Descendents - Mass Nerder Lyrics






Don't got no goatee
Don't got no tattoo
Don't got no nose ring
Don't wanna be like you

See I got these glasses
So I'll never be cool
Always get my ass kick
When I get to school

Don't worry about image
Don't got no attitude
I know I won't get laid
If I wont be like you!

Don't got no biceps
Don't got no pecks
But I'll read you under the table
With my thick specks

See I got these glasses
So they kick my ass
But I'll kick their asses
When I get to class

I got these glasses
So I can't wear shades
I'll kick their asses
I'll get good grades

Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna get good grades!

I can't get rid of the times
Can't stop the party line
Don't know what the scenes about
Don't tell me to mellow out!

Don't got no goatee
No fucking safety pin
No I ain't no junkie
Don't got no heroin

Don't got no styling lotion
Don't wanna live by the ocean
Just wanna be myself
All you posers go to hell!

Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna get good grades!

Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna get good grades!

Asses in class
Asses in class
Asses in class

Asses in class
Asses in class
Asses in class

We must read
We must read
We must read
We must read
We must read
RRRREEEEAAAADDDD!

Somebody get me a book!





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  1. J.... p....

    Get off Facebook book and face the book and ⁿstudy.

  2. D.... C....

    Adding this to a study playlist full knowing I'll keep on my bullshit and come up with a continuous string of reasons for my own intense and terrible procrastination anyway.

  3. N.... T....

    i'm a nerd and i get made fun of at school because of my glasses but it doesn't hurt me because i embraced the nerd in me

  4. D.... H....

    NO FUCKIN SAFETY PIN❤

  5. Z.... C....

    Listened to this since high school and in grad school now. Never gets old

  6. x.... x....

    SEE I GOT THESE GLASSES, SO ILL NEVER BE COOL
    OR GET MY ASS KICKED, WHEN I GET TO SCHOOL

  7. M.... ....

    That little We Must Bleed spoof never gets old

  8. P.... G....

    Cool To Be You el mejor disco de Punk Rock de 2004 atras de American Idiot

  9. B.... C....

    These songs inspire me so much in life. Today, being cool is listening to rap, wearing the newest shoes, and being a jock. In 5th to 6th grade, I went through an "I need to be a cool jock" phase, but by the end of 6th I realized that being "cool" means nothing. Now I enjoy being a nerd and a skateboarder and do pretty much everything possible to be a dweeb. Because at least that is better than being another face in the crowd, I like to stand out and express myself, and everyone else here should too.

  10. b.... ....

    "Don’t got no stylish notion". Raaaad!!!!

  11. W.... ....

    It's almost as if the nerd is the punk in this song.

  12. P.... F....

    Nice ode to the Germs on the fade-out...

  13. N.... J....

    WE MUST REEEAAAD

  14. S.... 9....

    The end was inspired by “Somebody get Me a Doctor” by Van Halen. Listen to the end of that song. Interesting fact, actually.

  15. E.... t....

    I may be a programmer, but I'm no nerd. However, I love those who are. Smart motherfuckers make the damn world turn.

  16. I.... W....

    good pop punk

  17. j.... ....

    sounds like they redid bad brains song don't need it.. pretty cool!

    j.... ....

    Nice call. Makes sense, Milo wrote this song and he digs Bad Brains.

  18. J.... ....

    Somebody get me a book!

  19. J.... B....

    Holy shit this song is accurate.

  20. J.... F....

    I love this so damned much.

  21. J.... E....

    WE MUST BLEED WE MUST BLEED WE MUST BLEED SOMEBODY GET ME A BEER RIP DARBY CRASH

    J.... E....

    Excellent end to this song.

    J.... E....

    +John Troller well it's "We must read"....

    J.... E....

    @MNstorms i know

    J.... E....

    +John Troller im darby crash

    J.... E....

    John Troller gimme a beeuuuh!

  22. S.... P....

    Asses in class.

  23. M.... M....

    Reading my Japanese book whilst listening to this song is why I am still alive.

    M.... M....

    Damn old comment

  24. t.... ....

    Nerd punk, the better

  25. t.... ....

