Dawson, Shane - Applause Parody Lyrics






Remember back in the day I could do no wrong.
You called it poetry when I said bluffing with my muff on
I wore an outfit made completely out of Kermit the Frog’s
I had so many fans from little kids to soccer moms.

So where did I go wrong go wrong go wrong
You guys used to love when when I acted crazy
Remember when I had a seizure covered in menstrual blood
Wasn’t that fun so fun so fun

They wanna send me away to retirement
To spend the rest of my days with Kesha and 50 Cent
I used to have famous friends like Beyonce.
Now when I call she hangs up.
The bitch is crazy.
H.E.L.P.M.E
Remember Just Dance.
Oh gurl, that song was my jam! Jam!
H.E.L.P.M.E
And my meat dress.
oo boo, I wasn’t a fan.

wrong wrong
wrong wrong

That bitch stole my leg.

Where did I go wrong.
Where did I go wrong.
Where did I go so wrong.

I need to prove them wrong, wrong, wrong.
I’ll try dressing more normal
How’s a sheet and face paint.
Maybe now people will take me more seriously.

You’re wrong.
You’re wrong.
So wrong.

Tell me what I should do.
Just act human.
So I should dress like a man.
That’s not what we meant.
So I should be an alien.
What the fuck, bitch.
Hey look, now I’m a swan.
Girl, we’re over it.

H.E.L.P.M.E

I’m getting real high from all the fumes on my face.
Starting to hallucinate.

H.E.L.P.M.E

I’ll wash it up now.
And just put on my p-Jays. Jays.

H.E.L.P.M.E

Oh that’s it!
What’s it?
That’s your new look.
This?
Yo! That’s revolutionary, that’s never been done before.
Wait, I can make it even better.
What do you think?
Oh!
So sad.
Wait, I can add more things.
Poop, I’ll put poop on my face, that’s cool and edgy right?

Ra ra-ah-ah-ah,
Roma roma-ma,
Gaga, ooh la la,
Want your bad romance.





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  1. D.... R....

    2020 gang?

  2. �.... ....

    あっ、バートベーカーがオマケで写ってやがるコイツのファックかクソォ〜

  3. �.... ....

    ヤバイと言う意外何と言えば良いのでしょうかァ〜

  4. �.... ....

    バードベイカーよりもヤバイとはコイツはどんな頭してやがるんだってェ〜

  5. Z.... L....

    Well now gaga is normal and boring as fuck -_-

  6. K.... F....

    Did anyone notice that Shane deleted this?

  7. G.... a....

    1:28 THAT BITCH STOLE MY LEG!

  8. T.... G....

    I'm the 3000th liker

  9. x.... ....

    Why isn't this on Shane's channel

  10. K.... L....

    I found shanes parodies when I was 5 I'm 13 now Ahhh the memories

  11. G.... ....

    0:43 why is Cinderella in a bird cage?

  12. M.... M....

    Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  13. �.... ....

    2:37 she just wants to be a Jiangshi... *wait who's gonna stop her then ?!?!*

  14. u.... h....

    "I'LL PUT POOP ON MY FACE"
    ME trying to hard to be noticed
    😄😅😯😶😐😑

  15. E.... K....

    0:21 is that enzo from tvd

  16. y.... y....

    I miss shanna😪

  17. y.... y....

    The golden age of YouTube

    y.... y....

    Not in France T___T

  18. L.... O....

    Why did he delete it from his own account?

  19. E.... B....

    The ending killed me

  20. J.... V....

    I didn’t know this was Shane Dawson I watched this when I was 4

  21. b.... s....

    wow literally a star k
    is born 🤣🤣

  22. F.... R....

    Why did shane delete this from his channel?

  23. G.... F....

    😂😂😂😂THAT BITCH STOLE MY LEG

  24. D.... G....

    *tHAT BITCH STOLE MY LEG*

  25. G.... !....

    😱 Shane!

  26. t.... b....

    Why am I here 🤣

  27. V.... G....

    1:49 his voice sounds good here!

  28. S.... P....

    Did Shane delete this??

  29. J.... T....

    Help me my eyes are bleeding

  30. s.... ....

    "So I should be alien?"
    "What the fuck bitch" 😂

  31. B.... R....

    Wiping tears with a period pad. Priceless.

  32. l.... R....

    2019? Anyway....Dame it I'm in my truck listening to this.....😍❤ love you



    SHANE Dawson

  33. K.... L....

    At 1:24 I laughed so hard!!!

  34. P.... ....

    Bart baker is better.

