Descendents - No Fat Burger Lyrics






Can’t have no more juicy burgers
Can’t have no more greasy fries
Doctor took my lipid profile
He told me I’m barely alive

No more fat
No more fat
No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo
I can’t have that

Got this problem from my father
Grandpa died at 45
Heart attack and a triple bypass
Future’s looking very bright

No more fat
No more fat
No more apple fritters, no more ice cream
I can’t have that
No more fat
No more fat
I like food, but all the food that tastes good…
I can’t have that





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  1. k.... ....

    now it sounds like a guttermouth song

  2. J.... L....

    The dislikes are from Fat Mike and NOFX Xd

  3. H.... S....

    Gayyyy!

  4. V.... B....

    Those drums, wow!

  5. T.... _....

    Can't have no more juicy burgers
    Can't have no more greasy fries
    Doctor took my lipid profile
    He told me I'm barely alive
    No more fat
    No more fat
    No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo
    I can't have that
    Got this problem from my father
    Grampa died at 45
    Heart attack and a triple bypass
    Future's looking very bright
    No more fat
    No more fat
    No more apple fritters, no more ice cream
    I can't have that
    No more fat
    No more fat
    I like food, but all the food that tastes good...
    I can't have that.

  6. D.... H....

    Swear I'm gonna leave her.

  7. E.... J....

    I like food
    Food tastes good

  8. K.... B....

    OMG CLASSIC DECENDENTS!!!!!!!!

  9. S.... Q....

    Oh my lord how have I not seen the video for this yet? Haha, classic descendents animated Milo.

  10. B.... M....

    next album: Milo Goes Vegan!!!!

    B.... M....

    hell ye

  11. W.... W....

    Freakin AWESOME video!!

  12. B.... V....

    a questão é: como não amar essa banda?!

  13. D.... B....

    Really love the wall with Bill, Stephen, and Karl, along with Allroy, Mr. Bass, Bonus Cup, and Black flag

  14. P.... ....

    Hey! I have a guitar tab of this super awesome song on my website if anyone is interested! It's a really fun song to play, and I have a lot of other Descendents songs tabbed out as well....gotta love the Descendents!! Check it out: http://handwrittenguitartabs.weebly.com/no-fat-burger.html

  15. m.... ....

    Getting old sucks!

  16. I.... T....

    No fat beaver

  17. j.... ....

    Best song on the album!

  18. l.... ....

    This is the spirit, fucking awesome.

  19. A.... N....

    No more fat wreck chords :(

  20. S.... ....

    This is the best music video I have ever seen.

  21. W.... R....

    I wish they'd do more cartoons.

  22. t.... ....

    DIET RULES !!!

  23. M.... F....

    I literally just found out there was a new album yesterday - and just came across this today via Reddit. One word - Awesome. I love this so much.

  24. J.... A....

    No More Fat Wreck Chords!

  25. P.... R....

    polar effet

    P.... R....

    polnareff

  26. A.... :....

    Just ate a burger with fries 🍟 after this video lol...

  27. c.... ....

    I just developed IBS a few months ago so this speaks to me on so many levels. Fuck, this band is great.

  28. S.... B....

    wtf is this shit

    S.... B....

    Shawn Brase music

  29. T.... O....

    Now who here wants a full on Descendents animated series?

    T.... O....

    The Orupturetan that would be the best thing ever

  30. R.... P....

    good stuff! reminded me of guttermouth.

  31. I.... ....

    hahaha awesome

  32. M.... A....

    Descendents always kicking ass

  33. M.... N....

    Great Video, to a Great Song, by a Great Band!
    Descendents Continue To Kick Ass!!!!!

  34. Y.... 0....

    Fucking great!

  35. M.... A....

    Awesome!

  36. S.... D....

    The sequel to "I like food"

    S.... D....

    Of course! Not many people get it

    S.... D....

    And no fb

  37. J.... D....

    Masterpiece

  38. F.... N....

    someone told me that this video was made by a brazilian fan. does anyone know if is true?

    F.... N....

    It was me...

    F.... N....

    Foda, meu bom ! Felizão por você !

    F.... N....

    Valeu ;•)

    F.... N....

    In the description it says Directed by Vitor Cervi

  39. D.... B....

    Hahaha... great video!!!

  40. N.... K....

    I never realized that line on his head was his mouth, always thought the dots were the mouth lol.

  41. P.... P....

    Awesome!

  42. r.... t....

    well they got a song called "I like food", can't really say this was unexpected

  43. A.... ....

    Reminds me of Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong

  44. E.... N....

    short and sweet

  45. M.... G....

    People who don't know who the Descendents are won't even understand what's happening here

    and by the way, if you think they suck, you might want to do some research about them!!

    M.... G....

    Miles Green I wasn't familiar with them until I listen to AILD's cover of Coffee Mug years ago and I decide to check them out. Surprisingly, Descedents are great. 👍🏼

    M.... G....