    Don’t got no goatee
    Don’t got no tattoo
    Don’t got no nose ring
    Don’t wanna be like you

    See I got these glasses, so I'll never be cool
    Always get my ass kicked when I get to school

    Don’t worry about an image
    Don’t got no attitude
    I know I won’t get laid
    If I won’t be like you
    Don’t got no biceps
    Don’t got no pecs
    But I'll read you under the table
    With my thick specs!

    See I got these glasses, so they kick my ass
    But I'll kick their asses when I get to class

    I got these glasses, so I can’t wear shades
    But I'll kick their asses – I'll get good grades

    Gonna kick their asses in class
    Gonna kick their asses in class
    Gonna kick their asses in class
    Gonna get good grades!

    I can’t get with the times…
    Can’t spout the party line…
    Don’t know what the scene’s about
    Don’t tell me to mellow out!

    Don’t got no goatee
    No fucking safety pin
    No I ain’t no junkie
    Don’t got no heroin

    Don’t got no stylish notion
    Don’t wanna live by the ocean
    Just wanna be myself
    All you poseurs go to Hell!

    Gonna kick their asses in class
    Gonna kick their asses in class
    Gonna kick their asses in class
    Gonna get good grades

    Asses in class
    Asses in class
    Asses in class

    We must read

  26. J.... B....

    Listeting to this while learning how to make old school video games! Oi Oi Oi! Nerd Punks unite! WE MUST READ! 

    J.... B....

    does it involve programming languages?

  27. S.... P....

    Nerd-punks are the real fuckers!!! this song is great!

  28. C.... ....

    Don't need no pecs.

    C.... ....

    Only specs.

  29. R.... T....

    ALL YOU POSEURS GO TO HELL!

  30. r.... ....

    GIVE ME A FUCKING BOOK!!!!!!!!!

  31. C.... D....

    Dat germs refrence

  32. T.... ....

    2:39 "Somebody Give Me a Book!"

  33. A.... N....

    Doing my English project right now haha

  34. Z.... ....

    and they say punk is for lazy bumps

    its for genius people

    Z.... ....

    This reads like an Indian fun-facts Instagram page

  35. m.... ....

    i am super y. the gig is up

  36. T.... ....

    Straight A's this semester! Thank you, Descendants, for inspiring me to kick their asses in class!

    T.... ....

    How'd you do with spelling that year?

    T.... ....

    Chris Carr He spelled nothing wrong.

  37. P.... ....

    I've got a couple of tattoos and glasses.
    I feel so controversial

    P.... ....

    lol, best comment.

    P.... ....

    Same haha

  38. N.... ....

    I have to take the acts again today... Came to this song for support haha

  39. T.... C....

    Hey history project, You're about to get your ass kicked!

  40. J.... L....

    I am Josh as well

  41. T.... C....

    This song brought my GPA from a 1.43 to a 3.8. Thank you Descendents, I might make it out of 8th grade after all.

    T.... C....

    Taylor Calor Now why did you start from a 1.43? that's the problem.

  42. A.... ....

    Hearing this while doing a essay about the TQM. Makes me wish study and study more.

    A.... ....

    The Queen's Minge?

  43. b.... ....

    Makes Calculus so much easier

  44. m.... h....

    listening to this song while doing bio homework c:

  45. T.... E....

    would you by any chance be related to super Y?

  46. M.... ....

    Listening to this while programming some calc forms in C#. I loop better to Descendents.

  47. T.... C....

    I'm sorry to hear that.

  48. m.... ....

    SOMEBODY GIVE ME A BOOK!

  49. a.... ....

    Got a calculus midterm tomorrow! This is getting me pumped for it!

  50. H.... ....

    Don't leave out Robert Quine, and Walter Lure. They were lawyers.

  51. N.... Y....

    Lol the Germs reference at the end killed me

  52. m.... ....

    my name is wyatt

  53. t.... c....

    this song absolutely describes me

  54. N.... O....

    i was gonna be like a lot of songs have the same thing.... then i heard we must read haha
    if you want another We Must Bleed song check out Sonic Boom Six "Bigger Than Punk Rock"

  55. j.... s....