  35. A.... E....

    *THAT BITCH STOLE MY LEG!*

  36. g.... s....

    THAT BITCH STOLE MY LEG

  37. D.... N....

    Oh hell no

  38. A.... W....

    My ears! My EYES

  39. V.... S....

    2019 any one!?

  40. m.... ....

    2019 anybody??

  41. s.... c....

    No one:

    Me: *get it shane*

  42. O.... ....

    Why does Shane look More Normal as a Woman than a Man?

  43. s.... s....

    this video is actually about onision's dying career lmao

  44. s.... s....

    the last part reminds me of how onision's channel is dying lol ''that'scool and edgy, RIGHT?'' lol

  45. F.... B....

    Shane and Bart upload this *Applause* parody in the same date..(13 September 2013)

  46. x.... ....

    I can't find the Shane Dawson Fruit Lupe Twilight video called "Team Yacob or Team Yedward" or something like that.

  47. G.... F....

    I had no idea it was Shane

  48. L.... t....

    Where is that kermit dress and where can I buy it?

  49. a.... r....

    That's the new look - Joanne.

  50. A.... X....

    Is the original video taken down??

    A.... X....

    I’m pretty sure he privated it

  51. m.... l....

    2019??? Anyone pls :D

  52. K.... S....

    Q U E E N

  53. T.... E....

    Anyone watching 2019?

  54. M.... W....

    Watching this 2019 it so funny 😂 x

  55. A.... 5....

    Chuck e cheese pizza

  56. A.... M....

    I really hope shane returns to doing this from time to time

  57. a.... s....

    2019 anyone??

  58. T.... E....

    I actually like this song better than the original

  59. J.... S....

    2:21

    ...And thats how Joanne was born

  60. x.... .....

    So... I just started watching Shane Dawson last year, and I watched this so many years ago, and only now realizing this was Shane. Bitch, I'm *shook* right now!!

  61. E.... N....

    Anyone watching 2019 💜💜💜

  62. R.... K....

    Somebody from 2019 here?

    R.... K....

    Yes, and I'm coming to realize Shane's gone crazy

    R.... K....

    Yep queen.

    R.... K....

    Not for Long! D:

  63. I.... G....

    That bitch stole my leg

  64. L.... C....

    I remember when this video first came out. Fucking love you Shane you bloomed beautifully

  65. G.... ....

    Why did he delete this video!?!

  66. d.... x....

    1:57-2:01 made me laugh so hard i snorted

  67. M.... K....

    I never got the period joke till now....

    M.... K....

    Michelle Karanja its her biggest perfomance on her career. The end of The Fame Era, her debut álbum. Act like she was died on like With Paparazzi on the VMA’s of 2009. A big, big act.

  68. L.... 6....

    I get paradoys sometimes makes an original song seem like trash but this paradoy was "TRASH" I like 3-5 lines of the song that was ace that was about it

  69. b.... c....

    Who else watching this in 2019 I know it’s so early

  70. b.... c....

    I watched this like 5 years ago lol 😂 I remember

  71. E.... T....

    That bitch stole my leg!!! 😂🤣

  72. E.... L....

    Hey baby lol

  73. S.... ....

    his singing was killing it

  74. �.... �....

    Vocals bro, Vocals 😭

  75. �.... ....

    My sister is the young girl in the car scene! xD

  76. R.... P....

    Bart baker's applause vid is better

  77. D.... D....

    THAT BITCH STOLE MY LEG!!!

  78. R.... A....

    That wasn’t funny-That was just gross!😒

  79. B.... 4....

    What the hell happened to Lady Gaga

  80. D.... T....

    Lol Meghan Trailor has a song in a onesie and her normal hair why gaga. She should've done it first

  81. J.... -....

    Was this supposed to make fun at Shane or Lady Gaga??

  82. C.... 1....

    1:26 yes

  83. N.... L....

    Shane stop LMAO 😂

  84. E.... B....

    Oh shane

  85. S.... C....

    Oh my days, Shane is so comical. oh I love him.

  86. R.... C....

    1:28 lol
    A grandma: THAT BITCH STOLE MY LEGGG

  87. R.... T....

    0:13 when someone walks in

  88. D.... P....

    If you know the lyrics please type it here because that would be everything

  89. _.... ....

    These were the fuckin’ best. Damn I miss this

  90. x.... 1....

    Lol wtf shane

  91. S.... G....

    Last Shane video i liked back in the day... :(

  92. B.... ....

    Omg shut a fuck bye

  93. D.... ....

    "Quality Content