    The people disliking them are most likely the same kids who were posting comments like "Who are these old dudes playing pop-punk?" on the new Face To Face videos. It makes me cringe, but at least they are exploring this kind of music. A lot of kids are listening to rap and hip-hop only and really missing out :(

    M.... G....

    Stfu fat beaver

    M.... G....

    @Miles Green Led Zeppelin inspired a lot of people but they suck in my opinion. Descendents however do not although it took me a while to come round to Everything Sucks as it doesn't hold a candle to All, Milo Goes to College or All but is overall better than Enjoy which has some of their best songs.

    M.... G....

    i never thought they sucker but where do i start the research?

  46. G.... K....

    long live Descendents, kings from Pop punk to hardcore!

  47. A.... �....

    best diss for the fat wreck so far

    A.... �....

    ...It's a reference to their song "I Like Food". Which was on the Fat EP or whatever.

    A.... �....

    Exactly! Someone who knows what they are talking about. Hard to come by these days.
    Descendents released "Cool To Be You" on Fat Wreck Chords because they saw how enthusiastic Fat Mike was over wanting to sign them. Fat Mike is a huge Descendents fan, and I'm sure the Descendents would never say anything bad about them. The "Fat" is referring the the "Fat" EP the Descendents released in 1981. It is a throwback to the song "I like Food" on that EP. Nothing to do with Fat Wreck Chords.

    A.... �....

    thanks for all the comments, but it was just a bad joke guys!?!!

    A.... �....

    Precisely.

    A.... �....

    yeah boiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

  48. A.... ....

    Wow, this commercial of 7up is incredible.

    A.... ....

    ErsergioFTW this is not a commercial

    A.... ....

    Sarcasm little fucker.

    A.... ....

    ErsergioFTW ok sorry

  49. S.... A....

    Awesome! Greenday (and a lot of bands) need to take a lesson from these guys about staying relevant to the fan base. Now that we're all getting older you can't hide from the truth of life.

    S.... A....

    Very True

  50. S.... b....

    Awesome

  51. g.... ....

    I'm so sorry for you Milo. burgers are so delicious

    g.... ....

    As is fat beaver, but to each his own.

  52. D.... M....

    but my coffee mug

  53. t.... g....

    i need a fukin greasy hamburger. i need an early death

    t.... g....

    toto gonzales You're Mr. Burns, it's too late for that.

  54. R.... L....

    Ôloko!

    R.... L....

    Ricardo Leão achei um brasileiro aqui eu pensei q eu era diferentão

    R.... L....

    Foi um brasileiro que fez o clipe ;•)

    R.... L....

    Vitor Cervi nossa q legal o clipe ficou muito bom parabens eu acabei de ver q foi vc

    R.... L....

    Ricardo Leão sweet! Great job! Kept replaying and replaying

  55. A.... ....

    The kid's grown up, and now is dead 'cause of FAT

  56. P.... L....

    thanks for the notification epitaph

  57. A.... L....

    Holy shit.
    I wasn't expecting this, amazing video.

  58. W.... H....

    Similar to the classic style of hardcore, maybe some people dont understand

    W.... H....

    The Reptilian Descendents still here

    W.... H....

    Well yeah. Haven't you heard "I Like Food" by Descendents?

  59. L.... X....

    What the hell?

    L.... X....

    Lauren MCRarmy it's called Punk Rock

  60. P.... P....

    well this answers the question if that line was his mouth or jaw line 😂😂😂

    P.... P....

    I always thought it was pretty well known to be his mouth.x3

    P.... P....

    +We Remotely Low lol I had no idea tbh

    P.... P....

    Purple Pudding to me, that line is a jaw line. Milo has no mouth 😂😂😂

    P.... P....

    I always thought it was his mouth

  61. d.... t....

    Why are they signed

    d.... t....

    Derek M Old as shit? They're in their 50's. You make them sound like they are approaching 100.

    d.... t....

    +oldschoolpunkguy1 that's because I feel like I'm approaching 100 , I'm actually proud they were my first band merch. n I still have it.. wonder if op Ivy will ever make anything again

    d.... t....

    @Derek M Where did this comment about Op Ivy come from? and no they probably won't

    d.... t....

    +Sean Crawford it'd be nice to see some more of the stuff come back out that I used to get in my printed epitaph catalogue come back out

    d.... t....

    Derek M represses of Energy are on Hellcat; what are you tasking about?

  62. L.... C....

    There's only three words for this. What... the... hell.....

    L.... C....

    This is the Descendants! Best fucking Pop Punk Band ever! Next to Green day...

    L.... C....

    SYNDRIC I'm loving the guitar its his voice lol

    L.... C....

    Lydia C he's fucking 55 😂😂

    L.... C....

    Lydia C it's still only 53 seconds long tho

    L.... C....

    You used too many words. You should be put in jail.

  63. T.... W....

    Wth is this?

  64. R.... L....

    lol this is gonna be good

    R.... L....

    Raphi Loi the album already came out