    @xraygegz5 I know!

  56. T.... T....

    I can relate to this song in so many ways. First of all I got beaten up frequently in junior high for absolutely no reason. I guess they didn't like me because of my musical taste or the fact that I don't drink (I can't stand the taste of alcohol) or do drugs. Also I always found school easy and I always got good grades, which obviously made my classmates jaloux since they never accepted me for who I am and started calling me a geek, freak etc. Who says I can't be smart and cool? Rock on!!!

  57. R.... ....

    this song will motivate me to try in school lol

  58. B.... ....

    @SickShizta or people up their own asses... one of the 2 :/

  59. s.... s....

    ASS IN GLASS, ASS IN GLASS ASS IN FUCKIN' GLASS!

  60. S.... S....

    great!

  61. M.... O....

    is the last part a tribute to germs? if it is i just jizzed myself

  62. J.... ....

    @jakes197 kewl story bro

  63. s.... ....

    @ReleaseTheChasen I too am going against "Main-Stream" Music. Thanks for keepin' Punk alive!

  64. K.... M....

    @DamnedGamers dubstep is what flows through my body when my heart pulses. I cant live a day without that fucked up bass shitting in my ear in different vibrations and tones, its like an orgasm to the ears constantly fucking me with such compassion i cry, without that fucked up bass to fuck me in my ear every morning i would die from relapse

  65. D.... ....

    @831santacruzloc Dubstep is trash. This is the real deal. No one wants to listen to a fucked up bass...

  66. K.... M....

    @ReleaseTheChasen dude dubstep all the way breh

  67. j.... s....

    I do my math and science homework while listenin to them SCREW TRENDIES

  68. A.... ....

    Germs sound at the end :D Fuck yes (x

  69. O.... C....

    WE MUST BLEED! Err umm WE MUST READ!!!

  70. C.... .....

    WE MUST BLEED

  71. b.... ....

    the last part sounded like "we must bleed" by the germs

  72. u.... ....

    My cousin's grades improved dramatically after I got her into the Descendents and now Milo is one of her biggest idols. The Descendents kick ass!

  73. h.... ....

    listening to this song whilst writing an essay xD

  74. z.... ....

    story of my life

  75. L.... C....

    fucking amazing song!!

  76. j.... ....

    Why yes, I am listening to this while doing my math homework.
    It's the perfect motivation for making a beautiful graph of y=sec(x).

  77. S.... ....

    @oatechaosincycles Nope its Josh.

  78. o.... ....

    you again SkankinLozer is yur name Jesse by chance

  79. Y.... ....

    typically perfect

  80. N.... ....

    i have tattoos and a nose ring and dont wear glasses........ but i got awesome grades and love this song!

  81. o.... o....

    SOME ONE GIVE ME A BOOK LMAO WAS DYEING ONCE I HERD THE END OF THE SONG

  82. N.... ....

    we must read

  83. o.... o....

    the end sounded like the germs

  84. A.... A....

    @sixt9coug It's gonna be RAD! Damn, I should have bought two more tickets! Anyone have any?

  85. s.... ....

    @greens618
    APRIL 7th in Long Beach with Bad Religion!!!!

    oh, and Rise Against I guess.

  86. p.... ....

    2 people have got their asses kicked in class

  87. s.... n....

    Fuck yeah, nerds kick ass.

  88. a.... ....

    2 people think it's not cool to be you.

  89. D.... ....

    i hear bad brains

  90. 2.... ....

    HA the germs cover at the end caught me by suprise

  91. s.... ....

    thats hc!!!!!!!!!!!

  92. g.... d....

    Love the Germs reference at the end.

  93. M.... A....

    i got this glasses so i can't wear shades

  94. K.... ....

    gonna get good grades!

  95. T.... D....

    DRUGS NOT HUGS!

  96. k.... ....

    ill read you under the table with my thick specs

  97. M.... ....

    They dead

  98. b.... ....

    Don't got no goatee, no fucking safety pin. I ain't no donkey, don't got no heroin!

  99. m.... ....

    Hey man! Nice taste of music :D

  100. m.... ....

    hahaha this is awesome