65. D.... G....

    Deuce is a badass

  66. S.... V....

    the song in general is alright but the chorus is catchy as fuck

  67. J.... D....

    wow this needs more views smh 

  68. J.... D....

    DEUCE IS FUCKIN SICK!

  69. C.... F....

    "I don't mind, no I don't mind, I don't mind the rain
    Simple things and subtleties, they always stay the same"

    ;)

    C.... F....

    Crimson Fucker "it's raining now, it's gonna get muddy!"

    C.... F....

    Help me i ain't got no brain

    Help me i cant feel no pain

    Help me i cant stand the rain

    Help me before i drift away

    C.... F....

    Crimson Fucker lmao xD

  70. V.... ....

    Dat voice..... I miss IT so much în an other place..

  71. V.... G....

    Help me I aint got no brains,
    Help me i can't feel no pain,
    Help me i can't stand the rain,
    Help me before i drift away!
    Help me i ain't got no brains,
    Help me i can't feel no pain,
    Help me i can't stand the rain,
    Help me before i drift away!

  72. S.... J....

    if your going to kidnap a guy and wear a mask to hide your face change your deuce shirt lol

    S.... J....

    He didn't realize that, after all,
    He has no brains

    S.... J....

    Lhh i think he wanted to be known like he didnt wanna hide lol

  73. C.... ....

    fuck Obama!

  74. S.... W....

    Kocham @wilhelm wojownik <3 <3 <3

  75. R.... D....

    haha drink gone @ 3:37

  76. �.... �....

    Арон вернись в Undead... я тебя прошу!?!?!

  77. �.... �....

    новую маску приобрёл :DAAAAAAAAAAA

  78. T.... M....

    Did he just say to kiss his "black" ass???

    T.... M....

    Cause he's Obama Bitch. Haha Jk  

    T.... M....

    Yes,My presidential black ass..with a 10 inch under it!..

  79. a.... ....

    i think that hu is better but I still like deuce

  80. J.... S....

    i still think its a shame duce is done with h.u. but hay thats life i love it all danny and h.u and duce its all killer

  81. e.... a....

    too fucking better than hollywood undead

  82. E.... C....

    !Really AMAZING! (I Love The Girls!) :')

  83. D.... T....

    That mask made me LMAO :P

  84. C.... C....

    anyone noticed that the boss was talking with an empty phonecase at the end? XD nice song thou 

  85. E.... S....

    I enjoy your music, Deuce. Keep doing what you do.

  86. D.... W....

    anyone notice he looks like travis pastrona

  87. A.... K....

    help me i ant got no brains

    A.... K....

    good for you

  88. M.... W....

    As a skinny white boy, i can sure say one thing, we sure know how to party hard.

  89. K.... L....

    B-O-S-S DEUCE IS BACK

  90. F.... A....

    im the white Obama

  91. P.... ....

    awesome video

  92. B.... h....

    Офигенная группа *_*
    я тащусь..!!

    B.... h....

    Это не группа, это 1 чел, идиот!

    B.... h....

    @KillerOK Dimon  дебил это именно группа

    B.... h....

    @BadBoyGameOff Еблан, группа- NIne lives, а это 1 человек,омг

    B.... h....

    @KillerOK Dimon
    9lves альбом deuce'а

    B.... h....

    блять, просто идите нахуй читать википедию!!!

  93. n.... l....

    Deuce would be fun as shit to party with

  94. D.... M....

    i agree with teller