Deltron 3030 - Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch Lyrics






[MC Paul Barman:]
What's happening?
I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring
Rap and sing, unlike the homogeneous clones
I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones
The more ticklish the more you have
Sitting on the curb over what used to be the 'burbs
And before that was Canarsie
I'm a disturbed and bitter herb;
Like saltwater and parsley
Mites crawl up, tights fall down
That's my mnemonic for a stalactite slash stalagmite
You may have this Maglite®
It survived the apocalypse
And for the fragile force of an agile horse
Here's a handful of very special chocolate chips





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    I always pictured Snagglepuss rapping this.

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    MC Paul Barman got such a bad rep but i thought he was dope

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    pabloXL how?

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    WHATS HAPPENING?

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    ...and for the fragile force of an agile horse, here's a handful of very special chocolate chips

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    Always found this to just be incredible. Found someone even more intelligent tho.

    Go listen to "Dr. Octagon - No awareness." The second verse by Sir Menelik is INCREDIBLE. Both this and that album are amazing.

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    you could also listen to Menelik's verses on Biology 101 and On Production from the same album or the Cyclops 4000 (Sir Menelik) track So Intelligent

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    You found Octagon after Deltron, and then made this comment. It's 2 years later, I hope you've figured your shit out.

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    What's happening?
    I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring
    Rap and sing
    Unlike the homogenous clones
    I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones
    The more ticklish the more you have
    Sitting on the curb of what used to be the burbs
    And before that was Canarcie
    I'm a disturbed and bitter herb
    Like saltwater and parsley
    Mics crawl up, tights fall down
    That's my mnemonic voice stalactite slash stalagmite
    You may have this Maglite
    It survived the apocalypse
    And for the fragile force of an agile horse
    Here's a handful of very special chocolate chip

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    @Aidan729 'Mites crawl up, 'tites fall down. He's talking about stalgmites and stalactites.

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    Exactly.

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    +Cole McCarthy he also says "that's my mnemonic for stalagtite / stalagmite"

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    This is MC Paul Barman you fools.

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    Adam B No Shit. It was on 3030 though.

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    I actually had no idea this was in fact paul. Honestly thought the track was a pisstake on his sound 😂

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    Rap and sing
    Unlike the homogenous clones
    I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones
    The more ticklish the more you have
    Sitting on the curb of what used to be the burbs
    And before that was Canarcie
    I'm a disturbed and bitter herb
    Like saltwater and parsley
    Mics crawl up, tights fall down
    That's my mnemonic voice stalactite slash stalagmite
    You may have this Maglite
    It survived the apocalypse
    And for the fragile force of an agile horse
    Here's a handful of very special chocolate chip

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    Sounds like theatre

  10. F.... ....

    I first heard this song in 5th grade. Good year, good year.

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    The sad thing is that despite the dweeby voice, this is actually much more entertaining, intelligent and creative than everything on MTV/radio

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    Cedstick I think the voice is what makes him great, and he tells the funniest stories

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    i keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring, rap and sing. im like the homogeneous clones im into earth tones birth stones and erogeneous zones!!!

  13. r.... ....

    Damn that shit is cold

  14. W.... ....

    This is better than all of Lil Waynes songs.

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    And for the fragile force of an agile horse here's a very special handful of chocolate chips.....it's a mouthful. ;D

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    This shit was fuckin tight

  17. A.... B....

    THE NEW DELTRON WAX BETTER HAVE SOME MCPB!!!!

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    Cleofis Randolph the Patriarch is actually MC Paul barman.

    He's worth checking out for his Word play alone!

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    ...the more ticklish the more you have...